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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #30 on: 25 September 2019, 21:05:58 »
[The lump under the carpet giggles.]

"...did you know everytime you hit a statues butt, you've hit rock bottom?"
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #31 on: 26 September 2019, 01:50:38 »
[The lump under the carpet giggles.]

"...did you know everytime you hit a statues butt, you've hit rock bottom?"

Or if you annoying Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson enough, Rock Bottom hits you......

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #32 on: 26 September 2019, 02:54:23 »
[Wombat nods while trying to attack a small explosive to a freshly picked booger.]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #33 on: 26 September 2019, 06:54:31 »
Wow, that's pretty challenging...explosive boogers...must be very big one or tiny explosive...
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #34 on: 26 September 2019, 21:13:32 »
What I want to kno……...never mind. I don't want to know why Wombat is trying to attack small explosive devices with boogers.....
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #35 on: 27 September 2019, 04:09:35 »
"Well it's not to clear my own sinuses, nah. That'd be too easy. I was thinking I could offer a service of freshly-picked booger transplants! Yeah it's genius! I take booger, attach a small explosive to it, and then shove it up someone's nose that is congested. Pull the rip-cord and BLAM! No congestion!"

**a phone rings inside Wombat's pouch**

"Yes? The director of this episode you say? Well I didn't vote for you? What? Not elected you say? Can you get to the point? Uh huh? Yeah....ok....sure...but...I mean...only a small amount of nitro...can I...sigh. I really don't think you understand who the investors in this film are sir. Yes...I understand...under no circumstances should I use the explosive booger transplant gag."

[Wombat hangs up the pouch phone and smiles at Achoo.]

"Good news everyone. The director is on-board with this plan. Who's first?"
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #36 on: 27 September 2019, 11:33:23 »
(A random gullible Ferret-man drinking on the other side the bar to explosive boogers.)

 

(Wrangler watches the recovery crews arrive to pick up the tiny-tiny pieces of said Ferret and that portion of the Achoonluna Too bar.)

I guess he got blast out of that.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #37 on: 28 September 2019, 14:32:41 »
(At this point a hook comes out from stage right, hooks onto Wombat and drags him off scene, stage right. There is the sound of a lot of punching, gunfire, and at least one huge WHAM. A badly beaten, bloodied, folded, spindled and mutilated Wombat is then thrown back into the scene, followed by Looney Toons music and the musical equivalent of a TADAAH!)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #38 on: 28 September 2019, 17:28:06 »
"Is that Achoo in a Wombat Costume? It looks, well, a little too lumpy to be Wombat....."

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #39 on: 28 September 2019, 20:39:41 »
Nope. I am over here quietly not involved in any way.....  (trying to look innocent...…...)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #40 on: 28 September 2019, 21:24:23 »
Nope. I am over here quietly not involved in any way.....  (trying to look innocent...…...)
Which means your guilty. guilty of something.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #41 on: 29 September 2019, 15:36:30 »
"Is that Achoo in a Wombat Costume? It looks, well, a little too lumpy to be Wombat....."

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OH....he into weird furry costume thing??   xp
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #42 on: 29 September 2019, 21:00:17 »
"I think that beating might have accidentally triggered those laser beam eyes again. Quick! Achoo, look into my eyes and tell me if your brain is melting...]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #43 on: 29 September 2019, 22:45:49 »
(Unfortunately for Wombat Achoo is wearing mirrored shades. Fortunately for Wombat his eyes are still sort of crossed, so the laser beams bounce of Achoo's glasses, miss Wombat but proceed on to hit Wrangler and Sharpnel……...but fortunately for them Wombat's eyes are also kind of out of focus at the moment so the only end up getting mildly scorched...…)

Ohh! Bright shiny lights! *sniff* *sniff* Does anyone smell smoke?
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #44 on: 30 September 2019, 21:18:51 »
Wow, it's like Laser Rave in here.

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #45 on: 01 October 2019, 13:44:10 »
*sniff* *sniff* Smells like bacon! YEEEOW!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #46 on: 03 October 2019, 02:08:16 »
"It doesn't just smell like bacon, it smells like eggs too...look everyone! Achoo laid an egg!"

[Wombat picks up the egg and sniffs it a few times, then drops it on the floor where it makes a sound like wet cookie dough hitting the floor.]


**SPLAT!!**


"Nevermind...that wasn't an egg."
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #47 on: 03 October 2019, 06:51:38 »
CLEAN UP aisle 1!!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #48 on: 03 October 2019, 12:58:06 »
The UN Chemical Warfare people have to be notified first......

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #49 on: 03 October 2019, 20:54:39 »
[Achoo tries to walk off scene with whatever little dignity he has left to get his burns healed...…]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #50 on: 07 October 2019, 11:04:51 »
[Off-screen staffer holds up a sign for achoo.]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #51 on: 07 October 2019, 18:47:38 »
[Achoo take the sign and uses it to pummel the off-screen staffer severely about the face and neck]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #52 on: 08 October 2019, 06:27:07 »
[Wrangler watches as the CLAN Ferret Riot Policemen jump Achoo in a cartoon dust cloud and drags him away to the pokey.]

<cough> I guess the technical issues continue for Achoo, has he off to he pokey to problem get proper legal attention.
I guess drinks are on the house! (raises his beer as a cheer in surviving patrons in the bar do the same with a cheer.)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #53 on: 11 October 2019, 23:07:46 »
[Achoo comes back on scene in his Hetzer tank and "Pokey's" Wrangler with an AC/20 slug.]

There! I feel better now!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #54 on: 12 October 2019, 07:53:24 »
(Wrangler knocked off his seat by the biggest NERF foam bullet he's ever seen!)
Ooof

WHat heck...I SPILLED MY BEER!. Grrr

(distracts Achoo with something shiny, uses a large mallot to know him out and ties him throws in a crate. The sends him to Albuquerque (city on the barely known Periphery planet Samoyedic, home of the Wylie's Coyotes Merc group.)

That was down right rude.... x >:(
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #55 on: 12 October 2019, 11:41:40 »
Not as rude as an orbital bombardment Nerf strike...…...hehehehehehehehehehehe.

WHAAAAAAAAP!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #56 on: 14 October 2019, 13:07:18 »
{Wrangler pulls himself out of the Capital weapon size Nerf shaped CRATER that Achoo created}

Eesh, there goes the bar.  Brilliant work O-Capton, Achoo. 
Hmmm...maybe the tanker truck full vodka is still around...i could get something from that.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #57 on: 17 October 2019, 21:45:50 »
Eh, we just move to one of the other bars. This is a resort moon after all. And there is no limit to what I will resort to! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #58 on: 18 October 2019, 11:18:54 »
That explains craters all over the place with destroyed bars and resorts filled with broken palm trees and abandon booze.

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #59 on: 23 October 2019, 21:20:29 »
No. The bars are destroyed because of the insane actions of the bar patrons.
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