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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #90 on: 15 December 2019, 11:09:05 »
the blue menace has industrial strength bodily functions

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #91 on: 18 December 2019, 01:06:34 »
Among other things...... ??? :( :))
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #92 on: 18 December 2019, 08:19:26 »
I guess it takes one to know one. ::)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #93 on: 18 December 2019, 15:27:32 »
Nope, no industrial strength bodily functions.







Damn it.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #94 on: 20 December 2019, 10:04:22 »
Sounds your jelly of your lack of high yield gas / Geneva violations level bodily function issues.

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #95 on: 26 December 2019, 20:23:20 »
*whistles innocently*
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #96 on: 27 December 2019, 21:35:03 »
So why are you sending your other minions to bump over liquor stores with sub-atomic weapons?
« Last Edit: 11 January 2020, 09:44:48 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #97 on: 10 January 2020, 23:21:45 »
Wait?????!? Huh? I have minions? Since when did I end up with minions? I don't want minions! They break things, are totally inept, try and kill........oh. Just like all the others who hang around here. Well, as long as they pay for their booze and food.......
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #98 on: 11 January 2020, 06:50:08 »
Well, you see Achoo, what makes them minions is YOU pay for their food and booze.

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #99 on: 11 January 2020, 09:46:00 »
Indeed.  Some of them have tattoos of your current and past likenesses on their arms and other body parts...from what they told me.  xp
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #100 on: 11 January 2020, 10:03:01 »
That.

Is.

Disgusting.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #101 on: 11 January 2020, 10:05:14 »
Hey, i'm not one doing tats!  I have FWL eagle on my shoulder and thats it!  Who'd want tat of a Pinkachoo on them?  ;D  Only loyal minions!
« Last Edit: 12 May 2020, 07:49:23 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #102 on: 12 January 2020, 02:59:04 »
 xp
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #103 on: 20 January 2020, 23:00:08 »
I guess your minions are the ones whom are restocking your booze stash  and frig with food from the raids their conducting.

(Wrangler glaces away from his noteputer of another planetary raid by mysterious raiders)

One these days someone track it back to here.
« Last Edit: 20 January 2020, 23:04:16 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #104 on: 24 January 2020, 18:46:33 »
*sigh* I told them no flags, no tags, no evidence, deny deny deny! Idiots! Good help is sooooooooo very hard to find!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #105 on: 24 January 2020, 21:53:45 »
(Wrangler hands Achoo Blake's List of good listing of potential thugs for hire.)
Maybe you can use them.  Frankly, i'm surprised you just don't order the stuff on Pirates-List.crime.  I'm sure they'd cut a deal done for cheap.
« Last Edit: 20 March 2020, 07:40:32 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #106 on: 19 March 2020, 16:33:37 »
(Wrangler hands Achoo Blake's list of good thugs)

Suddenly, a very large and ancient, bone white Leviathan jumpship appears in the system. A lone shuttle burns from it as the ship stations itself. Landing in the parking lot, a very large vehicular item rolls out of the single bay. Riding up to the entrance of the bar, a lone quad assault battle armour emerges from it...

After checking in the suit, which walks away and sits in the yonder corner like a puppy, the occupant enters the said bar. Said occupant looks like a huge metallic cyborg with menacing eyes and hands.

HI! WHERE"S THE... blares the borg, oh, sorry, had it on low frequency,  this better? It's on ultra-low... anyways where's the peanuts at? Did Wrangler eat them all again, missed the reopening ceremonies,  what I miss? Cool looking carpet btw... did I miss something?  Since when did Bird start selling door to door carpet cleaners?  ???

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #107 on: 20 March 2020, 07:44:42 »
(Wrangler turns from his bar stool to the quad assault Battle Armor.)
Hello, Stranger.   
I thought you were in the Juke Box over yonder. Achoo appears to be stuck in this "Throne" room for last couple months. You may need use that Suit of yours get him out.... it maybe bit...unbreathable even with ventlators equipped in there.

(White Jukebox against the wall tries to play triumph returning hero music but only volume is too low to hear.)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #108 on: 12 May 2020, 01:54:34 »
I'm over here, that's just my suit...

So.. what gives, seems too quite around here!

Do I have to start a fight to get some service around here?

( TT picks up a bar stool and smashes winslow Achoo with it. )

Wait a minute, this was a particle board stool! ( Looks underneath and see's BoP stamp on it. )

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #109 on: 12 May 2020, 02:27:03 »
"Guys? there's been a Wombat sighting......"

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #110 on: 12 May 2020, 03:25:47 »
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #111 on: 12 May 2020, 07:35:30 »
"Guys? there's been a Wombat sighting......"

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #112 on: 12 May 2020, 07:57:31 »
Where on a paper mache made "Moon".  I don't thing the construction factor is high enough to keep yield of destruction from not taking us all out....

"Time to Bug out!!!"


{Meanwhile, Achoo, remains comatose from truetanker's beating while in the throne room aka bathroom.}
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