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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #90 on: 14 October 2019, 12:09:59 »
..so how much a cut in profits you getting from the bar, Achoo? 
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #91 on: 17 October 2019, 20:41:57 »
From that bar? Nothing. It's shiny, but it is still a butt dive bar.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #92 on: 18 October 2019, 15:15:24 »
I'd figure you'd like the wet bar, since staff has to wear swimming suits and no one cares if you spill your drink.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #93 on: 18 October 2019, 17:07:11 »
Staff?
Have I been making my own drinks for no reason?

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #94 on: 19 October 2019, 11:35:32 »
Staff?
Have I been making my own drinks for no reason?
U never seen them since they run for cover each time one these calamity happens.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #95 on: 20 October 2019, 03:12:59 »
But calamity is the default state here.
It's amazing I haven't been blown up recently.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #96 on: 20 October 2019, 12:24:14 »
If I was Achoo, I'd be checking the foundation for Wombat sign......

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #97 on: 23 October 2019, 20:05:57 »
Silly trboturtle! Wombat doesn't have a sign! He can't read. What you have to look for is Wombat debris. And crayon drawings.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #98 on: 24 October 2019, 02:09:21 »
most of the time aren't those in the same place if not the same thing?

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« Reply #99 on: 24 October 2019, 19:08:18 »
well...…...true. But not always.  8)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #100 on: 24 October 2019, 19:24:10 »
and that's when you should be worried the most

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #101 on: 24 October 2019, 21:44:36 »
Just the sign of the times
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #102 on: 25 October 2019, 15:29:11 »
When Wombat is involved you should always be worried! And when you don't know where Wombat is you should be very, very, very afraid!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #103 on: 27 October 2019, 07:01:57 »
You means your always in state of a afraid?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #104 on: 31 October 2019, 11:18:31 »
Yup!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #105 on: 31 October 2019, 14:50:26 »
What a ironic day to be afraid on.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #106 on: 31 October 2019, 17:17:13 »
I ain't afraid of Halloween. I love Halloween! It's my favorite holiday of all!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #107 on: 31 October 2019, 19:10:33 »
Aren't you being haunted by your former Selves? ???   :laughing_skull:
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #108 on: 31 October 2019, 19:13:52 »
Better that, then by his future selves. His future is bleak. Too much Wombat in it.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #109 on: 02 November 2019, 14:56:47 »
I worked at WalMart. Not much haunts me worse than some of the sights I saw there. The internet just doesn't even convey that which I can never unsee.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #110 on: 02 November 2019, 17:42:44 »
(Wrangler accidently sends the Wombat to the Walmart where Achoo works)
Oops. Maybe it will keep things lively there.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #111 on: 02 November 2019, 21:15:06 »
I worked at WalMart. Not much haunts me worse than some of the sights I saw there. The internet just doesn't even convey that which I can never unsee.

Tell me about it -- I had a job as a contractor and did most of the jobs I was assigned in Walmarts overnight..... Strange things going on in those places at night......

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #112 on: 04 November 2019, 18:24:35 »
And not all the strange things are the customers...…….. 8)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #113 on: 05 November 2019, 10:21:24 »
And not all the stranger things are the customers...…….. 8)
Fixed it for you.  Since all customers are stranger...
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #114 on: 08 November 2019, 11:55:54 »
You have no idea. Some of the strangest things at WalMart are the decisions made by management that are, as fart as I can tell, completely independent of sense, logic, thought or even the vaguest modicum of planning. I am soooooo glad I am retired and no longer work for them!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #115 on: 08 November 2019, 16:35:36 »
Wait, your retired?  So your sleeping in your bed all the time? 
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #116 on: 11 November 2019, 18:16:49 »
Had to retire in March. My knee gave out. Then the other knee decided it was a competition....
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #117 on: 12 November 2019, 06:42:31 »
That stinks.  Hopefully you can get them replaced.

(pss, don't let wombat near them...he just take'em.)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #118 on: 15 November 2019, 12:58:56 »
Not until I lose a lot of tonnage.  :))
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #119 on: 15 November 2019, 13:15:32 »
Not until I lose a lot of tonnage.  :))

Maybe you can trick the Wombat into doing that.....

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