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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #120 on: 15 November 2019, 22:47:26 »
I keep picturing this happening to him if Wombat gets him.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #121 on: 23 November 2019, 02:46:29 »
[Achmed voice] That's not funny! I KEEL YOU![/Achmed voice]
« Last Edit: 25 November 2019, 22:23:48 by The Mighty ACHOO »
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #122 on: 24 November 2019, 17:29:12 »
Worst HMO ever.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #123 on: 25 November 2019, 22:25:39 »
HMO? Not hardly! HMO's are designed to prevent you from obtaining medical treatments....this is much worse.  xp
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #124 on: 05 December 2019, 12:27:30 »
No worse than you remember you have to pay extra for Anesthesia.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #125 on: 07 December 2019, 19:27:01 »
Ha! Anesthesia? THEY USE A MALLET!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #126 on: 11 December 2019, 15:43:57 »
So if they use mallet on you, they going use spare parts from slightly used Manei Domini parts fix you up? (Or thy going use spare parts from a miniature Locust IIC?)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #127 on: 11 December 2019, 15:58:52 »
I don't know which worries me more -- the Fuzzy Blue One in sight, or the Fuzzy Blue One not in sight.....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #128 on: 12 December 2019, 13:57:54 »
Both. You should be equally worried either way.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #129 on: 12 December 2019, 16:06:34 »
Schrodinger's Wombat

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #130 on: 14 December 2019, 17:52:58 »
We actually have a guilty party to blame for Wombat? Sweet! He is Schrodinger's fault!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #131 on: 14 December 2019, 18:59:42 »
Schrodinger's Wombat

And from that, we get Schrodinger's Pants...... or Wombat gets Schrodinger's pants.... maybe.....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #132 on: 18 December 2019, 01:13:24 »
Mothing unusual about that, other than the uncertainty about who has Schrodinger's pants.  ::)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #133 on: 18 December 2019, 07:54:18 »
Its likely that u do Achoo. Given how many times the Wombat some hows sneaks out of them.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #134 on: 18 December 2019, 15:31:49 »
Long as it isn't my pants I don't care. That is why I don't wear pants!  >:D
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #135 on: 20 December 2019, 09:55:13 »
(watches the Ferret policemen arrive and take the streaker reported in some weird lounge named "Achoo's Place".
After using a Blackjack calm down Achoo as they drag his pantless butt to the poky.)

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #136 on: 26 December 2019, 20:26:26 »
Achoo returns and hits Wrangler over the head with the Trout of Whap!

Repeatedly

Quite enthusiastically

Rather messily
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #137 on: 27 December 2019, 21:32:47 »
(On the floor...bloodied and pauperized...Wrangler does not drop of his drink in his hand).
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #138 on: 10 January 2020, 23:23:27 »
Well, that is almost impressive. And decipherable.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #139 on: 11 January 2020, 09:48:10 »
I think you've hammered your point.  You like be pantless, don't care what the law says.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #140 on: 11 January 2020, 10:01:16 »
Just remember that next time you varmint!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #141 on: 11 January 2020, 10:06:14 »
NOw what do going to do?  Are you official retired from neverending task of avoiding being caught by the Wombat's hijinks?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #142 on: 11 January 2020, 15:30:08 »
Well the sign does say no shit, no shoes, no service.
no mention of pants.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #143 on: 12 January 2020, 02:52:26 »
Just remember the no shit part! Nothing about shirts! Nothing about pants! You gotta have shoes, but everything else is optional baby!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #144 on: 12 January 2020, 10:48:18 »
(Wrangler signs up Achoo (with forgery) for a extended tour of the House Steiner-Jade Falcon border conducting raids against various worlds to bring back riches. Like
Kooken's Pleasure Pit).   

That should keep him out trouble for spell! Fairwell!
(Achoo's mercenary Ferret minions rush the bar, lift up their commander and lift him up in the air.  Then rush him to the Union Pretty in Pink and it blasts off!)
 
(After watching the dizzily fast scene. Wrangler goes back to the bar finish his drink and head to the drop port.  Another bar goers looks at him.)

What?  He everything was optional.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #145 on: 12 January 2020, 23:53:28 »
[Achoo reappears in a swirl of pink and beats Wrangler severely about the face and neck with an entrenchment tool.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #146 on: 16 January 2020, 14:42:34 »
I feel (oof) well entrenched here now.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #147 on: 17 January 2020, 00:16:31 »
You're welcome!  :thumbsup:
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