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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #60 on: 27 October 2019, 08:06:56 »
So you and your crew wander around destroying other bars?
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #61 on: 31 October 2019, 12:11:46 »
I don't destroy the bars. I make the bars. The other lunatics destroy them because heaven forbid I get to have good things...….
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #62 on: 31 October 2019, 12:48:48 »
I don't destroy the bars. I make the bars. The other lunatics destroy them because heaven Wombat forbid I get to have good things...….

Fixed that for you....

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #63 on: 31 October 2019, 18:18:05 »
LOL!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #64 on: 01 November 2019, 07:42:47 »
I don't destroy the bars. I make the bars. The other lunatics destroy them because heaven forbid I get to have good things...….

{Wrangler reads the morning news on the of fires from local establishments}


 xp . o O  (I do not remember drinking THAT MUCH last night...)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #65 on: 02 November 2019, 04:19:09 »
bar hopping is for people without jumpjets.

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #66 on: 02 November 2019, 13:52:37 »
I see they left the chili dog stand alone.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #67 on: 02 November 2019, 15:15:19 »
Hey! Chili dogs are important!    Besides, it was air portable and I had it flown in and set up because that racket was payback on the passed out "bar hopping crew".
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #68 on: 02 November 2019, 19:12:17 »
(A ferret working bar hands him a bill addressed to Achoo. Causing him Wrangler to whistle.)
Well that was large bill.
(Puts the bill into Achoo's in box.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #69 on: 03 November 2019, 04:19:27 »
Where else are we supposed to get something edible around here?

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #70 on: 03 November 2019, 09:12:51 »
you eat?  I thought you were more borg than whateveryouare...

Anyways, just order from the plastic menu thingy on the bar. (holds up the cooking grease.)

That guy the cook...(points to the cook inside the order window)
« Last Edit: 05 November 2019, 07:44:48 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #71 on: 04 November 2019, 02:48:22 »
Of course I eat.  I'm not ALL robot.

Also note I said EDIBLE.  I'm pretty sure the menus here contain more nutrition than the "food"

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #72 on: 04 November 2019, 19:16:54 »
Nope.  >:D
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #73 on: 05 November 2019, 07:45:42 »
Oh course i eat.  I just order OUT.  Because I know....Whats in the burger!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #74 on: 08 November 2019, 13:00:50 »
Hey! That makes exactly...…..one of us!   :D
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #75 on: 08 November 2019, 17:32:54 »
You maybe eating one our patrons Achoo...then the fuzz make come take you!
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #76 on: 11 November 2019, 19:21:14 »
I didn't say I eat here. I just said I don't know what is in the burgers.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #77 on: 12 November 2019, 07:41:24 »
Are you the owner?  Your suppose to know that stuff!  xp
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #78 on: 15 November 2019, 14:00:37 »
I try and not pay attention to that. It's more fun to watch the side effects, er, reactions!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #79 on: 15 November 2019, 22:41:32 »
That's HOW you became Winslow-Achoo-thing. You had one of the burgers!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #80 on: 23 November 2019, 02:48:10 »
Had too......otherwise I could not eat the food here...... ::)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #81 on: 24 November 2019, 17:34:26 »
I guess you are what you eat.....what heck was in that?!?!  xp Another Winslow??
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #82 on: 25 November 2019, 22:21:51 »
Where?  :o
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #83 on: 26 November 2019, 07:49:00 »
(points to Achoo tummy)   You ate him!

Remember, you are what you eat...so...
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #84 on: 27 November 2019, 20:57:55 »
Well, then I am fast, cheap and easy.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #85 on: 05 December 2019, 12:26:12 »
Hmm that's strange qualities for girl date.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #86 on: 07 December 2019, 19:28:26 »
meh
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