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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1350 on: 23 September 2019, 12:19:15 »
It's Kevlar meant to look like wood.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1351 on: 23 September 2019, 12:21:50 »
(Wrangler muffled from downstairs)
"Hey, why did you guys have "Made by Clangcorp" on these toy plastic Armor plate around this place??"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1352 on: 23 September 2019, 19:03:03 »
Nope. That's the AFFS thread. We use recycled warship armor we recycled from a couple of warships that turned up missing a while back...…..we savaged them, er, salvaged them fair and square!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1353 on: 23 September 2019, 20:27:07 »
Why do I picture the old old Mighty Achoo as his evil pink Magician wearing pirate eye patch and pirate's hat.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1354 on: 24 September 2019, 23:01:54 »
I am not a magician. I don't even do card tricks.  8)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1355 on: 25 September 2019, 08:35:30 »
I am not a magician. I don't even do card tricks.  8)
Not what i hear when your playing poker games.  :)
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1356 on: 25 September 2019, 21:11:44 »
"I like to play card tricks too."


**awkward silence**

[Wombat waddles away. A few moments later everyone realizes that they are missing their credit cards.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1357 on: 26 September 2019, 07:11:22 »
OMG! My Clangorcorp Credit Card been stolen!!  (Silence)

Waitminute...that thing was scam to get you buy more their junk.  Thank gaud I didn't fall for that one.

(Sips from his Clangorcorp branded Beer Stein with pin holes of beer leaking from it.)
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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« Reply #1358 on: 26 September 2019, 21:09:18 »
I don't even carry actual cards anymore. Just those fake cards you get in adverts.

Of course that doesn't stop Wombat from using them...…..
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1359 on: 27 September 2019, 04:14:19 »
"All I know is those fake credit cards with the bumps on them feel oddly good when you slide them in and out of your butt cheeks."
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1360 on: 27 September 2019, 11:27:19 »
Well, i guess makes easier since you two don't wear pants.  I do not slide cards in my body parts...thankyouverymuch...eww.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1361 on: 28 September 2019, 14:33:56 »
Film at eleven!  :o
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1362 on: 29 September 2019, 21:03:01 »
[Wombat is immediately reminded of the Kentucky Fried Movie.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1363 on: 29 September 2019, 22:28:24 »
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1364 on: 30 September 2019, 07:30:02 »
Ok.....Wombat how did a youngster your age even KNOW about such an old naughty movie like that????

 ??? . . o o O O ( Waitaminute...Achoo is joking and laughing at Wombat's jokes?? ....and where did i leave my car keys?)

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1365 on: 30 September 2019, 17:52:28 »
I loved that movie! " I am not wearing pants. Film at eleven." "The popcorn you are eating has been pissed on. More at eleven." "Moscow in flames, missiles headed for New York. More at eleven." "Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven."
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1366 on: 03 October 2019, 01:53:53 »
[Wombat hides Big Jim Slade deep inside his pouch.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1367 on: 03 October 2019, 14:18:49 »
Hey Wombat?

Are those the 747 Airplane Engine schematics I see next to that thumping bounded body in your pouch?

And is that a Go-Go pole and some leftover turtle wax polish??!?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1368 on: 03 October 2019, 16:38:15 »
Why would Wombat want a 1000 year old schematics for a Airliner's engines?
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« Reply #1369 on: 03 October 2019, 20:52:13 »
Why indeed! Especially since Wombat cannot read!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1370 on: 04 October 2019, 14:01:49 »
* Gives Wombat some highly experimentally and extremely volatile thermobaric materials to play with.

Go and have fun Blue Buddy!

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1371 on: 05 October 2019, 17:56:10 »
Wombat will probably just drink them...…..
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1372 on: 05 October 2019, 19:56:02 »
That is true
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1373 on: 05 October 2019, 20:38:10 »
On the positive side for us the results can't be worse than when Wombat gets into the Chili Inferno IIC.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1374 on: 05 October 2019, 20:48:03 »
So....Clang invested in this industry so Wombat could cause mayhem?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1375 on: 06 October 2019, 09:58:58 »
Nobody has to invest in anything for Wombat to cause mayhem. Although I have heard that a number of insurance companies are pressuring ACMEtm to "recall" Wombat and reboot him a less destructive kid appropriate toon.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1376 on: 06 October 2019, 10:39:42 »
But why? They money make from all gag gatgets they fool...*cough* convinced people to buy.
« Last Edit: 21 October 2019, 06:44:41 by Wrangler »
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1377 on: 07 October 2019, 18:49:34 »
Gatgets? That's a new one! Moparmessiah would be proud!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1378 on: 21 October 2019, 06:49:16 »
(Wrangler stabs his Noteputer multiple times muttering about stupid misprogrammed auto-correct! Who can be heard muttering to himself "Its "Gadget!" stupid Wombat powered Computer!")

I wonder if Wombat has large investment with ACMEtm.  Sounds like a thing he would do given the someone named "Roadrunner" has controlling interest in the company.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1379 on: 23 October 2019, 21:00:37 »
*whistles quietly trying to not draw the irate attention of Wrangler*
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