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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #180 on: 07 March 2011, 10:19:11 »
[In true 'toon format, Achoo rips Wombat out of his shorts and attempts to beat ShadowRaven with him. Unfortunately Achoo rips his shorts out, pummeling ShadowRaven with his underoos; leaving Wombat still wrapped around his middle.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #181 on: 07 March 2011, 14:16:42 »
one has never been as pleased to see Wombat as now
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #182 on: 07 March 2011, 14:31:02 »
"...I think I felt it move."
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #183 on: 31 March 2011, 09:26:23 »
Achoo still has feeling enough to move?   ;)

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #184 on: 31 March 2011, 10:48:53 »
[Achoo walks into the kitchen, returning with a nice fresh pot of Chili Inferno IIC. He proceedes to pour the pot of chili on Spammie, tosses a now willingly removed Wombat onto Spammie and legs it for a bunker.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #185 on: 31 March 2011, 16:27:12 »
boots it, trying to keep up with Achoo
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #186 on: 05 April 2011, 10:58:05 »
GO FIND YOUR OWN BUNKER!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #187 on: 07 April 2011, 23:06:41 »
But this one has free HBO.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #188 on: 07 April 2011, 23:37:31 »
bunker? hell I thought you where going for the beer?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #189 on: 08 April 2011, 00:16:14 »
I like the pillows.... very plush.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #190 on: 08 April 2011, 13:22:15 »
Oh crap, who let Spammie into this one! Wombat is still licking the Chili Inferno (also his clothes and his skinb) off of him!

[Legs it for another bunker]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #191 on: 08 April 2011, 14:15:40 »
Being several degrees smarter then even himself some days, ShadowRaven simpley closes the door and locks it with a padlock, leaving Spammie, the Waombat, and the remaining Chilli Inferno secure inside.  Then with a wild grin goes ff to mix up a batch of quickset mortar.  Comeing back he places a large gob of it over the edge of the door, and presses an egyptuian ankh into it as a seal.  Leaving it to dry he pulled out his trust sharpie and began the long drawn out task of decorateing it with hieroglyphs and images of what looked to be Egyptian gods, except for the fact that instead of jackal heads, and falcons and crocodiles, all bore then tell tale image of Wombat.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #192 on: 08 April 2011, 20:30:50 »
**Taps shadowraven on the shoulder and hands him wombat** He said he wants to give you a hug.  **puts out the flame burning on a remaining clump of his hair while wombat gives shadowraven a hug**

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #193 on: 10 April 2011, 23:43:35 »
Shrugs, hugs Wombat, and goes back to his drawing. "Don't suppose you have a blue marker do you?"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #194 on: 11 April 2011, 23:21:14 »
*Trips Achoo as he is "Legs it"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #195 on: 12 April 2011, 12:37:22 »
[Teleports away in a swirl of pink]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #196 on: 12 April 2011, 18:21:53 »
ooooh pretty.....
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #197 on: 12 April 2011, 22:59:10 »
I am gonna start carrying a vacumm cleaner to catch him.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #198 on: 13 April 2011, 01:21:47 »
You just have pink swirly thing envy!   ::)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #199 on: 13 April 2011, 01:47:43 »
If your pink thing is swirly you might want to have a doctor take a look.....

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #200 on: 13 April 2011, 22:10:44 »
Like I said, pink swirly thing envy. From Spam I Am no less!   ::)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #201 on: 14 April 2011, 09:00:13 »
From Spam I Am no less!   ::)
I certainly don't envy obscurely worded sentences.   ;)

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #202 on: 15 April 2011, 09:07:34 »
What is the matter? Don't like green eggs and ham?  :P
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #203 on: 16 April 2011, 19:01:12 »
Will not eat them in a box, I will not eat them with a fox (unless the fox is Courtney Cox)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #204 on: 17 April 2011, 13:40:32 »
Giggity giggity giggity.... heh heh alright.   :D

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #205 on: 02 May 2011, 09:48:59 »
You did that tooooooooooooooooo well Spammie.   :o
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #206 on: 06 May 2011, 00:37:17 »
I do a decent imitation of quagmire.... though my Cleveland and Herbert are better.   :D

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #207 on: 13 May 2011, 10:04:03 »
[One of the ceiling tiles crashes out of the roof, taking with it a sleeping-on-the-job marsupial. Wombat crashes down and lands in the soup of the day. Naturally the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar is kept "fresh" at a balmy 20,000°F...]

"YOOOOWWWWCH!"

[The now very awake (and quite naked) marsupial flies out of the soup of the day and lands on the ceiling fan, where he is quickly dried off. The centrifugal force of the high-speed fan tosses Wombat out and against the wall where he bounces, drops down through a waiting fresh-laundered marsupial suit hanging on a clothes line, and lands behind the bar in a perfect three-and-a-half point stance. A nearby table of judges hold up cards reading 9.2, 8.9, and 9.3. Wombat nods and begins making some drinks as if nothing happened.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #208 on: 14 May 2011, 10:44:42 »
[Tosses out the soup of the day and starts a new pot of soup, with a nice armed bear trap in the bottom just in case.   ::)]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #209 on: 14 May 2011, 13:02:30 »
"Yum! Bear-trap soup is my favorite! I'll try just a spoonful when nobody is loo...."

**SNAP!!**

"Mffs mmt mmmd."
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