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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1230 on: 05 January 2018, 20:42:00 »
Wow, what sensational way to start the new year!!  :o
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1231 on: 08 January 2018, 00:02:21 »
*sigh* Another temporary bar bites the dust.


Along with the supply of booze.


The fire is nice though......................
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1232 on: 08 January 2018, 11:05:03 »
Wombat didn't get the Bar!  The bar aka mobile structure's anti-capital weapons zapped the inbound "objects" he fired.  He did take out some of the neighborhood with various munitions, including abandoned Lyran Assault Mechs he dropped.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1233 on: 09 January 2018, 00:56:31 »
Yes, everything got shot down. But the debris fell onto the bar. A lot of debris fell on the bar. The real bar would have survived, but it got blown up a while back. It was a temporary bar and the debris fell on it. A lot. Se we need to get a replacement temporary replacement bar to replace the temporary replacement bar. At least temporarily......
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1234 on: 09 January 2018, 07:54:00 »
Sounds like a temporal situation...
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1235 on: 09 January 2018, 08:07:32 »
*A large ovoid DropShip descends in a open field nearby. An ancient Colossus by the looks of her. As it touches down the name of ship can be clearly be read, as it is bright orange neon lights*

Ponsonby's Magnificent Travelling Pleasure Circus And Booze Emporium. All Varieties Of Pleasure Are Available and Prices Are Negotiable.[/[/i]size][/color]
« Last Edit: 18 January 2018, 09:42:53 by Sharpnel »
Takehiro 'Taco' Uchimiya, SHD-2H Shadow Hawk 'Taco', Crimson Oasis Trading Company
Tai-i Shizuko Lofgren, Third Infantry Company, Oniwaka
Cassius Bello, SDR-9K Venom 'Cassius', Kowalski's Borderers

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1236 on: 09 January 2018, 13:40:30 »
*Due to the outrageous marquee text being used, BoP decides to shoot down the dropship using his patent pending BoP IndustriesTM bot-portable anti capital ship rifle.*

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1237 on: 09 January 2018, 23:05:47 »
*Wrangler watches at curious horror as BoP shoot down a already landed DropShip full of bar girls and booze*

WHY IN SAM HILL ARE YOU DOING THAT?!??!

*Seeing the Dropship appears to be only slightly damaged from BoP malfunction in judgement. He walks up BoP and press the reboot button at back of his neck causing him to shutdown for next 48 hours while Windows3088 reconfigures his harddrive and logic circuits*.

*He then proceeds to the DropShip to check out the festivities that lies within.*
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1238 on: 11 January 2018, 19:43:25 »
* Wombat walks up BoP and press the reboot button at back of his neck causing him to shutdown for next 48 hours while Windows3088# reconfigures his harddrive and logic circuits. *

Windows3088 is a Word of Blake enhanced file

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1239 on: 17 January 2018, 14:00:51 »
And THAT is why we can't have nice things around here, like an MechWarrior Bar and the Salohma Club where us Olde Fossils can lay down and take a nap in peace and quiet! Damn rowdy youngin's!

(Repeatedly hits BoP about the face and neck with his cane!)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1240 on: 17 January 2018, 16:44:59 »
*watches as Achoo proceeds to cave in BoP's noggin in with his cane of endo steel.*

Well, the DropShip is still there, might well check out this Ponsonby's Magnificent Travelling Pleasure Circus And Booze Emporium. 



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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1241 on: 18 January 2018, 05:35:59 »
I'm pretty sure that atrocious marquee text of absurd font-size is the reason we can't have nice things.

I'M NOT SORRY!
*BoP pulls out a hip flask*

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1242 on: 18 January 2018, 09:41:02 »
Partially correct. It's the reason you can't have nice things.

A bright flash appears and all BoP industry products on planet disappear, including the local factories.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1243 on: 18 January 2018, 11:04:45 »
<<While gazing at various items in the the big dropship full of stuff and entertainment.  He suddenly get's alert on his phone.  Looking down on it he eyes widen as his cowboy hat slight tilts back as he holds up the screen in amazement!>>

What hell, the BoP stocks disappeared!!!  Oh well, i got other options....
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1244 on: 27 January 2018, 14:24:08 »
Isn't Bop also a product of BoP Industries? And where did he go?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1245 on: 28 January 2018, 01:35:07 »
I think the temporal artificial intelligence has been placed into ClarkeMarek for safe keeping until a Classic Clanguna Robotic Body can be fine tuned (maybe detuned) to handle his mind.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1246 on: 28 January 2018, 13:17:30 »
I would not wish anything made by ClangaCorp on anyone, even my worse enemy. Well......maybe Wombat  ;D
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1247 on: 28 January 2018, 15:52:08 »
What the hell happened to the bar? You disappear for about ten years, change your name seven or eight times and send RC Hetzer bombs everywhere then suddenly EVERYTHING CHANGES!!!

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1248 on: 28 January 2018, 18:04:47 »
What the hell happened to the bar? You disappear for about ten years, change your name seven or eight times and send RC Hetzer bombs everywhere then suddenly EVERYTHING CHANGES!!!
It was the Wombat.
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1249 on: 29 January 2018, 01:11:24 »
*A rumbling noise is heard as a BoP Industries Orbitally Deployed Autonomous Seed Factory drops next to the bar and begins building more factory.*
*BoP strolls across the street from the factory into the bar*

I wanna talk to your manager.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1250 on: 29 January 2018, 02:01:03 »
* Massive ADA fire comes from Truetanker's Mobile unit as it fires on the BoP Mobile Factory above it. "

Oops... Forgot to turn off the self defense air system, again.

* Twirt Twirt *

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Here ya go BoP ol' buddy! No hard feelings eh?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1251 on: 30 January 2018, 00:13:29 »
Hard feelings?  Like in thermo nuclear kind of feeling? That's feeling a lot heat.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1252 on: 30 January 2018, 00:30:08 »
Their not Type-Ib Davey Crockett-Ms... their more like Thermobarics, Fuel-Air-Missile.

With the assorted fun stuff thrown in for prettiness.

Class III
Class IV
Class V
Colored Smoke, Pink
Colored Smoke, Purple
Colored Smoke, Neon Green
Aresol Anti-Fire Foam Dispensers
Flare, Blue
Flare, White

You know, fun stuff...

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1253 on: 06 February 2018, 07:56:22 »
Their not Type-Ib Davey Crockett-Ms... their more like Thermobarics, Fuel-Air-Missile.
So Davey Crockett crack corn and I don t care because i'm dead anyways?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1254 on: 06 February 2018, 09:16:53 »
Watch out, TT sounds about to go full Terminator on everyone.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1255 on: 10 March 2018, 23:25:19 »
*sigh* We once had a nice club. And a nice bar. Once upon a time.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1256 on: 11 March 2018, 00:06:36 »
Once upon a time, before the blue menace.  Now all we're are left with is a pink pikachu

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1257 on: 11 March 2018, 08:37:50 »
*sigh* We once had a nice club. And a nice bar. Once upon a time.
That's what happens when you go one one those Poke'mon Journeys for months and then come back much later.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1258 on: 12 March 2018, 00:41:10 »
Just took some time away.....................
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1259 on: 18 March 2018, 14:23:03 »
Darn it, Achoo's fading!!  Call in the Walmart...arrrg...i mean the Wombat to revive him!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

 

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