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ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #630 on: 24 October 2012, 01:05:41 »
~a dazzled, but mostly unharmed SR yells out through the smoke~DO YOU THINK HE'S GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME???
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
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The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #631 on: 24 October 2012, 01:09:38 »
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #632 on: 24 October 2012, 01:11:16 »
WHAT??
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

BirdofPrey

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #633 on: 24 October 2012, 01:18:41 »
MY EYES THE GOGGLES DID NOTHING.
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE USED THE REMOTE TRIGGER.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #634 on: 24 October 2012, 10:16:00 »
REMOVE TIGGER? WHAT DOES WINNIE THE POOH HAVE TO DO WITH THIS, AND WHY IS TIGGER HERE? AND WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING HIM?
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

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Wombat

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #635 on: 24 October 2012, 11:09:13 »
[In the explosion, Wombat somehow mistook ShadowRaven's bellybutton for a marsupial pouch and crawled inside.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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SethsMatches

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #636 on: 24 October 2012, 11:14:01 »
(For the record this is making my work day  #P )
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ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #637 on: 24 October 2012, 19:37:35 »
OH GOD OH GOD, WHY IS WOMBAT INSIDE ME???
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

BirdofPrey

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #638 on: 24 October 2012, 20:02:28 »
*having recovered from the effects of what used to be the world'ss largest flash-bang, BoP looks at SR and gets his shotgun*
Wow, that looks serious; I think we're gonna have to put ShadowRaven down.

The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #639 on: 25 October 2012, 00:23:52 »
OK, let me go first.

ShadowRaven, calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Were those good enough put downs?
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ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #640 on: 25 October 2012, 00:26:03 »
Bah, you can't insult me, I've been insulted by professionals
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #641 on: 25 October 2012, 00:32:24 »
Well, I cannot use any of the really good insults.  :P


They violate quite a few of the rules of this site.  O0
« Last Edit: 25 October 2012, 10:03:58 by The Mighty ACHOO »
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ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #642 on: 25 October 2012, 00:37:42 »
a valid point
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befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #643 on: 25 October 2012, 00:49:06 »
*Shoots SR because it's the humane thing to do to put him out of his misery*
*Shoots achoo because it's the humane thing to do to put us out of our misery*

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #644 on: 25 October 2012, 02:10:59 »
What's a "Salohma?"
  W W W . M E K W A R S - D O M I N I O N . C O M

  "You will fight to the last soldier, and when you die, I will call upon your damned soul to speak horrible curses at the enemy."
     - Orders of Emperor Stefan Amaris to his troops

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #645 on: 25 October 2012, 08:06:05 »
[The timing couldn't have been more perfect. Wombat smells Tigershark and pokes his widdle fuzzy head out of ShadowRaven's belly button. He sniffs the air a few times and, pulling a stepladder out of his pouch, proceeds to crawl down and exit the belly button. Exactly 2 seconds later, Bird of Prey's shots hit ShadowRaven.]

*BLAM!*
*BLAM!*


[As ShadowRaven gets blasted against the wall, Hot Shots Part Deux style, Wombat waddles up to TigerShark and gives him a good sniffing. Wombat closes his eyes for a moment and thinks for a moment. Naturally this action causes a little smoke to come out of his ears until a toaster sound is heard and two slices of buttered whole wheat pops out of Wombat's head.]

                            *ding*

[Wombat smiles a toothy grin at TigerShark and handcuffs himself to Tigershark, and then opens up his pouch, refrigerator style, and pulls out an extra-large bowl of Achoo's finest Chili Inferno IIC and proceeds shovel it into his mouth in lightening speed. Wombat belches a few flames and then smiles another toothy grin at Tigershark. Wombat's belly begins rumbling, sounding very much like a old tractor that just won't start....]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #646 on: 25 October 2012, 10:05:09 »
RUN AWAY!
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

BirdofPrey

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #647 on: 25 October 2012, 10:38:49 »
Will you excuse me for a moment, I need to check that my CBRN filters are working correctly.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #648 on: 25 October 2012, 21:49:04 »
Me, I am checking out before WomBomb explodes.






Again.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #649 on: 26 October 2012, 07:28:38 »
*Boom*

"....eh? Must have been a dud."
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SethsMatches

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #650 on: 26 October 2012, 08:14:06 »
Cheque Please! NOW!

(Don't many volcanoes have a warning burp?)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #651 on: 26 October 2012, 09:24:06 »
[Wombat cheques SethsMatches. Naturally the giant Sharpie marker doesn't hurt too bad, but running SethMatches through the check-cashing machine hurts pretty bad.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #652 on: 26 October 2012, 09:42:44 »
Amidst the anguish a thought rises unbidden...

*So this is what a barcode feels like*

... returns to anguish...ment.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #653 on: 26 October 2012, 10:43:08 »
How...........................semi-horrific!  [watch]
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BirdofPrey

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #654 on: 26 October 2012, 10:45:59 »
You call that an explosion?
==self-destruct sequence activated==
BOOM

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #655 on: 26 October 2012, 10:47:48 »
meh.      Your flashbang was louder and brighter.  8)
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Wombat

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #656 on: 26 October 2012, 10:58:14 »
"...it tickled my hindquarters."
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #657 on: 26 October 2012, 11:02:13 »
NOT going there!  ;D
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BirdofPrey

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #658 on: 26 October 2012, 11:12:43 »
You've got mail

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Subject: re: explosion
meh.      Your flashbang was louder and brighter.  8)
but less shrapnel, and it didn't catch the ceiling on fire.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #659 on: 26 October 2012, 11:21:38 »
[Wombat shrugs and puts his head in his own pouch for a few moments. When he pulls his head out again, it appears to be green.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage