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The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #690 on: 30 October 2012, 15:21:24 »
[Achoo just sits down to drink a beer, eat a grilled cheese sandwich and watch the floor show.]
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

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ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #691 on: 30 October 2012, 16:31:25 »
nah, I'll be fine, now open wide
~with that he shoved the last piece, the foot, liberally covered with glue, into wombats toothy maw~
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #692 on: 30 October 2012, 19:58:02 »
[Achoo sips his beer, continues to watch the floor show]
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #693 on: 30 October 2012, 21:49:02 »
*BoP opens his chest and takes a beer and a sandwich out of it then joins Achoo in watching the show*

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #694 on: 31 October 2012, 09:40:14 »
[Since Wombat appears to have a foot glued in his mouth, Wombat begins talking out of his butt.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #695 on: 31 October 2012, 18:39:26 »
As if THAT is unusual down here in the hall. CM does that all the time!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #696 on: 01 November 2012, 07:14:48 »
[Oddly enough, Wombat sounds more fluent and eloquent.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #697 on: 01 November 2012, 09:05:16 »
That is because it is the nubby tail talking.  O0
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #698 on: 01 November 2012, 10:28:05 »
It's because wombat's headquarters is in his hindquarters.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #699 on: 01 November 2012, 11:10:31 »
[Wombat gets confused and sticks his head in his pouch. An airplane sound can be heard as Wombat charters an aircraft inside his pouch to the other side of his pouch. A few moments later, Wombat pulls his head out of his pouch. He appears to be wearing sunglasses and has a flower lei around his neck.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #700 on: 01 November 2012, 19:26:38 »
Wombat's pouch. Portal to your vacation destination
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #701 on: 01 November 2012, 20:17:02 »
I doubt I will be flying that airline.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #702 on: 01 November 2012, 21:32:29 »
Tyler enters the establishment, orders a beer and sizes up the action.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #703 on: 01 November 2012, 21:51:56 »
Ah, good a new vict...err patron.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #704 on: 01 November 2012, 21:57:42 »
Sucker. The correct term is sucker.  ;D
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #705 on: 02 November 2012, 07:50:08 »
[The bartender suddenly appears behind the bar, wearing a tophat and a monocle over his blue fuzzy face and smiles politely at TylerDurden before handing him a "beer". The blue bartender snickers a little bit as TylerDurden pops the top and takes a drink, only realizing that the "beer" had a hook and a high-tensile fishing line attached to it. TylerDurden looks up and notices the blue fuzzy bartender is now wearing a taxi cab driver's outfit and appears to be sitting behind the wheel of a taxicab. The fishing line appears to be tied to the rear bumper.]

*beep*
*beep*


[Wombat floors it, quickly taking up the slack on the line before TylerDurden is dragged up and out of his barstool, across the bar, through the wall, and out of the bar. Wombat drives through a few constructions zones (and by through, I do mean through), over a few alligator pits, through the broken glass factory, then the loose-leaf sandpaper factory, and then through the lemon-juice factory. Wombat stops to order some lunch for a moment at a drive through, where TylerDurden is run over by a minivan of ill-tempered badgers. Wombat takes off again, pulling TylerDurden through the everglades, across Hanse Davion's bathroom (unclean!), and makes a run through Orion's belt before crash landing back in the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar on a conveniently placed pile of razorblades and porcupines.]

*CRASH!!!*

[Wombat stops the taxicab and waddles back to TylerDurden and extracts his wallet from his pants and collects his fare according to the meter. Actually since Wombat can't read, he more-or-less takes all TylerDurden's cash from his pants and then waddles off. A moment later Wombat waddles back in and takes TylerDurden's pants as well, humps his leg until its raw, and then waddles off with most of TylerDurden's life, his money, his pants, and his dignity.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

TylerDurden

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #706 on: 02 November 2012, 08:09:59 »
*Tyler coughs, spits up some blood* Feeling.....the love. *cough*  Another beer, please.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #707 on: 02 November 2012, 10:25:43 »
That's why I bring my own beer.
*Opens chest freezer and grabs a corona*

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #708 on: 02 November 2012, 11:26:42 »
TylerDurden.........for the love of Blake.....did you not learn the first time the error of ordering a beer? Just go behind the bar and get one for yourself!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #709 on: 02 November 2012, 11:31:26 »
and be sure to tip yourself (being the bartender and all).
*grabs a lime from the condiment tray and then takes a $5 bill from achoo's wallet*

By the way, Wombat, why are Achoo's pants on the bar?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #710 on: 02 November 2012, 11:41:41 »
It's just safer and more dignified to just put them there for Wombat to steal than to have Wombat rip them off you. Wombat's head is hollow, his nubby tail is smarter than the rest of Wombat, and Wombat's hands just go to inappropriate places.
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TylerDurden

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #711 on: 02 November 2012, 12:22:42 »
TylerDurden.........for the love of Blake.....did you not learn the first time the error of ordering a beer?

Call it a homework assignment. ;)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #712 on: 02 November 2012, 12:56:13 »
[Wombat disappears, along with Achoo's pants, for a few moments underneath the sink. After a few minutes, both Wombat and the pants are smoking.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #713 on: 02 November 2012, 13:55:20 »
Outside Wombat, this is a no smoking environment
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #714 on: 02 November 2012, 14:32:14 »
[At this point, its beyond smoke, as both Wombat and the pants are on fire. Wombat looks down causually at himself and then takes a full minute to process the fact that he's burning.]

"...hmm. Something is, off. Did I leave my keys in my other pouch again? No, thats not it. Popcorn? Did I leave popcorn in the microwave again? Smells a lot like burnt popcorn, and yet there is a sensation. Like pain. Yes, pain. Extreme and bitter pain with...smoke and fire. Yes fire. I must be on fire."

*blank wide-eyed amazement*

"AGGGHHHHH!!"

[Wombat begins running around, looking for something or someone to put him out.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #715 on: 02 November 2012, 14:55:55 »
*Tyler beats Wombat with a frying pan until the fire is extinguished....and then a few more times, just to be sure it's out.* 
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #716 on: 02 November 2012, 15:57:39 »
*Tyler beats Wombat with a frying pan until the fire is extinguished....and then a few more times, just to be sure it's out.*

he'll do
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #717 on: 02 November 2012, 18:00:34 »
Not enough backhand. Other than that good form! You get a cookie.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #718 on: 02 November 2012, 21:12:12 »
Eh even if it wasn't perfect (forgot to roast your marshmallows first), I think the newbie will fit in here.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #719 on: 02 November 2012, 21:42:08 »
He is far from a newbie, but I think he merely took the wrong turn up top and fell to the bottom of the CBT site.  O0
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