Author Topic: SPOILERS (Read 47512 times)

rebs · « **Reply #90 on:** 30 May 2013, 01:41:05 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 30 May 2013, 01:27:33

This thread has gone off the rails a bit

But t'was all in good fun, you see. ;D And the beauty is the thread finds its way back to the path, it can't help it.

This thread is a wonderful example of living art.

also

We make lots of jokes about pants (specifically, the lack of them) here on CBT, and they're all basically true.

Wolflord · « **Reply #91 on:** 30 May 2013, 08:47:35 »

Blackhawks won game seven in overtime. :)

rebs · « **Reply #92 on:** 30 May 2013, 08:56:30 »

But the lowly Wings put the fear of God into them. If the 'hawks lose a series to Anyone else this year, they are undeserving of having their legacies in the NHL breeding program. Good show, though. O0

Spoiler: Silent Bob gets to break his role with a lengthy and thoughtful soliloquy near the end of Chasing Amy.

Wolflord · « **Reply #93 on:** 30 May 2013, 10:50:33 »

Quote from: rebs on 30 May 2013, 08:56:30

But the lowly Wings put the fear of God into them. If the 'hawks lose a series to Anyone else this year, they are undeserving of having their legacies in the NHL breeding program. Good show, though. O0

Now that's the kind of talk that keeps you cleaning the Zamboni instead of rejoining the warrior caste as the pilot of one of our new Assault OmniZamboni's :o

Back on topic: the Romans copied a lot of stuff from other people

GreenDragon · « **Reply #94 on:** 30 May 2013, 14:41:21 »

Quote from: rebs on 30 May 2013, 08:56:30

Spoiler: Silent Bob gets to break his role with a lengthy and thoughtful soliloquy near the end of Chasing Amy.

I like my Bob silent. But his version was still better than Affleck's remake. Gigli.

Stormlion1 · « **Reply #95 on:** 31 May 2013, 15:58:45 »

Silent Bob is the wisest of us all. Especially on the train and if you have no ticket

rebs · « **Reply #96 on:** 31 May 2013, 23:24:59 »

If you read The Bell Jar, then read Johnny Got His Gun right after that, don't be afraid to actively seek help for compulsive-depressive disorder (CDD), an affliction which I just now kind of made up, but dins with a distant ringing of truth nonetheless.

(edit: Wait... I forgot, someone else kind of made up CDD already. It's called Emo. ??? There's a spoiler of sorts for ya.)

Stormlion1 · « **Reply #97 on:** 31 May 2013, 23:54:15 »

Half the people you know are crazy, the other half are just sort of nuts. Now which are you?

GreenDragon · « **Reply #98 on:** 01 June 2013, 00:08:36 »

Arthur Pendragon sleeps on the Isle of Avalon, and will return to Britain in its Darkest Hour.

rebs · « **Reply #99 on:** 01 June 2013, 00:13:42 »

I have occasionally accused people of being a lich, but I have come to suspect that Madonna may also have such aspirations.

Wolflord · « **Reply #100 on:** 01 June 2013, 04:06:04 »

The roman legions tried in vain

Stormlion1 · « **Reply #101 on:** 02 June 2013, 17:37:39 »

So did some Roman Emperors.

Wolflord · « **Reply #102 on:** 02 June 2013, 17:50:03 »

Saxons, Danes, and Norsemen came

Stormlion1 · « **Reply #103 on:** 02 June 2013, 17:53:46 »

That somehow Peter Jackson was able to turn a short book, the Hobbit into three movies.

Wolflord · « **Reply #104 on:** 02 June 2013, 17:57:32 »

None of them could us contain

rebs · « **Reply #105 on:** 02 June 2013, 17:58:27 »

Also, Dwarves are supposed to have beards, I've heard. Someone should tell that to Peter Jackson. :)

rebs · « **Reply #106 on:** 03 June 2013, 10:46:34 »

From a different side of Tolkien... Feanor was a *@%#@!

Long did Mandos hold him, it is said.

Wolflord · « **Reply #107 on:** 03 June 2013, 12:01:20 »

The bonnie blue bonnets are after you.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #108 on:** 03 June 2013, 12:18:51 »

Apple pie really isn't American.

Wolflord · « **Reply #109 on:** 03 June 2013, 12:56:36 »

The conspiracy is discovered; flee!

rebs · « **Reply #110 on:** 03 June 2013, 16:51:06 »

Chop Suey is not real Chinese food, but an approximation invented by the military to prepare local good ole boys for Asian cuisine once they got over seas. However, Chinese Carryout as I know and love it would not be the same without it.

Wolflord · « **Reply #111 on:** 03 June 2013, 17:17:06 »

Edinburgh Hibernian FC can not defend crosses.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #112 on:** 03 June 2013, 21:55:48 »

Quote from: sir_spamalot on 03 June 2013, 12:18:51

Apple pie really isn't American.

and yet, chow mein and spaghetti and meatballs are.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #113 on:** 04 June 2013, 10:37:43 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 03 June 2013, 21:55:48

and yet, chow mein and spaghetti and meatballs are.

Kind of how pizza as we know it isn't really Italian.... ;D

rebs · « **Reply #114 on:** 04 June 2013, 15:57:27 »

That deaf, dumb, blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #115 on:** 04 June 2013, 16:04:38 »

I've heard he's a pinball wizard.

rebs · « **Reply #116 on:** 05 June 2013, 00:42:32 »

At the end of the video game 1942 by Capcom, when you finally beat it after 5 hours of playing what feels like the same 4 levels over and over, it slowly spells out C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S then dumps you at the title screen.

nerd · « **Reply #117 on:** 05 June 2013, 23:51:42 »

Ceti Alpha VI exploded.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #118 on:** 06 June 2013, 10:17:49 »

Earth Mark II is blown up just like the original in Hitchhiker's Guide.

Kotetsu · « **Reply #119 on:** 06 June 2013, 10:34:29 »

The Emperor forgets how he turned Anakin.