BT in college was how we met about 20yr ago. Anyways...
Woke up after the pub crawl and found this ASF monstrosity left open in MegaMekLabs on my laptop.
I have no idea what I was thinking, beyond possibly the name came first, and then probably things got stupid.
Yes, you read that right, 10x AP Gauss, triple LPLs, and an AdvTC.
Its so hilariously stupid I had to post it.
Spitfire
Mass: 75 tons
Frame: Unknown
Power Plant: 300 XL
Armor: Ferro-Aluminum
Armament:
10 AP Gauss Rifle
3 Large Pulse Laser
Manufacturer: Unknown
Primary Factory: Unknown
Communication System: Unknown
Targeting & Tracking System: Unknown
Introduction Year: 3145
Tech Rating/Availability: F/X-X-X-D
Cost: 11,018,906 C-bills
Type: Spitfire
Technology Base: Clan (Standard)
Tonnage: 75
Battle Value: 2,653
Equipment Mass
Engine 300 XL 9.5
Safe Thrust: 6
Max Thrust: 9
Structural Integrity: 0
Heat Sinks: 20 [40] 10
Fuel: 400 5.0
Cockpit 3
Armor Factor (Ferro) 240 12.5
Armor
Value
Nose 72
Wings 60/60
Aft 48
Weapons
and Ammo Location Tonnage Heat SRV MRV LRV ERV
Large Pulse Laser NOS 6.0 10 10 10 10 0
CASE NOS 0.0 - - - - -
4 AP Gauss Rifle NOS 2.0 1 3 0 0 0
Large Pulse Laser RWG 6.0 10 10 10 10 0
CASE RWG 0.0 - - - - -
3 AP Gauss Rifle RWG 1.5 1 3 0 0 0
Targeting Computer FSLG 5.0 - - - - -
CASE FSLG 0.0 - - - - -
Anti-Personnel Gauss Rifle Ammo (280) FSLG 7.0 - - - - -
Large Pulse Laser LWG 6.0 10 10 10 10 0
CASE LWG 0.0 - - - - -
3 AP Gauss Rifle LWG 1.5 1 3 0 0 0
I sent him a copy of it and all I got back was three full completely filled pages of him going LOL inbetween 'Ult Splat! Ult Splat!'
Next time he visits, I'm changing his tea to Lipton. That or headshotting him with a Gauss again on turn 1. Somehow.