I'm an 80s Dune tragic, and proud of it!
Visually, it's superb in its own way. The 1930s Imperial uniforms, the Harkonnen castle with dead cows on the wall and vacuuming dwarves, and Di Laurentis spray-painting some of the sand dunes to get them the right shade of orange ... and let's not forget the casting - Stewart's Hallek, the massive eyebrows of Thufir Hawat, and Richard Jordan's Duncan Idaho, which knocks wassisname Aquaman's leaden performance into the shade. We'll give Sting a pass on his cardboard portrayal of Feyd, if only for the flying underpants (trivai: they directly inspired the Flying L for Leviathans, and I'm kinda sad that got purged along with me).
Symphonically, the Toto soundtrack is also magnificent, and musical! Hooks such as 'The Floating Fat Man', and 'Robot Fight', and Brian Eno's soaring 'Prophecy Theme' knock the Zimmermatic soundtrack out. It complements the new film very well, but if you try listening to it by itself, it's totally forgettable.
Storywise it's a complete hash, agreed - 'weirding modules' indeed! But there's so much to love in that film, I forgive it its fatal flaws.
And at the end of the day, isn't that very David Lynch?