Author Topic: nonsensical error messages in the cockpit... (Read 68201 times)

StCptMara · « **Reply #90 on:** 19 September 2011, 07:53:19 »

Quote from: Grim_Reaper on 19 September 2011, 05:15:11

"Stage fright go away
This is my big day...."

immediately followed by

" Console non-functional. Sternsnacht round embedded in console

StuartYee · « **Reply #91 on:** 19 September 2011, 11:10:51 »

Given the current Voice Recognition technology, I'm certain it would exist in the 31st Century (unless the Succesion Wars wiped that out as well).

Mechwarrior: Switch Arrow IV to Homing Missiles.
Computer: Did you say dump Arrow IV ammunition?
Mechwarrior: NO! SWITCH to Homing Missiles.
Computer: Dump Arrow IV ammuntion? Please confirm.
Mechwarrior: NO! NO! NO!
Computer: Confirmed, dumping of all Arrow IV rounds in progress....
Mechwarrior: &%$@!!!!!

CrossfirePilot · « **Reply #92 on:** 19 September 2011, 16:47:01 »

For those times when you are trying a emergency cold start:

Mech failed to load properly last time. would you like you like to start in SAFE MODE?

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #93 on:** 19 September 2011, 19:04:32 »

On Lyran Mech with Beagle Active Probe

[pilot] "Activate Advanced Scanners"
[mech] "I Zee Nut-Ting, I Hear Nut-Ting, I Know Nut-Ting"
[pilot] "HOOGAAAAAARRRTH!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrangler · « **Reply #94 on:** 19 September 2011, 20:09:41 »

<<Rocket Punch Activated>>

Top Sergeant · « **Reply #95 on:** 19 September 2011, 21:31:10 »

<<Form VOLTRON IIC Yes / No >>

SteelRaven · « **Reply #96 on:** 19 September 2011, 21:45:15 »

<<Activate Self Destruct? Yes/Yes>>

master arminas · « **Reply #97 on:** 19 September 2011, 21:47:55 »

In the midst of a fight with hostile Unseen:

"Warning: Opposing BattleMech no longer licensed; deleting from all radar/sensor/visual/audio displays."

Followed by:

"Warning: Unknown source of hostile fire detected; closing cockpit shields to prevent warrior damage."

Master Arminas

Col.Hengist · « **Reply #98 on:** 20 September 2011, 08:43:11 »

And I will form " THE HEAD "

StuartYee · « **Reply #99 on:** 20 September 2011, 12:29:24 »

Bonus points if anyone knows where these are from:

MECHWARRIOR: Identify hostile unit alpha.
COMPUTER: It's a banana.
MECHWARRIOR: What!?!?!
COMPUTER: It's a small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden.
MECHWARRIOR: Run query again?
COMPUTER: It's the Bolivian Navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific.

COMPUTER: Would anyone like some toast?

COMPUTER: Shutdown sequence initated, engine will shutdown and.... win SELF DETERMINATION for the South Moldavian people!

MECHWARRIOR: Display vector for unidentified mag signature.
COMPUTER: Today's fish is trout ala creme, enjoy your meal!

MECHWARRIOR: Enable auto-eject.
COMPUTER: Do you have a flying carpet?
MECHWARRIOR: WHAT!?!? Enable the damn auto-eject!
COMPUTER: I'd like to, but the king of the potato people won't let me.

MECHWARRIOR: Run damage diagnostic.
COMPUTER: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice-recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat, this is not a daffodil!

Weirdo · « **Reply #100 on:** 20 September 2011, 12:34:46 »

Kryten, Rimmer, Holly, Toaster, AND the food dispenser? Nice!

StuartYee · « **Reply #101 on:** 20 September 2011, 12:36:50 »

Quote from: Weirdo on 20 September 2011, 12:34:46

Kryten, Rimmer, Holly, Toaster, AND the food dispenser? Nice!

WE HAVE A WINNER! [rockon]

Weirdo · « **Reply #102 on:** 20 September 2011, 12:40:08 »

I've been a **** head for a long time... :)

A. Lurker · « **Reply #103 on:** 20 September 2011, 12:48:52 »

How about a nice game of chess?

Wrangler · « **Reply #104 on:** 20 September 2011, 19:11:41 »

<<Core Fighter seperation initiated.>>

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #105 on:** 20 September 2011, 20:41:27 »

Following Buttons found in the cockpit

Missiles
More Missiles
All the Missiles
Big red button of irony
That Cool Energy Sword Thing
The Exact Same Button Coop Used Five Minutes Ago
Five Minutes Until End Of Episode
Save the World (out of order)
Destroy the World
Smite the World
Destroy the World Worse
Do Something Stupid Coop
Rip Arms Out Of Sockets
This Better Then (â€œMaybe youâ€™ll like this better, then!â€)
Destroy Giant Cocoon + Attack Moth-like Bug
Save Jamie
5 minutes till end of Episode

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #106 on:** 20 September 2011, 22:19:12 »

(Urbanmech detecting a Daishi)

[ Bender ]"Whelp, were boned"[ /Bender ]

GreenDragon · « **Reply #107 on:** 20 September 2011, 23:04:23 »

Additional Cockpit Buttons:

Punch the %&$# out of it!
Order more Creme Cheese.
Cockpit Camera
Mute
Initiate Incredibly Awesome Transformation Sequence.

Let's see if anyone else is a fan of this one. Season 2 where are you?

StCptMara · « **Reply #108 on:** 20 September 2011, 23:53:05 »

Quote from: GreenDragon on 20 September 2011, 23:04:23

Additional Cockpit Buttons:

Punch the %&$# out of it!
Order more Creme Cheese.
Cockpit Camera
Mute
Initiate Incredibly Awesome Transformation Sequence.

Let's see if anyone else is a fan of this one. Season 2 where are you?

"Don't push this button unless you REALLY mean it"

But..dang it, I cannot remember all the other buttons....and, I so agree GD: Megas XLR SHOULD have
gotten a second season!

ClarkeMarek · « **Reply #109 on:** 21 September 2011, 00:21:44 »

I haven't seen the series in ages.

GreenDragon · « **Reply #110 on:** 21 September 2011, 03:23:08 »

Quote from: StCptMara on 20 September 2011, 23:53:05

Megas XLR SHOULD have gotten a second season!

Different show.

* Pentacle Chip Installed *
qa4ewd8tryh olp/ [delete]

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #111 on:** 21 September 2011, 05:07:51 »

Quote from: StCptMara on 20 September 2011, 23:53:05

"Don't push this button unless you REALLY mean it"

But..dang it, I cannot remember all the other buttons....and, I so agree GD: Megas XLR SHOULD have
gotten a second season!

there were 2 seasons, it should have gotten a third, then fouth fifth ...etc

StuartYee · « **Reply #112 on:** 21 September 2011, 10:45:52 »

Buttons:

-Roll Credits
-Connect to AIM/YIM/ICQ
-Lightspeed
-Ludicrous Speed
-Go to commercial break
-Begin five minute replay of last episode
-Patch in narration by Peter Cullen
-Wilhelm Scream

idea weenie · « **Reply #113 on:** 21 September 2011, 11:50:16 »

"Heavy Metal detected, activating head-bang mode" (on any humanoid Mech)

Wrangler · « **Reply #114 on:** 22 September 2011, 06:42:47 »

Confused MechWarrior in heat battle after being struck in the head mutters "Go Go Gadget Legs!"

<<Mechanical Jump Jets Engaged.>>

StuartYee · « **Reply #115 on:** 22 September 2011, 11:25:50 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 22 September 2011, 06:42:47

Confused MechWarrior in heat battle after being struck in the head mutters "Go Go Gadget Legs!"

<<Mechanical Jump Jets Engaged.>>

*GROAN*

guardiandashi · « **Reply #116 on:** 23 September 2011, 11:58:20 »

for any non LAM mech

airmech mode change requested please confirm Y/N
all responses are considered Y
system error 7734,0 conversion kit not responding please reset breaker #235658acp and try again

StuartYee · « **Reply #117 on:** 23 September 2011, 16:24:08 »

>>>Target not defined. No target visible.
>>Targeting System diagnostic running.......
>>Targeting System diagnostic complete. Results as follows:
>>>>>Oh no! Not another Phantom 'Mech!

Top Sergeant · « **Reply #118 on:** 23 September 2011, 18:52:14 »

<< Use the Stackpole, Luke! >>

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #119 on:** 25 September 2011, 00:16:32 »

[mech] Startup procedure begining....
Error, pilot not detected

"Oh Come on" (victor)