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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #840 on: 26 August 2018, 18:15:10 »
I'm no longer allowed to hide assassins in the statue spell.
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Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #841 on: 28 August 2018, 13:25:53 »
I am not allowed to load magazines with the cartridges facing the wrong way.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #842 on: 28 August 2018, 13:38:51 »
I'm no longer allowed to refer to my elf pyromancer's party members as "artillery beacons."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #843 on: 28 August 2018, 21:45:42 »
I'm no longer allowed to pun excessively. People don't find it very punny.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #844 on: 29 August 2018, 10:23:27 »
I am no longer allowed to send my poorly performing subordinates' children out as cannon fodder.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #845 on: 05 September 2018, 16:46:23 »
I'm no longer allowed to refer to the Baboon as the Furiously Fast Flaming Fecal Flinger.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #846 on: 09 September 2018, 11:08:03 »
Close air support covereth a multitude of sins. That does not excuse breaking into the pilots' ready room for "confession".
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #847 on: 06 November 2018, 18:13:44 »
I'm not allowed to to use dragons in powerarmor in starship combat.
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Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #848 on: 06 November 2018, 18:15:03 »
I'm not allowed to use a Tempest as my Hauptmann's ashtray.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #849 on: 07 November 2018, 23:07:41 »
I'm not allowed to use the Steiner Variant of the Banshee with the heavy gauss to introduce new players to battletech...especially when i ended up 1-shot headshot killing them... :-X
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #850 on: 21 November 2018, 11:26:09 »
I am no longer allowed. Sadly. xp
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #851 on: 29 November 2018, 01:11:11 »
I'm not allowed to call a Hell's Horses vs Ghost Bear fight "Dallas vs Minnesota."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #852 on: 01 December 2018, 12:18:41 »
Despite the hours of calculations to prove its mechanically feasible, the techs will not modify FASCAM munitions to release 2000 bouncy balls as a "non-lethal round".
Subtlety is for those who lack a bigger gun.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #853 on: 15 December 2018, 00:56:12 »
I'm not allowed to call a Hell's Horses vs Ghost Bear fight "Dallas vs Minnesota."


Heh...

I'm not allowed to refer such as above as a Bronco's / Colts vs. Da Bears football game, people look at me funny!

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #854 on: 15 December 2018, 07:09:47 »
My astech no longer allows me to do Planetary Assault drops when I end up DFA wayward mechs with my 100 ton Thunderhawk, Resulting high repair bill after hidden units mow down my Thunderhawk.  xp
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #855 on: 20 July 2019, 20:07:48 »
I'm not allowed to run a Hell's Horses character named Star Commander Oddball.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #856 on: 24 July 2019, 16:03:58 »
I'm not allowed to run a Hell's Horses character named Star Commander Oddball.

I'm not allowed to run a Diamond Shark Merchant character named  Crapgame either!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #857 on: 25 July 2019, 18:45:16 »
I'm not allowed to make a D&D Fighter named Natasha Kerensky who wields a warhammer and rides a dire wolf named Widowmaker.

But I'm going to do so anyway once I get a chance.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #858 on: 07 December 2021, 06:36:27 »
I am no longer allowed to a combined arms Star of Protomechs and Shamash against a new player...apparently, not going toe-to-toe against them is confusing...
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #859 on: 08 December 2021, 13:13:08 »
I can't comprehend why people call me evil?

All I did was bring a Lance of Heavy LRM carriers to an Urban fight.

Maybe because they were armed with Thunder ammo? I mean, it was a Liao unit.

So I blocked every venue with mines... I thought it was fair...  8)

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #860 on: 09 December 2021, 14:55:56 »
I am top cease modifying org charts to label the company mess the "Department of War Crimes".
Subtlety is for those who lack a bigger gun.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #861 on: 10 July 2022, 20:48:19 »
I'm not allowed to refer to the Gnome (Upgrade) battle armor as "Gnome Improvement."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #862 on: 10 July 2022, 20:54:31 »
May not call the Clan Grand Council the Furries and Plushies Convention.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #863 on: 17 July 2022, 04:38:19 »
May not call the Clan Grand Council the Furries and Plushies Convention.

I am not allowed to say the reason for that is that the Furries and Plushies were insulted by the comparison.
"Victory or Debt!"- The Battlecry of Mercenaries everywhere

"Greetings, Mechwarrior! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against---Oops, wrong universe" - Unknown SLDF Recruiter

Reality and Battletech go hand in hand like a drug induced hallucination and engineering a fusion reactor ;-)

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #864 on: 17 July 2022, 11:42:16 »
I am not allowed to make a ," Cybermental " anymore.

Society Elemental Cyborg...

TSM, EI, Dermal Armor and a bunch of other nastiness...

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #865 on: 26 October 2022, 01:01:47 »
I can no longer post date my reports to avoid accusations of premeditation.
Subtlety is for those who lack a bigger gun.

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