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Well, I got Achooluna back from the shop. It had to have a full moon overhaul and the rear end adjusted. But it's sort of back, baby!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #1 on: 14 July 2018, 23:39:13 »
Huh. Did I end up with a spare Achooluna? Am I seeing double, or am I just stupid. Or maybe I am so drunk that I am seeing double.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #2 on: 15 July 2018, 07:34:22 »
Dare i asked where this thing was parked?  ;)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #3 on: 15 July 2018, 15:09:55 »
You may dare to ask. However there is a lot of non-disclosure agreements in place so...……..
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #4 on: 24 July 2018, 19:16:07 »
Spill the beans! Where was it? ;)
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #5 on: 25 July 2018, 12:55:22 »
Well, we haven't seen Wombat in a while, so.....

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #6 on: 26 July 2018, 22:48:06 »
Oh-no. It was parked in THERE?  :o ???  xp
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #7 on: 06 August 2018, 01:32:51 »
I can't tell you where it was parked. NDA's.....
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #8 on: 12 August 2018, 11:34:58 »
My mercenary unit has a MASH truck piloted by Nikolas "The Finger" Van Helsing - see if you can figure out that joke   ;D

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #9 on: 10 September 2019, 23:27:33 »
This is Achooluna Too. We don't finger things around here!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #10 on: 11 September 2019, 06:52:02 »
Maybe too much Achooluna!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #11 on: 11 September 2019, 06:53:09 »
Well, I got Achooluna back from the shop. It had to have a full moon overhaul and the rear end adjusted. But it's sort of back, baby!
According to the post count, this is  new moon

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #12 on: 11 September 2019, 06:57:15 »
Maybe made out of paper mache......waitminute....that means someone else made this....ITS A TRAP!

(Wrangler falls throught the floor due to the very thick paper mache looking floor of the bar finally giving away....)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #13 on: 11 September 2019, 21:19:04 »
Whoops. My bad...….. 8)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #14 on: 19 September 2019, 23:32:53 »
[The lump underneath the carpet nods in agreement.]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #15 on: 20 September 2019, 05:37:00 »
HEY, the room doesn't get a vote
{BoP sends a BoP Industries Automated Mobile Carpet Vacuuming Device TM towards the carpet lump.}

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #16 on: 20 September 2019, 08:13:52 »
[Juke Box Randomly plays Lost Beach Boys song, Ackukomo song]
o/~ "Achooluna, ooh I wanna take ya..o/~
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #17 on: 20 September 2019, 15:38:07 »
??????   When did this room get a carpet?    And it's a blue, kinda furry...…….carpet. Crap.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #18 on: 20 September 2019, 16:32:54 »
Meanwhile under the bar...Wrangler continues fall to though the paper mache Achooluna Too.


[Note: Person pictured is not a representation of what Wrangler looks like.]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #19 on: 21 September 2019, 18:40:53 »
You will hit bottom sooner or later...…...or the reactor...….   :P
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #20 on: 22 September 2019, 04:55:48 »
Problem with that:
it's a bit hard to hit rock bottom when we just finished mining out that quarry

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #21 on: 22 September 2019, 21:21:53 »
There is still a bottom...…...………...eventually.   It may take a while though...………..
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #22 on: 23 September 2019, 12:25:51 »
(Wrangler can be heard from a radio left on the bar)
"Hey, if there reactor down in this hollow, Achooluna Too, does this thing explode like the death star?"

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #23 on: 23 September 2019, 14:10:19 »
We're fine.
We're all fine here.
How are you?

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #24 on: 23 September 2019, 14:22:43 »
<Radio / CB thing crackles>
[Bit drafty, the wind falling in my face...by the way your guys hole in the floor just pin drop now...]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #25 on: 23 September 2019, 18:57:11 »
Did he say to drop a pin? Or a pen?  ::)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #26 on: 23 September 2019, 19:57:43 »
{{Meanwhile Wrangler has hit "bottom"}}

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #27 on: 24 September 2019, 23:04:57 »
Whoot! Wrangler has joined the airborne!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #28 on: 24 September 2019, 23:53:14 »
I wanna be an airborne ranger,
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #29 on: 25 September 2019, 08:49:12 »
{lands in the lagoon's water area and surfaces spitting water out of his mouth}

What the SAM HILL is this PLACE???  Made out SUPER DENSE paper mache and can pass for Hawaii and have water on it??!

{Walks to the sandy beach, and orders a cocktail drink..but remembers he on other side of largely unsettled "questionable" planet-like Moon.}

Damn, no beach service.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #30 on: 25 September 2019, 21:05:58 »
[The lump under the carpet giggles.]

"...did you know everytime you hit a statues butt, you've hit rock bottom?"
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« Reply #31 on: 26 September 2019, 01:50:38 »
[The lump under the carpet giggles.]

"...did you know everytime you hit a statues butt, you've hit rock bottom?"

Or if you annoying Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson enough, Rock Bottom hits you......

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #32 on: 26 September 2019, 02:54:23 »
[Wombat nods while trying to attack a small explosive to a freshly picked booger.]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #33 on: 26 September 2019, 06:54:31 »
Wow, that's pretty challenging...explosive boogers...must be very big one or tiny explosive...
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #34 on: 26 September 2019, 21:13:32 »
What I want to kno……...never mind. I don't want to know why Wombat is trying to attack small explosive devices with boogers.....
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #35 on: 27 September 2019, 04:09:35 »
"Well it's not to clear my own sinuses, nah. That'd be too easy. I was thinking I could offer a service of freshly-picked booger transplants! Yeah it's genius! I take booger, attach a small explosive to it, and then shove it up someone's nose that is congested. Pull the rip-cord and BLAM! No congestion!"

**a phone rings inside Wombat's pouch**

"Yes? The director of this episode you say? Well I didn't vote for you? What? Not elected you say? Can you get to the point? Uh huh? Yeah....ok....sure...but...I mean...only a small amount of nitro...can I...sigh. I really don't think you understand who the investors in this film are sir. Yes...I understand...under no circumstances should I use the explosive booger transplant gag."

[Wombat hangs up the pouch phone and smiles at Achoo.]

"Good news everyone. The director is on-board with this plan. Who's first?"
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #36 on: 27 September 2019, 11:33:23 »
(A random gullible Ferret-man drinking on the other side the bar to explosive boogers.)

 

(Wrangler watches the recovery crews arrive to pick up the tiny-tiny pieces of said Ferret and that portion of the Achoonluna Too bar.)

I guess he got blast out of that.
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« Reply #37 on: 28 September 2019, 14:32:41 »
(At this point a hook comes out from stage right, hooks onto Wombat and drags him off scene, stage right. There is the sound of a lot of punching, gunfire, and at least one huge WHAM. A badly beaten, bloodied, folded, spindled and mutilated Wombat is then thrown back into the scene, followed by Looney Toons music and the musical equivalent of a TADAAH!)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #38 on: 28 September 2019, 17:28:06 »
"Is that Achoo in a Wombat Costume? It looks, well, a little too lumpy to be Wombat....."

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #39 on: 28 September 2019, 20:39:41 »
Nope. I am over here quietly not involved in any way.....  (trying to look innocent...…...)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #40 on: 28 September 2019, 21:24:23 »
Nope. I am over here quietly not involved in any way.....  (trying to look innocent...…...)
Which means your guilty. guilty of something.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #41 on: 29 September 2019, 15:36:30 »
"Is that Achoo in a Wombat Costume? It looks, well, a little too lumpy to be Wombat....."

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #42 on: 29 September 2019, 21:00:17 »
"I think that beating might have accidentally triggered those laser beam eyes again. Quick! Achoo, look into my eyes and tell me if your brain is melting...]
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« Reply #43 on: 29 September 2019, 22:45:49 »
(Unfortunately for Wombat Achoo is wearing mirrored shades. Fortunately for Wombat his eyes are still sort of crossed, so the laser beams bounce of Achoo's glasses, miss Wombat but proceed on to hit Wrangler and Sharpnel……...but fortunately for them Wombat's eyes are also kind of out of focus at the moment so the only end up getting mildly scorched...…)

Ohh! Bright shiny lights! *sniff* *sniff* Does anyone smell smoke?
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #44 on: 30 September 2019, 21:18:51 »
Wow, it's like Laser Rave in here.

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« Reply #45 on: 01 October 2019, 13:44:10 »
*sniff* *sniff* Smells like bacon! YEEEOW!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #46 on: 03 October 2019, 02:08:16 »
"It doesn't just smell like bacon, it smells like eggs too...look everyone! Achoo laid an egg!"

[Wombat picks up the egg and sniffs it a few times, then drops it on the floor where it makes a sound like wet cookie dough hitting the floor.]


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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #47 on: 03 October 2019, 06:51:38 »
CLEAN UP aisle 1!!
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« Reply #48 on: 03 October 2019, 12:58:06 »
The UN Chemical Warfare people have to be notified first......

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« Reply #49 on: 03 October 2019, 20:54:39 »
[Achoo tries to walk off scene with whatever little dignity he has left to get his burns healed...…]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #50 on: 07 October 2019, 11:04:51 »
[Off-screen staffer holds up a sign for achoo.]
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« Reply #51 on: 07 October 2019, 18:47:38 »
[Achoo take the sign and uses it to pummel the off-screen staffer severely about the face and neck]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #52 on: 08 October 2019, 06:27:07 »
[Wrangler watches as the CLAN Ferret Riot Policemen jump Achoo in a cartoon dust cloud and drags him away to the pokey.]

<cough> I guess the technical issues continue for Achoo, has he off to he pokey to problem get proper legal attention.
I guess drinks are on the house! (raises his beer as a cheer in surviving patrons in the bar do the same with a cheer.)
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« Reply #53 on: 11 October 2019, 23:07:46 »
[Achoo comes back on scene in his Hetzer tank and "Pokey's" Wrangler with an AC/20 slug.]

There! I feel better now!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #54 on: 12 October 2019, 07:53:24 »
(Wrangler knocked off his seat by the biggest NERF foam bullet he's ever seen!)
Ooof

WHat heck...I SPILLED MY BEER!. Grrr

(distracts Achoo with something shiny, uses a large mallot to know him out and ties him throws in a crate. The sends him to Albuquerque (city on the barely known Periphery planet Samoyedic, home of the Wylie's Coyotes Merc group.)

That was down right rude.... x >:(
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« Reply #55 on: 12 October 2019, 11:41:40 »
Not as rude as an orbital bombardment Nerf strike...…...hehehehehehehehehehehe.

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #56 on: 14 October 2019, 13:07:18 »
{Wrangler pulls himself out of the Capital weapon size Nerf shaped CRATER that Achoo created}

Eesh, there goes the bar.  Brilliant work O-Capton, Achoo. 
Hmmm...maybe the tanker truck full vodka is still around...i could get something from that.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #57 on: 17 October 2019, 21:45:50 »
Eh, we just move to one of the other bars. This is a resort moon after all. And there is no limit to what I will resort to! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #58 on: 18 October 2019, 11:18:54 »
That explains craters all over the place with destroyed bars and resorts filled with broken palm trees and abandon booze.

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« Reply #59 on: 23 October 2019, 21:20:29 »
No. The bars are destroyed because of the insane actions of the bar patrons.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #60 on: 27 October 2019, 08:06:56 »
So you and your crew wander around destroying other bars?
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« Reply #61 on: 31 October 2019, 12:11:46 »
I don't destroy the bars. I make the bars. The other lunatics destroy them because heaven forbid I get to have good things...….
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« Reply #62 on: 31 October 2019, 12:48:48 »
I don't destroy the bars. I make the bars. The other lunatics destroy them because heaven Wombat forbid I get to have good things...….

Fixed that for you....

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« Reply #63 on: 31 October 2019, 18:18:05 »
LOL!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #64 on: 01 November 2019, 07:42:47 »
I don't destroy the bars. I make the bars. The other lunatics destroy them because heaven forbid I get to have good things...….

{Wrangler reads the morning news on the of fires from local establishments}


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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #65 on: 02 November 2019, 04:19:09 »
bar hopping is for people without jumpjets.

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #66 on: 02 November 2019, 13:52:37 »
I see they left the chili dog stand alone.
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« Reply #67 on: 02 November 2019, 15:15:19 »
Hey! Chili dogs are important!    Besides, it was air portable and I had it flown in and set up because that racket was payback on the passed out "bar hopping crew".
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« Reply #68 on: 02 November 2019, 19:12:17 »
(A ferret working bar hands him a bill addressed to Achoo. Glancing side ways and looks at the bill, causes Wrangler to whistle from what he's reading.)
Well that was large bill.
(Puts the bill into Achoo's in box.)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #69 on: 03 November 2019, 04:19:27 »
Where else are we supposed to get something edible around here?

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #70 on: 03 November 2019, 09:12:51 »
you eat?  I thought you were more borg than whateveryouare...

Anyways, just order from the plastic menu thingy on the bar. (holds up the cooking grease.)

That guy is the cook...(points to the cook inside the order window)
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« Reply #71 on: 04 November 2019, 02:48:22 »
Of course I eat.  I'm not ALL robot.

Also note I said EDIBLE.  I'm pretty sure the menus here contain more nutrition than the "food"

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« Reply #72 on: 04 November 2019, 19:16:54 »
Nope.  >:D
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« Reply #73 on: 05 November 2019, 07:45:42 »
Oh course i eat.  I just order OUT.  Because I know....Whats in the burger!
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« Reply #74 on: 08 November 2019, 13:00:50 »
Hey! That makes exactly...…..one of us!   :D
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #75 on: 08 November 2019, 17:32:54 »
You maybe eating one our patrons Achoo...then the fuzz make come take you!
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« Reply #76 on: 11 November 2019, 19:21:14 »
I didn't say I eat here. I just said I don't know what is in the burgers.
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« Reply #77 on: 12 November 2019, 07:41:24 »
Are you the owner?  Your suppose to know that stuff!  xp
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« Reply #78 on: 15 November 2019, 14:00:37 »
I try and not pay attention to that. It's more fun to watch the side effects, er, reactions!
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« Reply #79 on: 15 November 2019, 22:41:32 »
That's HOW you became Winslow-Achoo-thing. You had one of the burgers!
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« Reply #80 on: 23 November 2019, 02:48:10 »
Had too......otherwise I could not eat the food here...... ::)
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« Reply #81 on: 24 November 2019, 17:34:26 »
I guess you are what you eat.....what heck was in that?!?!  xp Another Winslow??
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« Reply #82 on: 25 November 2019, 22:21:51 »
Where?  :o
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« Reply #83 on: 26 November 2019, 07:49:00 »
(points to Achoo tummy)   You ate him!

Remember, you are what you eat...so...
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« Reply #84 on: 27 November 2019, 20:57:55 »
Well, then I am fast, cheap and easy.
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« Reply #85 on: 05 December 2019, 12:26:12 »
Hmm that's strange qualities for girl date.
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« Reply #86 on: 07 December 2019, 19:28:26 »
meh
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« Reply #87 on: 11 December 2019, 15:39:25 »
Meanwhile on the other side of Achooluna...

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« Reply #88 on: 12 December 2019, 14:01:22 »
Actually...…………….that looks like a Wombat Chili Inferno IIC fart...…... :o
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« Reply #89 on: 15 December 2019, 10:53:31 »
That Wombat must have high yield gases.
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« Reply #90 on: 15 December 2019, 11:09:05 »
the blue menace has industrial strength bodily functions

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« Reply #91 on: 18 December 2019, 01:06:34 »
Among other things...... ??? :( :))
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« Reply #92 on: 18 December 2019, 08:19:26 »
I guess it takes one to know one. ::)
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« Reply #93 on: 18 December 2019, 15:27:32 »
Nope, no industrial strength bodily functions.







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« Reply #94 on: 20 December 2019, 10:04:22 »
Sounds your jelly of your lack of high yield gas / Geneva violations level bodily function issues.

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« Reply #95 on: 26 December 2019, 20:23:20 »
*whistles innocently*
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #96 on: 27 December 2019, 21:35:03 »
So why are you sending your other minions to bump over liquor stores with sub-atomic weapons?
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« Reply #97 on: 10 January 2020, 23:21:45 »
Wait?????!? Huh? I have minions? Since when did I end up with minions? I don't want minions! They break things, are totally inept, try and kill........oh. Just like all the others who hang around here. Well, as long as they pay for their booze and food.......
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« Reply #98 on: 11 January 2020, 06:50:08 »
Well, you see Achoo, what makes them minions is YOU pay for their food and booze.

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« Reply #99 on: 11 January 2020, 09:46:00 »
Indeed.  Some of them have tattoos of your current and past likenesses on their arms and other body parts...from what they told me.  xp
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« Reply #100 on: 11 January 2020, 10:03:01 »
That.

Is.

Disgusting.
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« Reply #101 on: 11 January 2020, 10:05:14 »
Hey, i'm not one doing tats!  I have FWL eagle on my shoulder and thats it!  Who'd want tat of a Pinkachoo on them?  ;D  Only loyal minions!
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« Reply #102 on: 12 January 2020, 02:59:04 »
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« Reply #103 on: 20 January 2020, 23:00:08 »
I guess your minions are the ones whom are restocking your booze stash  and frig with food from the raids their conducting.

(Wrangler glaces away from his noteputer of another planetary raid by mysterious raiders)

One these days someone track it back to here.
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« Reply #104 on: 24 January 2020, 18:46:33 »
*sigh* I told them no flags, no tags, no evidence, deny deny deny! Idiots! Good help is sooooooooo very hard to find!
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« Reply #105 on: 24 January 2020, 21:53:45 »
(Wrangler hands Achoo Blake's List of good listing of potential thugs for hire.)
Maybe you can use them.  Frankly, i'm surprised you just don't order the stuff on Pirates-List.crime.  I'm sure they'd cut a deal done for cheap.
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« Reply #106 on: 19 March 2020, 16:33:37 »
(Wrangler hands Achoo Blake's list of good thugs)

Suddenly, a very large and ancient, bone white Leviathan jumpship appears in the system. A lone shuttle burns from it as the ship stations itself. Landing in the parking lot, a very large vehicular item rolls out of the single bay. Riding up to the entrance of the bar, a lone quad assault battle armour emerges from it...

After checking in the suit, which walks away and sits in the yonder corner like a puppy, the occupant enters the said bar. Said occupant looks like a huge metallic cyborg with menacing eyes and hands.

HI! WHERE"S THE... blares the borg, oh, sorry, had it on low frequency,  this better? It's on ultra-low... anyways where's the peanuts at? Did Wrangler eat them all again, missed the reopening ceremonies,  what I miss? Cool looking carpet btw... did I miss something?  Since when did Bird start selling door to door carpet cleaners?  ???

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« Reply #107 on: 20 March 2020, 07:44:42 »
(Wrangler turns from his bar stool to the quad assault Battle Armor.)
Hello, Stranger.   
I thought you were in the Juke Box over yonder. Achoo appears to be stuck in this "Throne" room for last couple months. You may need use that Suit of yours get him out.... it maybe bit...unbreathable even with ventlators equipped in there.

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« Reply #108 on: 12 May 2020, 01:54:34 »
I'm over here, that's just my suit...

So.. what gives, seems too quite around here!

Do I have to start a fight to get some service around here?

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Wait a minute, this was a particle board stool! ( Looks underneath and see's BoP stamp on it. )

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« Reply #110 on: 12 May 2020, 03:25:47 »
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« Reply #111 on: 12 May 2020, 07:35:30 »
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« Reply #112 on: 12 May 2020, 07:57:31 »
Where on a paper mache made "Moon".  I don't thing the construction factor is high enough to keep yield of destruction from not taking us all out....

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