Author Topic: bumper stickers (Read 15159 times)

firewyrm · « **on:** 15 April 2011, 21:05:09 »

Imagen if you could put a bumper sticker on your mech what would it say

on a warhammer
guns go boom so do you

LordChaos · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 April 2011, 21:22:04 »

Seen on an AWS-9Q

"Now with 33% more Awesome!"

willydstyle · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 April 2011, 21:36:19 »

I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."

SteelRaven · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 April 2011, 21:38:16 »

On the back of my mech?

"If you can read this... nuts!" #P

Kotetsu · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 April 2011, 21:48:48 »

"If you can read this... you're on my side, right?"

Lyran Archer · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 April 2011, 21:59:43 »

On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"

firewyrm · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 April 2011, 22:50:44 »

on any battlemech
and to think i could be stuck at being a fry cook

fuzzychief · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 April 2011, 00:01:09 »

That's easy!

Libertadkrieger · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 April 2011, 02:16:52 »

Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 April 2011, 02:56:23 »

On a Fafnir: Mine's bigger.

rlbell · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 April 2011, 03:43:15 »

Inside the LRM covers of a Catapult, so that it can be read when they flip up:

"Now, its Miller Time"

For the Rifleman variant with the twin light gauss rifles (or anything mounting HVAC/2's):

"Reach out and touch someone"

Jamil Nate · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 April 2011, 04:24:24 »

I can just picture a few :

"If you can read this, you're in firing range"

"[Insert Capital World name] or Bust!"

"EXTERMINATE!"

"The Word of Blake wants you... DEAD!"

shivanwurm · « **Reply #12 on:** 16 April 2011, 04:30:42 »

Quote from: fuzzychief on 16 April 2011, 00:01:09

That's easy!

Beat me to it.

thepromethean83 · « **Reply #13 on:** 16 April 2011, 06:43:01 »

MechWarriors do it in cockpits.

A. Lurker · « **Reply #14 on:** 16 April 2011, 06:52:35 »

On an UrbanMech: "Post No Bills"

firewyrm · « **Reply #15 on:** 16 April 2011, 08:18:57 »

fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at

on the back of a locust
speed the only way to avoid being hit

RedMarauder · « **Reply #16 on:** 16 April 2011, 09:11:14 »

"I'm the truck you couldn't get the number of"

The_Livewire · « **Reply #17 on:** 16 April 2011, 09:18:50 »

Hatchetman/Nightsky/Axeman et al.

"If you can read this, you're too close."

Greyhind · « **Reply #18 on:** 16 April 2011, 09:22:23 »

On a Dig Lord:
Now this is a 4x4!

Aerohead · « **Reply #19 on:** 16 April 2011, 10:15:51 »

On your favorite flashbulb mech........

"Say Cheese!!!"

EXO-3DK · « **Reply #20 on:** 16 April 2011, 10:39:40 »

"This mech survived Tukiyyad"

EXO-3DK · « **Reply #21 on:** 16 April 2011, 10:47:29 »

"How's my piloting? call 1-800 eat ****!"

On the tip of the barrel of my AC/20
"If you can read this...it's too late"

A. Lurker · « **Reply #22 on:** 16 April 2011, 10:53:16 »

"It's not paranoia if the phone company really IS out to get you."

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #23 on:** 16 April 2011, 11:04:59 »

Any mech with TSM "Here's my Paci-FIST!"

LordChaos · « **Reply #24 on:** 16 April 2011, 14:16:52 »

Quote from: Lyran Archer on 15 April 2011, 21:59:43

On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"

Actually, I'd expect an Archer to have (on the launcher covers) "~~close~~ OPEN cover before striking"

firewyrm · « **Reply #25 on:** 16 April 2011, 17:53:51 »

on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little

Kotetsu · « **Reply #26 on:** 16 April 2011, 17:58:39 »

On the front of a Hollander II: "This may hurt me than it will you."

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #27 on:** 16 April 2011, 18:19:13 »

On a Sagittaire: I can arm flip!

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #28 on:** 16 April 2011, 18:27:29 »

Will break for vision quests.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #29 on:** 16 April 2011, 18:32:34 »

On a BLR-2C: Commander On Board.

Ruger · « **Reply #30 on:** 16 April 2011, 19:38:38 »

Quote from: firewyrm on 16 April 2011, 17:53:51

on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little

I have a picture of a Glock pistol that has "Smile Wait for Flash" enscribed around the very end of the business end of its barrel...

Ruger

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #31 on:** 16 April 2011, 19:53:59 »

Quote from: fuzzychief on 16 April 2011, 00:01:09

That's easy!

that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers

Sweet Daddy · « **Reply #32 on:** 16 April 2011, 23:30:25 »

Back off jack, I'm not that kind of Mech.

nerd · « **Reply #33 on:** 17 April 2011, 00:23:49 »

AFFS: Liberating Capellans since 2317.

sketchesofpayne · « **Reply #34 on:** 17 April 2011, 02:27:03 »

"Succession Happens"

A. Lurker · « **Reply #35 on:** 17 April 2011, 04:34:46 »

Anything with ye olde maligned UAC/5:

"Oh, yeah? Well, MY autocannon has a 'vibrate' setting!"

fuzzychief · « **Reply #36 on:** 17 April 2011, 08:46:16 »

Quote from: firewyrm on 16 April 2011, 08:18:57

fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at

Here's a direct link to the full sized version...

http://fuzzychief.deviantart.com/art/Bumper-Sticker-197856848?q=gallery%3Afuzzychief%2F3295243&qo=7

Demon55 · « **Reply #37 on:** 17 April 2011, 14:55:39 »

One firestarter: Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.

firewyrm · « **Reply #38 on:** 17 April 2011, 17:26:07 »

on a thor mech
was in a Linkin Park music video

greatsarcasmo · « **Reply #39 on:** 17 April 2011, 17:31:44 »

The old school 'phallic' Mackie: why yes, that IS a gun in my pants....

Archer_Wirth · « **Reply #40 on:** 20 May 2018, 15:50:49 »

Quote from: willydstyle on 15 April 2011, 21:36:19

I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."

Love this.

Drewbacca · « **Reply #41 on:** 20 May 2018, 15:59:07 »

Not a mech but on my Hetzer, "Quality is Job One."

On a Champion, "My other job is a forklift."

JPArbiter · « **Reply #42 on:** 20 May 2018, 16:03:10 »

An oldy but goodie, i would have a big smiley face that says “have a nice day!”

Considering the ideal situation of those seeing it is after they have been gunned down...

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #43 on:** 20 May 2018, 16:06:15 »

Since this thread got revived:

Quote from: Demon55 on 17 April 2011, 14:55:39

One firestarter: Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.

On a Firestarter: Only I Can Prevent Forests.

Sartris · « **Reply #44 on:** 20 May 2018, 16:10:41 »

I always have the right of way

Drewbacca · « **Reply #45 on:** 20 May 2018, 16:16:01 »

Have Gauss, Will Travel.

Charistoph · « **Reply #46 on:** 20 May 2018, 17:17:53 »

AaaaAAAaaAAAaah
THUNDER! - AC/DC

David CGB · « **Reply #47 on:** 20 May 2018, 17:34:11 »

Quote from: nerd on 17 April 2011, 00:23:49

AFFS: Liberating Capellans since 2317.

yes please, one dozen for other cars please

Iceweb · « **Reply #48 on:** 20 May 2018, 18:31:09 »

How about the old
Keep Honking
I'm Reloading

Or updated to
I'm venting heat!

truetanker · « **Reply #49 on:** 20 May 2018, 20:47:53 »

On any unit with TAG...

" TAG yer IT! "

or

" Wait for it, wait for it... bye-bye! "

TT

SteelRaven · « **Reply #50 on:** 20 May 2018, 21:01:45 »

From the artist formerly known as Nova Cat
https://orig00.deviantart.net/0125/f/2015/220/a/1/overkill_by_novacattrueborn-d94uk2m.jpg

Straw Boss · « **Reply #51 on:** 20 May 2018, 21:06:24 »

Baby on Board, please drive carefully.

Nastyogre · « **Reply #52 on:** 20 May 2018, 21:24:03 »

Quote from: Grim_Reaper on 16 April 2011, 19:53:59

that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers

That's just mean. I thought the Dragoons denied stepping on Waco Jr.?

I am Belch II · « **Reply #53 on:** 20 May 2018, 21:32:21 »

I want some of these for my car.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #54 on:** 20 May 2018, 21:48:07 »

Free Worlds League: We put the "un" in unity.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #55 on:** 28 June 2018, 09:41:40 »

"Vehicle makes frequent jumps!"

ActionButler · « **Reply #56 on:** 29 June 2018, 08:08:51 »

Guys, this is a fun thread, but remember the forum rules about proper conduct.
Keep the suggestions PG-13 and appropriate for people of a variety of ages.

Von Jankmon · « **Reply #57 on:** 29 June 2018, 21:21:20 »

On the back of a Stinger: "My other mech is real"

On the back of an Atlas: "Did the earth move for you darling"

On the back of an UrbanMech: "This is a bollard, please ignore."

Wolf72 · « **Reply #58 on:** 30 June 2018, 00:19:00 »

Quote from: Lyran Archer on 15 April 2011, 21:59:43

On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"

I'd put "Ammo bin moved, shoot elsewhere"

Similar topic: T-Shirt Ideas ...

I just worked security for Imagine dragons (fun summer job after teaching) ... I want a T-shirt that says "Imagine Dragoons" and a pic of N.K.

[edited to make more pg-13ish]

marauder648 · « **Reply #59 on:** 30 June 2018, 00:19:15 »

On a Warhawk Prime

If you can read this I've made a mistake

On a King Crab

If you can read this you've made a mistake.

Valkerie · « **Reply #60 on:** 30 June 2018, 01:28:57 »

On a Hussar:

"I brake for no one!"

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #61 on:** 30 June 2018, 01:33:28 »

"yUm jaM!"
"mY liFE iS PaIn!"
"WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?"

On any Protomech with a magnetic clamp: "World's Largest Refrigerator Magnet."

truetanker · « **Reply #62 on:** 30 June 2018, 14:38:19 »

I've painted a red cross hair on my Fleas back before.

But try these:

Look Ma, I stood up! on a Fafnir.

Hot Stuff! found on a Liao 'Hammer.

TT

Highball · « **Reply #63 on:** 02 July 2018, 14:46:19 »

Quote from: David CGB on 20 May 2018, 17:34:11

yes please, one dozen for other cars please

I agree ...

Wrangler · « **Reply #64 on:** 12 July 2018, 22:52:54 »

I've never made bumper sticker before with graphics. So forgive me for having not so good of a image.

Hellraiser · « **Reply #65 on:** 16 July 2018, 11:18:36 »

Quote from: Libertadkrieger on 16 April 2011, 02:16:52

Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"

I think that would be FAR more appropriate on Victor's Direwolf, hehe.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #66 on:** 23 July 2018, 20:18:43 »

For a Balius: "Clantech is Magic"

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #67 on:** 23 July 2018, 20:30:15 »

Not "Firepower is Magic"?

FedRatCowboy · « **Reply #68 on:** 17 September 2019, 21:04:24 »

On the back of a Phoenix Hawk:

"YOU CAN"T SEE ME!"

with John Cena hand wave

Wrangler · « **Reply #69 on:** 18 September 2019, 20:58:14 »

Bumper sticker for a Ares Superheavy Tripod
"You call that a BATTLEMECH?"
"This is a BATTLEMECH"

truetanker · « **Reply #70 on:** 18 September 2019, 21:07:25 »

Bumper Sticker on the back of a Tripod Superheavy:

Ack ack? Ack ack!

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #71 on:** 18 September 2019, 21:22:42 »

Hmmm maybe this...

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #72 on:** 19 September 2019, 17:23:29 »

MAXIM 43

Simon Landmine · « **Reply #73 on:** 19 September 2019, 19:15:43 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 September 2019, 17:23:29

MAXIM 43

Excellent choice!