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Caption this photo
« on: 20 August 2018, 17:06:19 »
So I was going through Gencon pictures and this one continues to make me chuckle.

For fun, caption this photo!
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #2 on: 20 August 2018, 17:10:32 »
What a Davion thinks a Combine war face looks like.
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #3 on: 20 August 2018, 17:15:43 »
"No one gets ilClan until I say so!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #4 on: 20 August 2018, 17:59:33 »
response to: "What do you mean Clan Wolf ISN'T going to be the ilClan!"
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #5 on: 20 August 2018, 18:05:49 »
"Are you not entertained!?"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #6 on: 20 August 2018, 18:07:38 »
"More Intensity!!!"
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #7 on: 20 August 2018, 18:12:29 »
"LONG LIVE THE BATTLEMECHS!"

Or

"What do you mean my unit is made entirely of TARGE's?!?!?!?"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #8 on: 20 August 2018, 18:20:08 »
"I..Love..This..Job..!!!!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #9 on: 20 August 2018, 21:10:32 »
Urbanmech beauch!
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #10 on: 20 August 2018, 21:19:26 »
 Precision weapon: Peacemaker

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #11 on: 20 August 2018, 21:49:57 »
"I survived another Capellan purge!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #12 on: 20 August 2018, 22:25:03 »
"...MY HOME PLANET!"
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #13 on: 20 August 2018, 22:39:20 »
" I AM Devin Stone and that's how I roll! "

Or a new one I just thought of...

" Headshot! My FACE on your T-Shirt! Woot! "

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #14 on: 20 August 2018, 23:01:31 »
Everybody gets a Ga--GARMS FOR EVERYONE!
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #15 on: 20 August 2018, 23:21:08 »
waitaminute, that's the back of my head (and shirt) :)

Now I'm trying to remember exactly what was going on that caused Brent to do that...

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #16 on: 20 August 2018, 23:42:09 »
The ilclan is coming!
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #17 on: 21 August 2018, 06:51:03 »
waitaminute, that's the back of my head (and shirt) :)

Now I'm trying to remember exactly what was going on that caused Brent to do that...

You said to Brent:

"Let me see your war face!"

"You got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!"

"Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #18 on: 21 August 2018, 07:04:46 »
Head Cap!!!!
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #19 on: 21 August 2018, 07:09:40 »
So I was going through Gencon pictures and this one continues to make me chuckle.

For fun, caption this photo!

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #20 on: 21 August 2018, 07:12:56 »
I am somewhat enjoying this game.

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #21 on: 21 August 2018, 07:34:02 »
"Just deployed the last of our stockpile of Herb's Crotch Kicks!"
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #22 on: 21 August 2018, 07:34:48 »
"Pull my finger! I dare you!"
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #23 on: 21 August 2018, 07:55:47 »
I...AM...BATTLETECH!!!!!!!
I have spoken.


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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #24 on: 21 August 2018, 08:37:10 »
"CHICK!" "FIL!" "AAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #25 on: 21 August 2018, 08:59:52 »
"Really, that Clan 'Mech was firing shells at me THIS BIG!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #26 on: 21 August 2018, 09:07:06 »
"This is how big the new minis are!"
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #27 on: 21 August 2018, 10:32:02 »
"It Has Begun!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #28 on: 21 August 2018, 10:36:09 »
Headshot!

That is the basic one. But given that he is pointing both fists and the Tshirt....

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #29 on: 21 August 2018, 13:51:32 »
What do you mean, two gyro hits?
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #30 on: 21 August 2018, 14:01:40 »

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #31 on: 21 August 2018, 21:13:03 »
"Just turned on the Hellbie Dice for EVERYONE!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #32 on: 22 August 2018, 14:06:21 »
Thanks everyone... I got another really good belly laugh going through these.
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #33 on: 22 August 2018, 18:17:02 »
That is most assuredly a "turtle head grabbing hair" face.

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #34 on: 22 August 2018, 18:22:56 »
The wall is down, mothafakas!

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #35 on: 23 August 2018, 11:40:14 »
"This is how I really want to pose the Giant Awesome"...
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #36 on: 23 August 2018, 22:22:52 »
I...AM...BATTLETECH!!!!!!!

Last person encouraged to say that got fired.

Me, I'm going with:

"****** you, ****** you, ****** you, YOU'RE cool! And ****** you, I'm out!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #37 on: 23 August 2018, 23:38:05 »
"I...Am...ILKHAN!!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #38 on: 25 August 2018, 23:03:06 »
Yeah!

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #39 on: 26 August 2018, 00:20:16 »
"Highlander Burial!!!!" >:D
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« Reply #40 on: 30 August 2018, 13:09:53 »
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« Reply #41 on: 04 September 2018, 05:49:46 »
"Sir, I Don't want you to take this the wrong way, but the forum users are speculating about-"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #42 on: 04 September 2018, 06:07:28 »
THIS IS THE WOLF! AND I AM GOING FERAL!

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #43 on: 05 September 2018, 15:01:45 »
Maximum effort!!
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« Reply #44 on: 05 September 2018, 15:25:20 »
Taurian reaction to the entire FC civil war.
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« Reply #45 on: 05 September 2018, 16:17:56 »
Party on, Hanse!

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #46 on: 06 September 2018, 13:38:44 »
waitaminute, that's the back of my head (and shirt) :)

Now I'm trying to remember exactly what was going on that caused Brent to do that...

I literally called out to Brent with my phone up and that is what I got (we were on the next table over for Masters and Minions).

Now that I am thinking of it... not sure how I feel about this response  ;D
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #47 on: 07 September 2018, 05:58:50 »
And that's how you take out an Atlas!!!!!!

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #48 on: 07 September 2018, 20:26:14 »
I needed 3 and rolled a 3!
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #49 on: 10 September 2018, 08:33:55 »
I had two more but they're both R-rated and this is a PG-rated board.
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #50 on: 10 September 2018, 19:52:59 »
And that's how you take out an Atlas!!!!!!

Amusingly enough, one of our "Minions" WAS piloting an Atlas.  And while it's armor DID get turned into swiss-cheese, it survived the game!   :thumbsup:

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