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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #30 on: 29 July 2021, 19:20:46 »
Defined "fixed". Able to be fixed into operable condition? No. Bad attitude and propensity to open fire fixed permanently? Yes.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #31 on: 05 August 2021, 10:17:00 »
I guess you fixed that thing's wagon.

[Wrangler hears mild machine on tracks noises behind him.  He then looks and suddenly another gauss pop machine has appeared.]

Wow, their aggressive in their product placement at Clang-o-Corp.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #32 on: 05 August 2021, 21:03:25 »
Their agressiveness is not limited to product placement.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #33 on: 06 August 2021, 01:58:24 »
Not for long

[The brand new BoP Industries Soft Drink and Assorted Fluids Vending MachineTM, seeing its new rival installed across from it, launches a Lemon Flavor flavored soda at the Clang machine]


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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #34 on: 06 August 2021, 06:10:21 »
[Down the street other vending machines begins there never ending war for customers]

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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #35 on: 06 August 2021, 18:44:07 »
*sigh* The bar destruction has begun and it is because of a soft drink marketing war ................................ well, that is a first for here.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #36 on: 06 August 2021, 22:49:43 »
Don't worry, those runts are getting squashed by UrbanMech, with some Achoonian police.



Their not IN the bar.  The Jolt IIC soda firing thing is with PoB vending machine.
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« Reply #37 on: 07 August 2021, 21:43:43 »
Somehow that does not comfort me.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #38 on: 07 August 2021, 21:58:02 »
I love how Urbies look like R2-D2 with guns.  It's the same effect, drunk or sober.

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« Reply #39 on: 08 August 2021, 13:53:49 »
That they do. Or a trash can with legs.  ::)
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #40 on: 08 August 2021, 15:37:01 »
Well then there's no excuse for littering

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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #41 on: 08 August 2021, 17:32:09 »
Well then there's no excuse for littering

Apparently no parking after midnight.   They used Hunchbacks to clear out them out of the slums of New Achoolluna City.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #42 on: 08 August 2021, 19:15:29 »
Jeeez!  An AC/20 blast for blocking a fire hydrant!  That'll leave a mark. 

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« Reply #43 on: 08 August 2021, 19:45:54 »
It is a no parking zone! You get one warning shot, well, shot. If you are still there 20 minutes later my old Pillager with twin AC/20's will enforce the no parking rule, then use the 'Mech sized broom and dustpan to clean up the debris.  ^-^
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #44 on: 09 August 2021, 06:14:41 »
Can't say your not keeping the streets clean.
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« Reply #45 on: 09 August 2021, 17:12:47 »
I am still trying to get a street sweeper sixed to allow a 'Mech to drive the thing..................
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« Reply #46 on: 18 August 2021, 15:07:26 »
Your trying to have a MECH drive street cleaner machine?  Thing must be the size of a small Mobile Structure.
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« Reply #47 on: 19 August 2021, 16:12:36 »
I have a couple battle salvaged "mobile homes" .................... at least that is what the paperwork states ..........................  ::)
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #48 on: 19 August 2021, 18:37:13 »
Hey, there one now! (Wrangler points outside)

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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #49 on: 21 August 2021, 14:03:10 »
"Sir, I'm picking up the outline of a, Winnebago."
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« Reply #50 on: 21 August 2021, 17:49:44 »
I hate Winnebago's.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #51 on: 21 August 2021, 19:18:01 »
I'd becareful, they may hate you back with 120mm cannon fire...
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« Reply #52 on: 24 August 2021, 12:49:10 »
It's a Winnebago on tracks. They have no weapons [other than what the passengers happen to be carrying], no armor and no real usefull purpose. Besides, you can do way better than buying a Winnebago.
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« Reply #53 on: 01 September 2021, 07:08:28 »
I'm sure Dan's used combat vehicles emporium could fix that unarmed status.

[Drinks his Rum, then remembers he needs look into hiring more "disposable" combat vehicle crews given last raid went badly for them.]

 
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« Reply #54 on: 01 September 2021, 19:49:41 »
Dan learned everything he knows from working for ClangaCorp. That is not a good thing.
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