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How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« on: 05 February 2022, 22:10:56 »
We all love our factions. We all love having some fun with them.

But just how deep have you gone into your faction?

I am so Lyran, I just sent my son to a Steiner School!
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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #1 on: 05 February 2022, 22:47:43 »
I’m so Ghost Bear I keep to myself and get irrationally angry sometimes
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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #2 on: 05 February 2022, 23:04:58 »
I’m so Ghost Bear I keep to myself and get irrationally angry sometimes
I'm not convinced, that just sounds like the average BT player to me.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #3 on: 05 February 2022, 23:10:04 »
I am so Davion the only condiments I use are ketchup and mustard!
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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #4 on: 05 February 2022, 23:49:15 »
I am so Davion the only condiments I use are ketchup and mustard!
A true Davion would be a Chicago dog. Cause we are also ‘the best’. No ketchup (as much as that kills me)
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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #5 on: 06 February 2022, 00:01:20 »
Hell yeah, vienna beef.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #6 on: 06 February 2022, 00:19:11 »
A true Davion would be a Chicago dog. Cause we are also ‘the best’. No ketchup (as much as that kills me)

A TRUE Davion wouldn't go to a hot dog stand, he'd go to a fish and chips stand!

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #7 on: 06 February 2022, 00:22:25 »
I'm so Taurian I use more Royal Battlemechs just to so House Cameron can sleep unsoundly in their graves. I am also so Marik that I build companies of nothing but Hermes IIs, Awesomes, Longbows and Orions.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #8 on: 06 February 2022, 00:30:39 »
I'm so Sea Fox, I sold yer mom and still turned a profit!

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #9 on: 06 February 2022, 00:35:53 »
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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #10 on: 06 February 2022, 00:37:53 »

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #11 on: 06 February 2022, 04:55:09 »
Yeah, I think that one's pretty hard to top...  ::)

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #12 on: 06 February 2022, 07:03:18 »
I'm so FedSuns Outback, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put me in Waffle House
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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #13 on: 06 February 2022, 08:36:15 »
Yeah, I think that one's pretty hard to top...  ::)

Could follow Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge's example.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #14 on: 07 February 2022, 22:49:18 »
Could follow Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge's example.

keep it PG
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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #15 on: 07 February 2022, 22:55:49 »
I'm so Manei Domini that I've integrated a Mr. Coffee into my left bicep and refer to it as my "true" heart.
"We have made of New Avalon a towering funeral pyre and wiped the Davion scourge from the universe.  Tikonov, Chesterton and Andurien are ours once more, and the cheers of the Capellan people nearly drown out the gnashing of our foes' teeth as they throw down their weapons in despair.  Now I am made First Lord of the Star League, and all shall bow down to me and pay homa...oooooo! Shiny thing!" - Maximillian Liao, "My Triumph", audio dictation, 3030.  Unpublished.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #16 on: 07 February 2022, 23:08:32 »
I'm so Steel Viper that surats use my name as an epithet.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #17 on: 07 February 2022, 23:14:39 »
I'm so Capellan I order my bunny slippers to patrol for intruders.
"We have made of New Avalon a towering funeral pyre and wiped the Davion scourge from the universe.  Tikonov, Chesterton and Andurien are ours once more, and the cheers of the Capellan people nearly drown out the gnashing of our foes' teeth as they throw down their weapons in despair.  Now I am made First Lord of the Star League, and all shall bow down to me and pay homa...oooooo! Shiny thing!" - Maximillian Liao, "My Triumph", audio dictation, 3030.  Unpublished.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #18 on: 07 February 2022, 23:22:58 »
I'm so Snow Raven I refused safcon to the pizza guy and sent an R-Team to recover his car before he could fight his way onto my porch.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #19 on: 08 February 2022, 01:40:14 »
I'm so New St. Andrews, I called Tara Campbell a poser.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #20 on: 08 February 2022, 04:21:18 »
I am so Blood Spirit that I hold grudges unto the death!
"Victory or Debt!"- The Battlecry of Mercenaries everywhere

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #21 on: 08 February 2022, 04:38:08 »
I'm so Snord I raided your world, "liberated" everything not nailed down, and was proclaimed a hero of civilization when I put it in my own personal museum.
"We have made of New Avalon a towering funeral pyre and wiped the Davion scourge from the universe.  Tikonov, Chesterton and Andurien are ours once more, and the cheers of the Capellan people nearly drown out the gnashing of our foes' teeth as they throw down their weapons in despair.  Now I am made First Lord of the Star League, and all shall bow down to me and pay homa...oooooo! Shiny thing!" - Maximillian Liao, "My Triumph", audio dictation, 3030.  Unpublished.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #22 on: 08 February 2022, 18:25:36 »
I'm so Star League, I'll kill you to make you as free, safe, and happy as I am! 
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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #23 on: 11 February 2022, 02:43:13 »
I'm so Diamond Shark, I sell tickets to my Trials.
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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #24 on: 12 February 2022, 09:44:35 »
I'm so Home Clan, I can't even see my own taint while I point my finger at you.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #25 on: 12 May 2022, 12:24:26 »
I'm so Capellan, I'm always frightfully gassy.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #26 on: 12 May 2022, 12:25:12 »
Taurian Concordat: They're so Space Texas, the judge the rockets red glare by luminosity and megaton.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #27 on: 12 May 2022, 12:25:56 »
I'm so Canopian, I screw on my spiked tail before going into combat.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #28 on: 16 May 2022, 19:35:31 »
I'm so Taurian that I want to nuke California and insult the British.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #29 on: 16 May 2022, 19:39:12 »
I am so Blood Spirit that I hold grudges unto the death!

I am so beyond Blood Spirits my mother holds grudges beyond death.  No one has pissed me off that much so I don’t know how far my grudges can go.

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Re: How [Insert Faction Name] are you?
« Reply #30 on: 16 May 2022, 19:43:11 »
I'm so Taurian, I'm Lothian!  :D

 

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