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BirdofPrey

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I've not noticed anyone around here stealing *valuable* goods so much as just the first thing they see.

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Including...( points at BoP now missing left arm.)  Hope u got a good warranty.
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The cat girls are waitresses. The valuable goods not so much as crates that we keep reusing because we can.
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(In the corner, Wombat slithers around nibbling on something when he hears mention of "Cat".  Thinking a moment, he pulls out his pouch a ball of yarn with catnip inside.  Curious to see the results, he rolls it from his corner of the bar where no ones notices him.  Resulting ball rolling by various Catgirl Waitresses in their bikini style maid out fits get whiff of the stuff as it rolls by them and jumps at it with fury!)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Cat Girl Yarn Wrestling Match! WOOT!   :thumbsup:
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This is what happens when you hire Canopians

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I guess going be a hot time in the Achooluna Canteen tonight.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Dang straight! And the first one of you that starts talking real world physics gets shot!
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(Exhausted, the Catgirls waitresses gain their wits about themselves and realize they gave free show.  Suddenly everyone in the bar gets high bills from what appear to be extremely embarrassed Catgirl waitresses!)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Awwwww, they are sooooooo cute when they are embarassed!  8)
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I dare ask what you pay them to put up with this craziness this place unleashes nightly?

(Wrangler watches from the bar as one the waitresses roughs up couple rough and tumble customers and kicks them out the bar for being pains in the neck.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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I pay them to waitress. I don't fire them for their "malicious compliance" with the customers. It's all good!
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Just how are you " paying " them without money again? Wombat has your pants, wallet and your credit cards.

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Achoo takes "paying them peanuts" literally.

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I think their mugging the patrons in the back for their cash.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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Just because I don't carry money doesn't mean I don't have money. It's safer not to carry such things, especially around here.  ^-^
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OH...i get it.  It goes direct deposit!  Your trusting Word of Bunny Credit Union do the cash transfers.

Clever...i think.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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I think we have given the tax collectors the slip...........................time to drive away casually. Or at least as casually as a moon can slip away casually.
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(Witnesses as Achoo attempting turn his hover car on, it somehow gives sound of ancient big engine 1970s Buick, struggling turn over.  Then suddenly, the Cat Girl waitresses suddenly pop the doors and beat of achoo for the loose change since he stiff them of their cash from their paychecks.)

(From the bushes, Wombat snickers as he begins count cash he diverted to his account when he was playing Achoo's smart phone hour earlier.)

Wow, the Catgirl Waitresses really like him.  xp
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Lurkes too far into hidey hole..........................................hey! Achooluna! I own this! It even has my name on it!..................................grabs Pretzels! In a cup!.............................grabs Beer Nuts! In a cup!.......................................grabs two six packs and a Cup!..........................sneak......................................sneak...................................sneal........................................lurkes back into my hidey hole..............................................
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(One of the Cat Girl Waitresses notice his lurking, pounce at his hidey hole only to be stopped by Hidey Hole door knocking her out.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Who's that knocking at my door/........................................oh, it's Catalina! ................................. [Catalina and Achoo disappear into the hideyhole, shuts the door and leaves a sign on the door knob "Don't disturb the already disturbed"
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Don't come a knockin, when the sign says your Rockin.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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* A scream and a holler come from the door *

It was Wombat in disguise!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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(On his bar stool, he glances to the left, noticing the Wombat was still drawing "Achoo" themed coloring book BADLY.   

No, i think not him this time.  I think its Cat Girl in heat or something, claws out and stuff. (shivers) Ran into some girls like that.  Rough nights.

(Drink deeply wash memories away)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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