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The Mighty ACHOO

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I think DaSkwerl was drawn by the same artists that came up with Wombat. It is about as destructive and has a tendency to hide under furniture holding a meat tenderizer mallet so that it can smash toes........
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Woah, I missed the squirl with the mallet.
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It's not so much that you missed DaSkwerl as you hoped the little shit missed your foot.
« Last Edit: 07 September 2021, 21:59:20 by The Mighty ACHOO »
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(Looks to next to him since he hears a yelp.  Notices one of drinker clenching his foot as it has been flatten almost to pancake size.)

Damn it, can't a man drink in peace and not in Pieces!!
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You do realize where you are, right? The only peace around here is the brief respite between one disaster and the next, usually as a result of the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place.
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WOW! It has been quiet ..................................... too quiet. What are the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place planning?
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Well, apparently they're locked in your bathroom since Fritz, Wombat cousin locked them in there. I heard a lot screaming then it stopped.

I on the other hand been in arcade next door waiting for vents to be fixed before rest of the bar got fixated.
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and this is what i get for going out to pick up mixers
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I took a nap and woke up to find the lights turned off, the doors locked and an easily defused ticking timebomb. Oh well, just another day in paradise not quite.
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I told Wombat not to use the ticking timer
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It was the only thing he could find.  He got bored halfway through the rigging of the bomb.
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Thats no excuse for shoddy workmanship
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WOW! It has been quiet ..................................... too quiet. What are the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place planning?

I turned older...

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I turned older...

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huh, did Dorthy lay off using the oil can on you? Won't have gotten so rusty.
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Rimshot
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I didn't turn older. I have been older for quite a long time ago. I remember waaaaaaaaaaaay back when I posted that I was turning 50 I don't know how many iterations of this site ago. That was over 15 years ago. I AM OLD!   :P
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Achoo (Holding up a mirror)  You keep regenerating. You currently look like eternal young stuff animal.
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HA! I wish! There is dirt younger than me!  ;D
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there is dirt older than you as well, so it's not exactly a good measuring stick
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Enough talk of age. My spirit is still sort of young and I have booze to drink, snacks to snack, cheese to eat and chicken to barbeque, so life isn't all that bad. Being retired isn't all that bad but it can be damned boring and often lonely. Especially in this age of covid.
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The let's have BBQ!

(Grabs yet slightly used decommissioned Bird of Prey body and attaches the kerosene hose into it's rear access port.  Then starts the grill and put some Chicken, Hot Potatoes, and random food stuff as smoke puffs out the Bird of Prey's ears and mouth ports)
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Awwww, did you have to use napalm to start up the grill???? That is what the flamers are for!
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You got a permit for that MeBQ?

Achoo (Holding up a mirror)  You keep regenerating. You currently look like eternal young stuff animal.
Does anyone remember when Achoo was the shapeshifting master of dankness (dank as in caves, not dank as in cool)

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I'm a Johnny come lately to the party, so I've remember the Achoo shape shifter pink thingy, but nothing before that.   

[Wrangler tries using the Wayback Machine try get a better picture of the PRE-shapeshifting master of dankness appearance of Achoo]

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I admit, I can't remember before that either.

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This Winslow, Pink achoo, Samurai Jack Achoo and I wanna say "09, a silver fish? Can't recall...

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*raises his hand*

I remember, not that i want to mind you, but i do, not enough alcohol obviously
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Silver fish?  That must been rough when I suspect a certain Wombat must used TnT to go fishing and catch Achoo by lure with a fishing.

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Way, way, way, way back in the day I went by Daedster. Like three or four site crashes ago. That was the name I used back in the 1990's, in the memozoic era of the CBT site. Back before we had avatars. I made it to general [they used to assign ranks to the number of posts you had] four times.
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You must have written some staggering stuff to cause those forums to crash back then.
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