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He's gone senile, he hasn't noticed they still do that

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Yikes  :facepalm:
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They made much more of a point of it. Big font and everything.
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I don't even remember what was going on other than having a BBQ and Achoo wanting more hot Chili IIC on his weenier or something. 



I wouldn't want be responsible to explosion that's involved with that.

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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On my bratwurst, not on my hotdog and definitely not on my wiener. The latter wound not be .......... safe. Not that actually eating Chili Inferno IIC is not all that safe to be eaten.
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Ha! You called Wrangler your wurst brat

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I call you a used Jukebox.  (Wrangler walks to the truetanker whom was changes song to "We hate blake, he don't love me" song.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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( Plays Frozen album in German death metal style*. )

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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KABLAM!

I hate that song.
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Wow, that be a tough music critic.

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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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I have my own version of that ^*&)ing song. I cannot post it here.
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Once more, another random device is render into junk.

(Wrangler watches the Achoo's underlings toss the truetanker jukebox into the junk shoot behind a door.  As mild scream of someone being drop down a chute into bottlomless pit.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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( Above Wrangler a hatch opens up as the junk reappears... )

Hello there! { as Truetanker lands ), how's the day going for you?

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Woah! We've gone super dimensional in the Achooluna!

(Looks at his drink.)  Yeah that must be why...
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Normal physics and logic does not work around here because of the influence of the occupants.
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Uh, did it ever work normally around here?
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Sure, it semi-worked here. 
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Semi-normally.
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( Wombat drives a semi through the bar, spinning tires and creating a burn out in the process.)

Good thing I've got a built-in filter to breathe, how about you?

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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(Wrangler dives for cover as the Semi does it's turns.)

« Last Edit: 21 November 2021, 15:49:42 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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A convenient train drive through the scene, steam rolling the semi completely off scene. Five minutes the last car of the train clears the scene and life returns to semi-normal.
« Last Edit: 21 November 2021, 23:12:12 by The Mighty ACHOO »
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see nothing to worry about, move along citizens
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

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A convenient train drive through the scene, steam rolling the semi completely off scene. Five minutes the last car of the train clears the scene and life returns to semi-normal.


hmm...normal...not sure about that.  The Lair has a train tunnel now.

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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It was installed by Wombat using a crayon. Don't ask. I don't understand it myself. It just chugs through every once in a while.
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Recent photo of Wombat in the trenches...



Yes, that's a Hellfire missile using the latest Chili IIC 3 napalm warhead.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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That honestly does not surprise me. To be honest anymore very little actually surprises me. Dismays me? Yes. Surprises me? Not often.
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What WOULD be surprising is actual Wombat showing up.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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That would require Wombat being able to get pass the Capellan censors, sadly.
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I'm sure he keeping himself safe and entertained.

 ??? . o O (Hmmm....is that really possible?)

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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It's Wombat, one cannot be sure..............
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