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In China the bacon is almost raw  :(

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In China the bacon is almost raw  :(
Ugh

How does Wombat survive on that.  :P
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I 'ave no idea sir. Why don't ye ask th' azure bane how it survives on such raw cuisine. Jus' be careful. Th' answer may nah be pleasant.
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Bacon is far better in the US

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Bacon is far better in the US
You mean, Merica.  ;)
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Wha' in th' heck happened? It suddenly got dark as all o' th' lights went out! Even th' power 'n th' internet connection went out! Then thar was a long period o' silence, followed by a lot o' cussin'. Then th' whole ship rocked back 'n forth, thar was a lot o' construction noise, then th' lights sort o' flickered back on fer a bit 'n th' stars were different. Did we accidentally end up inside o' Wombat's pouch again?
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That's impossible. The Wombat has not been seen in months. He's never been in this impenetrable fortress known as Achooluna.  O0

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*BoP re-enters shuddering from withdraw*
FORUMS!!!

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Just sit down and have a beer. Somebody get him a burger!
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I thought he was mechanical.  Won't that put him off line? Oh well

*Has a Clang-O-Bot dressed in a hula dancer stuff Hawaiian Burger into BoP's pie hole and sudden watch him short circuit.*
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I jus' realized that I be runnin' out o' good enemies, dang it! Wombat, me arch-nemesis, has gone awol in Capellan space 'n me frienemy Clang has sadly left us. I needs t' find a few new enemies t' exchange insults wit'.
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Can you insult Clarke?


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Too easy of a Target.
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Too easy of a Target.

That might be a double pun since I think that is where he works  :))

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.   :)
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Hey Achoo!

*waves*

I can see Iowa from here.  I'm in Omaha.

I used to think I was fat.  Here I'm a like a super model. 

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Cool. I can see Iowa from here. I am in Illinois. Other side of the state.
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Cool. I can see Iowa from here. I am in Illinois. Other side of the state.

I walked over to Iowa the last time I was here. 

Illinois - so it's all Chicago-Bang-Bang right?

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No more than Los Angeles is all Southern California.
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No more than Los Angeles is all Southern California.

It's not?

I used to love being in Orange County, or as they like to say the OC, and telling them this is just the slightly nicer part of LA.

They love that  O:-)

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I still get comments from people online that think that Moline is a suburb of Chicago.  #P
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Moline? Rock Island County was interesting name for the county it's in.  At first i thought, well that's silly they name place near landlock midwest for nautical location!  Then read about it, turns out to be it's the best armed little island north on the Mississippi!
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Isn't there a Radiator supplier named after Moline

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There was. Minneapolis Moline.
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There was. Minneapolis Moline.

Minnesota you say 

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There was. Minneapolis Moline.
Was? What did you guys do this time? Did Clarke some how sell the place to some shady organization or did BoP blow the place into spaaaaaaccccceeeee.
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Clarke!  He sold it to the Chinese along with the Vikings, the Twins and two pugs named Guido and Francis. 

the Chinese are not happy!

But they'll keep the Pugs

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Was? What did you guys do this time? Did Clarke some how sell the place to some shady organization or did BoP blow the place into spaaaaaaccccceeeee.
The correct term is launch thankyouverymuch

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The correct term is launch thankyouverymuch
I'm sure all the good citizens of Minneapolis, Moline weren't screaming as their city was "launched" into orbit.

Suddenly's its a American ripoff of Super Fortress Macross named Super Fortress Moline.
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I, of course, do have the technology to turn it into a Super Dimensional Fortress.

Money on the other hand . . .

 

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