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The Mighty ACHOO

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OK, we got the new bar set up on Achooluna. We can wander back and forth between the sites until the moderator finally notices and lacks the doors on the old one.


This location has a sort of a pirate motif, mostly because all of the furniture was stolen from all of the other closed CBT bars. Harrr!
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*Parrot on my shoulder, a patch over my left eye and a rusty cutlass hanging from my hip* What?! You said a pirate motif.
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*Roar from above the skies of the Bar echos the landscape as the bar trembles as a single Battlemech exits the Overlord DropShip named the "Yamato".  A gleaming blue Thunderhawk lands as it's jump-boosters eject from the mech and land on one of Achoo's Hetzers rusting in the new parking alot of Achooluna's parking lot.  A single figure scuffles down from the cockpit after the Mech appears to go into standby mode with a cowboy hat on and warn black jumpers.  Man approaches the new Achooluna bar by the bear with grin on his face.*

Oh Man, I love these tiki bars.   I'll have one those rum drinks won't you please!
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Sure. But if you wanted to keep with the theme of the bar you should have arrived on a Buccaneer dropship and did the drop in a Buccaneer BattleMech with a couple of Cutlass aerospace fighters providing air cover.   >:D


Just saying........
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Sure. But if you wanted to keep with the theme of the bar you should have arrived on a Buccaneer dropship and did the drop in a Buccaneer BattleMech with a couple of Cutlass aerospace fighters providing air cover.   >:D


Just saying........
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Lol, i wish i could do a re-do! I totally didn't think of it!
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I prefer the Picaroon like the one in the parking lot next to the trash dumpsters.
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*A BoP unit materializes at the end of the bar and begins filing off his serial numbers*
Nice place you have here.  A shame if something were to happen to it.

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Of course something will happen to it. It always does.






Like you showing up  O:-)
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*A BoP unit materializes at the end of the bar and begins filing off his serial numbers*
Nice place you have here.  A shame if something were to happen to it.

Like for it to burn down 42 times in a row with a nuclear detonation at the end?!? Yea we could arrange that to happen on accident accidentally without having any knowledge of it and a solid alibi of whereabouts in a seperate galaxy 1 billion years in the future past.
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Between Wombat and the local emergency services, we don't even need to arrange accidents.

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Has the Wombat gone extinct? He's not been around.
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Wombat always returns.

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*MM stumbles up to the bar wearing an oversized British Navy Commodore hat with a German Totenkopf attached to it*

"I'll have a rum and Coke.  Light on the Coke."

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*MM stumbles up to the bar wearing an oversized British Navy Commodore hat with a German Totenkopf attached to it*

"I'll have a rum and Coke.  Light on the Coke."

***Clang's left eyebrow starts twitching when he notices the mixture of British and German military paraphernalia MM is wearing.***
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*Both of MM's eyebrows twitch at the sight of Clang's twitching*

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*Wrangler watches with a raised eyebrow as both Clang and Mopar's eyebrows go flying off their faces.*
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I knew I should have used more staples

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Damn it that was a brand new pair of eyebrows!!!
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I have a nail gun you can use to put them back on if you like..... ::)
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Damn it that was a brand new pair of eyebrows!!!
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Luckily my eyebrows grow quickly...argh

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*Wrangler watches as Clang-a-Corp techs install new pair of eyebrows onto their boss, the Clangador! When they finish, Clangador tries to move his eyebrows only to have them begin to spin like pinwheels vs up down motion.*

That's rather...animated.
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*Wrangler watches as Clang-a-Corp techs install new pair of eyebrows onto their boss, the Clangador! When they finish, Clangador tries to move his eyebrows only to have them begin to spin like pinwheels vs up down motion.*

That's rather...animated.

*Clang squints at Wrangler and begins to plot his revenge.*

Unfortunately, Clang records his plotting in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics in which it takes 14 years to write down, meanwhile the batteries in the spinning eyebrows go dead and  Clang loses interest and falls asleep.*
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Clang is like a tortoise when it comes to sleep.   

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He is also like a tortoise when it comes to uptakes........ ::)
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Well don't flip him over. He won't be able right himself if you do.
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It was a long busy day at work. I wish I could have hidden in my shell all day.  :(
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I did not have to work today, so I hid in my shell. I call it my house.   O0
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It was a long busy day at work. I wish I could have hidden in my shell all day.  :(

Oh - poor bubbie

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Just have some Rum, In a Cup!. It will make you forget!
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