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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1080 on: 15 November 2019, 13:08:47 »
Does your throne have a widescreen TV? Cable? A refrigerator full of beer? A back massager? Heated seat? A butt washing feature that proves that all of those gay men are not wrong? Room service?


Neither do I.  :'(
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1081 on: 15 November 2019, 21:50:29 »
I'm sure you have one, just got go deep enough in the Clangluna basement.  Clank properly had one made for you  ::) . o O O (as trap...)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1082 on: 23 November 2019, 01:44:19 »
I don't go anywhere the basements here.....I have watched horror films. Nope. Not going.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1083 on: 24 November 2019, 16:56:56 »
(Achoo in turns walks back to his current Throne in Clangluna-bar/lounge when he suddenly disappears through the floor as Wombat was fiddling with lever on wall.)
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What the.............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Oh my gaud, fell though floor again!

Well hopefully he will land on that other throne supposedly down there...


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1084 on: 25 November 2019, 21:23:13 »
*sigh* Not again...…………...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1085 on: 05 December 2019, 11:28:54 »
(Wrangler yells down to quickly descending  Achoo)

"Hey, aim for something soft down there!"
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1086 on: 07 December 2019, 18:25:02 »
*sigh* Well, at least falling in this apparently bottomless pit is allowing me to catch up on my naps.....
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1087 on: 09 December 2019, 14:49:06 »
*sigh* Well, at least falling in this apparently bottomless pit is allowing me to catch up on my naps.....*

Said Achoo to no one else, after all he is falling...

As the bottom nears...

He lands with a large PLOP! and bounces back the way he came, but up...

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1088 on: 09 December 2019, 15:51:09 »
(Suddenly through the floor Achoo flings upwards though the skylight window that Wombat had earlier came though.  The patrons of the Clangluna Lounge can hear Achoo land in large flop in a snow bank just out.)

Well, at least he has a spring to his step...or whatever he landed on.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1089 on: 12 December 2019, 13:03:39 »
Ow...……………………...just...……………………..ow. The spring isn't in my step...……………...it's stuck in my arse………………………..ow. xp
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1090 on: 17 December 2019, 16:54:34 »
So you move like Tigger?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1091 on: 18 December 2019, 00:01:38 »
I hope not. Although it would explain his tendency to "Wohohoho!".
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1092 on: 18 December 2019, 10:17:38 »
I thought you were just Cuckoo.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1093 on: 18 December 2019, 14:16:04 »
Don't know about cuckoo...…...but definitely an odd bird.  :thumbsup:

The closest I come to normal is when I pass through the town of Normal, Illinois. Of course I haven't been anywhere near Normal in a while either.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1094 on: 20 December 2019, 09:05:08 »
Well you have a spring in your step...or your butt.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1095 on: 26 December 2019, 19:22:12 »
(After 4 days away for the surgical removal of a spring and some recovery time Achoo returns.)


Ahhhhhhhhhh, much better now.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1096 on: 20 January 2020, 21:46:31 »
Glad they did nice patchup job on your...uhh..hmm hind quarters?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1097 on: 24 January 2020, 17:48:22 »
I would much rather have a spring in my step than a spring up my ass anyday!  ::)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1098 on: 24 January 2020, 20:51:11 »
Well, at least sit on your throne without any urge to spring off it.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1099 on: 12 February 2021, 22:34:23 »
I miss Clangadore  :'(
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1100 on: 13 February 2021, 00:03:40 »
I didn't know him.  But he seemed to have a good and offbeat sense of humor. 

And he was a fellow BattleTechie.  He couldn't have been a bad guy.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1101 on: 13 February 2021, 11:22:35 »
Barkeep?

Two Olives, in memory please...

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1102 on: 13 February 2021, 21:56:23 »
wait, don't do it truetanker!  your mechanical....(explosions)  Lordy how can guy be so mechanical and forget organic stuff causes him to explode...

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1103 on: 17 February 2021, 15:27:58 »
I miss Clangadore  :'(

We all do.

*downs two shots of vodka in memory*

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1104 on: 18 February 2021, 21:00:14 »
To absent friends
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