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Samurai Wombat IIC2
« on: 08 July 2019, 14:04:45 »
Long ago, on a forgotten thread (many site incarnations ago), I, Achoo, Mood-Shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! We will not speak of that now. But a samurai Wombat wielding a magic marker stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final anvil was dropped, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the real world, where she was married and has children and somehow ended up in Capellan space. (Somewhat confusing, that last part, I will admit, but we will not get into that because it confuses even me, but I digress.....where was I...oh yes, flung Wombat through the portal...) Now my evil is law! But the fool seeks to return to CBT and undo the future that is Achoo....
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #1 on: 08 July 2019, 15:49:39 »
There's been a Wombat sighting? Where??

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #2 on: 08 July 2019, 16:49:50 »
No. At least not to my knowledge. Like I said it tore open a portal in time, tossed him in and she ended up married with children in Capellan space...……….don't you read things?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #3 on: 08 July 2019, 16:52:39 »
Wait....is this in the wrong place? How is that possible? Maybe that entity known as a "moderator" may have to move this elsewhere. I may be able to open portals in time, but not in the halls of CBT. This should be in the silly section. Apparently I made a wrong turn at the planet "Albuquerque"
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #4 on: 09 July 2019, 07:27:52 »
Well, considering this is Bg.Battletech and not CBT, i believe you were the one who got thrown through into the future. 

(Reads a dusty old history book of Achooluna) Hmm,  Wombat became king, had some sort of experiments at your bar.  Said explosions cleared the way for a shopping mall or something.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #5 on: 09 July 2019, 11:47:07 »
Well, considering this is Bg.Battletect and not CBT, i believe you were the one who go thrown through the future. 

(Reads a dusty old history book of Achooluna) Hmm,  Wombat became king, had some sort of experiemtents at your bar.  Said explosions cleared the way for a shopping mall or something.

An Inferno Chilli factory, IIRC.....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #6 on: 09 July 2019, 12:02:46 »
An Inferno Chilli factory, IIRC.....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #7 on: 09 July 2019, 12:06:30 »
With as many Chilie Inferno IIC explosions we've had around here, who knows, tomorrow may very well be last year, and the day after that next month.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #8 on: 09 July 2019, 13:26:38 »
(Hmmm) It says in this dusty book that King Wombat put some sort of tab for expenses for making the Inferno Chilli factory on someone named Achoo. Oh wait, we know who that was.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #9 on: 10 July 2019, 12:33:37 »
It does not matter, for here MY WORD IS LAW! (Unless the moderators object......)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #10 on: 07 August 2019, 18:02:06 »
Hmmmmm. Maybe my word is the only word here...………..   It's kinda quiet. Tooooooooo quiet.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #11 on: 07 August 2019, 19:11:18 »
Well, you see that tab apparently in the Trillions (plural) so....no one wants speak up or else we will be tagged with helping you pay for it.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #12 on: 07 August 2019, 20:30:31 »
Be Vewy vewy quiet.
Achoo's hunting Wombats

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #13 on: 07 August 2019, 21:08:34 »
Be Vewy vewy quiet.
Achoo's hunting Wombats

Or the Wombats hunting Achoo......

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #14 on: 08 August 2019, 07:46:18 »
[hidden behind the Bar, Wombat, hunches behind sniffing various things looking for something to eat since giving up on the King thing for couple decades.  Then he senses passing of a certain pink prey.  Like it's namesake (or not), Wombat springs into action jumping Achoo, the shape-shifting, sneeze prone carrying of loose (to him) pocket change and deep pocket pants (when he wears them.).  Striking quickly, cartoon duststorm breaks loses with as Wombat successfully ambushes Achoo!  Quickly freeing him of his cash and assorted eatable snacks, Wombat slips through a hidden door behind self-playing piano after dropping a smoke bomb made from stuff found in one of Mopar's numerous garages.]

*Cough*  What heck was that??  Why is Achoo on the floor with cartoon dizzy stars flying around his head?!?

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #15 on: 11 August 2019, 20:25:40 »
Achoo out cold in a bar? Bah. There is nothing unusual about that!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #16 on: 11 August 2019, 21:09:09 »
True.
(Wrangler looks at the wall and sees the rows of pictures of Achoo on the wall of him out cold in various "funny" poses. Funny hats, crayon mustaches..)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #17 on: 12 August 2019, 07:07:57 »
BoP saunters over the the memories wall and hangs a new Achoo Photo.

Frankly, I'd be scared if achoo wasn't having a moment.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #18 on: 12 August 2019, 15:07:41 »
My moments have moments, which have issues, which often have their own issues and sub-plots. It gets confusing, so I don't really pay much attention to such silly nonsense.  8)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #19 on: 12 August 2019, 15:47:09 »
BoP saunters over the the memories wall and hangs a new Achoo Photo.

Frankly, I'd be scared if achoo wasn't having a moment.

Achoo is a moment.......

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #20 on: 13 August 2019, 07:23:01 »
(Wrangler climbs back onto his bar stool once more and he thinks the coast is clear. He then orders a drink from the bartender whom appears to be a Ferret minion of Achooluna with slick old west mustache glued on his nose.)
So Achoo, what precisely is your plan you were jabbering about? A raid or something??
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #21 on: 17 August 2019, 10:18:53 »
Plans? I have a ………..plan? When did that happen? I don't need no stinking plans! I AM ACHOO!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #22 on: 17 August 2019, 17:50:18 »
Achoo has a plan the same way the Cylons had a "plan"

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« Reply #23 on: 17 August 2019, 19:07:56 »
Achoo has a plan the same way the Cylons had a "plan"

Overcomplex and prone to human error??

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #24 on: 17 August 2019, 19:12:55 »
Overcomplex and prone to human error??
Wait. Did they get distracted by humans sexiness?? So...achoo get distracted by wombat's moves??
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #25 on: 18 August 2019, 23:23:41 »
No. Next!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #26 on: 18 August 2019, 23:34:49 »
I meant more counter-intuitive, ill defined, and quite possibly a myth.

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« Reply #27 on: 19 August 2019, 00:41:22 »
I meant more counter-intuitive, ill-defined, and quite possibly a myth.

I'm beginning to think Achoo is a myth created by the Wombat to explain it's disappearance..... Or maybe Achoo thinking is the myth... I've never been able to get that straight....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #28 on: 19 August 2019, 00:43:58 »
Achoo certainly breaks cogito ergo sum

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #29 on: 19 August 2019, 07:03:03 »
Maybe were in the matrix?
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