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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #210 on: 01 March 2021, 13:56:37 »
Was that a not Earth shattering "KABOOM"?

Really. I heard something that resembled a pitiful "POP"

Oh well. Back to my very important nap....................
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #211 on: 01 March 2021, 19:02:02 »


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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #212 on: 02 March 2021, 05:29:38 »
*After a thud outside, BoP attempts to stroll inside epically framed by the burning drop pod, but trips on a step instead.*

Ah, all clean and shiny again.
So, if anyone needs any Illudium Pu37 Space Modulators, I might be able to find one

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #213 on: 02 March 2021, 07:36:52 »
Ah....lets have less booms and more booze.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #214 on: 03 March 2021, 16:11:55 »
OK, ready? (Oh, ya.) (ya..ya, etc.)
Well, quit tunin' your tuba!

I know you've ofter vondered vot der Svedens do fer fun
You think we make dose movies vere dey show der lotsa buns
You think we have dose nudie girls that's really ouder sight
But it's so cold in Sveden that their **** would get frostbite
So we vatch de American movies; we vatch them all day long
Dose vesterns vith their cowpokes dat sing dose silly songs
So we make our own vestern, but all we have is goats
We don't have no heifer cows, so we have to be goatpokes

Yump up on my horsie and my butt it is a pain
I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs

Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yayyyyy
I don't know why ve yell dis, but ve yell it all der day
Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yeeeeee
Riding on those horsies wants to make you take a rest

Yumpin' yiminy
Yumpin' yiminy

"Hey, Sven. Vere ya goin dere, goatpoke?"
"I really dunno, but I'm goin' anyvay!"

We start to make de movie; we decide to rob der bank
But ve forget to use the bullets they call blanks
So ven the shooting started, the actors dropped like flies
We had to cut the movie short 'cause no one did survive
So I became the actor and I was really tough
Until I lifted Gertrude; I got a hernia
So yump up on my horsie; it really was a fuss
Instead of wearing a gun belt, I had to wear a truss

Yump up on my horsie and my groin it is a pain
I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs

Ya! Dat vas really good! Ya, ya!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #215 on: 04 March 2021, 20:57:44 »


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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #216 on: 06 March 2021, 04:02:51 »
Who dat spanking da melons?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #217 on: 06 March 2021, 23:29:37 »
You mean you don't know the amazing Super-Iron Chef, the world renown famous foreign cuisine entrepreneur and former Head Souse to Gordon Ramsey?

Here's his premier cooking show shortcut :

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #218 on: 07 March 2021, 11:22:07 »
omg....Achoo been hiding in that dark hole of his ...way too long.  :o  He must been thrown into this future before the Muppet show happened.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #219 on: 07 March 2021, 12:42:29 »
or the past before it happened
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #220 on: 08 March 2021, 06:16:47 »
I am not hiding in my dark hole.


I am lurking

I am planning

I am eating sammiches

I am drinking beer

I am watching anime

I am being antisocial in a socially almost acceptable manner

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #221 on: 08 March 2021, 09:30:32 »
Sorry, i have hard time believing you have reverted to the Dark Pink Crusader  ;D
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #222 on: 08 March 2021, 22:10:04 »
He's a lonely old fart who misses his fuzzy-wuzzy blue Pet O' Doom!

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Look, I got a cute photo of the kiddo right here!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #223 on: 10 March 2021, 00:34:57 »
Ahhhhhhhhh! Kill it a lot!

KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
KABLAM
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #224 on: 10 March 2021, 07:47:48 »
[Wrangler sitting on his bar stool looks to his left and see huge burn marks in the once rebuilt vinyl proxy wood floors from recently slammed tiny door which Achoo hides/snoozes in.]

Well, that's going leave a mark.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #225 on: 12 March 2021, 05:04:38 »
That's OK, the wall behind you has a lot of holes in it from the eight shots from my trusty 4 gauge double barreled pump action shotgun, with kung fu killer grip. Sadly, though, I missed.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #226 on: 17 March 2021, 22:04:36 »
[Wrangler listening to the wall]

Not sure, but it think you miss someone.  I hear moaning coming from back there.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #227 on: 18 March 2021, 05:23:14 »
It think you have issues syntax. Indecipherable you mostly are.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #228 on: 18 March 2021, 10:38:56 »
Sounding like Yoda you are now

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #229 on: 18 March 2021, 11:39:55 »
[Hear the Ferret guy die after the ParaMedic smash through the backwall where he and late poker buddies were playing]

Well, that was that.  Achoo, mass murder of background characters.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #230 on: 20 March 2021, 15:11:17 »
Taaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggeeeeeeeeetttttttt practice they are. Expendable they are! In their contract it is.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #231 on: 20 March 2021, 21:42:22 »
Wow those contracts details must be buried DEEP to miss that part of it.

Quote from: Achoo Contract of Employment
By signing this article of employment you are here by required when the appropriate time is chosen to die. 
All worldly possession will there for revert to the ownership of Mr. Achoo and all wages unspent recollected for reparations to him.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #232 on: 21 March 2021, 09:12:39 »
Microprinting it is, hard to read it is, but there it is.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #233 on: 21 March 2021, 09:58:22 »
(Swirl blue fur lurking on corner of the bar and turns out to be the form of the Wombat.  Having heard magical words of "Trap Door" and "Testing".  He then yanks a lever marked "Do Not Pull!" since he can't read.  He then hears...]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....whyyyyyyyy?!!?!?!?!??

(Wombat looks at the handle he just pulled as it quickly goes back to place.  He then shrugs and snatches recently abandoned Bar pretzels possibly owned by the recently departed Achoo and slithers off for wallets to back for himself.)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #234 on: 26 March 2021, 01:11:28 »
Another pseudo Wombat attack that was. Still trapped in the Capellan Confederation Wombat is. Feel sorry for the Capellans I do. Brought it upon themselves they did. Wahahaha. Need another stunt double I do!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #235 on: 26 March 2021, 10:02:19 »
Need another stunt double I do!

* Dresses up Wrangler in a blue fur suit...

Found one!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #236 on: 26 March 2021, 10:32:48 »
(Rips off the false Wombat suit.) HEY NOW.  I'm not a FURRY. 

(Throws on with super glue suit puts on truetanker with pink bow) 

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #237 on: 28 March 2021, 19:53:56 »
* calls in an Arrow Inferno strike on his position...

TT: Frail... ( laughs )

* Watches as everything starts to either melt or catch on fire...

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If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #238 on: 28 March 2021, 20:37:29 »
(Wrangler glaces as he watches what's left of truetanker mumble to himself about a Arrow strike as bouncers had thrown the mechanical Black Knight spray painted white out the door of the bunker/bar.)

{{{{{{EXPLOSION!!}}}}}}

(As blast doors closed just in time having yet another body of truetanker get exploded by weird oddity of Achoonaluna.)

Man there going send another one those weird truetanker clones again.  Hope they defrag his memory banks or whatever it is he uses as noggin.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #239 on: 28 March 2021, 21:10:29 »
*BoP nonchalantly sips his drink*
Oh, is it Tuesday again already?  Time to burn the bar down?
I'll have you know I am fireproof.