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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #60 on: 24 September 2019, 23:20:35 »
Skwerls! Hide your nuts!

But you won't fit into anything!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #61 on: 25 September 2019, 08:17:13 »
Aww hell...that's easy peesy to handle.  (Jumps into someone ELSE, truck who left their keys in the ignition. {lazy people} and Wrangler proceeds to drive THRU the rampaging squirrels.)

{{Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! *crunch*}}
Oops sorry truetanker didn't see you covered by nutty mutant squirrels.
{{Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!}}

(Stampede continues for couple minutes as the squirrels zoom off in the distance. Wrangler get out of very dented and newly painted red truck.)
Hmm ... where is Achoo?


Note: No real squirrels were hurt in making of this cartoon parody picture.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #62 on: 25 September 2019, 21:21:28 »
[Wombat hops into the middle of the room wearing one of Achoo's socks like a marsupial-sized potato sack. Curiously the sock smells like potatoes too, but that's not important right now. Wombat proceeds to hop around the room all while mumbling something something in Chinese about AC/10 ammunition and spaghetti sauce.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #63 on: 26 September 2019, 07:08:52 »
Wow....Achoo must be made out happy drugs or something to get Wombat High.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #64 on: 26 September 2019, 21:11:26 »
I don't know. I am still stuck in this darned skwerl stampede....
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #65 on: 27 September 2019, 04:12:11 »
"According to the special effects and pyrotechnics specialist of this episode, skwerl's are known to explode when stampeding while wearing tennis shoes..."

[Wombat tries to hide all the tennis shoe boxes nearby...]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #66 on: 27 September 2019, 11:25:44 »
Well, Achoo...sometimes you just get carried away.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #67 on: 27 September 2019, 12:04:15 »
Well, Achoo...sometimes you just get carried away.

And the Squirrels are carrying him away all right..... I think they see him as the Big Nut...

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #68 on: 28 September 2019, 14:26:38 »
(Waaaaaaaaaay off in the distance there is a big "KABOOM")

(30 seconds later a blackened, singend, smoking and cussing Achoo butt plants trboturtle into the ground with a disgusting "splat".)

shnikinrickinfashinrocknratzinfratzinkratzin skwerls

(Achoo walks off, revealing a severely flattened trboturtle stuck on Achoo's butt.....then tennis shoes start raining from the sky.)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #69 on: 29 September 2019, 21:04:26 »
"As Victor Davion my witness, I swear I thought Skwerls could fly."
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #70 on: 29 September 2019, 22:27:08 »
What in the hell is stuck to my butt?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #71 on: 29 September 2019, 23:57:51 »
What the hell is stuck to my shell? It smells... Hold on... Hello UN" I would like to report a chemical weapon.... I think it's called Achoo.....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #72 on: 30 September 2019, 07:16:25 »
Chemical? I'd by calling it biological....
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #73 on: 30 September 2019, 17:56:48 »
[Achoo tries to pry trboturle off of his butt using a spatula, but it slips out of his hand with a comical "spoiiiinng" and smacks Wrangler smack dab squarely on his face.]

Well, crap! That didn't work!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #74 on: 30 September 2019, 20:34:55 »
This maybe helpful think for you, Achoo.

(hands google green package)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #75 on: 01 October 2019, 13:46:15 »
I'm not trying to make it shiny, you idjit! I am trying to get it off my butt!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #76 on: 01 October 2019, 13:56:26 »
Help.....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #77 on: 02 October 2019, 12:02:57 »
HEY!  This a family show!   

(Wrangler calls a Ferret Accident Resolvers handle the "Issue". ) "Don't ask what issue is! You got see it for yourself!"

[Suddenly a Response vehicle arrives making lovely drive through hole in the Bar's outer wall slightly wider from last time it was entered.  Number of Ferrets bound out the vehicle, with a very large WEASEL who points out to use the crow bar on the issue.  After few moments 4 Ferrets begin to get leverage and lets painful couple moments with a large crow bar pops trboturtle out of the unspeakable reaches of Achoo sending the hapless turtle flying like Baby Gamera across the bar into some patrons having couple brews with loud yelp and loud nice (POP!!!)

Satisfied the issue was resolved, Wrangler gets high totin bill he puts on Achoo's hidden charge card he hides behind the bar.]

I'm glad that's problem was taken care of in the end.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #78 on: 02 October 2019, 18:53:59 »
It's nice that you ended that before we all became the butt of anal level humor....
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #79 on: 02 October 2019, 19:19:49 »
I fight on!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #80 on: 02 October 2019, 20:48:08 »
Well i hope you have warrant on that shell.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #81 on: 02 October 2019, 22:09:30 »
"My shell is innocent! It was in Florida when the Chilli place was robbed!!!! The police have nothing!!!"

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #82 on: 03 October 2019, 01:52:27 »
[Meanwhile wombat is busily selling advertising space (and a few mini-nuclear testing sites) on trboturtle's shell.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #83 on: 03 October 2019, 06:57:30 »
Trboturtle if your so innocent you wouldn't have neon advertising on butt cratered shell from your sponsors!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #84 on: 03 October 2019, 12:56:41 »
Hey! Who put that "Eat at Achoo's!" Ad on my butt?? I didn't sell that spot!!

And Wombat, I just received a C&D from Gaera's lawyers about those mini-nuclear testing sites... Seems he has the exclusive rights to such sites.....

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« Reply #85 on: 03 October 2019, 20:57:02 »
Meh. Wombat never studied law......the books didn't have pictures.
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« Reply #86 on: 04 October 2019, 08:58:32 »
Meanwhile on trboturtle shell
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« Reply #87 on: 05 October 2019, 18:02:10 »
I, Achoo, mood shifting of whatever it is that I am master of do hear by declare that trboturtles shiny butt bar is now open!
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« Reply #88 on: 08 October 2019, 15:33:40 »
Wait, he has bar too on top of his scamming people?  WOW...
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« Reply #89 on: 11 October 2019, 23:04:05 »
And it's shiny! Polished with Trboturtles Wax and everything! It might even be sparkily!
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