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Title: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 July 2019, 14:04:45
Long ago, on a forgotten thread (many site incarnations ago), I, Achoo, Mood-Shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! We will not speak of that now. But a samurai Wombat wielding a magic marker stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final anvil was dropped, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the real world, where she was married and has children and somehow ended up in Capellan space. (Somewhat confusing, that last part, I will admit, but we will not get into that because it confuses even me, but I digress.....where was I...oh yes, flung Wombat through the portal...) Now my evil is law! But the fool seeks to return to CBT and undo the future that is Achoo....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 08 July 2019, 15:49:39
There's been a Wombat sighting? Where??

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 July 2019, 16:49:50
No. At least not to my knowledge. Like I said it tore open a portal in time, tossed him in and she ended up married with children in Capellan space...……….don't you read things?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 July 2019, 16:52:39
Wait....is this in the wrong place? How is that possible? Maybe that entity known as a "moderator" may have to move this elsewhere. I may be able to open portals in time, but not in the halls of CBT. This should be in the silly section. Apparently I made a wrong turn at the planet "Albuquerque"
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 09 July 2019, 07:27:52
Well, considering this is Bg.Battletech and not CBT, i believe you were the one who got thrown through into the future. 

(Reads a dusty old history book of Achooluna) Hmm,  Wombat became king, had some sort of experiments at your bar.  Said explosions cleared the way for a shopping mall or something.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 09 July 2019, 11:47:07
Well, considering this is Bg.Battletect and not CBT, i believe you were the one who go thrown through the future. 

(Reads a dusty old history book of Achooluna) Hmm,  Wombat became king, had some sort of experiemtents at your bar.  Said explosions cleared the way for a shopping mall or something.

An Inferno Chilli factory, IIRC.....

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Sharpnel on 09 July 2019, 12:02:46
An Inferno Chilli factory, IIRC.....

Craig
Which was nuked by Woozles under the direction the thrice-damned Blakists. Fortunately, for Wombat, a near limitless supply in its pouch.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 July 2019, 12:06:30
With as many Chilie Inferno IIC explosions we've had around here, who knows, tomorrow may very well be last year, and the day after that next month.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 09 July 2019, 13:26:38
(Hmmm) It says in this dusty book that King Wombat put some sort of tab for expenses for making the Inferno Chilli factory on someone named Achoo. Oh wait, we know who that was.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 July 2019, 12:33:37
It does not matter, for here MY WORD IS LAW! (Unless the moderators object......)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2019, 18:02:06
Hmmmmm. Maybe my word is the only word here...………..   It's kinda quiet. Tooooooooo quiet.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2019, 19:11:18
Well, you see that tab apparently in the Trillions (plural) so....no one wants speak up or else we will be tagged with helping you pay for it.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 August 2019, 20:30:31
Be Vewy vewy quiet.
Achoo's hunting Wombats
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 07 August 2019, 21:08:34
Be Vewy vewy quiet.
Achoo's hunting Wombats

Or the Wombats hunting Achoo......

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 08 August 2019, 07:46:18
[hidden behind the Bar, Wombat, hunches behind sniffing various things looking for something to eat since giving up on the King thing for couple decades.  Then he senses passing of a certain pink prey.  Like it's namesake (or not), Wombat springs into action jumping Achoo, the shape-shifting, sneeze prone carrying of loose (to him) pocket change and deep pocket pants (when he wears them.).  Striking quickly, cartoon duststorm breaks loses with as Wombat successfully ambushes Achoo!  Quickly freeing him of his cash and assorted eatable snacks, Wombat slips through a hidden door behind self-playing piano after dropping a smoke bomb made from stuff found in one of Mopar's numerous garages.]

*Cough*  What heck was that??  Why is Achoo on the floor with cartoon dizzy stars flying around his head?!?

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=54014)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2019, 20:25:40
Achoo out cold in a bar? Bah. There is nothing unusual about that!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 August 2019, 21:09:09
True.
(Wrangler looks at the wall and sees the rows of pictures of Achoo on the wall of him out cold in various "funny" poses. Funny hats, crayon mustaches..)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 August 2019, 07:07:57
BoP saunters over the the memories wall and hangs a new Achoo Photo.

Frankly, I'd be scared if achoo wasn't having a moment.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2019, 15:07:41
My moments have moments, which have issues, which often have their own issues and sub-plots. It gets confusing, so I don't really pay much attention to such silly nonsense.  8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 12 August 2019, 15:47:09
BoP saunters over the the memories wall and hangs a new Achoo Photo.

Frankly, I'd be scared if achoo wasn't having a moment.

Achoo is a moment.......

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 13 August 2019, 07:23:01
(Wrangler climbs back onto his bar stool once more and he thinks the coast is clear. He then orders a drink from the bartender whom appears to be a Ferret minion of Achooluna with slick old west mustache glued on his nose.)
So Achoo, what precisely is your plan you were jabbering about? A raid or something??
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 August 2019, 10:18:53
Plans? I have a ………..plan? When did that happen? I don't need no stinking plans! I AM ACHOO!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 August 2019, 17:50:18
Achoo has a plan the same way the Cylons had a "plan"
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 17 August 2019, 19:07:56
Achoo has a plan the same way the Cylons had a "plan"

Overcomplex and prone to human error??

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 17 August 2019, 19:12:55
Overcomplex and prone to human error??
Wait. Did they get distracted by humans sexiness?? So...achoo get distracted by wombat's moves??
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 August 2019, 23:23:41
No. Next!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 August 2019, 23:34:49
I meant more counter-intuitive, ill defined, and quite possibly a myth.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 19 August 2019, 00:41:22
I meant more counter-intuitive, ill-defined, and quite possibly a myth.

I'm beginning to think Achoo is a myth created by the Wombat to explain it's disappearance..... Or maybe Achoo thinking is the myth... I've never been able to get that straight....

Craig
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 August 2019, 00:43:58
Achoo certainly breaks cogito ergo sum
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 19 August 2019, 07:03:03
Maybe were in the matrix?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2019, 17:33:09
A myth is a female moth. Next!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 22 August 2019, 11:02:38
Well, we know Wombat not a myth...(is he/she?  Wombat seems to always out fox Achoo and slip away without being caught.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 22 August 2019, 12:23:22
Well, we know Wombat not a myth...(is he/she?  Wombat seems to always outfox Achoo and slip away without being caught.)

Don't you mean "out-Wombat" Achoo? I mean, Wombat is a wombat, not a fox......

Craig
(who hope said Wombat is not in real trouble somewhere...)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 25 August 2019, 10:26:07
Quote from: trboturtle link=topic=65931.msg1539344#msg1539344

(who hope said Wombat is not in real trouble somewhere...)
(hopefully not as bad as this.)
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=54322)

(Wrangler looks at his noteputer finding REALLY WEIRD reports from Sian.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 September 2019, 22:05:19
I have no pity for them. They let Wombat in.  ::)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 05 September 2019, 08:00:14
Weren't you the one who sabotage (Cough!) fixed a Jumpship and threw Wombat into a deluxe freight box on the Dropship with a delightful "Take care of my dear friend" card?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2019, 16:06:16
Nu Uh! I didn't throw Wombat anywhere. I just left the crate open with a trail of blue urinal cakes leading to the trap, er, crate...….
And sabotage was never proven......
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 10 September 2019, 15:55:19
Denial is first sign of guilt. There proof sign of guilt.

Also, the photo evidence.  (A projector pops out of the bar revealing video footage of Achoo UPSing Wombat.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 September 2019, 23:24:05
First, Denial is a river in Egypt.

Second, photoshopped. Besides, I don't use UPS.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 September 2019, 06:54:58
Wait, wait, wait.  You don't want to prove that YOU out Wombat the WOMBAT????

WOW!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 September 2019, 21:20:49
I would rather out Achoo Achoo.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 September 2019, 08:53:30
Thats not easy to do to Achoo.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 September 2019, 20:28:45
I don't do things the easy way!




Literally. I don't. Not sure I know how.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2019, 07:33:01
So you aimlessly get into misadventures and end up being successful in your endeavors?

 :) . . o o O O (Not like i don't end up doing that with my Merc Company...but still)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Sharpnel on 17 September 2019, 08:30:39
I don't do things the easy way!




Literally. I don't. Not sure I know how.
It's easy. Just push the BIG REDPINK BUTTON
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 September 2019, 17:34:06
I did. Wombat turned around and hit me with a mallet!  8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2019, 18:36:04
I did. Wombat turned around and hit me with a mallet!  8)
Obviously you got the raw deal, since YOU got sent into the future and Wombat ended up in the Capellan Confederation blowing stuff after being king or something.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 19 September 2019, 00:41:53
WOMBAT SIGHTING! WOMBAT SIGHTING!

https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=66966.msg1006966;topicseen#new (https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=66966.msg1006966;topicseen#new)

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 19 September 2019, 04:31:45
"Wait...I have laser beam eyes?"

[Wombat blinks a few times and looks around. Nothing happens. Wombat shrugs and starts digging in his pouch. After pulling out a few ink pens, half-an-apple tree, and a few gnawed on car bumpers, he finds a small handheld mirror. Wombat looks at the mirror for a few moments before an azure beam shoots out of his eyes, ricochets off the mirror, and flies backwards into a seven-meter thick steel entrapment wall protecting some thermal grenades someone so carelessly left sitting there.]

**Ka-BOOM!!!!**

"Nope. I don't think I have any laser eye beams. Hey who's hungry? I was thinking of some Chinese?"
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 September 2019, 07:46:40
Chinese?  When it smells like barbecue in here?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 19 September 2019, 11:24:29
I think the those ferret drinkers in corner took the azure eye beam shot.

(looks sees smoke from table remains as the Ferrets have turned into Chinese BBQ meals with loose change about them)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 September 2019, 17:03:20
[Achoo staggers past kind of blackened and still smoking slightly]

OK, when did Wombat escape?  :o

THUD!

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 19 September 2019, 23:29:37
"Just remember, it's not Capellan Chinese food unless you can use AC/2 launchers as make-shift chopsticks."
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 September 2019, 21:20:33
AC/2 launchers? What kind of weapon system uses AC/2 autocannons as missiles?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 23 September 2019, 09:56:23
AC/2 launchers? What kind of weapon system uses AC/2 autocannons as missiles?

The Blue Wombat AC/2 Missile Launchers of course.......

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 23 September 2019, 12:13:57
They must be big missiles launching the autocannons in the air so they can fire from the long distances....it could happen.....who'd be crazy enough to do it?

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=54758)

Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 September 2019, 19:06:25
We are safe from those things. If Clangacorp makes them they cannot even hit the broadside of a barn from the inside......unless our side is using them and the friendly fire rules are in effect. Then we are plinked by a reaaaaaaaaaaaaaly long range machinegun.   8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 23 September 2019, 20:19:35
You realize mechscaled weapons splatter people easily, specially in the open...

((On test grounds, many squirrels died in making of this weapon.)) *Splat *Splat *Splat!*
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 23 September 2019, 20:21:53
You realize mechscaled weapons splatter people easily, specially in the open...

((On test grounds, many squirels died in making of this weapon.)) *Splat *Splat *Splat!*

That may explain the mass of Squirrels coming right at us.......

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 September 2019, 23:03:24
Skwerls! Hide your nuts!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 24 September 2019, 23:20:35
Skwerls! Hide your nuts!

But you won't fit into anything!

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 25 September 2019, 08:17:13
Aww hell...that's easy peesy to handle.  (Jumps into someone ELSE, truck who left their keys in the ignition. {lazy people} and Wrangler proceeds to drive THRU the rampaging squirrels.)

{{Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! *crunch*}}
Oops sorry truetanker didn't see you covered by nutty mutant squirrels.
{{Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!}}

(Stampede continues for couple minutes as the squirrels zoom off in the distance. Wrangler get out of very dented and newly painted red truck.)
Hmm ... where is Achoo?
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=54832)

Note: No real squirrels were hurt in making of this cartoon parody picture.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 25 September 2019, 21:21:28
[Wombat hops into the middle of the room wearing one of Achoo's socks like a marsupial-sized potato sack. Curiously the sock smells like potatoes too, but that's not important right now. Wombat proceeds to hop around the room all while mumbling something something in Chinese about AC/10 ammunition and spaghetti sauce.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 26 September 2019, 07:08:52
Wow....Achoo must be made out happy drugs or something to get Wombat High.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 September 2019, 21:11:26
I don't know. I am still stuck in this darned skwerl stampede....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 27 September 2019, 04:12:11
"According to the special effects and pyrotechnics specialist of this episode, skwerl's are known to explode when stampeding while wearing tennis shoes..."

[Wombat tries to hide all the tennis shoe boxes nearby...]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 27 September 2019, 11:25:44
Well, Achoo...sometimes you just get carried away.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 27 September 2019, 12:04:15
Well, Achoo...sometimes you just get carried away.

And the Squirrels are carrying him away all right..... I think they see him as the Big Nut...

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 September 2019, 14:26:38
(Waaaaaaaaaay off in the distance there is a big "KABOOM")

(30 seconds later a blackened, singend, smoking and cussing Achoo butt plants trboturtle into the ground with a disgusting "splat".)

shnikinrickinfashinrocknratzinfratzinkratzin skwerls

(Achoo walks off, revealing a severely flattened trboturtle stuck on Achoo's butt.....then tennis shoes start raining from the sky.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 29 September 2019, 21:04:26
"As Victor Davion my witness, I swear I thought Skwerls could fly."
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 September 2019, 22:27:08
What in the hell is stuck to my butt?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 29 September 2019, 23:57:51
What the hell is stuck to my shell? It smells... Hold on... Hello UN" I would like to report a chemical weapon.... I think it's called Achoo.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 30 September 2019, 07:16:25
Chemical? I'd by calling it biological....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 September 2019, 17:56:48
[Achoo tries to pry trboturle off of his butt using a spatula, but it slips out of his hand with a comical "spoiiiinng" and smacks Wrangler smack dab squarely on his face.]

Well, crap! That didn't work!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 30 September 2019, 20:34:55
This maybe helpful think for you, Achoo.

(hands google green package)
(https://www.chipsaway.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hard-shell-turtlewax_500x383.jpg)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 October 2019, 13:46:15
I'm not trying to make it shiny, you idjit! I am trying to get it off my butt!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 01 October 2019, 13:56:26
Help.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2019, 12:02:57
HEY!  This a family show!   

(Wrangler calls a Ferret Accident Resolvers handle the "Issue". ) "Don't ask what issue is! You got see it for yourself!"

[Suddenly a Response vehicle arrives making lovely drive through hole in the Bar's outer wall slightly wider from last time it was entered.  Number of Ferrets bound out the vehicle, with a very large WEASEL who points out to use the crow bar on the issue.  After few moments 4 Ferrets begin to get leverage and lets painful couple moments with a large crow bar pops trboturtle out of the unspeakable reaches of Achoo sending the hapless turtle flying like Baby Gamera across the bar into some patrons having couple brews with loud yelp and loud nice (POP!!!)

Satisfied the issue was resolved, Wrangler gets high totin bill he puts on Achoo's hidden charge card he hides behind the bar.]

I'm glad that's problem was taken care of in the end.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 October 2019, 18:53:59
It's nice that you ended that before we all became the butt of anal level humor....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 02 October 2019, 19:19:49
I fight on!

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2019, 20:48:08
Well i hope you have warrant on that shell.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 02 October 2019, 22:09:30
"My shell is innocent! It was in Florida when the Chilli place was robbed!!!! The police have nothing!!!"

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wombat on 03 October 2019, 01:52:27
[Meanwhile wombat is busily selling advertising space (and a few mini-nuclear testing sites) on trboturtle's shell.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 03 October 2019, 06:57:30
Trboturtle if your so innocent you wouldn't have neon advertising on butt cratered shell from your sponsors!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 03 October 2019, 12:56:41
Hey! Who put that "Eat at Achoo's!" Ad on my butt?? I didn't sell that spot!!

And Wombat, I just received a C&D from Gaera's lawyers about those mini-nuclear testing sites... Seems he has the exclusive rights to such sites.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 October 2019, 20:57:02
Meh. Wombat never studied law......the books didn't have pictures.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 04 October 2019, 08:58:32
Meanwhile on trboturtle shell
(https://prodimages.everythingneon.com/1000/l102-0944-bar-animated-led-sign.gif)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2019, 18:02:10
I, Achoo, mood shifting of whatever it is that I am master of do hear by declare that trboturtles shiny butt bar is now open!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 08 October 2019, 15:33:40
Wait, he has bar too on top of his scamming people?  WOW...
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2019, 23:04:05
And it's shiny! Polished with Trboturtles Wax and everything! It might even be sparkily!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 14 October 2019, 13:09:59
..so how much a cut in profits you getting from the bar, Achoo? 
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2019, 21:41:57
From that bar? Nothing. It's shiny, but it is still a butt dive bar.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2019, 16:15:24
I'd figure you'd like the wet bar, since staff has to wear swimming suits and no one cares if you spill your drink.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 October 2019, 18:07:11
Staff?
Have I been making my own drinks for no reason?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 19 October 2019, 12:35:32
Staff?
Have I been making my own drinks for no reason?
U never seen them since they run for cover each time one these calamity happens.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 October 2019, 04:12:59
But calamity is the default state here.
It's amazing I haven't been blown up recently.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 20 October 2019, 13:24:14
If I was Achoo, I'd be checking the foundation for Wombat sign......

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2019, 21:05:57
Silly trboturtle! Wombat doesn't have a sign! He can't read. What you have to look for is Wombat debris. And crayon drawings.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 October 2019, 03:09:21
most of the time aren't those in the same place if not the same thing?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 October 2019, 20:08:18
well...…...true. But not always.  8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 October 2019, 20:24:10
and that's when you should be worried the most
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2019, 22:44:36
Just the sign of the times
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2019, 16:29:11
When Wombat is involved you should always be worried! And when you don't know where Wombat is you should be very, very, very afraid!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 27 October 2019, 08:01:57
You means your always in state of a afraid?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2019, 12:18:31
Yup!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 31 October 2019, 15:50:26
What a ironic day to be afraid on.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2019, 18:17:13
I ain't afraid of Halloween. I love Halloween! It's my favorite holiday of all!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 31 October 2019, 20:10:33
Aren't you being haunted by your former Selves? ???   :laughing_skull:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Sharpnel on 31 October 2019, 20:13:52
Better that, then by his future selves. His future is bleak. Too much Wombat in it.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2019, 15:56:47
I worked at WalMart. Not much haunts me worse than some of the sights I saw there. The internet just doesn't even convey that which I can never unsee.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 02 November 2019, 18:42:44
(Wrangler accidently sends the Wombat to the Walmart where Achoo works)
Oops. Maybe it will keep things lively there.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 02 November 2019, 22:15:06
I worked at WalMart. Not much haunts me worse than some of the sights I saw there. The internet just doesn't even convey that which I can never unsee.

Tell me about it -- I had a job as a contractor and did most of the jobs I was assigned in Walmarts overnight..... Strange things going on in those places at night......

Turtle

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 November 2019, 19:24:35
And not all the strange things are the customers...…….. 8)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 05 November 2019, 11:21:24
And not all the stranger things are the customers...…….. 8)
Fixed it for you.  Since all customers are stranger...
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2019, 12:55:54
You have no idea. Some of the strangest things at WalMart are the decisions made by management that are, as fart as I can tell, completely independent of sense, logic, thought or even the vaguest modicum of planning. I am soooooo glad I am retired and no longer work for them!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 08 November 2019, 17:35:36
Wait, your retired?  So your sleeping in your bed all the time? 
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 November 2019, 19:16:49
Had to retire in March. My knee gave out. Then the other knee decided it was a competition....
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 November 2019, 07:42:31
That stinks.  Hopefully you can get them replaced.

(pss, don't let wombat near them...he just take'em.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 November 2019, 13:58:56
Not until I lose a lot of tonnage.  :))
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 15 November 2019, 14:15:32
Not until I lose a lot of tonnage.  :))

Maybe you can trick the Wombat into doing that.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 15 November 2019, 22:47:26
I keep picturing this happening to him if Wombat gets him.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=55527)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 November 2019, 02:46:29
[Achmed voice] That's not funny! I KEEL YOU![/Achmed voice]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 24 November 2019, 17:29:12
Worst HMO ever.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 November 2019, 22:25:39
HMO? Not hardly! HMO's are designed to prevent you from obtaining medical treatments....this is much worse.  xp
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 05 December 2019, 12:27:30
No worse than you remember you have to pay extra for Anesthesia.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 December 2019, 19:27:01
Ha! Anesthesia? THEY USE A MALLET!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 December 2019, 15:43:57
So if they use mallet on you, they going use spare parts from slightly used Manei Domini parts fix you up? (Or thy going use spare parts from a miniature Locust IIC?)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 11 December 2019, 15:58:52
I don't know which worries me more -- the Fuzzy Blue One in sight, or the Fuzzy Blue One not in sight.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2019, 13:57:54
Both. You should be equally worried either way.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 December 2019, 16:06:34
Schrodinger's Wombat
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2019, 17:52:58
We actually have a guilty party to blame for Wombat? Sweet! He is Schrodinger's fault!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 14 December 2019, 18:59:42
Schrodinger's Wombat

And from that, we get Schrodinger's Pants...... or Wombat gets Schrodinger's pants.... maybe.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2019, 01:13:24
Mothing unusual about that, other than the uncertainty about who has Schrodinger's pants.  ::)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 18 December 2019, 07:54:18
Its likely that u do Achoo. Given how many times the Wombat some hows sneaks out of them.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2019, 15:31:49
Long as it isn't my pants I don't care. That is why I don't wear pants!  >:D
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 20 December 2019, 09:55:13
(watches the Ferret policemen arrive and take the streaker reported in some weird lounge named "Achoo's Place".
After using a Blackjack calm down Achoo as they drag his pantless butt to the poky.)

Oops
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2019, 20:26:26
Achoo returns and hits Wrangler over the head with the Trout of Whap!

Repeatedly

Quite enthusiastically

Rather messily
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 27 December 2019, 21:32:47
(On the floor...bloodied and pauperized...Wrangler does not drop of his drink in his hand).
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2020, 23:23:27
Well, that is almost impressive. And decipherable.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2020, 09:48:10
I think you've hammered your point.  You like be pantless, don't care what the law says.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 January 2020, 10:01:16
Just remember that next time you varmint!
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2020, 10:06:14
NOw what do going to do?  Are you official retired from neverending task of avoiding being caught by the Wombat's hijinks?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 January 2020, 15:30:08
Well the sign does say no shit, no shoes, no service.
no mention of pants.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2020, 02:52:26
Just remember the no shit part! Nothing about shirts! Nothing about pants! You gotta have shoes, but everything else is optional baby!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 January 2020, 10:48:18
(Wrangler signs up Achoo (with forgery) for a extended tour of the House Steiner-Jade Falcon border conducting raids against various worlds to bring back riches. Like Kooken's Pleasure Pit).   

That should keep him out trouble for spell! Fairwell!
(Achoo's mercenary Ferret minions rush the bar, lift up their commander and lift him up in the air.  Then rush him to the Union Pretty in Pink and it blasts off!)
 
(After watching the dizzily fast scene. Wrangler goes back to the bar finish his drink and head to the drop port.  Another bar goers looks at him.)

What?  He said everything was optional.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2020, 23:53:28
[Achoo reappears in a swirl of pink and beats Wrangler severely about the face and neck with an entrenchment tool.]
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 16 January 2020, 14:42:34
I feel (oof) well entrenched here now.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2020, 00:16:31
You're welcome!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 12 May 2020, 01:48:28
A White cloaked cybernetic figure appears on the horizon.

Watching as someone get's a fair amount of what he assumes was love beatings from an entrenching tool.

He watches from afar... a glint off his silenced 60 caliber rifle's scope shows he means business. Mentally shaping each trajectory in his head as he computes wind, range and speed vectors quickly, thanks to his triple core processor built in his body.

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 May 2020, 08:09:16
{On opposite hill from the bar, Wrangler's Roughriders watch team observes the white figure's intentions towards the boss. Firing multiple motor shots into the tin-can like cybernetic solider/sniper sending him over there..over there...and some in someone's hair.}

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=65931.0;attach=57507)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 12 May 2020, 15:11:00
As the Roughriders launch their tin mortars at the target, one of them spies a red dot slowly moving towards them...

3... 2.. 1. Orbital bombardment from the Leviathan overhead as Sub-class weaponry descent from high above...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpdMvgQlgi0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpdMvgQlgi0)
GRAPHIC SCENE

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 12 May 2020, 22:01:14
{Sitting on his bar stool Wrangler is suddenly toss off as flash as everyone briefly blinded by flash of light from out side.  Wrangler press button on the bar and the old security monitor pops on showing carnage of bombarding of a near by bar own by  Achoo.}

Hey, are you ok? What? They did what. Well at least they missed. What?? Oh the bombard splattered their own guys.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 25 June 2020, 18:28:46
Just remember it could be worse......

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/a-giant-wombat-like-creature-once-roamed-the-earth/ (https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/a-giant-wombat-like-creature-once-roamed-the-earth/)

Scary.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 25 June 2020, 19:52:07
OMG ! ! Wombat shrunk!

Last year Wombat was Kaiju size terrorizing Shanghai.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: trboturtle on 25 June 2020, 22:23:12
OMG ! ! Wombat shrunk!

Last year Wombat was Kaiju size terrorizing Shanghai.

That was only after he put three "All you can eat" places out of business and was looking for some Rolaids.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 June 2020, 01:00:32
Does Wombat HAVE a maximum capacity for either food or "food"?
I was thinking an all you can eat place would be a trap, because Wombat would never manage to eat all that he could.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 26 June 2020, 07:44:49
Does Wombat HAVE a maximum capacity for either food or "food"?
I was thinking an all you can eat place would be a trap, because Wombat would never manage to eat all that he could.
Oh course Wombat does!  Those Hot Chilic IIC flames coming out of the dark side of Wombat is that stuff being burnt off like burn-off from natural gas (so to speak.) rig.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Sharpnel on 27 June 2020, 06:51:45
Oh course Wombat does!  Those Hot Chilic IIC flames coming out of the dark side of Wombat is that stuff being burnt off like burn-off from natural gas (so to speak.) rig.
That's Inferno Chili IIC that Wombat eats. The Hot Chili IIC is for the baby Wombats
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 18 September 2020, 12:33:36
Wombat for world leader!

Yeah!

TT
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 18 September 2020, 21:05:32
(Wombat gets a phone call. Some how on Achoo [former] smart phone.)
{Hello???? What? Sure. What pay? REALLY? They actually pay like money to run it???}
{Huh? Orders? Awwwwwww how we make more Ilan style inferno IIC factories? Oh we dont do that...i will get back to you..that job sounds boring}.

(Wombat glances to the right, at the Achoo in ice block he accidentally placed him in from last time he tried get back at him for wallet borrow situation.)
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2020, 16:17:01
Those that think I am frozen in a block of ice are quite sadly mistaken.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 November 2020, 17:57:16
Oh?  someone's started carving it?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 02 November 2020, 17:57:33
My gaud! He free! (hides the profits he hasn't been collected in months since his "Frozen episode")
Hows things?
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 November 2020, 08:59:02
No. I am not "free". I am actually rather expensive. Would you like to get tasered? I am in the mood to taser someone.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: Wrangler on 19 November 2020, 09:13:19
(Swiftly moves Truetanker in the path of the Mighty Achoo's tazer happy fingers!  However, both of them get zapped completely!  Wrangler appears be fried while, truetankers is on the ground with sparks flying from his body joints.) 

(Wrangler looks dazed looking down at his coffee he was holding, noticed it was reheated.)

Oh well, at least the coffee warm again.
Title: Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
Post by: truetanker on 20 November 2020, 22:02:00
([ Error ] Internal dampeners offline, DATsum corruption CPU1 offline, CPU2 moderate linkage detected, mainframe malfunction SiTrEp required. Core corruption anomaly detected.

BootStaRT : Skynet-R0M Blake's  Breathe protocols enable, ALPMGA @&$<=73 <#<3738#%/64739#*#&<_÷>÷]@(÷<¿)

[ Code excepted ] Authorware detected,  pass code required.

Blake's Pi is ready for brunch, serve well done. )]

Wow, electrifying,  no?

Seems my processors appear intact,  a little stimulation for the old chronometer, eh sport?

Be a good bean and fetch yourself a doozie or two?

TT