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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #150 on: 12 May 2020, 14:11:00 »
As the Roughriders launch their tin mortars at the target, one of them spies a red dot slowly moving towards them...

3... 2.. 1. Orbital bombardment from the Leviathan overhead as Sub-class weaponry descent from high above...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpdMvgQlgi0
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #151 on: 12 May 2020, 21:01:14 »
{Sitting on his bar stool Wrangler is suddenly toss off as flash as everyone briefly blinded by flash of light from out side.  Wrangler press button on the bar and the old security monitor pops on showing carnage of bombarding of a near by bar own by  Achoo.}

Hey, are you ok? What? They did what. Well at least they missed. What?? Oh the bombard splattered their own guys.
« Last Edit: 09 October 2020, 21:12:20 by Wrangler »
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #152 on: 25 June 2020, 17:28:46 »
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #153 on: 25 June 2020, 18:52:07 »
OMG ! ! Wombat shrunk!

Last year Wombat was Kaiju size terrorizing Shanghai.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #154 on: 25 June 2020, 21:23:12 »
OMG ! ! Wombat shrunk!

Last year Wombat was Kaiju size terrorizing Shanghai.

That was only after he put three "All you can eat" places out of business and was looking for some Rolaids.....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #155 on: 26 June 2020, 00:00:32 »
Does Wombat HAVE a maximum capacity for either food or "food"?
I was thinking an all you can eat place would be a trap, because Wombat would never manage to eat all that he could.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #156 on: 26 June 2020, 06:44:49 »
Does Wombat HAVE a maximum capacity for either food or "food"?
I was thinking an all you can eat place would be a trap, because Wombat would never manage to eat all that he could.
Oh course Wombat does!  Those Hot Chilic IIC flames coming out of the dark side of Wombat is that stuff being burnt off like burn-off from natural gas (so to speak.) rig.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #157 on: 27 June 2020, 05:51:45 »
Oh course Wombat does!  Those Hot Chilic IIC flames coming out of the dark side of Wombat is that stuff being burnt off like burn-off from natural gas (so to speak.) rig.
That's Inferno Chili IIC that Wombat eats. The Hot Chili IIC is for the baby Wombats
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #158 on: 18 September 2020, 11:33:36 »
Wombat for world leader!

Yeah!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #159 on: 18 September 2020, 20:05:32 »
(Wombat gets a phone call. Some how on Achoo [former] smart phone.)
{Hello???? What? Sure. What pay? REALLY? They actually pay like money to run it???}
{Huh? Orders? Awwwwwww how we make more IlClan style inferno IIC factories? Oh we dont do that...i will get back to you..that job sounds boring}.

(Wombat glances to the right, at the Achoo in ice block he accidentally placed him in from last time he tried get back at him for wallet borrow situation.)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #160 on: 02 November 2020, 15:17:01 »
Those that think I am frozen in a block of ice are quite sadly mistaken.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #161 on: 02 November 2020, 16:57:16 »
Oh?  someone's started carving it?

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #162 on: 02 November 2020, 16:57:33 »
My gaud! He free! (hides the profits he hasn't been collected in months since his "Frozen episode")
Hows things?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #163 on: 19 November 2020, 07:59:02 »
No. I am not "free". I am actually rather expensive. Would you like to get tasered? I am in the mood to taser someone.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #164 on: 19 November 2020, 08:13:19 »
(Swiftly moves Truetanker in the path of the Mighty Achoo's tazer happy fingers!  However, both of them get zapped completely!  Wrangler appears be fried while, truetankers is on the ground with sparks flying from his body joints.) 

(Wrangler looks dazed looking down at his coffee he was holding, noticed it was reheated.)

Oh well, at least the coffee warm again.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #165 on: 20 November 2020, 21:02:00 »
([ Error ] Internal dampeners offline, DATsum corruption CPU1 offline, CPU2 moderate linkage detected, mainframe malfunction SiTrEp required. Core corruption anomaly detected.

BootStaRT : Skynet-R0M Blake's  Breathe protocols enable, ALPMGA @&$<=73 <#<3738#%/64739#*#&<_÷>÷]@(÷<¿)

[ Code excepted ] Authorware detected,  pass code required.

Blake's Pi is ready for brunch, serve well done. )]

Wow, electrifying,  no?

Seems my processors appear intact,  a little stimulation for the old chronometer, eh sport?

Be a good bean and fetch yourself a doozie or two?

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #166 on: 13 December 2020, 07:35:58 »
Lurk..........lurk..........lurk..........steal a donut................lurk..............lurk....................steal truetankers beer while he reboots............lurk....................lurk..................oh! Peanuts!............................lurk....................lurk.................sneak back into hiding................
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #167 on: 13 December 2020, 08:35:20 »
Ninja Achoo! Good thing the Wob has deep pockets. Truetanker wont miss a thing!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #168 on: 14 December 2020, 18:25:41 »
Eh? Now where did I put my lubricant mug again? Daft if I can remember where. Oh well, guess I'll fill up another.

* Truetanker grabs another empty mug and proceeds to fill it from a portable dispenser found on his body. *  :o

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #169 on: 27 December 2020, 19:32:27 »
lurk................................lurk..............................sneak....................................reboot trutanker........................paint him pink with purple polka dots.............................lurk....................................sneak....................................grabs a six pack of Timbiqui dark......................sneak................................sneak...................................grab a handful of microwaveable buritos...............................sneak..............................giggle maniacally...............................return to hidey hole
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #170 on: 29 December 2020, 08:35:00 »
"...hmmm what that pink shadow blurr going by? " Wrangler mumbles to himself sipping his smooth Rum drink. 

Lordy, i thought wombat blue shadow/blurr things were bad.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #171 on: 09 January 2021, 03:19:20 »
Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly say.
I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don't speak out as plain as day?
And, fellow Texans, I'm for progress and the flag- long may it fly.
I'm a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,
I'm for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer.
And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I'll continue to stand tall.
You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya'll...

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Now, Miss Mona, I don't know her, though I've heard the name, oh yes.
But, of course I've no close contact, so what she is doing I can only guess.
And now, Miss Mona, she's a blemish on the face of that good town.
I am taking certain steps here, someone somewhere's gonna have to close her down.

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep...

And, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step...

Cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #172 on: 09 January 2021, 07:07:24 »
{Wrangler listens to Achoo for a moment and then looks at calendar checking what month.}Mmm not Easter yet....{ takes a phone from his Duster and calls in for Urgent Response} Acme Hospital? Yeah yeah it's me again. It's him again. Send a quick responders quick!

Within moments weather ambulance busts through the side walls... And suddenly they grab truetank. no you idiots. Not him this time. Him! says Wrangler.

The ferrets grab Achoo and put a straight jacket on him. Then toss him into the back of the ambulance with a thud. Then the ambulance doors are closed ferrets jump into the ambulance and drove through the hole they created.


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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #173 on: 09 January 2021, 13:33:36 »
The above was hard, I mean really hard, to follow...

Most be a different dialect I'm not use to...

But I caught the gist of things...

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« Reply #174 on: 09 January 2021, 15:57:48 »
The above was hard, I mean really hard, to follow...

Most be a different dialect I'm not use to...

But I caught the gist of things...

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #175 on: 09 January 2021, 21:35:19 »
And a Mickey Mouse waffle maker!

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« Reply #176 on: 10 January 2021, 22:44:47 »
Hehehehehe................................missed me!       ACME instant stunt double.........................................lurk..............................lurk..........................sneak..................................lurk some more...............................put a Claymore mine under Wrangler's stool...................................lurk.................................sneak......................................back inti hidey hole.........................triggers detonator.
KABOOM!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #177 on: 11 January 2021, 07:31:42 »
(Meanwhile in the air over the bar....Wrangler appears to be unconscious with concussion and from a strong drink. )



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« Reply #178 on: 12 January 2021, 06:12:56 »
ohhhhhhhhhhh..........................................................hangtime!

Oh oh..................incoming.............................uhm...............................what should I do?  Hmmmmmmm...................................what would Bugs Bunny do.........................................[Achoo pulls out an ACME Umbrella and opens it as cover.]
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« Reply #179 on: 20 January 2021, 06:50:19 »
((Explosions as flames breaks out as "Wrangler" lands in large vat of Molasses causing a flood wiping out near by Achoo themed Retirement home for wayware MechWarriors.))

((Wrangler waiting next to the director, get the nod to enter the scene))

Man, what disaster!  Thank god the sticky stuff broke my fall!  Who thunk Mopar's homebrew beer production come in handy other than a degreaser. 
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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