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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1140 on: 29 January 2017, 02:50:37 »
I'll call the Mechanic Therapist from Acme.
*Hello?  We have a Wombat related traumatization here...*
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1141 on: 29 January 2017, 06:39:16 »
How many times did you say "hello" before you realized they had hung up on you? 
give a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. 
Set him on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1142 on: 03 February 2017, 09:46:26 »
They are probably asking for details. There is usually a betting pool involved.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1143 on: 05 February 2017, 21:57:37 »
Is it bad if i can claim i'm in that betting pool and i may have perhaps won percentage of the prize?

Anyways, i believe that Rotorooter thingy-am-bob had a Manei-Domini chip in it when it was made by BoP's factory outlet. 

Wait, why heck is it growing arms and legs and spotting gun?!? 

*Drops behind the bar as rotorooter machine starts firing randomly in the bar*
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1144 on: 08 February 2017, 17:02:37 »
I am one with the Farce. The Farce is with me. The Farce will protect me from harm.   OUCH! Hey! That hurt!
I am one with the Farce. The Farce is with me. The Farce will protect me YEEOUCH!
I am one with the Farce. The Farce will ARRRRRGH! To heck with the farce!
My double barreled pump action one gauge shotgun is with me!
KABLAM KABLAM
My double barreled pump action one gauge shotgun is with me!
KABLAM KABLAM
And it will cause you lots of harm!
KABLAM KABLAM
KABLAM KABLAM


Well, that killed that.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1145 on: 20 February 2017, 14:48:58 »
Well, that's that. *holds his drink and sips it* Now you've put some nifty holes in the Bar.  Are you going get insurance claim against BoP's defective RotorRooter-Manai-Domini killer bot thing, Achoo?  I sure BoP Inc has deep pockets.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1146 on: 20 February 2017, 23:35:50 »
BoP has worse product care plans than Clangacorp. Don't bother. It's better just to go buy something NOT made by either of them. Trust me on that one.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1147 on: 21 February 2017, 01:18:20 »
If there's one thing I can guarantee, it's that 9000 series BoP cyberclones are 100% infallible
are 100% infallible
are 100% infallible
infal infal infal infal infal infal infal
This program has performed an illegal operation and must be arrested; self destruct sequence now active.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1148 on: 21 February 2017, 08:11:08 »
OH! So that's why I keep hearing those pop noises from outside.  I thought they were just wildlife.

Good thing this bar is made out of sturdy stuff, or we turn into a rather nice cratered lagoon.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1149 on: 21 February 2017, 12:11:48 »
Well, frequently replaced and repaired stuff.

Also a lot of modular construction stuff quickly and easily replaced.



And a lot of quickset armorcrete.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1150 on: 21 February 2017, 15:50:06 »
Wasn't one of the previous bar's made out of Castle Brian and other a former Tiamat "Pocket WarShip" DropShip?
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1151 on: 23 February 2017, 14:45:16 »
Yup and Yup. But Wombat happened.  ::)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1152 on: 02 March 2017, 23:58:59 »
is there a time, when Wombat didn't happen?  The little blue guy seems to have quietly slipped away again.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1153 on: 03 March 2017, 00:50:22 »
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1154 on: 03 March 2017, 11:18:47 »
When?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1155 on: 03 March 2017, 14:41:12 »
When?
11 PM.  It was way late i heard.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1156 on: 05 March 2017, 19:25:35 »
When?

O-dark thirty back before the Jihad.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1157 on: 16 March 2017, 18:16:55 »
I remember the time before Wombat. It was a magical time of karaoki and all-night posting parties...

Now get off my lawn whippersnapper!!


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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1158 on: 17 March 2017, 19:26:42 »
Well, since I sort of am stuck with running this place it's my lawn. Unless you want to take over running this place into the ground.....
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1159 on: 22 March 2017, 08:54:46 »
Into the ground???  I thought this was stationary building?  This is mobile structure with walker legs on it or something??

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1160 on: 22 March 2017, 13:35:37 »
Has anyone seen the bar? I would like to order a drink but it seems to be missing.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1161 on: 22 March 2017, 15:26:48 »
Into the ground???  I thought this was stationary building?  This is mobile structure with walker legs on it or something??


Achoo's Moving Castle?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1162 on: 22 March 2017, 18:04:21 »
Achoo's Moving Castle?
Moving Bar, being ran into the ground.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1163 on: 23 March 2017, 04:08:54 »
And yet the gauss soda machines are still here. Well I suppose I shouldbe glad it is not the plasma variety.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1164 on: 23 March 2017, 07:26:50 »
Gauss Soda Machine??? I got see how THAT works....*Wrangler to the side of the machine not quite trusting it, then puts c-bill and press the Achoola button and watches a soda shoot out of the soda dispenser.   Shooting out of the window which retracted with activation Soda Gauss machine.  Super sonic shot suddenly billows the room as everyones hears a weasel go "IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee" as Pink Achoola can plows through the critter.*

Hey, I didn't know Achoo had his own line soda.  Liquor i could believe, but sodas?
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1165 on: 24 March 2017, 02:47:19 »
Don't get the gauss pop machines angry. They take it personally and will hunt you down.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1166 on: 24 March 2017, 08:04:49 »
Is that what happened to everyone else that used to hang around here?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1167 on: 27 March 2017, 01:28:03 »
Not that I am aware of. It was my impression that Wombat stuffed them into his pouch and the have not yet managed to escape.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1168 on: 27 March 2017, 15:59:56 »
Those poor lost souls.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1169 on: 27 March 2017, 18:13:42 »
Properly screaming so loud, Wombat think's his MP3 player is playing Death Metal.

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

 

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