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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #120 on: 04 February 2011, 16:12:25 »
Wombat.

Wombat happened.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #121 on: 04 February 2011, 16:42:37 »
Trust me ~says a somewhat worse for wear SR as he crawls back out the hole in the floor before the ACME crew wallpaperes over it~ the details are best left unmentioned....ever....
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #122 on: 04 February 2011, 20:58:03 »
SOBSDD than.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #123 on: 04 February 2011, 22:39:30 »
If I had any idea what that meant, I would probably agree with you. If it's meaning has anything to do with Wombat, then Yes.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #124 on: 05 February 2011, 00:56:20 »
Same Old Bull **** Different Day
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #125 on: 05 February 2011, 01:22:21 »
Ah, yes, that is it exactly
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befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #126 on: 07 February 2011, 11:24:54 »
[Wombat, in the meantime has been developing, quietly in the corner of course, a beanie-eating sink disposal. Wombat smiles when it growls and begs for flesh and then gives it a good long sniff of a green fuzzy beanie and then proceeds to superglue it on ShadowRaven's head. The beanie-eating sink disposal begins sniffing around the room, eventually jumping on ShadowRaven.]

<<WARNING: THE GREATER ACME CORPORATION HAS CENSORED THIS MAULING>>
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #127 on: 07 February 2011, 14:45:25 »
"What on earth? Wombat, I don't look good in green, at least not green hair" Moments after he got that out he noticed the sink disposal comeing his way. With a string of words, censored for those under the age of 99, he began to run for it.



ACME trauma team alpha, better known at the A- Team arrived moments latter in their black ambulance. After a quick montage involving a lawn mower, two bicycles, a Plasma torch and TIG welder, much fool pitying, and six rolls of duct tape , they launch their monstrosity through the back wall, following it guns blazeing, leaving ShadowRaven laying where he was, in much the same condition as after the maulling.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #128 on: 08 February 2011, 09:16:26 »
[Wombat, in the meantime, appears to be pouring something into lemonade bottles wearing a hazmat suit. He returns a short time later.]

"Lemonade?"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #129 on: 08 February 2011, 12:20:00 »
Not without you filling out the 1,234,578,476 page EPA forms, a waiver from the FDA, NSA, and notes from three priests, two rabi, and a nun.


Even then.................no.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #130 on: 08 February 2011, 15:10:31 »
I would...but I think I left my stomache over there, under the juke box....
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #131 on: 09 February 2011, 11:41:52 »
Oh quit whining and go clean up your mauling.


Here is a mop and a bucket.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #132 on: 16 February 2011, 20:41:40 »
captainjohn wanders up to the bar and asks for the finest drink that the bar carries. Captainjohn quickly changes his mind and asks for a Dr, Pepper
so, we meet again, for the first time

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #133 on: 17 February 2011, 20:28:00 »
Dodger wanders in and finds a seat up the back, then proceeds to watch the anarchy.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #134 on: 18 February 2011, 09:00:30 »
[The floor drops out from under Dodger and he finds himself in the sarlacc monster.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #135 on: 18 February 2011, 11:13:36 »
if I only had a dollar for everytime I have seen that happen I would be a rich man.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #136 on: 18 February 2011, 11:54:13 »
[Meanwhile Wombat waddles in wearing a small vest, bowtie, and a tophat. He proceeds to pull several large rings out of his pouch. He carefully places them on the ground in roughly a three-ring circus formation. He thern proceeds to waddle outside and drag in several cages of velociraptors.  Unfortunately the keys seem to be missing.]

"Um...does anyone have a crowbar?"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #137 on: 18 February 2011, 13:25:38 »
WR hands wombat a crow-bar and pokes the velociraptor.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #138 on: 18 February 2011, 14:28:38 »
you sure those are velociraptors, and not deinonychus. If I am going to get mauled again, I would like to know what is doing it.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #139 on: 18 February 2011, 14:34:41 »
[Wombat claps his widdle paws together and sets out to pry open the Velocirator cage. Immediately three rather angry (and hungry) raptors run out. Naturally a funky Jurassic Park-like fog rolls in the room, obscuring both Wombat and the hungry raptors.]

<<FOG COURTESY OF ACMEâ„¢>>

"Oh, well hello there Mister Velociraptor...whats this? Oh a bow? So that would be Mrs Velociraptor then? Gotcha. Hey now, watch with the claws? Do you need a manicure? You've coime to the right place. Hey now, one at a time. Whats with the nipples...hey now. Really, I offer cheap pedicure services as well. No it won't cost you an arm and a leg. Credit plan? I can only assume your interested in a credit plan since your taking my arms and legs...mmmf. MMMFF!"

<<THE FOLLOWING SOUNDS OF HORROR HAVE BEEN REMOVED COURTESY OF ACMEâ„¢>>

[The fog clears and the only part of Wombat still there is a pair of eyeballs, still blinking, hovering in midair for a few seconds before falling to the floor like a pair of meatballs.]

**splat**

[Wombat's eyeballs slowely roll out of the room where they are picked up by a pair of inept weasel paramedics in an ACMEâ„¢ ambulance. Naturally the ambulance drives through the bar, running over Wolf Reaper in the process, and then back out again.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #140 on: 18 February 2011, 14:58:55 »
Why is it when I help the wombat I always get crushed, maimed, or reduced to ash.  I mean I am helping satan, not getting in it's way.  ;D
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #141 on: 18 February 2011, 15:04:48 »
[The ACMEâ„¢ weasel parametics pull through the bar again, do a few donuts, get a pina coloda, and leave Wolf Reaper a coupon for complimentary foot scrub and lobotomy services, courtesy of ACMEâ„¢ of course.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #142 on: 18 February 2011, 16:48:10 »
Slipping through the fog he managed to find one of the cages and slip inside, Closeing the door behind him, with a satisfying 'clank' as it latched itself shut. Turning he saw a big sharp toothed grin behind him. "Oh Hi Wombat, I thought you where outside....you're not Wombat"
Somehow the carnivorus reptiles grin managed to get larger

~scene censored do to profanity, graphic violence, cartoon violence, and more profanity~
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #143 on: 18 February 2011, 22:34:08 »
captainjohn seeing shadowravens predicament leaves to pop popcorn hoping he gets back in time for the show
so, we meet again, for the first time

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #144 on: 20 February 2011, 02:31:45 »

<Twy steps from somewhere in the fog, carrying his Lagomorph-Portable HNPPC>

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm outta bubblegum.  }:)

<Twy opens up on the raptors, vaporizing them...and ShadowRaven...and Acmetm D'Weasel-Wagontm>

Sine-ed..seal...delivered...BBQed. Who wants Veloci-chowder?   }:)

<Twy looks around>

Sorry about the mess Achoo. Let me make it up to you.  }:)

<Twy lets out a odd whistle. A Smoochum walks into the Club and begins french kissing Achoo. Then a Ditto, dressed as a pimp, walks in. He then...well, lets just that Ditto's a love machine.>

Enjoy...  [whipit]  }:)  :D  ;)
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! Now Wombat, on the other hand, would be just the ticket right about now...and guns lots and lots of guns...and nukes, lots of them, too.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #145 on: 20 February 2011, 04:22:34 »
walking back in with a bag of popcorn Captainjohn sees blood and guts in the raptor cage. Captainjohn sees a smiling twycross and offers him some popcorn
so, we meet again, for the first time

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #146 on: 21 February 2011, 00:14:34 »

Thank you sir.

<Twy takes a handful of popcorn, and offer CJ some green chicken in return>

Want some of Kat's Wasabi Chicken IIC?  :)

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! Now Wombat, on the other hand, would be just the ticket right about now...and guns lots and lots of guns...and nukes, lots of them, too.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #147 on: 21 February 2011, 11:35:58 »
[Achoo pops back into the bar, washes down the Achoo mannequin he left in charge, turns it to the left, repositions the arms, puts pants back on it, then pops out of the bar again, leaving the mannequin in charge again.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #148 on: 21 February 2011, 15:00:11 »
well this answers the question why service is so bad... Captainjohn then asks  the mannequin for a drink.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #149 on: 21 February 2011, 16:27:24 »
Reading directions
... and last door on the right.

stares at doorless opening

I see mayhem and smell carnage. This must be the place!

Strides in... and slips on gore

Barkeep! bang *slightly muffled but with a hand raised*... A serviette and a beer please?
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