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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #210 on: 15 May 2011, 04:57:48 »
So that's what a Wombat with a bear trap holding its lips shut looks like!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #211 on: 16 May 2011, 18:48:33 »
That's nothing! Wait until he eats some Chili Inferno than accidentally gets his bottom caught in a bear trap!  [rockon]




The way his eyes bug out while the pressure builds up, with no avenue of escape, is.....well, truth be told very frightening.  8)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #212 on: 16 May 2011, 23:46:58 »
It's where they got the formula for launching the space shuttle.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #213 on: 17 May 2011, 05:47:51 »
It's where they got the formula for launching the space shuttle.

If they got the space shuttle from Wombat doing
That's nothing! Wait until he eats some Chili Inferno than accidentally gets his bottom caught in a bear trap!  [rockon]




The way his eyes bug out while the pressure builds up, with no avenue of escape, is.....well, truth be told very frightening.  8)


... what did it have to do to for the Saturn V rockets!?  :o
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #214 on: 17 May 2011, 11:46:41 »
Pretty much nothing, aside from the fact that it looks like Wombat flying away after eating away on a plume of flame after eating the chili inferno. The bits that occasionally fall off are either things that fall out of Wombat's pouch, or things I would rather not know much about passing out of Wombat's butt.....which would explain the bright flares that occur after....ewwwwwww :-X
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #215 on: 18 May 2011, 13:05:49 »
[Wombat, still with the bear-trap on his lips, nods. The trap eventually falls off and catches a random waiter on the leg, causing him to scream like a little girl and dump and entire bowl of Chili Inferno on Achoo's shoelaces. Wombat quickly begins licking Achoo's shoelaces, hoping to get some of the delicious soup before it dissolves Achoo's shoes.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #216 on: 18 May 2011, 17:32:04 »
In that voice: "Housten we have ignition. I repeat, we have ignition!"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #217 on: 19 May 2011, 10:47:39 »
[Achoo notices that his shoes (and his feet) seem to have been dissolved by the Chili Inferno. Wombat, in the meanwhile, appears to be using Achoo's toenails to pick his teeth.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #218 on: 19 May 2011, 10:53:32 »
 [watch]...
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #219 on: 19 May 2011, 16:25:32 »
Well, that's a revolting development. Pardon me while I leave for a while to regenerate. [Achoo disappears in a swirl of pink while Wombat begins to percolate,,,
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #220 on: 19 May 2011, 18:27:39 »
 [watch] ...

*thinks*

wait... I'm eating food...

Wombat eats food...

What's this strange feeling crawling up my spine... Is that a violin?  [fiddle]

*unthinks*
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #221 on: 19 May 2011, 21:41:56 »
[Wombat claps when he notices SethsMatches has discovered his coat of many piranhas. Meanwhile a lone figure standing nearby scoops up the fuzzy fleabag and proceeds to put him in a potato sack and mails him to Siberia.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #222 on: 19 May 2011, 23:30:50 »
I give his return trip..... about 45 seconds..... if they are having a slow day.  ;)

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #223 on: 20 May 2011, 08:24:14 »
[Unfortunately Phacade finds a rather large bomb (and potato peels) inside the bag when he gets to his destination.]

**KA-BOOM!!!**

[Meanwhile Wombat is busilytrying to get plunger off the tip of his nose from swordfighting with a narwhal.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #224 on: 02 June 2011, 21:58:49 »
**Inigo Montoya battles both of them and tells them to prepare to die**

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #225 on: 03 June 2011, 09:19:51 »
"...not on Rex Manning day!!"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #226 on: 03 June 2011, 20:39:54 »
Why not?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #227 on: 04 June 2011, 08:56:27 »
[Wombat panics and poops a blueberry.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #228 on: 05 June 2011, 10:19:01 »
Ewwwwwwwwww!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #229 on: 06 June 2011, 00:27:24 »
[The blueberry begins singing and dancing. Pretty soon, Howie Mandel arrives and signs the blueberry up for its own reality show.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #230 on: 06 June 2011, 11:05:35 »
The Horror...  [skull]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #231 on: 06 June 2011, 23:40:45 »
Not really. Just pretty much the same old poop you see on most broadcast tv.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #232 on: 07 June 2011, 08:37:46 »
[Meanwhile, deep in the back room, the naughty marsupial struggles against the gag (and the 45 tons of concrete poured inside an ACME safe that it was sealed inside before being placed underneath the sagging bones of Walter Mondale.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #233 on: 08 June 2011, 00:01:06 »
Ahhhhhhhhh! Quiet!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #234 on: 08 June 2011, 11:23:39 »
"The only problem with gagging yourself is occasionally you throw up."

[Achoo finds a little "present" in his underwear drawer.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #235 on: 08 June 2011, 11:25:46 »
I've heard of Projectile vomiting... but Teleportation!? Wow...  [notworthy]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #236 on: 08 June 2011, 11:30:23 »
"I do birthdays and bar mitzvahs."
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #237 on: 08 June 2011, 12:21:15 »
And both are suing you for personal injuries and psychological trauma.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #238 on: 08 June 2011, 14:06:00 »
"Sue...Su...sorry, I never learned my ABC's past....what comes after A?"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #239 on: 08 June 2011, 22:10:16 »
If you are Canadian, that is pretty much the end of the sentence, so nothing except for maybe a bit of nervous silence.

If you are Italian it is pretty much at the beginning of the sentence. A=Hey!

If you are French it seems that it often appears at the end of many words for no damned good reason. And it is net even spelled with an "A"!
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