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ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #300 on: 23 August 2011, 15:20:25 »
indigestion much?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #301 on: 23 August 2011, 19:17:17 »
Naaaaww.  I bet the Wombat is just stewing up some revenge. 
give a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. 
Set him on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #302 on: 23 August 2011, 20:30:19 »
wombat + stew of any sort = indigestion
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #303 on: 31 August 2011, 06:21:50 »
Wombat + any form of food = DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #304 on: 31 August 2011, 12:29:22 »
couldn't put it better myself.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #305 on: 19 October 2011, 22:08:57 »
Well, it seems that Wombat has gotten lost somehow. A beer for everyone in celebration!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #306 on: 20 October 2011, 00:24:30 »
I'll drink to that.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #307 on: 20 October 2011, 02:11:04 »
A round on the house.... don't forget your ladders.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #308 on: 21 October 2011, 09:57:25 »
I think I will just have mine down here.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #309 on: 25 October 2011, 18:38:41 »
[Flies by and grabs his]

 [cheers]

[and then goes as skyward as he can/dares to drink his]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #310 on: 28 October 2011, 00:02:32 »
~covers his ears as the automated AA guns open up~
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #311 on: 28 October 2011, 16:34:47 »
*sigh* Who left those damned things on?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #312 on: 28 October 2011, 17:40:52 »
last person to check the Wombat traps?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #313 on: 29 October 2011, 05:33:51 »
Nobody checks the Wombat traps besides Wombat.  ::)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #314 on: 29 October 2011, 19:10:46 »
my point still stands
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« Reply #315 on: 29 October 2011, 22:43:49 »
There is only one way to check the Wombat traps.

[Opens the trap door, tosses in about a dozen armed grenades, closes the trap door lid as a series of muffled explosions occur in the Wombat traps.]

OK, I checked them.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #316 on: 31 October 2011, 00:12:46 »
**A Backsoon latches onto Achoo's left ankle**  What about a trap for that?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #317 on: 31 October 2011, 15:14:15 »
kill it, kill it with fire ~Opens up on the Backsoon, and of course Achoo's ankle, and all things attached, or in general vicinity with a flamethrower~
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #318 on: 31 October 2011, 23:35:39 »
Hey! Ouch! Stop that! Yowch! WHOAWHOAWHOAOWOWOW!

KABLAM!
KABLAM!
KABLAM!
KABLAM!


Keep shooting at me and I will reload this thing!
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« Reply #319 on: 01 November 2011, 16:16:41 »
*Points a targeting laser at Achoo.....

(A loud whistling can be heard over the din)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #320 on: 01 November 2011, 18:54:44 »
well if you wouldn't keep missing, you wouldn't need to reload. Gee can't aim and shoot with something gnawing on a limb, while being splashed with flameing petrochemicals? and you are going to handle the Wombat how?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #321 on: 03 November 2011, 00:45:59 »
Here I do not "handle" Wombat. If you had any sense at all you would know that nobody "handles" Wombat. The traps are designed to slow him down and slow him down a bit.

[Achoo teleports away in a swirl of pinkness just before the bombs land, than reappears afterwards to clean up the mess and fix the holes in the floor. Again.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #322 on: 03 November 2011, 00:48:39 »
**The backsoon gives Achoo a hug**
Backsoon: I love my little achoo, yes I do, I'll hug him and pet him and squeeze him and hold him.....

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #323 on: 03 November 2011, 12:42:29 »
ShadowRaven has lots of books, and some nice new socks that you can make holey.
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« Reply #324 on: 03 November 2011, 18:38:34 »
I have new socks? wow.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #325 on: 04 November 2011, 10:15:03 »
NO!  WAIT!   DON'T Put them on yet!   Check to make sure there's not a blue...  err,   something or other in there first. 
give a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. 
Set him on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #326 on: 04 November 2011, 23:04:54 »
What's a  Blue Somethingorother? Is it anything like a Spotted Backson or a Gottago?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #327 on: 04 November 2011, 23:22:07 »
I think he was refering to the marsupial of doom. Of course I'm not overly concerned both my feet are replacements anyway thanks to Wombat's attentions. The left was bit off, and I believe I originally lost the right in a vat of boiling acid. Or maybe it was Chilli. Been a while now. Hard to be sure.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #328 on: 05 November 2011, 01:11:23 »
ShadowRaven has lots of books, and some nice new socks that you can make holey.
**The backsoon combs Achoos beard and puts a purple bow in it**
Backsoon: Now you're all ready for the monsters ball..... though how you'll fit in it I'll never know....   :D

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #329 on: 05 November 2011, 22:58:06 »
Begone backson! There is somebody in more dire need of your attention.

By the way, are you a Spotted Backsoon, a Willbe Backsoon, or a Combing Backsoon....wait, you were combing my hair. Question answered.
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