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The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #360 on: 08 December 2011, 13:31:17 »
[As very loud jackhammer noises, and dust clouds, fill the bar Achoo takes the wreckage of his Savannah Master IIC to a garage to have it repaired, leaving the patrons of the bar to try and deal with Wombat.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #361 on: 08 December 2011, 14:32:24 »
~being quite capable of learning from experinec. Remains where he was hideing under a table muttering~ corner. structural support, roof collapse iminent...should have got life insurance.....
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #362 on: 08 December 2011, 15:17:42 »
[ShadowRaven is, however, somewhat surprised to find a blue fuzzy insurance salesman underneath the table with him. He holds out his card which, other than being filled out with crayon and has drool marks on it, seems legit; his size Extra-small suit coat and off-the-rack hat doesn't inspire confidence.]

"Good day, sir. My name is Hector Smoot and I represent ACME Life Insurance. How do you feel about Life Insurance? Because even if you have some, you can never have enough. Like, for example, what if you got hit over the head with a mallet? Would you be covered?"

[Th blue fuzzy insurance salesman pulls an impossibly-large mallet out of his pouch and whacks ShadowRaven twice.]

*WHACK!*
*WHACK!*


"See there? You could have been under the umbrella of ACME insurance if you'd signed with us earlier. Pity. The sad fact is, the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar isn't safe these days. Why you never know what could happen. Now if you sign today, I'll give you the introductory price of $300,000 C-bills. Add in Rider insurance, Research and Development, belt fees, sandwich fees, fees for fees, and my tip. Did I say tip? I meant tax. That'll be $455,000 C-bills sir. Will that be cash or charge? I'd hurry too, you never know when you could be flattened by a steamroller, hooked by a rope, and dragged by a New York city cab out the door here in the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar."
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #363 on: 08 December 2011, 15:24:34 »
Yep. I am out of here.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #364 on: 08 December 2011, 23:59:11 »
Sorry, You are never ever really out of her after you are insane, er, stupid, uhm dumb enough to enter this bar.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #365 on: 09 December 2011, 00:21:15 »
well, it WAS safer before you arrived.  However, I am afraid I will be quite unable to pay for the insurance you are offering, as I have lost my wallet, my pants, and any way of proveing I am wh I think I am. So why don't you waddle off and try and sell it to someone who is still wearing all of their clothes?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #366 on: 09 December 2011, 08:30:40 »
See, this is why I have distinguishing scars. The greatly aid identification. Oddly enough, most are from wounds recieved here. hmmm....

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #367 on: 09 December 2011, 08:58:57 »
[Wombat, in the meantime, us busily shaking an entire can of chili powder in his rectum.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #368 on: 09 December 2011, 10:24:30 »
The advantage of being a Star Trek fan. (Terra-Ble transports out.)

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #369 on: 09 December 2011, 10:29:08 »
[grabs terra-ble which then causes the transporter to malfunction with the complaint of object too big]. 

I can't leave, neither can you.    >:(
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #370 on: 09 December 2011, 10:33:08 »
Come back here coward
*BoP has his orbital artillery fire on Terra-ble as he attempts to leave*

By the way, Wombat, I am going to have to charge you for those skylights I just installed in your bar.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #371 on: 09 December 2011, 13:34:27 »
"Um...sure. Okay."

[Wombat pulls Achoo's wallet out of his pouch and hands BirdofPrey some wrinkled C-Bills.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #372 on: 09 December 2011, 20:46:43 »
(Terra-ble pulls a grenade out of his pocket.) Well might as well get this over with. (Pulls pin, lets spoon fly, tucks in his shirt, and explodes.)

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #373 on: 09 December 2011, 22:01:12 »
messy
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #374 on: 10 December 2011, 00:46:18 »
well, it WAS safer before you arrived.  However, I am afraid I will be quite unable to pay for the insurance you are offering, as I have lost my wallet, my pants, and any way of proveing I am wh I think I am. So why don't you waddle off and try and sell it to someone who is still wearing all of their clothes?

That's a silly thing to say! And quite untrue. I started this thread. I have been here since BW (before Wombat)!

And the use of orbital bombardment won't work. Weirdo is the gunner!  O0
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #375 on: 12 December 2011, 08:55:15 »
"...wait, there's an orbital bombardment gun now?"

[Wombat leaves the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar. Shortly after leaving, a rocket is heard blasting off into orbit and returning shortly later. Wombat waddles back in holding the orbital bombardment gun.]

"This is going to be much better than playing darts!"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #376 on: 12 December 2011, 10:39:26 »
Wombat! No WMD's in the bar! Park it outside!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #377 on: 12 December 2011, 12:59:22 »
[Wombat pouts.]

"...oh, okay. Fine."

[Wombat puts the WMD in his pouch, where it promptly explodes. Wombat's belly expants 20x its normal size before shrinking back down again.]

*BOOM!!*

"Now that was a spicy meatball!"
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #378 on: 12 December 2011, 21:25:37 »
you know. if science could ever determine what Wombat's pouch is actually made of, it would revolutionise so many industries. From textiles to transportation.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #379 on: 12 December 2011, 22:49:29 »
Wombat's pouch works using the twisted logic of toon physics. Completely incompatible with normal textiles to transportation in anything resembling a normal way.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #380 on: 13 December 2011, 01:00:58 »
well yes, but that's entirely besides the point.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #381 on: 13 December 2011, 01:20:31 »
Actually, it is the point in an otherwise pointless endeavor to transfer Toon physics to real world physics. All that will result from such useless attempts is the death of more poor defenseless and utterly cute catgirls.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #382 on: 13 December 2011, 01:22:39 »
the defenseless ones deserve to die anywa. Now catgirls with the brains and emotional stability to look after themselves.....
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #383 on: 13 December 2011, 10:34:51 »
They will still die. All the catgirls die. Talk about real world physics in anything BattleTechy or Toontechy just kills them.  ::)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #384 on: 13 December 2011, 17:19:41 »
I prefer to think of it as 'thinning the herd' therefore improveing the lives of those left behind.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #385 on: 14 December 2011, 01:17:33 »
Justify it however you want. Physics equals dead catgirls.  #P
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #386 on: 14 December 2011, 16:34:49 »
"..physics? Normal? Real world applications?"

[Wombat explodes. Again.]

**KaBOOM!!**
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #387 on: 14 December 2011, 17:38:50 »
hmm. Apparently Wombat has a bit of CatGiril in the family tree.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #388 on: 16 December 2011, 14:09:52 »
[A small puffed piece of Wombat goo oozes out of the bar.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #389 on: 16 December 2011, 14:49:24 »
umm?!?  What was that????
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