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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #810 on: 08 January 2014, 14:51:50 »
"It'd probably sound a bit flat..."
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #811 on: 12 January 2014, 00:15:56 »
Did somebody mention flat? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Achoo drives the lead steamroller of a 21 steamroller parade across the scene*
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #812 on: 12 January 2014, 19:26:39 »
**Gets his original hands reattached while wombat is flattened 21 times**  Ah, much better.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #813 on: 13 January 2014, 14:46:04 »
"Can we play limbo next? Because I'd totally kick-arse in that.]

[Wombat falls over, well, rather flat. Immediately the sound of a siren is heard seconds before an ACME™ Ambulance bursts through an open door. Several inept and under-qualified ACME™ weasel paramedics stumble out of the ambulance and look around.]

ACME™ weasel paramedic #8: "Hey, wait a moment. We went through an open door."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #22: "...aren't we supposed to?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #49: "Well technically, yes, but thats what we get hazard pay for; to crash through walls and reinflate flattened marsupials."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #22: "So what your saying is if we drive safely through doors and don't crash through the wall, we're being irresponsible?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #8: "Yes."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #22: "Can we just back through the wall twice on our way back out?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #8: "...I'm sure we'll be meeting contractual obligations then."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #49: "Well I'm glad we got that selled. Who's up for sushi?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #8: "No can do, last time #49 tried to resurrect the Philadelphia rolls with the ambulance battery and a defibrillator."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #22: "...it did make it taste a little more crispy."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #49: "I wanted a new pet."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #8: "Right then. We'll put on fake walrus tusks and nobody will recognize us. Lets get going so we can beat the line."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #22: "Sounds good to me."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #49: "Right-o. Does anyone else feel like we're forgetting something?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #8: "Sriracha hot sauce?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #22: "That must be it."

*beep*
*beep*


**CRASH!!**

[The ACME™ weasel paramedics jump back in their ambulance, sirens blazing, and back out through the wall of the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar (twice), and make haste for the sushi bar; leaving a very flat marsupial behind laying on the ground.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #814 on: 13 January 2014, 18:07:15 »
Don't worry
I know worst aid

Wombat

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #815 on: 13 January 2014, 23:16:16 »
[Flatbat feels much better...well kinda.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #816 on: 14 January 2014, 04:08:15 »
Here, hold this flagpole.
"Man shouldn't have to live by carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise." - Spike Spiegal

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #817 on: 14 January 2014, 13:12:29 »
And the wombat's blue glare, the ass flys through the air... gave proof to the hall, that our flag won't stay there.....

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #818 on: 17 January 2014, 21:27:52 »
*Achoo drives back thru the thread leading a weaving parade of 21 steamrollers being driven by drunken Shriners blowing party horns.*
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #819 on: 18 January 2014, 01:46:29 »
~succesfully dodges the first eleven before tripping over an empty,and ending up beneath numbers 12, 13, 15, 17, 19, 20 and 21 after which a stiff breeze picks up his paper thin form and blows it  out the window, Landing on the windscreen of a passing milk truck. Reaching for the wipers, the driver accidently hit the high beams, blinding an oncoming school bus on it's way back to depot after dropping off the last student. The milk truck then collided with a telephon pole and promptly burst into flames, while the bus hit the curb, lost control, and ran into the Solhama club, come to a rest half burried in the north wall, running over Spamalot in the process.~
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #820 on: 18 January 2014, 10:55:23 »
Wolfgar clings to the ceiling fan while all but one of the rollers drive by. The fan then gives way dropping Wolfgar on top of the last one cracking three ribs in the process
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #821 on: 18 January 2014, 18:12:26 »
~succesfully dodges the first eleven before tripping over an empty,and ending up beneath numbers 12, 13, 15, 17, 19, 20 and 21 after which a stiff breeze picks up his paper thin form and blows it  out the window, Landing on the windscreen of a passing milk truck. Reaching for the wipers, the driver accidently hit the high beams, blinding an oncoming school bus on it's way back to depot after dropping off the last student. The milk truck then collided with a telephon pole and promptly burst into flames, while the bus hit the curb, lost control, and ran into the Solhama club, come to a rest half burried in the north wall, running over Spamalot in the process.~
*BoP holds up a scoring sign*
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #822 on: 19 January 2014, 12:41:29 »
[Flatbat oozes down the drainpipe.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #823 on: 19 January 2014, 22:41:38 »
Now dash his what hi chaaall hay purade folksh! Woohoo!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #824 on: 20 January 2014, 11:57:34 »
Sweet, now I can avoid visiting the chiropractor.   :))

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #825 on: 22 January 2014, 01:01:21 »
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOKAY!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #826 on: 06 February 2014, 00:09:01 »
Alright guys.  I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I think we're all out of ass here.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #827 on: 06 February 2014, 00:28:59 »
Throws BoP a piece of juicy fruit.

All I have.
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #828 on: 06 February 2014, 11:01:00 »
We don *hic* has much hass round here, but wheeeee haz lotsa hassholz!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #829 on: 06 February 2014, 14:09:10 »
slur for yourself....
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #830 on: 08 February 2014, 13:35:45 »
Ohhhhhhhh! Itz da dhaaark bhirdhie! *hic* Haz a drhink blacky bhirdy!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #831 on: 08 February 2014, 17:55:55 »
Hey why doesn't anybody offer this birdy a drink?

ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #832 on: 09 February 2014, 00:50:59 »
because we don't have any antifreeze or 10w40?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #833 on: 09 February 2014, 19:50:19 »
Got any transmission fluid?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #834 on: 10 February 2014, 13:07:41 »
Yeah but it's type F.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #835 on: 24 February 2014, 21:08:52 »
Hiz hokay *hic* Birdie iz thyyyype fubar. Ittl worwk. *BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* skuse me.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #836 on: 16 March 2014, 03:02:04 »
Ugh. Headache. Hangover. Huh? Why do I have a traffic cone on my head?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #837 on: 16 March 2014, 17:32:20 »
because you where sleeping on the road
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #838 on: 19 March 2014, 10:17:12 »
Oh. That explains that.....
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #839 on: 19 March 2014, 12:42:05 »
That also explains the yellow stripes on your back.

 

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