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Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 57073 times)

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I hear they explode with the right liquor levels.
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Just about anything will explode with the right alcohol levels.

And as for Clang the technical description for the number of martini's he has had is really simple: He has tee many martoonies!
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For all you know I could be bleeding out in a ditch somewhere and you guys are being mean to me.
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We would not.  I fell into a pit and Achoo dropped a heavy 6-pack (it knocked me out further) and ham switch on top of me so i would starve.
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We would not.  I fell into a pit and Achoo dropped a heavy 6-pack (it knocked me out further) and ham switch on top of me so i would starve.

How nice of him... I think...
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Hey! I can be nice! Honest!   O:-)
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For all you know I could be bleeding out in a ditch somewhere and you guys are being mean to me.

NO.  You would have texted me if you were in a ditch

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Now would you have actually helped him............maybe.............maybe not.   ::)
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NO.  You would have texted me if you were in a ditch

He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there.  :D
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He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there.  :D

Someone is in a Time loop...
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He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there.  :D

Ditch?  Gutter?  It's all the same.  It's where your mind is. 

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We're all brains in meat vats anyways. What's the big difference? 
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The meat vats give us mobility. Ditches and gutters not so much, unless there's a flood.
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We're all brains in neat vats anyways. What's the big difference?

Meat!  Meat!  Neat is how you iron your under shorts.

Meat is what is for dinner

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Woem! Woem!  :P

Oh! You've seen The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra too, eh?

Effed up movie that.

* says truetanker as he emerges from the shadows... *

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Oh my gaud it's tanker ghost!
*Wrangler uses a high-beam light at the shadows where the truetanker emerges from*
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A 7' Cyborg looks back....



;D

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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A 7' Cyborg looks back....
What about a 6' cyborg?
I think we would all agree I am much less terrifying and much more personable and explosive.

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What about a 3' cyborg? 

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Depends on whether or not that 3' cyborg represents the Lollipop Guild

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Depends on whether or not that 3' cyborg represents the Lollipop Guild

I think the Guild was folded into the Munchkin Militia. 

They had a bit fight about it.

Many ankles were injured

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Then the cybernetic flying monkeys finished them off.
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Then the cybernetic flying monkeys finished them off.

Well those require a special passage to fly out of

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And just don't ask where the thrust that is allowing them to fly is coming out of.......making a wet whistling noise and raising quite a stink.
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Since Clang is the originator initial thrust should not be in question

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True, but the question should be raised as why is Clang the originator in the first place, shouldn't it be Achoo instead?

Or you for that matter?

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Can't be me. I am trying to figure out what covfefe is right now.
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Oh! You've seen The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra too, eh?

Effed up movie that.

* says truetanker as he emerges from the shadows... *

TT

I've heard I should watch it before. Odd that.
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I'm only aware of the Pelvic Thrust

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I heard of Full Thrust.  But i have never played.
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