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Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 47139 times)

Wrangler

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Hmm, i forgot he was stuck in the Jukebox. 

(Wrangler puts couple C-Bill coins into it and rewrite its songlist so all the Blake music (Blake Seldon) music isn't played.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Hmmmmm, how did this jukebox show up in the lair before I even got here? And why is the darned thing white?
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Hmmmmm, how did this jukebox show up in the lair before I even got here? And why is the darned thing white?
I had it installed, after truetanker's rampage. I removed his memory core and put it in the jukebox to keep him out trouble.   He can still talk but his voice in agony automatically set to low-volume when he starts up.  I think one his old minions painted it up in white.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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It just don't feel right. I may have to shoot the durned thing.
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Well, you can put him pain by playing stuff he don't like and you like.  He has odd tastes from what little of his play list he done.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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But I don't want to inflict the best songs to torment him on myself! Yoko Ono's Greatest Screeches.
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I'll mute that thing before it gets around to trying to play that song.
« Last Edit: 16 January 2020, 15:17:47 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Mute? I will blow it up with a Gauss rifle. No human should ever be exposed to the horror that is Yoko Ono's voice.
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Wrangler

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Just say No to Yoko Ono.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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*Wail of the Banshee's starts to play. ..

With accompanying bagpipes!

12 hour version...

TT
« Last Edit: 12 January 2020, 21:33:25 by truetanker »
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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
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[Achoo moves onto yet another lair while the last one is obliterated by a rather sustained orbital bombardment]
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[Wrangler already boosting into orbit on his company's DropShip and watches a slightly-used Tharkad-class Battlecruiser slide into orbit and bombard turetanker's juke box and the lair where he is. As the Warship adds yet a another crater to the hole filled dinning district.]



I guess the drinks will be on truetanker's clone.

[Goes to read about his job instructions about conducting raid against FedSuns and boost off with expensive booze for a Mr. M. Achoo].
« Last Edit: 02 February 2020, 19:01:05 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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It had to be done. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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I hate to see what your insurance premiums are like.  You are properly putting a bunch of insurance companies out business at rate you seem to be going.

(In near by plaza, another insurance company goes broke backing up Achoo's business enterprises.)
« Last Edit: 02 February 2020, 19:02:21 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Only 8.8mil?

Na... I'll pass.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Ajax was a subsidiary of Acme. Wombat was drawn by Acme. It's my way of getting even for everything Wombat has destroyed. One subsidiary at a time.
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Wrangler

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Ahh...thing is...truetanker walk off a orbital bombardment....just saying.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Truetanker ......... walk?  ??? He's a tanker! He doesn't walk anywhere!
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No, he rides his pony!  Pony maybe mounted on a mini-mech tread...but he still survived a orbital bombardment!!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants