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Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 63546 times)

Wrangler

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You mean the sub-sub-basement that sank down into a hole where we keep hearing screaming some kind of monster chomping on something?
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I'm sure it's fine

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Crogalgators. That is what is down there. I throw door to door salesman down there.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Yikes, hate see what HE was selling. Properly Wombat insurance.
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The Mighty ACHOO

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It is cheaper to just pay to repair the damage than pay the premiums for Wombat insurance.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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You must have modular lairs produced by the dozen from ClangoCorp
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Nope. Just the craters of the many past destroyed bars. We cap the hole in the ground and build the lair. Simpler that way. And we usually use the debris from the destroyed bars. But to be clear this is not a bar. It is a lair. Just because it has a full wet bar doesn't mean it is a bar. It is a lair, and licensed as such.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!