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Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 65763 times)

Wrangler

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You mean the sub-sub-basement that sank down into a hole where we keep hearing screaming some kind of monster chomping on something?
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I'm sure it's fine

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Crogalgators. That is what is down there. I throw door to door salesman down there.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Yikes, hate see what HE was selling. Properly Wombat insurance.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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It is cheaper to just pay to repair the damage than pay the premiums for Wombat insurance.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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You must have modular lairs produced by the dozen from ClangoCorp
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Nope. Just the craters of the many past destroyed bars. We cap the hole in the ground and build the lair. Simpler that way. And we usually use the debris from the destroyed bars. But to be clear this is not a bar. It is a lair. Just because it has a full wet bar doesn't mean it is a bar. It is a lair, and licensed as such.
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We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally more irritating. Oh, and to make a public service announcement which will probably irritate you as well.

There's no more work. We're destitute. I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Have a nice day.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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I be a mercenary and certainly not subject being sold or be broke.  Good luck to you guyz future endeavors of being used as a poke stick in your various unspeakable areas!

[Wrangler exits the Lair, Stage left and out the exit]

<Rumble of a Overlord Class DropShip can be heard jetting bluntly through the Atmosphere and streaking through space.>

« Last Edit: 10 October 2021, 20:22:22 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Gotta love WOB radio, we betray all the hits!
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Hey!That was station you changed.

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I'm already a scientific experiment, though.  I should report you for industrial espionage.

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I'm already a scientific experiment, though.  I should report you for industrial espionage.

dont bother, the last time someone did that they gave him a medal
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

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And it was a nice shiny one with a black ribbon! Well, I have been given it many times. Eight times, in fact. Three middle fingers and a bilabial fricative cluster! *sniff* *sniff* I am so proud!
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What's the matter with Eww?
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I suppose it is appropriate.

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What is appropriate? The fact that I am calling Eww out on whatever it was Eww were implying?
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Wrangler

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OH NO!  Mighty Achoo has evolved into...a....grumpy old man?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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OH NO!  Mighty Achoo has evolved into...a....grumpy old man?

Apparently not only that but a sheep farmer as well... Come on sheples! Herd around Achoo...

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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rolls eyes

This is so baaad
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You can't handle the puns of this magnitude.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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I step in for one second and I get pun-ished!  What gives?

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(Wrangler turns to see Reb make random appearance at the bar.)
Reb, how was planet Florida? I hear the gators are as big as Goliath Assaults and locals have contract mercs to get those nasty neighbors off each other's lawns.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Ahhh! The lovely planet Florida. Eww would love it! That is where I get my crocolgators! My favorite place is the island Laissez-Faire, more specifically Big Bob's Marina, home of the megacarp fishing fleet and Mary's Floribbean Cuisine Restaurant. The residents are - well - mostly weird party animal rednecks who cannot drive worth a damn. There is pretty much nothing even vaguely resembling a dress code and the bugs .................... well, they are just huge, more than slightly abundant, and many can fly. And at night they usually fly towards any sources of lights. The bug zappers can be used as perimeter defense against bug, birds, crocolgators and invading pirate raiders. And although they don't have many of their own fusion powered BattleMechs [the troops that get stationed there have those] they have a LOT of kitbashed ICE and fuel cell powered 'Mechs. And some of the best moonshine stills, rum stills, breweries and bars you will ever mostly not remember what you did there you will ever party hard and pass out within. Oh, and watch out for the mice. They look cute and friendly but your money will just mysteriously vanish when they are around.
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If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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(Wrangler turns to see Reb make random appearance at the bar.)
Reb, how was planet Florida? I hear the gators are as big as Goliath Assaults and locals have contract mercs to get those nasty neighbors off each other's lawns.

Better by far than the Planet Texas!  My dropship broke down and I had to get it repaired.  When the tech tried to rip me off, I told him I would I was going to go to the Sheriff.  He then reached under his counter and put on his sheriff's cowboy hat IIC.  He then raised the prices on me citing my attitude as a demand on his services. 

Planet Florida?  Lots of experience points for killing mosquitoes.

Achoo, I will try a bug-zapper perimeter defense, because I need to sleep at some point.

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Just don't sleep walk. It could get a bit bug zappery!  >:D
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked. And the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!