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Title: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2017, 17:02:13
Ahhhh, my new lair is finished! New throne, new walls, a roof (again! Yay!) over my throne, new exhaust fans converted from a Karnov transport, and on nobody's travel guide! (How that happened for the old one I will probably never know.)

Nice wall of TV's, a snack bar, a bar, a salad bar and a kitchenette! And I am the only one here! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 10 January 2017, 17:09:23
And not a Wombat in sight
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: trboturtle on 10 January 2017, 17:57:52
*Looks at watch.*

I would give Wombat less than 24 hours before he runs through here..... BTW, Achoo.... are those fleas glowing?

Craig
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 January 2017, 09:34:02
Nope. They are not fleas.   O:-)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 January 2017, 10:25:17
OH YEAH
*BoP busts into the newly refurbished lair.*

Hey, If I didn't do it, Wombat would have, or the paramedics.
On a side note, why did I read the title as "slightly achromatic"?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2017, 12:43:26
*Wrangler waltzes in*  Hey hey hey, the bar all restocked and everything!  What kinda loan did you get be able afford these digs, Achoo?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 11 January 2017, 13:39:49
Nope. They are not fleas.   O:-)
Then they must be...ticks. Hopefully, they are not of the large and blue variety.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 January 2017, 14:25:03
SPOOOOOON
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wombat on 16 January 2017, 14:06:59
".....aaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

*splat!*

[Wombat appears to have fallen through the outer protective shield, through the ferro-aluminum armor, and through the ceiling tile and landed in the middle of the lair, impaled from an in-flight accident on what appears to be the nose cone off a Stuka aerospace fighter. The markings along the nose cone (along with the fudge on Wombat's mouth, indicate...well really nothing, but does distract somewhat from the several dozen empty boxes of extra-strength Imodium dangling out of Wombat's pouch.]

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 January 2017, 20:19:30
*sigh*  {presses the button to have the actual bunker roof rolled into place]

You're late. You can hose off over there.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wombat on 17 January 2017, 03:35:19
[Wombat unzips his marsupial suit and has a seat on a bench while the marsupial suit waddles over to a shower and begins bathing itself. Seductively. Music begins to play from Wombat's pouch. A few asian goldfish float out of the shower drain and begin dancing with the marsupial suit. Wombat points at them and giggles.]

"I know that fish. It's name is Yu. The marsupial suit picks up the fish and won't put it down."

**everyone begins to groan as Rick Astley plays out of Wombat's pouch**
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 17 January 2017, 03:43:00
We're being rick-rolled by a irksome marsupial
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 17 January 2017, 08:14:46
Something fishy about this.  ;)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 January 2017, 00:13:07
Do you have anything that isn't breaded? 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 23 January 2017, 08:00:16
*points to the newly delivered Beer Nuts in their wrappers* I think that fills your request.  Just make sure you fill out all necessary forms to have them for your use.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 January 2017, 19:44:58
*SIGH* That didn't take long for things to get twisted.


I can't have anything nice.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 January 2017, 22:40:22
This is why we can't have nice things
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 February 2017, 06:36:07
*BoP pulls out a couple pineapples with grenade pins stuck in them*

So, I lost the shipping manifest, so I'm not actually sure if these are perfectly safe and edible novelty fruit, or explosives disguised as fruit, but at least it isn't breaded.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 February 2017, 09:44:32
Well, lets find out if they are safe.
[Quickly pulls both pins, then shoves BoP and his pineapples into a bunker rated closet and shuts the door. Achoo then legs it to hide behind his throne]
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 03 February 2017, 14:13:15
Jumpin jehosaphat!  He's bombing the poor mechanical bird brAIN! *Jumps behind the bar and takes swig of courage (C) rum as he wait for the impending explosion.*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 February 2017, 17:07:50
Where is the boom? There was supposed to be a BoP shattering boom....
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 February 2017, 22:24:47
*A muffled yell is heard*
Can someone get me a towel and a bowl?  Apparently this is a BoP Industries self-cutting pineapple, and it was set to fruit salsa.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 09 February 2017, 08:00:50
*Suddenly the muffle is drown with a Toilet flush as BoP is lost into the nether regions of the Achoo's waste recycling system. Wombat comes out of the bathroom that had BoP and says "Thanks for the Towel!" with toothy grin.*

Yeesh, that terrible way to go....he all washed up...no down?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 February 2017, 21:38:43
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.................just.................................Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!     :o
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 February 2017, 13:17:21
I have lost my will to eat Pineapple
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2017, 12:47:39
Don't use the bathroom. I have called in the HazMat team to just nuke it. It will be better and easier just to replace it. it was modular anyway. Heck, this entire place is modular. Technically this is an OmniLair, easily refitted, altered, and rebuilt by just replacing the parts you intruders destroy.   }:)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 February 2017, 20:42:33
Install the Bar Module Prime!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 27 February 2017, 21:01:13
*Weasel We-Swap-It-We-Replace-It Crew arrives, begins lug out the old nasty modules that were rendered destroyed.  Then swap in new ones (BoP Certified) Bar & Bathroom modules.  After giving Achoo's his lengthy and rather long bill that wasn't covered by the insurance company (I-Am-Insurance), they take 45 minute coffee break on his expense then wheel out with broken modules over the distance.  Suddenly a BoP DropShip comes by and bombards the area where Weasels drove off too make sure the modules are rendered "Safe to Recycle" with said weasels as well*

Glad i don't work for them. Yeash.

*Wrangler walks to the new and fully stocked bar for a Beer.*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 00:51:07
Achoo should have switched to Geiko
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 February 2017, 01:42:36
Wombat stuffed the poor Geiko gecko into his pouch. I fear for the poor gecko.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 01:57:27
What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 February 2017, 09:54:28
*The BoP Industries dropship flies over the bar and drops a brand new BoP at the front of the bar*
Sorry about the mess.  Did the weasels run over Achoo this time?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 10:30:41
no

they missed him
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 28 February 2017, 10:32:08
They got him with a 9 digit bill before your dropships bombed them.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 10:56:00
no i think they missed him
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 February 2017, 11:17:12
Lemme see that.
*BoP grabs the bill from Achoo's hands*
Hmm
What bill?
*BoP incinerates the outrageous invoice*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 28 February 2017, 11:28:13
May want to talk to your accounting department..
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 20:23:52
Yes.  They billed it all electronically.  It's all stored on the Comstar Cloud Service
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 February 2017, 23:23:19
That's OK. I loaded a really nasty virus into the Comstar Cloud Service. Should be wiping it out as we speak.   >:D


I also transferred all of my stuff out of that cloud. I have never trusted clouds. They tend to cause storms.  ::)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2017, 03:24:05
If you try to virus the cloud Comstar sends a warship to smite you

*pauses as a strange shadow passes over the Lair*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 March 2017, 08:13:34
Uh-Oh...

*Detector in slightly borrowed Computer alerts a Dante-Class Frigate has enter orbit above the lair and began firing it's Naval Autocannons on Lair.*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2017, 10:11:59
time to exit stage left
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 March 2017, 00:47:58
*Dante-Class Frigate, with typical accuracy, bombards the wrong continent, calls it good and goes off to get lost in the AFFS thread.*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2017, 04:42:14
wow.  that was a non close call
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 March 2017, 00:59:47
Well, it was sort of non close. It hit the right planet. Even the AFFS can accidentally hit the right planet.   }:)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 03 March 2017, 08:03:50
*Wrangler taps on a Noteputer while he sips his drink, when he notices a problem....as a blue Wombat bounces around ComStar Cloud*
I see what I mean about that nasty virus.....how heck did you get the blue wonder into their??
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 March 2017, 19:31:14
Not my fault. Not my problem.  8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 March 2017, 12:43:19
Not my fault. Not my problem.  8)

Not my pig.  Not my farm. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 07 March 2017, 14:27:35
Not my fault. Not my problem.  8)
You know, denial is the first sign of guilt!

*Suddenly the ComGuard security Weasels grab Achoo and runs off within in a Patty Wagon for his Re-Education.*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 March 2017, 20:49:24
Oops

I think that was the Patty Cake Wagon
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 07 March 2017, 20:55:10
Oops

I think that was the Patty Cake Wagon
What happens with those guys?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 March 2017, 08:40:18
Regardless, if Achoo is indisposed, I think I'll move in.
*BoP unpacks a BoP Industries Mobile Mad Science Kit in Achoo's office.*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 March 2017, 10:52:10
What happens with those guys?

The weasels play Patty Cake with he his .....

well...

let's just say it's like that game with the paddle and the ball and the string
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 16 March 2017, 18:48:24
So, BoP, we know thee.  What are you planning to do since you've dethroned, the Mighty Achoo?

You going fight the Wombat menace? Make the Lair great again?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 March 2017, 19:16:17
(Achoo walks out of his office with an evil grin on his face, wearing pink robes. Above acolytes of the Word of Bunny are driving off with BoP's Mobile Mad Science Kit (that is one of the problems of having them mobile). He walks over to the throne as thousands of bunnies suddenly show up holding bunny sized blazer rifles.)


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 17 March 2017, 20:18:53
What the Hair happen to you, Achoo?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 March 2017, 11:02:58
Wait.

I think I read this in the Penthouse Forum once
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 March 2017, 11:34:22
So, BoP, we know thee.  What are you planning to do since you've dethroned, the Mighty Achoo?

You going fight the Wombat menace? Make the Lair great again?
There's a draft, so I might build a wall.


(Achoo walks out of his office with an evil grin on his face, wearing pink robes. Above acolytes of the Word of Bunny are driving off with BoP's Mobile Mad Science Kit (that is one of the problems of having them mobile). He walks over to the throne as thousands of bunnies suddenly show up holding bunny sized blazer rifles.)
*A small mushroom cloud is seen in the distance as the Bop Industries Mobile Mad Science Kit's BoP Industries Certified Anti-Theft Device triggers*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 22 March 2017, 08:44:23
*Surveying what has becomes a Battlefield*
Now they WoB now Word of Bunnies?   Yeesh.  well at least the bunnies were taken out by mushroom cloud....small yield thank, gaud! 

Now take care of this Achoo who's been possessed by the spirit of the Bunny.....

*Wrangler slips POWERFUL liquor into Achoo's drink making him little dizzy.   Then throws a "Master"(C) grade Poke'ball at him capturing him.   He then calls one his insane and trigger happy MechWarriors from his merc lance to clean up the rifle toting bunnies with his Piranha BattleMech in the parking lot.  As he yells over the loud speakers "Say Hello to my many little friends"!!!  as he opens up his 12 Machine Guns making them Easter Dinner out of them.*


RATATATATATATATATATATATAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Mean while in the Pokeball, Achoo recovers (we hope)!

(http://www.gameblog.fr/images/dossiers/PokeBall_Pikachu_Pokemon_v2.jpg)


Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 March 2017, 02:53:17
Bah! Foolish Wrangler! You caught Pikachu, not PinkAchoo. And one cannot get rid of the minions of the Word of Bunny that easy because they are legion.
And they multiply really quickly. We gotta do invasions every once in a while just to cut down the excess population.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 24 March 2017, 07:34:07
Well, if they're Legion....their toast, i know certain flying turtle who despises them.  He tends to show up when they're around.

*Wrangler glances into the sky on cue as Gamera the flying turtle spins on end scene and blow torches the Bunny Legion mistaking it for actual Legion of monster legend (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamera_2:_Attack_of_Legion) (due to being pulled into a shell, he can't see he can tell parties involved with Legion is around...) as he spins by.  Also accidentally blow torching Acho's collection of slightly use Hetzer tanks he was using for spare parts.*

Anyone want's roast rabbit?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 March 2017, 05:26:17
Will we be having that with turtle soup?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 26 March 2017, 07:35:47
Unless you like Inferno IIC grade hot in your soup, and the big guy don't seem to like talk of him being turn into soup....
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 March 2017, 07:40:56
So he's a Snapping Turtle  ;D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 March 2017, 01:20:33
Ahhhh! Gamera! As they are now doing him in CGI we can have him as soup. Or better yet I will let HIM deal with him.

(With that Gamera disappears in a swirl of pink and a pink bunny doll drops to the ground where Gamera was.)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 March 2017, 06:57:22
Gamera has been banished to the pink
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 March 2017, 17:35:34
Somebody had to do it. The Kurita Cretins certainly couldn't.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 March 2017, 10:38:24
They're still using flip phones
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 31 March 2017, 11:56:48
They're still using flip phones
They have mad texting skills, so they can over come the issues.  Smart Phones are Lostech for the Kuritans.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 April 2017, 12:29:56
never looked at it that way

would explain the thumbs of death maneuver
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 April 2017, 17:55:23
But only if you swipe to the left.    ::)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 April 2017, 15:08:18
Im not a swiper
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2017, 19:35:51
And here I was always picturing you looking like the image below.  O0  Now I am sad  }:)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 05 April 2017, 12:45:50
So you were sideswiped?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 April 2017, 23:37:23
Is that better than a reach around?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 11 April 2017, 13:44:59
*Wrangler has his hacker friend tap into the Word of Bunny cybernetic network and army return totheir bunker/burrows and go into years(s) long hibernation mode*
Goodnight, hope your batteries run out tonight!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 April 2017, 03:33:48
And her I was always picturing you looking like the image below.  O0  Now I am sad  }:)

U can still picture me that way  8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 April 2017, 10:00:24
LOL!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 April 2017, 02:26:13
There are much worse ways you could picture me
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 April 2017, 21:12:09
Me too. I once grossed somebody out by saying "Imagine me in speedos!"
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 16 April 2017, 00:45:31
My gaud, that horrible thing to do someone!  ;D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 April 2017, 01:53:05
 :D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 April 2017, 13:57:24
Had a group of French Canadians out here once that decided to go to beach in Speedos.

When they got to work on Monday the asked,"MM why at beach they call us ...."

 ;D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 April 2017, 23:37:14
At least they called them.....   In my case they run away screaming about their eyes and something about a nightmare that will haunt them for the rest of their lives......   :-\
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 April 2017, 13:11:53
At least they called them.....   In my case they run away screaming about their eyes and something about a nightmare that will haunt them for the rest of their lives......   :-\

Oh that's just the girls  ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 April 2017, 12:09:08
 :D  ^-^
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 22 April 2017, 22:54:49
Nice thread.... For now... It'd be a shame if someone wrecked it.  >:D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 22 April 2017, 23:35:41
OMG!  Its a Ghost!

The mystical man known as Clangador!

OOC: Welcome Back
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 23 April 2017, 03:51:45
OMG!  Its a Ghost!

The mystical man known as Clangador!

OOC: Welcome Back

Well Mopar called me in tears begging me to post something here, so here I am.  O0
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 April 2017, 21:59:05
We missed you Clang!


(I need to work on my aim damnit!)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 25 April 2017, 01:08:02

I'm always around just not in the same places.  :D

Or I just get lost. In Space. On some island with a professor or a smoke monster.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 April 2017, 22:39:56
Cue the Lost In Space music !
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 April 2017, 01:12:07
[The Looney Tunes theme music starts playing.]
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 April 2017, 03:24:02
Achoo!  You put the cassette in backwards!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 26 April 2017, 13:45:53
Music played backwards?!?!? You trying to summon the ....WOMBAT??!!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 April 2017, 01:18:11
Nope, Tabmow. the anti=Wombat!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 April 2017, 05:51:20
Tabmow is greek for Hello Kitty
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 29 April 2017, 09:56:30

Why is this kitty always saying hello!?!
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Post by: Wrangler on 29 April 2017, 11:29:28
Cat getting kickbacks, to wave back.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2017, 10:25:55
Woem! Woem!  :P
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 30 April 2017, 23:53:24
Woem?  What heck is that...

HEY this the 100th post! *sparks fireworks inside the bar....setting it on fire...*
Nothing worry about nothing worry about it.....*Wrangler rushed out and uses a 15-ton Pompier FireMech put out the quickmoving fire flooding the bar with fire foam.*

(http://cfw.sarna.net/wiki/images/f/fa/Pompier.jpg?timestamp=20100220173333)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 01 May 2017, 00:11:42

A What!?!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 May 2017, 06:44:58
A What!?!
Its fire rescue mech from TRO: Vehicle Annex, it also comes equipped with a Fluid gun which you can load with all sort of things.

Such as BEER!   *Fires Beer at various people in the bar*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 May 2017, 14:41:00
Its fire rescue mech from TRO: Vehicle Annex, it also comes equipped with a Fluid gun which you can load with all sort of things.

Such as BEER!   *Fires Beer at various people in the bar*

Could it be loaded with Fushionaires? 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 May 2017, 15:15:10
Could it be loaded with Fushionaires?
But of Course!  However it may come out weee bit strong, like in the high 20 PSI or more..
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 May 2017, 15:44:27
But of Course!  However it may come out weee bit strong, like in the high 20 PSI or more..

That's OK I can handle it
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Post by: Wrangler on 01 May 2017, 15:48:59
*Fires the Fluid Gun of Fushionaires drink mix at MoparMessiah filling him like human Blueberry!*

It appears Mopar's engine maybe flooded.

*watches mini-Wombats scurvey out singing some weird "Wompa" song and rolls him out view*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 May 2017, 15:53:04
keep rolling rollin rolling

keep rolling rollin rolling

keep rolling rollin rolling
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Post by: Clangador on 02 May 2017, 01:09:27
But of Course!  However it may come out weee bit strong, like in the high 20 PSI or more..

And/or Soylent Green!??
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 01:33:44
Only with the proper permits and an import license from the Confederation.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 02 May 2017, 06:17:53
In mean while.....*Wrangler fire the FireMech's fluid gun at the dimishing fire <<<<splaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!!!>>> but soon discovers he hadn't switched tanks of fuel/ammo from the Fushionaires causing the fire to flame on and burn fake wood flooring!*

ACK!  Distracted Mech driving!!! 

*He fumbles and uses the Mech's CHAINSAW try dash fire out while switching tank to fire suppression foam! <<<Grrrrrrrrrrrrr>>>*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 May 2017, 11:07:57
Fushionaries are highly flammable
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 21:56:20
And Wrangler is a very bad pilot. No soup for him!

(The roof of the lair opens up and there is a loud KAWHOOSH!!! as the part of the lair that is on fire, and Wrangler in his miserable excuse for a 'Mech, get ejected from the lair. Replacement sections for the ejejected parts of the lair rise up from below as the roof of the lair closes back up.)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 May 2017, 00:09:23
The lair James Bond features are pretty cool.   8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 03 May 2017, 17:23:51
*From a floor board near the bar, Wrangler Pops up from the floor.*

Well, that was hair raising experience.  Good thing there was floor ejection.  Climbing out of that Rent-a-Mech thing was pretty hairy.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 May 2017, 01:31:40
The entire floor ejection is a nice feature. So is the turboprop exhaust fan above the throne.   8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 May 2017, 09:30:04
The entire floor ejection is a nice feature. So is the turboprop exhaust fan above the throne.   8)

Well with the gases generated by the throne that was mandated by the Star League
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 06 May 2017, 14:16:04
Is this approved by the League of Lunas?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 06 May 2017, 16:56:50
Is this approved by the League of Lunas?
Gentlemen running it?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 06 May 2017, 22:47:47
Gentlemen running it?

Gentlemen!?! Where??
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 May 2017, 07:19:07
Gentlemen!?! Where??

None here my liege
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 07 May 2017, 17:30:02
Over there! *Wrangler Points* under the stage! Their is a trap door!  Beware, I've heard of many of soul losing their way in the netherlands of the Underground of which the ancient ruins of previous Lairs were located and still connected.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 May 2017, 20:53:20
That's just the Monks
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 09 May 2017, 00:29:54
That's just the Monks


History monks? Time monks? What kind of monks are we talking about here?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 May 2017, 08:18:42


History monks? Time monks? What kind of monks are we talking about here?

Monks are the monsters that go bonk in the night
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 09 May 2017, 13:57:39
Monks are the monsters that go bonk in the night
They do not, they take a vow of celibacy.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 May 2017, 23:32:29
I took a vow to celebrate.   ;D   Then I got a job at Wal*Mart.   :'(
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 10 May 2017, 00:23:53
Well I bought a pound of olives to celebrate my new job and I ate them all. Yummy.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 10 May 2017, 00:24:25
I really like olives, by the way...  [drool]
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 10 May 2017, 06:29:17
Olives may not like you.....*peers sees a pac man looking olive start to chase Clangador for certain crimes against Olives*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 10 May 2017, 09:26:41
Those damn olives will be the end of my yet!

***Clang hops in a nearby wormhole and ends up in Galaxy 323 37 billion years in the future.***

I wonder if they have hamburgers here.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 May 2017, 00:19:13
In Galaxy 323? Hah! You wish! No cows, just pseudo-soy sorta stuff. Especially 37 billion years in the future. If you had gone only 10 billion years in the future you could have hunted the cowmanoids, but by 23 billion years in the future all lifeforms had become vegetable based. You might as well come back, kill the olive pacman and have a beer.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 11 May 2017, 07:01:49
He could go to the bar at end of the universe. There likely to have stuff imported from other universes. I hear guys like DC's Lobo hang out there. Rough crowd.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 May 2017, 17:37:31
If there are olives in the future than there can still be Martinis
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 11 May 2017, 21:38:11
Killer Olives perhaps, we don't make the universe. It makes itself!  8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 12 May 2017, 01:24:06
Ugh.  >:(

***Clang hops a wormhole to Milliway's aka The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.***
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 May 2017, 12:28:30
Ugh.  >:(

***Clang hops a wormhole to Milliway's aka The Restaurant St the End of the Universe.***

Oh!  Try the beef
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 14 May 2017, 16:51:47
Aren't they famous for their Milkway bars?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 14 May 2017, 23:23:39

***Clang drinks 42 pan galactic gargle blasters and transcends this mortal plane of existence.***
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 May 2017, 06:22:45
Uh-oh.  He's gone for sure.  Time for the backup plan.

*Wrangler goes to one hidden panels of the Lair's bar which he discovered one drunken stoopr one night.  He opens a panel marked (backup) and open it.  Inside are some toggle switches and large metal lever with yellow & black warning stripes on it. Each of the Toggle switch has bar patron's name above it.  Wrangler flips the "Clangador" switch and pulls the hard to move lever to the down position.*

**From a side wall, a panel flip open and a slide comes out of the wall.  Moments later, a brand new Clangador down the slide with drink in his hand and still out-cold.  Wombat giggles in the back of the bar and uses one of his blackmarkers and draws a monical and mustache on him while new "Clangador".  He then tries go up the slide after doing so see what thing yet to be re-explored as the slide retracts and closes up.**

Well, he's back again.  Perhaps drunker...
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 May 2017, 19:28:37
***Clang drinks 42 pan galactic gargle blasters and transcends this mortal plane of existence.***

42 is always the answer
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2017, 16:11:42
Unless it isn't.  O:-)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 May 2017, 22:40:43
Unless it isn't.  O:-)

I don't recall that ever happening.  At least not to the right question. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 01:04:40
***Clang falls face first on the floor mumbling something about olives. ***
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 17 May 2017, 06:47:01
Get some Olives to that man, Pronto!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 May 2017, 14:53:04
How many Martinis did he have?

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Post by: Clangador on 18 May 2017, 01:06:53
How many Martinis did he have?

The usual amount. 42.  :D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 18 May 2017, 07:13:12
Don't explode into flames by having too many of them!  Like having a flaming Moe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LkH-1JiA-E) without blowing out the fire!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 May 2017, 13:54:43
The usual amount. 42.  :D

You know that would kill you, right?
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Post by: Clangador on 19 May 2017, 16:58:40

Are you sure? I thought I read in a book 42 of anything was a okay amount to have.
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Post by: Wrangler on 19 May 2017, 22:24:22
I hear they explode with the right liquor levels.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 May 2017, 00:34:49
Just about anything will explode with the right alcohol levels.

And as for Clang the technical description for the number of martini's he has had is really simple: He has tee many martoonies!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 21 May 2017, 03:31:22
For all you know I could be bleeding out in a ditch somewhere and you guys are being mean to me.
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Post by: Wrangler on 21 May 2017, 07:37:18
We would not.  I fell into a pit and Achoo dropped a heavy 6-pack (it knocked me out further) and ham switch on top of me so i would starve.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 21 May 2017, 09:40:25
We would not.  I fell into a pit and Achoo dropped a heavy 6-pack (it knocked me out further) and ham switch on top of me so i would starve.

How nice of him... I think...
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 May 2017, 23:13:29
Hey! I can be nice! Honest!   O:-)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 May 2017, 18:29:08
For all you know I could be bleeding out in a ditch somewhere and you guys are being mean to me.

NO.  You would have texted me if you were in a ditch
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 May 2017, 23:12:29
Now would you have actually helped him............maybe.............maybe not.   ::)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 24 May 2017, 01:05:09
NO.  You would have texted me if you were in a ditch

He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there.  :D
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 May 2017, 06:51:01
He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there.  :D

Someone is in a Time loop...
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 May 2017, 14:17:59
He's not mentioning he was the reason I was in the ditch in the first place and I was texting to chew him out for putting me there.  :D

Ditch?  Gutter?  It's all the same.  It's where your mind is. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 24 May 2017, 16:48:53
We're all brains in meat vats anyways. What's the big difference? 
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Post by: Sharpnel on 24 May 2017, 16:50:39
The meat vats give us mobility. Ditches and gutters not so much, unless there's a flood.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 May 2017, 21:19:44
We're all brains in neat vats anyways. What's the big difference?

Meat!  Meat!  Neat is how you iron your under shorts.

Meat is what is for dinner
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 24 May 2017, 21:52:12
Woem! Woem!  :P

Oh! You've seen The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra too, eh?

Effed up movie that.

* says truetanker as he emerges from the shadows... *

TT
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 May 2017, 22:10:13
Oh my gaud it's tanker ghost!
*Wrangler uses a high-beam light at the shadows where the truetanker emerges from*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 24 May 2017, 22:37:28
A 7' Cyborg looks back....

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/TechnoGothic/CYBORGS/TriaxBorg01-BW--b.jpg)

;D

TT
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 May 2017, 23:40:45
A 7' Cyborg looks back....
What about a 6' cyborg?
I think we would all agree I am much less terrifying and much more personable and explosive.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 May 2017, 10:44:09
What about a 3' cyborg? 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 May 2017, 16:45:17
Depends on whether or not that 3' cyborg represents the Lollipop Guild
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 May 2017, 11:44:46
Depends on whether or not that 3' cyborg represents the Lollipop Guild

I think the Guild was folded into the Munchkin Militia. 

They had a bit fight about it.

Many ankles were injured
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Post by: Wrangler on 30 May 2017, 12:05:25
Then the cybernetic flying monkeys finished them off.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 May 2017, 13:05:26
Then the cybernetic flying monkeys finished them off.

Well those require a special passage to fly out of
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 May 2017, 22:11:39
And just don't ask where the thrust that is allowing them to fly is coming out of.......making a wet whistling noise and raising quite a stink.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 May 2017, 01:49:34
Since Clang is the originator initial thrust should not be in question
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Post by: truetanker on 31 May 2017, 08:19:10
True, but the question should be raised as why is Clang the originator in the first place, shouldn't it be Achoo instead?

Or you for that matter?

TT
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 May 2017, 14:10:31
Can't be me. I am trying to figure out what covfefe is right now.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 02 June 2017, 01:44:09
Oh! You've seen The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra too, eh?

Effed up movie that.

* says truetanker as he emerges from the shadows... *

TT

I've heard I should watch it before. Odd that.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 June 2017, 11:04:23
I'm only aware of the Pelvic Thrust
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 03 June 2017, 12:10:19
I heard of Full Thrust.  But i have never played.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 June 2017, 10:25:12
Achoo attempted Full Thrust once.

He lost a hip. 

 :D ;)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 05 June 2017, 11:09:51
So he's that hip?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 June 2017, 12:46:31
He's hell o hip

Or his hip is hell

One or the other
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 June 2017, 23:18:15
 :'(      My hip is hell. My knees are hell. My ankles are hell.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 06 June 2017, 00:01:14
I heard of Full Thrust.  But i have never played.

I've only played half thrust but it was only half as good as full thrust.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 June 2017, 14:30:54
I've only played half thrust but it was only half as good as full thrust.

Does Quarter Pounder best describe your brain? 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 07 June 2017, 00:55:51
Does Quarter Pounder best describe your brain?

As long as there is cheese and bacon with that.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 June 2017, 02:20:55
And a supersized side order of completely and utterly fried!   O:-) ;D O0 ^-^
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 07 June 2017, 08:17:44
And a supersized side order of completely and utterly fried!   O:-) ;D O0 ^-^
Where you placing these orders? At McWombats?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 June 2017, 15:15:34
And a supersized side order of completely and utterly fried!   O:-) ;D O0 ^-^

I see Achoo understands the problem
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 June 2017, 20:56:16
I work at WalMart. I don't just understand the problem, I live it on a daily basis.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 June 2017, 11:27:28
I work at WalMart. I don't just understand the problem, I live it on a daily basis.

Feel sorry for the people at my Walmart.  Actually I have three Walmarts all 15 minutes from me. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 June 2017, 00:24:37
Market oversaturation.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 09 June 2017, 00:46:49
Or the Walmarts are surrounding Mopar's place just biding their time before the attack.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 09 June 2017, 15:59:26
Are the buildings mechanized?  Like Mobile Structures with hide-way guns?  Big Bolo-Marts?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 June 2017, 20:41:49
Or the Walmarts are surrounding Mopar's place just biding their time before the attack.

Hmmm - they could be.  God I hate that place almost as much as Achoo. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 June 2017, 22:25:33
Uhm, need some clarification. Is it "I hate that place as much as Achoo hates the place" or "I hate that place almost as much as I hate Achoo"?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 June 2017, 00:58:24
Could be both?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 June 2017, 07:11:50
No explained if these Walmarts surrounding Mopar's place are mechanized, mobile and apparently armed to assault his place with either firepower or cheap swag at low prices.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 June 2017, 09:19:14
Uhm, need some clarification. Is it "I hate that place as much as Achoo hates the place" or "I hate that place almost as much as I hate Achoo"?

The former good Sir, the former.   O0
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 12 June 2017, 18:45:07
I love my Wallyworld! One can find discounts in the clearance aisle, even liquor!

Yeah, they had a clearance sticker on a Model 5-Pack... I didn't think it came as any way smaller!

Too bad it twas Sunday!

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 June 2017, 18:47:10
I love my Wallyworld! One can find discounts in the clearance aisle, even liquor!

Yeah, they had a clearance sticker on a Model 5-Pack... I didn't think it came as any way smaller!

Too bad it twas Sunday!

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Wait minute, isn't that suppose to be a funpark??
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 12 June 2017, 18:51:08
Well if it was good for the Griswolds, then it is good for me!

 ;D

Now about that European vacation trip, would I be able to find a gullible pretzel girl?  O:-)

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 June 2017, 20:45:42
I love my Wallyworld! One can find discounts in the clearance aisle, even liquor!

Yeah, they had a clearance sticker on a Model 5-Pack... I didn't think it came as any way smaller!

Too bad it twas Sunday!

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You in a Blue Law State?

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 June 2017, 22:06:32
You in a Blue Law State?
If he is, he properly paints the town Red on Saturday Nights.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 12 June 2017, 22:35:50
Now where have I said what state I live in again?

Oh yeah!

Gencon
500 race
VP Pence's state

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 12 June 2017, 23:03:35
Now where have I said what state I live in again?

Oh yeah!

Gencon
500 race
VP Pence's state

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Alaska?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 June 2017, 07:57:43
Now where have I said what state I live in again?

Oh yeah!

Gencon
500 race
VP Pence's state

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The State that has a T-Shirt for sale in the airport gift shop that says "Nothing to do since 1856"  - that State? 

Cause I've been there and it's dudsville
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 13 June 2017, 18:32:07
That might have been the old airport, the new one is across the street!

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 June 2017, 20:00:25
There is a few things to do in the state of Pence.   #P


We just cannot talk about them here because they violate the rules.   >:D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 June 2017, 01:36:44
That might have been the old airport, the new one is across the street!

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I was there in 2008 to see the airport and computer factory. 

My hotel was right by the airport and it sucked. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 June 2017, 09:12:12
I'M SORRY WHAT?  I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE 747 TAKING OFF.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 14 June 2017, 20:12:29
How are you deaf???  Were under underground in a Lair with a bar!  :o
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 June 2017, 23:49:19
How are you deaf???  Were under underground in a Lair with a bar!  :o

He has a airplane soundtrack playing in his head
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 June 2017, 02:15:33
Sorry, Left the exhaust fan running in the bathroom.

[Achoo opens the door to the bathroom and suddenly there is a gale force wind being sucked from the lair through the bathroom door. Suddenly the sound of something that pretty much sounded like a C-130 taxiing past begings to rapidly spool down and the force of the gale begins to rapidly abate]

There! That's better!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 June 2017, 03:13:54
He has a airplane soundtrack playing in his head
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading only.  There is no stopping in the red zone.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 June 2017, 03:29:37
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading only.  There is no stopping in the red zone.

See he's watch Airplane again

Plus I think he talks Jive
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 June 2017, 03:37:41
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 June 2017, 07:34:00
See he's watch Airplane again

Plus I think he talks Jive
Surely you can't be serious?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 15 June 2017, 08:31:19
I'm quite serious and don't call me Shirley.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 June 2017, 08:33:17
But, he has a drinking problem.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 15 June 2017, 17:50:24
Oh those type of rules.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 15 June 2017, 22:23:47
Today was the worse day to quit sniffing toxic fumes....

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 16 June 2017, 06:34:47
What's going on? We have a right to know the truth!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 16 June 2017, 07:30:04
The Truth is illusory, much like Happiness and the perfect Cup of Coffee.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 16 June 2017, 07:32:21
I believe, good sir, your cup of tea needs more rum!

*Throws a crumpet at Wrangler*

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 16 June 2017, 08:03:58
*Wrangler is knocked out with the blow, but not before as he losing consciousness throws a week old muffin at truetanker and leaving a dent in his armor*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 June 2017, 00:49:14
As always it breaks down to a Pastry fight
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 17 June 2017, 01:30:03
Pastry only, gentlemen. There will be no fruitcake-based projectiles allowed in this kerfuffle.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Clangador on 17 June 2017, 04:24:01
***Pulls out an olive loaf***

I'm ready.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 June 2017, 06:16:42
*Flings a Cheese Danish at Clang*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 17 June 2017, 06:54:21
*recovers and hears words "FOOD FIGHT" in so many words. He then tips over one of the square tables on it's side and flings frosting covered Texas donuts at Mopar to make sure those Danishes don't come his way!*

*splat!*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 17 June 2017, 09:11:50
*Grabs Shrapnel and starts hitting people with him.*

What? You didn't say I couldn't use a fruitcake person...

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 17 June 2017, 13:28:31
*falls to the floor unconscious*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 18 June 2017, 10:48:00
*Grabs Shrapnel and starts hitting people with him.*

What? You didn't say I couldn't use a fruitcake person...

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Pastries...not fruit. Like this!
*Wrangler hand plants a flaming Alaskain cream pie into truetanker's grill aka face.*

(Splat!)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 18 June 2017, 18:14:04
* Throws a case containing, Bakpia Pathok, Banbury cakes and Bakewell Pudding at Wrangler, accidently hitting Mopar in the chest! *

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 18 June 2017, 18:28:42
There goes his paint job.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 June 2017, 19:07:01
Achoo tosses an odd pink grenade into the room. There is an odd paisley explosion that fills the entire lair with hot buttered popcorn.......
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 21 June 2017, 19:13:08
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!  IT MILDLY BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 June 2017, 23:44:10
But it is buttery.......
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 22 June 2017, 04:06:29
and thus making everything and everyone <dramatic pause> very tasty
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 22 June 2017, 21:10:00
Achoo... the third pink meat!

Now for something stupid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gENjTs8VskQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gENjTs8VskQ)

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 23 June 2017, 00:02:46
http://geekologie.com/2017/06/i-taste-a-party-edible-bubble-blowing-so.php  (http://geekologie.com/2017/06/i-taste-a-party-edible-bubble-blowing-so.php)A thing Achoo would like to add to the bar.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 June 2017, 00:42:29
Who says that I don't? I just cannot get to it right now because I, and everyone else in the lair, are buried under popcorn.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 23 June 2017, 10:14:28
We should get the Ferrets to eat us out of here.  Least no one won't go hungry.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 June 2017, 03:32:44
Is it buttered popcorn?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 June 2017, 02:13:45
Hot, buttery and fresh from the dimension of popcorn.  8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 26 June 2017, 06:36:18
I'd feel bad for anyone living there if there was only popcorn there to begin with....

Power of nuclear fire of the billion suns cooking & popping popcorn from a mysterious source with oceans of hot butter.

*crunches on some popcorn*
Cosmically delicious.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 July 2017, 20:51:02
OMG.  Achooo  did you trip over the power wires again???  Whole thing had lights out for at least week!  ::)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 July 2017, 21:40:54
We even lost cable TV and the internet connection! Can't be my fault, I paid all of the bills.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 July 2017, 22:30:33
*Glances at recently arrive Master Charge "Achoo Edition" credit card bill.*

I think your friend, Mr. Wombat may have spent your money from your account before the payments were made...
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 July 2017, 01:53:15
I swear it was 2 weeks.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 July 2017, 02:00:47
Almost.  :'(
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 13 July 2017, 06:57:32
It felt like an Eternity, being homeless is what it felt like to me.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 July 2017, 15:58:37
In a way, it was.  :'(
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 17 July 2017, 21:54:02
Well, you don't need worry about it Achoo. The Lair has nice big fat warranty / insurance plan.  That's why it's modular now!  Though a underground cave decked out with parts of DropShip's interior suspiciously stolen may perhaps be questionable.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 July 2017, 01:49:26
Nothing was "suspiciously stolen". We flat out salvaged it from all of the dropships that have been crashed in the CBT threads. And there is a LOT of those. As well as some warships.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 18 July 2017, 09:47:53
Isn't that how Wombat flew off with last lair?  ???
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 July 2017, 15:21:42
Wombat flew off with the dropship that later crashed into the old lair. I still maintain that it committed suicide.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 July 2017, 04:28:28
The lair, the Wombat or the dropship? 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 27 July 2017, 04:42:12
All three? Though Wombat obviously failed.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 July 2017, 06:23:08
The Wombat never fails, just his actions are misinterpreted
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 27 July 2017, 06:25:53
Technically, Wombat's dropship didn't crash.  One of those fancy Republic Dropships got shot down by the Wombat and it became the last lair we had.  Then Achoo was stuck in the plumbing when the Ferret's union didn't do their job fully.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 July 2017, 04:49:15
When does a Union do a full job?

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 30 July 2017, 08:10:25
When does a Union do a full job?

When they strip your Mopar garage of its parts!

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 July 2017, 08:14:23
When they strip your Mopar garage of its parts!

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So never  8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 30 July 2017, 14:16:46
but why are those Ferrets giggling and using small 1980s Dodge Rampage (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LWD47tYvGZU/UBseq2Kmc7I/AAAAAAAAABQ/wPAIQ8LeHO0/s1600/dodge-rampage-05.jpg) to drive off with your stuff?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 August 2017, 00:53:44
but why are those Ferrets giggling and using small 1980s Dodge Rampage (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LWD47tYvGZU/UBseq2Kmc7I/AAAAAAAAABQ/wPAIQ8LeHO0/s1600/dodge-rampage-05.jpg) to drive off with your stuff?

Come on.  You know that's a dream.  There are no running 80 Rampages on the face of the earth
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 August 2017, 20:10:31
Come on.  You know that's a dream.  There are no running 80 Rampages on the face of the earth
Were not exactly on Earth.  Remember? *points to the 3 moons rising over the horizon.*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 August 2017, 05:10:51
Were not exactly on Earth.  Remember? *points to the 3 moons rising over the horizon.*

Now you want me to believe that Rampages run in outer space?

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 02 August 2017, 06:36:19
Now you want me to believe that Rampages run in outer space?
Would YOU want those things on the planet if you could help it?

In meanwhile, the Ferrets seems have driven off with your stuff!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 August 2017, 07:38:01
*checks inside robes*

No I got all my stuff
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 03 August 2017, 06:50:35
Hmmm....they must bagged BoP's stuff then.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 August 2017, 09:24:25
Hmm, that's unfortunate. . .
for them.
*BoP pulls out a remote detonator*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 03 August 2017, 20:23:50
*Watches BoP press the detonator...unfortunately apparently the explosives were in piece left (by accident) in Achoo's bathroom where Achoo was sitting on this throne....then see's pink Achoo streak across the air from his private throne room into the escaping Rampage pickup-car causing it to crash into Achoo's Hetzer.*

Clever.  Was that on purpose??  :o
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 04 August 2017, 16:31:47
then see's pink Achoo streak across the air

My eyes!

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 August 2017, 01:15:19
No one wants to see Achoo naked. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 August 2017, 00:07:00
(Especially me!!!)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 21 August 2017, 07:11:40
Then stop streaking across the sky!  For months!!!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 August 2017, 01:38:38
That wasn't me. Honest! I don't have the thrust to weight ratio for that!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 22 August 2017, 07:25:59
With enough thrust, a cement truck can be made to fly.  I serious don't think a pink Pikachu won't be able to accomplish that.  ;)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 August 2017, 23:15:42
That wasn't me. Honest! I don't have the thrust to weight ratio for that!

That's a LOT of thrust
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 August 2017, 00:13:45
I know. Mind you I have lost 50 pounds in the last year, but still.............. :o
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 August 2017, 17:40:34
I know. Mind you I have lost 50 pounds in the last year, but still.............. :o

Good for you
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 25 August 2017, 21:14:39
I know. Mind you I have lost 50 pounds in the last year, but still.............. :o
My gaud, you lost 50 pound?  Good for you.  However, you remember where you left it?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 August 2017, 18:06:55
I'd be happy if I lost 40 pounds
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 August 2017, 00:13:40
I'm sure it is laying around here somewhere.......
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 31 August 2017, 06:33:10
Yeeash the summer is on the verge of ending.  What has have you guys been doin?  Clarke been in that tank for at least a month,
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 01 September 2017, 16:10:02
Learning AS...

And trying to convert some of the Clan Stone Lion into AS...

Like the whole Touman! with Warship support, droppers and all!

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 04 September 2017, 15:05:35
*(From the corner of the bar, the Wombat lurks....noticing it been quiet....too quiet....and he needs some yummy food.  Wombat snatches from his pouch what appears to be Cherry Bomb of questional origin and strength...though Liao...or is it Chinese...wording is across it.  Snatching a lite candle from a empty table in the Lair/bar area, he lites the fuse and rolls the cheer bomb under the stool Achoo is sitting on....with moment later...Explosion accrues and flings Achoo across the lair into rather used and worn out bean chair.  While everyone out cold, Wombat grabs the wallets of various individuals and claims the monies within as well as random assortment of peanuts and slinks off deeper into the Lair...plotting another scheme or just catch up on his classic Warner Brother cartoons.)*

Hey, why my wallet missing?!!?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2017, 00:53:36
*sigh* Wombat never learns. The Crocolgator is down there. It's been waiting for Wombat to return.......and it's hungry.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 09 September 2017, 22:37:46
Dare I ask what heck is a Crocolgator?  This isn't something twisted Clangatonic generic experiment gone wrong?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 September 2017, 02:01:50
Yeeash the summer is on the verge of ending.  What has have you guys been doin?  Clarke been in that tank for at least a month,

Been going to China for work.  There now.

Been trying to get my shop improved.  More shelving. 

Got a guy's resto project out of my shop. 

Trying to put on a BT campaign game once a month. 

Trying to paint more minis

Trying to stay married and make the wife happ

I've been busy man.

Thanks
Chris
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 12 September 2017, 16:55:28
Asking Mopar if the Mustang from Need to Speed can be built in real life?

234MPH....

Or should I save my monies for BT minis and all...  ::)

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 September 2017, 21:15:40
Asking Mopar if the Mustang from Need to Speed can be built in real life?

234MPH....

Or should I save my monies for BT minis and all...  ::)

TT

I think I was really drunk when I watched that so I don't remember the car.

It's pretty hard to get any old school muscle car over 200MPH other than a Dodge Daytona or a Plymouth Superbird.  They just don't have the aerodynamics.  There is a car called the Supercuda in which they had the horsepower so they tried to run it up past 200.  They had to cover the grill to make it more aero.  Still at 200 the hood of the car was coming off as there was too much air in the engine compartment.  Also the car was lifting - meaning it was acting like a wing.  Very scary. 

So you can spend the money for the horse power but the aero will be a whole other problem.  You'll probably be happier in a Hellcat and you'll have air conditioning and more power and speed than you will ever need.  Plus trunk space for your minis  8)

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 September 2017, 02:37:00
Why are we talking cars here? That is why you have your shop thread. We talk about things like crocolgators, a giant gator from the planet Florida, and why it likes clomping onto the widdle nub that is Wombats tail.


Which is why I keep it down there.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2017, 05:07:33
Yes we should be talking about moistness.  How moist is it?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 13 September 2017, 07:25:19
Waitminute...is that thing mech size? I thought i saw something nawing on a UrbaMech's leg out back....
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 September 2017, 00:56:28
This is Overlord Class - have you seen the size of the Achoo Sex Lab?

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 17 September 2017, 02:11:24
I don't wanna know that even exists. Some things should not even be imagined much less seen
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 September 2017, 07:58:04
There's a reason the medicine chest is stocked with brain bleach.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2017, 09:33:02
This is Overlord Class - have you seen the size of the Achoo Sex Lab?
Why would he need that kind of lab? There only female ferrets out here!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 18 September 2017, 15:35:24
This is Overlord Class - have you seen the size of the Achoo Sex Lab?

I'd rather crawl into Wombat's pouch willingly then go there!

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 September 2017, 00:39:42
I have a sex lab? Since when?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 20 September 2017, 06:57:19
Must been a drunken bender you were on.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 21 September 2017, 15:04:16
At least Wombat marker-ed the female Weasel Pinups correctly...

Mustaches and devil horns!!

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 27 September 2017, 07:19:45
Wombat must had bad experiences with the female weasels i guess.

Did he actually date them?  They got back him by using large mallets when he got fresh with them? 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2017, 00:23:16
You know something? I am not even going there. Nope. Not going there.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 06 October 2017, 11:38:31
Well, you better take you Achoomobile and drive a different direction then.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 October 2017, 13:52:03
I have a sex lab? Since when?

Yes I built it after that Internet Porn Bender you went on.  After you completed viewing all the porn on the internet you decided this was the next step.

It doesn't explain why you need three donkeys for the lab, but I'm sure you have a reason. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 12 October 2017, 15:03:17
I think one of the donkey's really just two Weasels in a custom costume! Or is that a Donkey-shaped Wombat suit?

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 October 2017, 16:34:16
I don't think so, Wombat would stolen the suit and done something drastic to the Weasels.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2017, 23:28:22
Still not going there.  [blank]
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2017, 00:41:51
Come on you big chicken
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 19 October 2017, 06:42:17
I thought he was a small pink Pikachu?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2017, 15:38:41
I've seen what Wombat does to........victims. I am Wombat Victim #3. I know. Which is why I am not going there.  #P
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 20 October 2017, 16:33:29
Where are you willing to go to? Cincinnati?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 October 2017, 23:55:53
Nope. Not going there either.  8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2017, 05:50:35
I just went to Hanoi Vietnam - does that count ? 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 October 2017, 08:04:00
See any towers there?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 22 October 2017, 14:24:13
I know it's against the rules but...

$75,000 for one Pokémon card on evilbay!?!?! :o

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 October 2017, 15:26:24
See any towers there?

Nope, but I did see that some of the homes are constructed very narrow and tall like in San Francisco
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2017, 15:55:30
Nope, but I did see that some of the homes are constructed very narrow and tall like in San Francisco
So..duplicate of SF? San Fran Hanoi ? 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 October 2017, 17:52:35
So..duplicate of SF? San Fran Hanoi ?

But they are not side by side.  All stand alone.

So it looked like towers
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 November 2017, 02:06:44
Well, down here in the lair I don't care about buildings in Hanoi. Al I care about is the beer and pretzels down here in the lair.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 November 2017, 06:55:30
Well, down here in the lair I don't care about buildings in Hanoi. Al I care about is the beer and pretzels down here in the lair.
You know the weezels got a work order to move the lair.  They slabbed a boring machine and it zoomed i think east-by-north direction with it.  We've been in the the exHQ Van turned mobile bar while you were in the bathroom.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 November 2017, 08:01:24
Since when do you have any beer left?

Or Pretzels
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 November 2017, 08:13:27
Since when do you have any beer left?

Or Pretzels
WB Mason Interstellar drops a pallet by Small Craft every week.  Didn't you see recepit on the bill? It's half-paid by BoP Inc.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 November 2017, 18:30:04
Never been a big Pretzel fan

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 02 November 2017, 20:31:36
I prefer chips. 

I don't know why those weasels in the corner are eating paint chips.  Yuck...
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 November 2017, 00:00:27
You know the weezels got a work order to move the lair.  They slabbed a boring machine and it zoomed i think east-by-north direction with it.  We've been in the the exHQ Van turned mobile bar while you were in the bathroom.

YOU'VE been in the van. I was in my throne room. Who do you think had the false lair moved? Wombat was in the thing! And Truetanker...........
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 03 November 2017, 06:34:30
YOU'VE been in the van. I was in my throne room. Who do you think had the false lair moved? Wombat was in the thing! And Truetanker...........

Oh...hmm I guess we should go after it? I'm MechWarrior, not a tunneler.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 November 2017, 00:57:45
why? We are semi-safe. The actual lair is here, Wombat is there. Truetanker is at impound because his tank was towed. Mopar is wherever he is. You are there. Where BoP is right now is anybody's guess.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 04 November 2017, 07:37:02
Hmmm....i think we forgot someone....oh yeah. Sharpne & ClarkeMarek, weren't IN the Lair?  Maybe one of them can get it back.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 November 2017, 13:42:12
I'm actually home in the good old USA
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 06 November 2017, 14:04:44
So how heck do you commute to the lair on the moon, or other sorted planet were suppose to be on?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 November 2017, 18:40:25
Spice
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 November 2017, 09:03:04
Where BoP is right now is anybody's guess.
Where am I not?
Spice
You never told us you were in the guild
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 07 November 2017, 11:27:31
Where am I not?You never told us you were in the guild
I think it's reference that Pocket Universe you pop out of on a moment notice.
Achoo bit upset the Weasels using a Boring Machine to drive off with semi-wrecked part of the Bar. 

Wasn't it suppose to be modular?  Click & Fix?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 November 2017, 12:16:44
It was a Dune reference
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 07 November 2017, 15:23:44
It was a Dune reference
But it's dessert planet.  It's very dangerous place.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 November 2017, 21:11:47
But it's dessert planet.  It's very dangerous place.

Yes dessert planets are bad for you.  Full of empty calories. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2017, 00:08:38
Dessert planets are bad for your waistline. And they have such weird names. The planet Creme Brulee is so not awesome.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 November 2017, 12:48:02
Dessert planets are bad for your waistline. And they have such weird names. The planet Creme Brulee is so not awesome.

It's worse than Le Mon Merangie
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 08 November 2017, 17:00:53
My " tank " is really a modified Rattler Mobile Structure...  >:D

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 08 November 2017, 17:10:35
I don't think were tankful of you taking up ALL the parking in the parking lot and some of the neighborhood's land (squashing everything)....
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 08 November 2017, 17:24:02
Hmmm... your response sounds alot like Sid Myer's Pirates for XBox...

" Fire a broadside! "

* Fires a broadside into Wranglers vehicle of choice... and into the next buildings four blocks as well. *

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 November 2017, 13:03:02
Talk about a mobile home
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 09 November 2017, 13:37:01
Wow.  Why in world are you shooting fireworks at people's stuff?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 November 2017, 16:59:59
Wow.  Why in world are you shooting fireworks at people's stuff?

He likes Sparklers
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 November 2017, 23:21:03
This is MY lair! Mine! And MY parking lot! Move the Rattler or I will call in an orbital bombardment of ACMEtm anvils!


Sheesh! He calls himself a tanker. That isn't a tank. It's a mobile home with an attitude problem!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 November 2017, 01:23:43
Hey Achoo, you wanna borrow my bot-portable anti-capital ship gun?  I still have two nuclear detonators with which to pump the laser, so you aren't screwed if you miss the first shot somehow.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 10 November 2017, 08:54:10
Nuclear bombardment kinda makes Lair bit...unusable...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/HhTXt43pk1I1W/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 November 2017, 11:10:14
No no.  SMALL nuclear detonator.  Only used to power powerful laser.
Fallout only very very minor.  No problem.
Firing cannon may be dangerous, though.  Needs more testing.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 10 November 2017, 21:18:48
Either my AAA fire or my 'Cuda launcher / SCL/3 combos would most likely stop those too.

But I'm moving to another local to terrorize.... er pacify.  >:D

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2017, 13:11:32
You have a 'cuda launcher?

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 13 November 2017, 13:50:00
You have a 'cuda launcher?
Afraid so.  There a pile over yonder hill that looks like Cadillic Ranch,
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Cadillac_Ranch.jpg)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2017, 14:26:32
Afraid so.  There a pile over yonder hill that looks like Cadillic Ranch,
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Cadillac_Ranch.jpg)

Oh i know some people that will be mighty upset
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 November 2017, 23:56:37
hmm, do you think there would be people upset they did the same thing with the UrbanMech?

(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=56015.0;attach=42819)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 November 2017, 00:47:57
Awwwwwww, poor Urbies!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 16 November 2017, 07:54:57
Well, at least it will bring in those tourists to help pay for a yet another bar expansion/rebuilding.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 November 2017, 12:34:39
I would have buried the Urbies right side up. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 20 November 2017, 14:47:33
I would have buried the Urbies right side up.
Naah, that would have made lair look like the Skywalker Ranch with all those domes.
Then Assault Mechs would have tripped over the Urbie's domed heads since they can't see.

I don't want some social general suing Achoo for walking hazards and damage to someone's Fafnir or Atlas!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 November 2017, 17:46:36
Naah, that would have made lair look like the Skywalker Ranch with all those domes.
Then Assault Mechs would have tripped over the Urbie's domed heads since they can't see.

I don't want some social general suing Achoo for walking hazards and damage to someone's Fafnir or Atlas!

But we could have painted them to look like boobs
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 20 November 2017, 22:22:46
But we could have painted them to look like boobs
People wonder where the sex lab came from... :-X
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 November 2017, 12:21:13
People wonder where the sex lab came from... :-X

I already explained that and then you all complained about your eyes bleeding and needing brain bleach

There is just no pleasing some people
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 November 2017, 19:20:09
Funny, I don't remember FILE NOT FOUND
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 21 November 2017, 20:13:35
Funny, I don't remember FILE NOT FOUND
OH!  *hands the flashdrive* Here that file your missing!  Enjoy!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 November 2017, 01:02:48
*sigh*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 November 2017, 12:35:44
Come on Achoo!  Nothing said or described her is a tenth of what happens in Wally World. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 22 November 2017, 14:14:58
That mech theme roller coaster does cause her get little ill.  Urbie doing loop-de-loops with JumpJets is still amazing though.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 November 2017, 13:20:51
That mech theme roller coaster does cause her get little ill.  Urbie doing loop-de-loops with JumpJets is still amazing though.

It's a key defense mechanism
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 27 November 2017, 21:05:27
It's a key defense mechanism
You got a point.  I guess not realistic that it would be a fun ride.

This lowkey Skylift in the back of Achoo's failed Theme park didn't work out so well. 

(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=56015.0;attach=43010)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 November 2017, 15:10:54
Well it was his un-ability to fund his Ten Naked Blond Bimbos on a Waterbed attraction that sank the place. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 07 December 2017, 13:48:24
*watches a tumble weed roll through the bar.*  Yesh, this place turning into the failed Achooland fun park.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2017, 15:06:37
I hope he didn't get stuck on the toilet again
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 08 December 2017, 12:45:24
Hope he wasn't eaten by mutant marsupial lions (http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/12/08/scary-marsupial-lion-with-incredibly-powerful-bite-once-prowled-australia.html), Wombat was eating everything i would imagine.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 December 2017, 12:58:00
Hope he wasn't eaten by mutant marsupial lions (http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/12/08/scary-marsupial-lion-with-incredibly-powerful-bite-once-prowled-australia.html), Wombat was eating everything i would imagine.

That's one mean marsupial
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 24 December 2017, 22:20:44
<<From the nightskies of the holiness of commerce nights comes the Wombat!  Delivering his yearly bombardment of Christmas cheer....using explosive presents and air-ground precision guided candy canes ordinances!>>

(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=56015.0;attach=43346)

The guy strikes again....now i got see if he didn't mess up my paint job on my mech..

OOC: Merry Christmas, sorry if the picture was lame.  I did my best to be humorous on this this festive night.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 December 2017, 17:28:16
Merry Christmas Wrangler  :)
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Post by: Wrangler on 28 December 2017, 09:28:24
Merry Christmas Wrangler  :)
Did you get what you wanted?

<<Wrangler looks as Wombat disasterly drives a 69 Dodge Charger out of the parking lot, smacking into things.>>
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 December 2017, 17:03:56
Did you get what you wanted?

<<Wrangler looks as Wombat disasterly drives a 69 Dodge Charger out of the parking lot, smacking into things.>>

I bought a 68 Hemi Charger in March. 

I got a very nice raise, bonus and stock grants from my boss. 

I'm playing BT on 12/31

So it's all good
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Post by: Wrangler on 29 December 2017, 08:38:59
I bought a 68 Hemi Charger in March. 

I got a very nice raise, bonus and stock grants from my boss. 

I'm playing BT on 12/31

So it's all good
OOC: What style game you playing?  Themed with New Years perhaps? :)  Raid, which puts the surprise in Raids. Is the 68 a restore job?

Hey...isn't that one your numerous cars, Wombat taking off with?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 December 2017, 15:47:48
OOC: What style game you playing?  Themed with New Years perhaps? :)  Raid, which puts the surprise in Raids. Is the 68 a restore job?

Hey...isn't that one your numerous cars, Wombat taking off with?

I have been running a Mercenary Campaign for the past 5.5 years.  This will be our 62nd game, we started in 3049 with the Clan Invasion.  I created a rule set based on the War Chest system.  The players manage their own Merc units under the umbrella of a larger Merc command.  They are the Forrest Gump of the Inner Sphere managing to get involved in all the historical events.

Here is the right up for this Sundays game:

Schloss Adler Resort
February 3057

The Blue Meanies have abducted the renowned scientist Wasabi Sashimi-san, a close friend of Mr Pink.  Some think he’s a cold fish but to Mr Pink he is a hot commodity.  They are holding him at the not so mountainous resort, the Schloss Adler.  The resort is not defended by any infantry units as it is believed that Wasabi Sashimi-san is under house arrest with a pair (or more) of special lady friends.  The approach to the resort as a lot of hidden infantry and other hidden units.  They also have artillery.  There are Infantry with LB-X so using a VTOL is ill advised. The terrain has lakes and rivers and there are no bridges to get to the resort.

Sit Rep
The game will be on 4 map sheets and you will start in the far corner with only 4 hexes to deploy in at the start.  You have about 10 turns to get to Wasabi Sashimi-san.  After that the Blue Meanies will have brought in their patrols.  Get an Infantry unit to enter the resort and grab Wasabi.  Remember:

1 turn to unload
1 turn to enter the building
1 turn to exit the building
1 turn to board transport and leave

Unit Selection
You MAY bring units from previous games as this is not part of the two mini campaigns.

Mechs - 250 tons  (extra tonnage can be times by 1.5 and transferred to vehicles/Infantry Vehicles/Infantry - 200 tons

Note:  Remember the objective.  If you bring a lot of units be prepared to play very fast otherwise you will not finish.  Don’t waste a lot of play time firing, you are playing against two clocks.

As for the Charger it's a complete car that will undergo a full restoration some day. 

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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 January 2018, 00:08:42
Happy New Year. Sorta. Yayish. Happy Happy Joy Joy and all that jolly crap.   #P
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Post by: Wrangler on 08 January 2018, 11:01:24
I'm glad you survive your new years festivities.  So, since you finally came out of your throne room.
What happened to that funpark in the back of your property?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 January 2018, 00:49:41
Wombat broke it. A lot. So I had to sell it as scrap. Also I sold Wombat to a Capellan collector of biological weaponry.   O0
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 January 2018, 07:56:11
He must have escaped, since he bombed presents on us with that damn DropShip of his.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 January 2018, 14:06:55
Wombat broke it. A lot. So I had to sell it as scrap. Also I sold Wombat to a Capellan collector of biological weaponry.   O0

Isn't that against the Shriners Convention
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2018, 14:06:53
Let's see........I may have my "give a shit" stored away in a crate upstairs............ :D
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 January 2018, 16:40:37
Wait...we have upstairs?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 January 2018, 20:26:31
Let's see........I may have my "give a shit" stored away in a crate upstairs............ :D

I thinks it's next to the "round-to-it"
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 January 2018, 05:34:38
Let's see........I may have my "give a shit" stored away in a crate upstairs............ :D
WHAT?!  You actually have some in stock!?
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 January 2018, 07:46:34
I think he's been saving it for a rare day like this...
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 January 2018, 07:57:01
Was this a bad time to give him a laxative? 
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Post by: Wrangler on 25 January 2018, 21:23:20
He must been given a hell of a laxative.  He's been on this throne for more than a week!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2018, 14:22:05
I sort of looked through the boxes, but I could not find my "Give a shit". I did find my "Bad Attitude" and my "Don't give a shit". I found a lot of that.
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Post by: Wrangler on 30 January 2018, 20:38:59
You found alot that? You mean you misplaced it before?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 February 2018, 01:16:48
I try not to keep shit around
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Post by: Wrangler on 06 February 2018, 07:58:17
I would certainly not want to keep that around. 

So i am late in asking, what DOES Achoo do down here in this Underground?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 February 2018, 13:34:06
There is a lot of ball scratching going on
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Post by: Wrangler on 13 February 2018, 12:51:36
TMI

He must still be on his throne.  He hasn't come out in weeks and that oversize ceiling fan isn't going either.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 February 2018, 14:14:31
TMI

He must still be on his throne.  He hasn't come out in weeks and that oversize ceiling fan isn't going either.

I think he has had a lot of problems with the ionashere effecting his wifi - so he might be reverting back to the stone age
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Post by: Sharpnel on 13 February 2018, 16:18:03
There is a lot of ball scratching going on
That's due to the diaper rash. He only changes his once a month.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 February 2018, 17:33:55
That's due to the diaper rash. He only changes his once a month.

He longs for the days of talcum powder.
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Post by: Wrangler on 16 February 2018, 00:32:27
I wonder if he been kidnapped?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 February 2018, 00:39:10
There would be no money in that
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Post by: Wrangler on 20 February 2018, 00:45:55
hmmm Kidnapped by the oldies?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 February 2018, 19:58:31
hmmm Kidnapped by the oldies?

Oh right!  He's at a Richard Simmons Marathon - Breaking Hips to the Oldies
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 March 2018, 23:19:08
Will you youngsters keep it down? I am taking a nice nap here!
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Post by: Wrangler on 11 March 2018, 08:49:43
*Slips Achoo a 5-hour drink, to keep him more lively.*

Months at time is quite enough of napping for you, grand poke'mon, Achoo!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 March 2018, 00:39:35
Hey! I was taking some time off because work really sucked. At least the hours really sucked.......
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Post by: Wrangler on 12 March 2018, 08:30:23
Well, were happy your back in your underground Lair.   However, while you been away people wandered away since you were star attraction!!

Save us, your our only hope!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 March 2018, 13:55:29
Hey! I was taking some time off because work really sucked. At least the hours really sucked.......

That sounds more like double suck to me
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 April 2018, 20:42:13
Hate see what triple suck is, unless were talking about drinks...
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 April 2018, 14:37:53
Hate see what triple suck is, unless were talking about drinks...

If it's the right drink it doesn't suck
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Post by: truetanker on 18 April 2018, 14:54:15
Or the right glass...

http://progressiveglass.com/100oz-plastic-yard/ (http://progressiveglass.com/100oz-plastic-yard/)

TT
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 April 2018, 18:58:26
Or the right glass...

http://progressiveglass.com/100oz-plastic-yard/ (http://progressiveglass.com/100oz-plastic-yard/)

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Man I wonder if I could make a Long Island in one of those? 
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Post by: Wrangler on 19 April 2018, 20:38:36
Properly knock the out of your system.  xp
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 April 2018, 23:31:31
...............That is a bit much of a glass................ :o
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Post by: truetanker on 20 April 2018, 23:34:22
You sell it in the outdoor party supplies department Achoo!

Comes in Pink if I remember from my last excursion to Wallyworld!

TT
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 April 2018, 19:44:57
I'd want Purple
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 April 2018, 16:37:36
More like maroon, because I deal with a lot of maroons.....
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 April 2018, 18:17:10
More like maroon, because I deal with a lot of maroons.....

I used to have a guy working for me named Varun.

Used to tell him in my best Bugs Bunny voice - "What a Varun"

Cracked me up every time  ;D
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Post by: Wrangler on 05 May 2018, 11:12:06
I think the Lair full of maroons!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 May 2018, 01:18:40
That is why I post in maroon........  just saying........   ::)
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Post by: Wrangler on 07 May 2018, 08:19:12
HEY!  I've been insulted! I resemble that remark!
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Post by: Sharpnel on 07 May 2018, 10:59:14
Trigger Warning! Trigger Warning!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2018, 01:34:00
Huh? Is Roy Roger's stuffed and mounted dead horse here?
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 May 2018, 07:54:59
Huh? Is Roy Roger's stuffed and mounted dead horse here?
Maybe on Terra in some dusty museum, but there plenty of stuffed Weasels for some reason in diorama down the street from the sheer number of them dying in amusing/notso amusing ways.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 May 2018, 23:58:04
Don't forget the Heffalumps! And the stuffed Tigger with the springy tail!  Ahhhhh, the memories of the assault on the thousand acre woods! Such lovely fun!
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Post by: truetanker on 28 May 2018, 20:47:59
I went to a local thrift / retail store chain called Rose's the other day...

$8 bucks for a stuffed brown elephant toy...

Mr. Snuffleupagus

TT

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mr.+snuffleupagus+ (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mr.+snuffleupagus+)
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Post by: Wrangler on 29 May 2018, 06:47:35
Don't forget the Heffalumps! And the stuffed Tigger with the springy tail!  Ahhhhh, the memories of the assault on the thousand acre woods! Such lovely fun!
Wait...what is a Heffalump....why you teaming up with the The Light Winnieapoo Armored Cavalry?
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Post by: truetanker on 29 May 2018, 19:08:09
This'll teach you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnADKgurvc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnADKgurvc)

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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 May 2018, 00:58:18
This is CBT. We don't learn things around here.
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Post by: truetanker on 31 May 2018, 13:57:31
Said the Pink Cat to no one in particular, as the Blue Marsupial stalked it in the shadows.

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Post by: Wrangler on 01 June 2018, 07:34:09
Crouching Achoo, Hidden Wombat?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 June 2018, 23:39:16
More like stumbling Achoo, misplaced Wombat.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 03 July 2018, 14:57:50
So we going to have explosive Fourth of July celebration? Roasting Hot Dogs on BBQ, comically launching weasels on over size sky rockets (Arrow IV) into the sky?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2018, 23:27:38
That was a busy day for me. I didn't even have time for fireworks.
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 July 2018, 07:33:46
Heavy hit. So you were doing secret ops behind EVERYONE's backs??? I know you use to restock the bar like that.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 July 2018, 15:06:42
Maaaaaaaaybe………..
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Post by: Wrangler on 30 July 2018, 20:55:14
So when this op going down?  I got Thunderhawk waiting to unleash the hurt!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 August 2018, 01:31:17
I don't usually use 'Mechs anymore. Purifiers, on the other hand...……...and trucks. And tanks......
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Post by: Wrangler on 06 August 2018, 08:12:31
What about transportation?  I don't think targets do live on this rock!
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 August 2018, 08:05:21
Please achoo, everyone knows your "tanks" are just pickup tucks with cardboard boxes over them painted to LOOK like tanks.
I'm pretty sure even the RC Hetzer is busted.
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Post by: truetanker on 07 August 2018, 19:24:41
I'm the tank person here buddy...

Let you know... don't get uppity with me Mister Pink Cat!

TT  >:D
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Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2018, 22:28:38
I'm the tank person here buddy...

Let you know... don't get uppity with me Mister Pink Cat!

TT  >:D
Were tankful for that.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2018, 23:09:16
I have transports. I am not telling you any details about them because I want to keep them.
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 August 2018, 07:21:36
Whaat?  Your thinking were thieves???  :P
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 August 2018, 23:46:22
Don't forget the Heffalumps! And the stuffed Tigger with the springy tail!  Ahhhhh, the memories of the assault on the thousand acre woods! Such lovely fun!

Saw a cartoon the other day that had a sad Pooh sitting on a log all alone with the caption.

"Pooh sadly missed Piglet but it was an excellent ham sandwich"

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Post by: Wrangler on 25 August 2018, 16:57:19
((Wrangler dusts him off since no one moved in while))
Question:  Does a Thread called "Wombat's Pouch III: Revenge of the Rift." (https://web.archive.org/web/20080213104911/http://forums.classicbattletech.com:80/index.php/topic,1126.0.html)  sound familiar to you guys?

Or THE HEAVILY IRRADIATED AND GLOWING NICELY BAR AND GRILLE (https://web.archive.org/web/20080213105444/http://forums.classicbattletech.com:80/index.php/topic,21567.0.html)

I used the Wayback machine to travel into the past, see these misadventures you people got into. I appear been there back then, but not doing your silly trouble making.
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Post by: truetanker on 26 August 2018, 15:52:33
IT BURNS!!!

The bad man made the past come back to haunt us, daddy... er Achoo!!!

TT
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 September 2018, 16:53:35
Not enough foot traffic
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Post by: Wrangler on 25 September 2018, 08:37:59
Well the star of the show has taken leave of absence.  (hears muffles of Achoo gagged in a closet).
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 September 2018, 01:24:32
I think he's been trying to lick his socks clean again
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Post by: Wrangler on 26 September 2018, 06:22:54
TMI  xp
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 September 2018, 11:06:10
Well I think he has a lot of lint on his tongue - that's why he can't talk
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 October 2018, 01:27:39
I just have been actually taking a leave of absence. Trying to sort my messed up life out.
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Post by: Wrangler on 07 October 2018, 09:13:17
Hope your successful.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 October 2018, 10:55:33
I just have been actually taking a leave of absence. Trying to sort my messed up life out.

Well I hope you get it sorted. 

Parts of my life are seriously messed up too and I really can't seem to figure out how to fix it. 
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Post by: truetanker on 07 October 2018, 19:07:01
I don't know which is worse?

https://img.providr.com/now/unnamed4.png  (https://img.providr.com/now/unnamed4.png)

or

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/41687385_10217007455087339_3721048906637770752_n.jpg  (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/41687385_10217007455087339_3721048906637770752_n.jpg)

Warning, involves Walmart! Which Achoo probable has seen a bunch of times!

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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 October 2018, 12:52:12
I think the first one is worse, but it was very close
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2018, 23:07:26
Not even close to the worst things I have seen. And once you see them you cannot unsee them.
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Post by: truetanker on 17 October 2018, 23:18:56
Well at least it wasn't the naked cowboy spanking his monkey in line...

Yeah I found that pic too... not even gonna go there!

But, I'll show a Dino Meataurus!

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/52/0e/d1/520ed10a378d0d6e5686c47b43aec6e5--prehistoric-animals-dinosaurs.jpg)

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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 October 2018, 11:35:23
I was in the bank the other day and there was a lady in a giant Winnie the Pooh onsie - do these people have no shame?

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Post by: truetanker on 18 October 2018, 18:24:50
Oh I know, right?

There's a customer that wears a Muumuu dress, but it's a guy.

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Post by: Wrangler on 19 October 2018, 06:33:32
Oh I know, right?

There's a customer that wears a Muumuu dress, but it's a guy.

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For second there i thought you wrote, he wears a "Mumm-Ra" dress.  :o . o O (He wears mummy outfit? I thought Mumm-Ra was a guy???)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2018, 12:06:12
Oh I know, right?

There's a customer that wears a Muumuu dress, but it's a guy.

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I saw a guy at Apple in Cupertino.  Perfectly normal looking dude, but wearing a little sun dress.   :o
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 19 October 2018, 15:27:03
I saw a guy at Apple in Cupertino.  Perfectly normal looking dude, but wearing a little sun dress.   :o

You mean like that latino guy from ConAir?

Yeah, I've seen someone like that, but usually at the local Pride event. Hey free stuff and all... $5 donation for the random charity to get in and almost $100 worth of prophylactics merchandise. But we're getting off target here.

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2018, 18:29:54
Been a long time since I saw Con Air, but this was a plain old white guy in his late 20s
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 October 2018, 22:13:37
The ones that scar the most are the women wearing clothing that look like it was sort of sprayed on because they are 3 to 4 sizes too large for the clothing that they are sort of trying to wear. *shudder*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 October 2018, 23:00:19
The ones that scar the most are the women wearing clothing that look like it was sort of sprayed on because they are 3 to 4 sizes too large for the clothing that they are sort of trying to wear. *shudder*

Yes that's painfully - specially in the mid west where they are all Corn Fed  ;D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 31 October 2018, 07:45:41
Achoo, I spotted your brother for Halloween!

(http://img14.deviantart.net/4f10/i/2010/205/3/6/samurai_jack_and_aku_by_akizuryuuri.jpg)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 October 2018, 11:13:22
WTH is that?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 31 October 2018, 14:35:07
Samurai Jack in open toes and a air-puffed Achoo?!?  :o

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 October 2018, 18:00:08
Who is Samurai Jack?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 31 October 2018, 20:10:36
Who is Samurai Jack?
Encase your not kidding. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Jack)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 November 2018, 22:37:21
Encase your not kidding. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Jack)

I'm not kidding.  I gave up on TV and cable TV four years ago
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2018, 12:28:56
*sigh* Samurai Jack predates your sabbatical from television, you doofus.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 21 November 2018, 13:06:48
That was a burn notice. (Seeing MoparMessiah on fire, Wrangler grabs some Marshmallows and graham crackers to make s'mores)
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Post by: truetanker on 21 November 2018, 22:16:39
For everyones enjoyment:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5884052/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5884052/)

-giggles-

TT  :)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 22 November 2018, 12:49:40
Now Achoo is a Detective where a fake yellow fur?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 December 2018, 18:41:23
*sigh* Samurai Jack predates your sabbatical from television, you doofus.

My bad for not keeping current on cartoons  :P
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wombat on 21 February 2019, 23:25:44
[Wombat's head pokes up out of Mopar's jacket and nods, effectively agreeing with him.]
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 22 February 2019, 07:31:54
Mopar......u may want to check your wallet...(immediately checks his own!)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 February 2019, 23:36:38
*checks wallet*

Wow - that was close
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 March 2019, 01:13:42
*checks wallet*

Damn it! Curse you Samurai Wombat!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 March 2019, 01:34:17
Well, at least he didn't take your pants with him (this time...)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wombat on 01 March 2019, 04:51:52
[Achoo's pants sigh in relief]
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 March 2019, 00:15:08
uhm……..that wasn't a sigh...…………..sort of an SBD...………….
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 06 March 2019, 13:05:58
More a sigh of the times.
You realize, "denial is first sign of guilt."
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 March 2019, 23:49:52
Denial is a river in Egypt...……..I think. And it wasn't a sigh. It really was a SBD.


You

Have

Been

Warned
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 July 2019, 12:46:02
Well, that cleared everybody out for a while. Hopefully the thread had aired out...
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 10 July 2019, 13:31:29
Well, snappy come backs aren't always best i can do.  (moseys to the bar and get's a drink from what he hopes is booze and not a Wombat creation of random stuff.)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 10 July 2019, 17:54:28
I just saw something pink and fuzzy run around, is that Achoo in a bathroom?

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 11 July 2019, 23:04:29
I do think so. Ever since he evolved from Achoo, Pink Flaming Evil Sorcerer into a Poke'Mon, i get confused when i see him run around.

Once i hear Achoo yelp since those Poke'mon Go people come by thinking he's rare Poke'mon.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2019, 15:46:44
LOL! My avatar is being used against me again!   8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 July 2019, 14:48:51
Well if you think about it.
It was Achoo that undid the future that is Achoo.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 July 2019, 15:45:48
That be true....so he's changed the future...hmm since i been coming into this dive, 3 times already?  So he's....i'm not sure what he is.  However, i think Clangacorp would do a killing on selling his likeness without the sticky copyright thing being a Pikachooo he was.  Then you have the rip-off stuff BirdofPreyInc would be putting out.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 July 2019, 16:17:30
I prefer the term "Deep Inspiration"
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 July 2019, 16:49:37
Time travelling to change what type of life form you are is crazy too.  xp
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 July 2019, 21:58:47
Meh....It's fun!  ;D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 August 2019, 06:34:13
Hmmm.......Achoo....how many times have you taken the Delorean out for a spin???

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0NwQEjAS77JyRvig/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 01 August 2019, 08:58:21
https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Bill-and-Ted-3-Face-the-Music-Announcement-1020x680.jpg (https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Bill-and-Ted-3-Face-the-Music-Announcement-1020x680.jpg)

Ugh, here we go again, third times the charm?

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 August 2019, 10:44:37
https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Bill-and-Ted-3-Face-the-Music-Announcement-1020x680.jpg (https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Bill-and-Ted-3-Face-the-Music-Announcement-1020x680.jpg)
Ugh, here we go again, third times the charm?
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Teenangst at 50 isn't very charming.  Its embarrasing, specially for their daughters. Whom last i check they had sons. Which the time continuum got REALLY messed up.


...waitminute....achoo been changing the past for his fashion statement of species....ACHOO! Changed the future too many times!!!

Next thing you know it we'll have Clanners wearing 19th Century Victorian Derby hats and sporting monocles!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 August 2019, 12:46:29
Teenangst at 50 isn't very charming.  Its embarrasing, specially for their daughters. Whom last i check they had sons. Which the time continuum got REALLY messed up.


...waitminute....achoo been changing the past for his fashion statement of species....ACHOO! Changed the future too many times!!!

Next thing you know it we'll have Clanners wearing 19th Century Victorian Derby hats and sporting monocles!

Will they still be doing their sisters?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2019, 17:58:00
Hmmm.......Achoo....how many times have you taken the Delorean out for a spin???

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0NwQEjAS77JyRvig/giphy.gif)

NOPE! If you spin you can't get fast enough! Straight line drag racing baby!
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Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2019, 19:22:46
AH HA!! you did use that thing to mess up the past to change the future...

waitminute...why didn't you stop Wombat from being foe so long.

Oh wait, you got into a prank war with him and called a truce.
Since part of Achoona ended up like this.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aJtHUgMhWNw/VFXdhnUMn0I/AAAAAAAAEUE/liuCdTv0nFw/s1600/giphy.gif)
Achoo / Wombat Prank War....Final Battle
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2019, 20:28:57
That is no battle. That is a rainstorm. A nice lovely gloomy rainstorm just like they have at home.  8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 August 2019, 07:09:02
What a terrible home dimension
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 August 2019, 07:33:10
What a terrible home dimension
Properly, Seattle.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2019, 15:05:02
Never been there. Is that in Lyran Space? Because I don't go there either.  :-X
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 13 August 2019, 07:29:01
Never been there. Is that in Lyran Space? Because I don't go there either.  :-X
Sortof. Its in d Terra Hegemony space....place called Lonestar.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 13 August 2019, 19:13:13
Sortof. Its in d Terra Hegemony space....place called Lonestar.

Is that where Dog Boys are from?
(http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/118203/Dog_Pack.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 13 August 2019, 19:24:51
Is that where Dog Boys are from?
Not anymore. Not since a Rimworld Republic fleet blew it up lead by a guy name Rick Darkhelmet.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l3978y5HqiEtqupiM/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Notsonoble on 15 August 2019, 12:56:32
*Falls out of a locker*

I've been in there way too long.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 August 2019, 17:38:51
Wow! How long you been stuck in there????  :o
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 August 2019, 10:14:11
Uhm……...apparently not long enough? (whistles innocently...…)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 23 August 2019, 07:53:32
Waitminute....did you stuff Notsonoble in that closet?!?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 23 August 2019, 08:25:39
Notsonoble put himself in the closet. He knew what was good for him.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 23 August 2019, 10:20:36
He's a living mothball?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 23 August 2019, 14:50:51
Finally Notsonoble admits...

You did state you came out of a closet!  :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 August 2019, 17:44:00
Properly, Seattle.

Let rains far less in Seattle than you think.  However it is commonly covered with cloud cover. 
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 30 August 2019, 19:34:43
Let rains far less in Seattle than you think.  However it is commonly covered with cloud cover.
Rains more after Seattle becomes a becomes a city-state in the UCAS after the awaking and mutant biker go-gangers tear up nice part town once known as Redmond.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 September 2019, 22:01:03
Meh. The writer of Shadowrun just hated Redmond. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 05 September 2019, 08:02:04
Where did fiction writer get their hands on nuclear weapons?????  :o
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Notsonoble on 07 September 2019, 10:25:19
The locker was no where near a closet. As for how I got in there, no idea. Last I remember was opening a bathroom door on clangluna.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2019, 16:03:20
It wasn't me. I was on a completely different luna at the time!  ::)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 07 September 2019, 22:00:16
Wow! A dimensional door!  In to tome no less!  How many years into the future were you thrown??
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 September 2019, 05:18:38
no no it was wombat that was flung into the future.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2019, 23:55:56
AND INTO THE FUTURE THAT IS ACHOO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   >:D
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 10 September 2019, 15:53:43
(points to Achoo) He started saying....
I may be able to open portals in time, but not in the halls of CBT. This should be in the silly section. Apparently I made a wrong turn at the planet "Albuquerque"
Thus why i said he was the one who got thrown through the future.  Since he slipped on a banana peel was sent into the portal he opened.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Notsonoble on 10 September 2019, 16:20:58
Wow! A dimensional door!  In to tome no less!  How many years into the future were you thrown??

You tell me...
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 September 2019, 23:21:06
I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.




What were we talking about again?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 11 September 2019, 09:17:28
I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.

What were we talking about again?

The Prank War you and Wombat had which wrecked a planet using time machines.

Talk about weird hobbies.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 September 2019, 21:17:46
Prank war using time machines? I haven't done that. I would remember that if I had done that.  ::)
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Post by: Notsonoble on 12 September 2019, 18:59:32
*Considers stepping back into the locker*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 September 2019, 20:26:11
Once you come out of the closet you can't go back. Unless somebody puts you there......
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2019, 07:37:41
Meanwhile in the bar....oh wait I'm narrating myself.

(sips from his beer mug filled with questionable beer from truetanker's questionable beer collection)

Achoo, are you like semi-retired?  You have not been so animated as you used to. Usually you cause random events to accrue.

(Wrangler peers outside seeing if the cops are coming for Achoo from BoP's debt collection agency)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 September 2019, 17:37:24
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT! (pulls out a BIG hammer and hits Wrangler repeatedly)

KAWHAM! KAWHAM! KAWHAM!


Happy now?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2019, 18:40:46
(http://images.clipartpanda.com/difficulty-clipart-cartoon_man_with_a_black_eye_who_was_knocked_out_his_socks_royalty_free_clipart_picture_090510-211914-761042.jpg)
.......no
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 17 September 2019, 20:54:11
You had to drink my liquor didn't you!

See serves you right... knocked your ass down, didn't it. All Achoo hit you with was a soft plastic air-filled hammer. And then you fell out of your seat, hit the bar and then the floor and blackened your eye a-bit.

Damned frails...

* mutters to himself as he swallows a half liter of something dark brown and spicy smelling from a XXXX labeled bottle. *

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 September 2019, 17:07:42
For my next magical trick I will pull a rabbit out of Wrangler's ass!

Nothing up my sleeve...….Presto!

Ugh.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wombat on 19 September 2019, 23:31:18
"It's somewhat better than pulling a Locust 'mech out of his ass. I know...I've tried."
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 September 2019, 05:38:07
Tried or succeeded?  O_o
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 20 September 2019, 07:50:24
I NEED A DOCTOR!! *(passes out)*

[Mass Medical Ambulance rushes into the scene running over indestructible but very bruiseable Achoo, the plushy sneeze toy man-thing.  The Hapless Ferrets workers fall out of the Ambulance and grab Wrangler and tosses on a stretcher bed and tosses it into the van. [thud].  They jump back into Ambulance and back out scene over Achoo and handing the bill for repairs to Ambulance since his walls damaged it as they came in to Wombat...before zooming off]

(https://media.tenor.com/images/2a865091cf7423c3c3c2d86dd4a82f69/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 September 2019, 15:44:56
(A definitely battered and bruised Achoo sort of stands back up, staggers and sways his way across the lair, semi-headed for the throne room.)

Da der wha why how? Is there a doctor in the house?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Notsonoble on 22 September 2019, 20:37:07
We ran The Doctor off, his last screams were about simpler living in a cyberman stronghold.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 September 2019, 21:15:37
The Doctor went Blakist? Wow!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 23 September 2019, 12:32:44
I thought he was mixed with crew calling themselves Blake's 7.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 September 2019, 18:59:54
If they are Blake they must be cleansed! Let's see...….I have some toilet bowl cleanser around here that should do the job. Oh, and we will nead a plunger to have at those Blakist scum...….anybody got anything else useful?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Notsonoble on 23 September 2019, 19:38:44
There's a bottle of windex in that locker I fell out of.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 September 2019, 22:17:54
I have a can of Ajax.  Maybe that could help.
{A BoP Industries truck delivers a giant can, opens it, and then drives a 90 ton tank out of it.}
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 September 2019, 23:00:33
Well, if we hook it up to a really big power washer the tank might work...…..
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 25 September 2019, 08:44:27
Ok. 
(Wrangler goes to the "garage" aka the Mech Hangar where people "park" their various rides Mechs, trucks, whatevera". He selects a tanker truck (no not a TANK) and plugs hoses into the 90 ton BoP tank, and starts up the powerful fusion powered power washer.

(However, Wombat, waltzs up and snatches the hoses out of Wrangler's hands and proceeds to release the Ajax...thus launching Wombat around in the air spraying everything.)

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-12-2015/4dS1af.gif)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wombat on 25 September 2019, 21:08:24
"...happens everytime I try to use a urinal in a dropshop."

[The idea prompts an idea and Wombat goes in search of a urinal cake for a nice snack. In the meantime, the sounds of an ACME™ ambulance can be heard approaching at high speed...]
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 26 September 2019, 10:47:57
"...happens everytime I try to use a urinal in a dropshop."

[The idea prompts an idea and Wombat goes in search of a urinal cake for a nice snack. In the meantime, the sounds of an ACME™ ambulance can be heard approaching at high speed...]
... with no barkes and smashes into a  large crowd of  unsuspecting, but not innocent, Woozles.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 26 September 2019, 15:53:32
* Proceeds to his personal " Rattler " Mobile Planetary Denial Structure to counter this invasion on his beloved Blakists Reunion. *

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 September 2019, 21:07:17
Annnnnd we just dealt with the first rule of sneak attacks...……


No one expects stupid.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wombat on 27 September 2019, 04:16:07
"No one expects squids dressed in clown costumes either, but according to the ACME™ director, that's the next scene..."
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 27 September 2019, 11:24:02
Wait, the bar going serve Calamari? I hear they're very squishy.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 September 2019, 14:36:30
Calamari Clowns? I thought it was supposed to be cloned calamari! Stupid script rewrites and messed up spell checking and editing...….. xp
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 28 September 2019, 16:29:14
It could be Attack of the Killer Carrots instead...

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 September 2019, 20:41:24
Don't give the writers any ideas...……………... ::)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Notsonoble on 29 September 2019, 11:11:34
Ive seen carrot bukakke, lets not.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wombat on 29 September 2019, 21:01:37
"...that's better than Carrot Top bukakke."
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 September 2019, 22:32:10
I kinda like carrot cake...…...now what in the heck was I...…….oh yes! Cleansing the Blakists! We gotta get them squeaky clean!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 01 October 2019, 16:12:30
* Readies the use of his Davy Crockett-M's for both of his paired Log Tom and Arrow IV's! Also programs his Asset Management Weapon nuclear systems for his three 'Cudda launchers... *

" We are gathered here today under the Holy Suns of Blake to praise his will...

Peace of Blake onto you and you all, may he have mercy on your soul...

* Commences firing... *

TT
 >:D

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2019, 11:53:32
[truetanker's Bunnies of Blake artillery crew make their preparations to fire. However, low recruitment numbers did not bring in the BRIGHTEST of soldier/followers of the Wisdom of Blake.  The Adepts set fire, then find they inverted their target numbers launching their David Crocketts into their own base over the hill where the Lair is located...illuminating the sky.   Frustrated, the Bunny crew begins smack their own controls only to trigger the igniters to explode of the launchers to wiping out the WoB bunnies and sending their intrepid commander flying away into the said rising mushroom behinds the hills of where their base USED TO BE.]

Well, you can't say truetanker not man of action.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 02 October 2019, 14:30:50
My plan has worked well, Frail Wrangler...

For I'm not at THAT base....

TT
via C3i implant
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2019, 16:52:44
(peers into tracking information)
Hmmm true, i know you've gone bit loony lately.  Its good think Achoo readjusted C3i implant of yours to make you see what he wants you to see.  Your body went to the base your bunny boys nuked, but i think your mind got sent into the jukebox in the bar. Everytime you talk, it keep flashing when you speak.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 October 2019, 18:47:56
OK guys, I have everything ready to cleanse truetankers big useless toy. I have lots of soapy suds dispensers, scrub brushes and wax. Now who is with me on making sure the thing is shiny clean?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2019, 20:54:18
You need cleanse HIM. He currently stuck in the Jukebox.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 October 2019, 22:54:49
Aww, but I like HIM, why couldn't TT infect a different band's music files?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wombat on 03 October 2019, 01:50:15
[Meanwhile Wombat has begun the arduous task of launching Marik nickles out of his nose.]
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 October 2019, 20:58:39
And that isn't a pretty sight. Pretty strange, yes. Pretty sight, no.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 04 October 2019, 08:50:57
(Wrangler waltz up to the jukebox which the brain of truetanker inhabits. He wonders if jukebox will play a song.)

Hmmm....(presses "City of New Orleans" is a sang by Arlo Guthrie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvMS_ykiLiQ)) nothing happens...he repeatitively stabs the buttons. He sighs finally gives up and walks back to the bar.)

(Meanwhile inside truetanker's electronic brain....City of New Orleans repetitively plays back to back for hours and hours.) 

Why is truetanker yelling like that??  Lordy, i should have just unplugged his jukebox his noggin stuck in.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2019, 18:04:15
Wow! That post was almost......decipherable. Almost. I think a few words were missing...….
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 05 October 2019, 19:55:17
Sorry, had too many drinks.  (sigh)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2019, 20:36:22
Ti many martonies, huh?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 05 October 2019, 20:51:03
Must been something.  When I think I'm talking brilliantly, but in actuality it seems what I'm saying is come out like gibberish.  :o
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 05 October 2019, 21:00:20
* Starts dispensing Fusionaries...

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 October 2019, 09:54:47
Yeah, THAT will help! Nothing like killing off all of your brain cells making coherent speaking a thing! Or coherent thinking. Or being able to stand....or shooting straight either. Woot!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 07 October 2019, 14:37:04
* Gives Wombat a Fusionarie IIC mixed from Chili Inferno IIC in a large doggie dish.

* Watches as fire comes out of his widdle nose...

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 07 October 2019, 16:59:20
That's not where the flames come out.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 October 2019, 18:41:32
Think "back blast", because that is where the flames will come from. This won't be a pretty sight, either. The exhaust plume will be, well, probably toxic. Probably.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 08 October 2019, 06:29:56
Uh-oh...Wombat getting enough thrust again for take off! (ducks as Wombat goes air born like Rocky the Flying Squirrel with toxic exhaust.)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 10 October 2019, 18:51:58
* Wombat grabs wrangler by his shirt tail as they lift off the surface into outer lower orbit shouting over the escape velocities, something about " Ohana "...

Curious, since when did Wombat wear a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses?

* Just then, MoparMessiah appears with out his trademark hawaiian shirt and glasses... he kinda looks pasty white standing there.  " Do you feel a breeze? " he says...

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 11 October 2019, 08:26:10
(Wrangler pops out of the floor shelter.)
Glad i had decoy made out spare truetanker parts he left in the closet.
(turns to Achoo)  Say, when did truetanker turn so loopy.  I remember him being more level headed than this.

(thinks moment) was that when he landed in the parking lot head first? Its good thing he just Jukebox now, with strange assortments of stuff coming out it.

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2019, 22:50:22
[Achoo just stands there blasted black by the exhaust of The Flight Of The Wombat launch, his hair smoking. Basically the only thing that isn't black is his blinking eyes.]

Uhm…………….do you smell smoke? Really bad smelling smoke.....like somebody burned a septic field...……..I am going to lie down now...…..*THUD*

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 October 2019, 07:59:45
Uh-oh!  MEDIC!

(Suddenly group of Weasels in stretchers prance into the bar with a stretcher and go to Achoo. Then place Achoo into their wheeled stretcher and cart him off into waiting ambalance outside.  However they don't close it properly, the stretcher bed slides out of the truck and gets pulled by the bumper down up the hill...as it goes then breaks loose and slides into a river near by.)
<< (SPLUNK) >>

(Wrangler watches the scene with some great concern as Achoo and his stretcher canoe goes down the river)

Well....i guess he will be cleaned up by the time he wakes i guess.  I really need check what kind medical coverage this place has, its terrible.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 October 2019, 11:35:31
*blink*  *blink*

Ow
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Notsonoble on 14 October 2019, 22:51:10
You know, this is easily solved with a 50 gallon drum and a gas mask.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 October 2019, 14:34:37
Your suggesting setting Lair on fire with gas?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 15 October 2019, 19:44:31
Perhaps he's suggesting someone/something be placed in said barrel.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 16 October 2019, 07:15:01
Throwing Achoo into the barrel isn't answer! Guy indestructible with that new body of his.

(Peers at distance outside)  I still don't see where he went on that stretcher down the river...wait...when was river around here?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 16 October 2019, 07:52:51
Do you mean the yellow river?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2019, 21:36:20
I am floating on a yellow flood of pee. A yellow flood of pee. A yellow flood of pee. I am floating on a yellow flood of pee.
Strapped to a restraining board. Hurting, burned, nose hairs burned away. And I think I am floating away.
I am floating on a yellow flood of pee. A yellow flood of pee. A yellow flood of pee. I am floating on a yellow flood of pee.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2019, 11:30:48
Yellow River??? We have Chinese river on Achooluna?? No wonder Wombat keeps sneaking back here! River must be teleporting part river here and back to Earth.

Sooooo Achoo drifting in China by now...so he be captured put into a work camp or turned into a mystery meat for a meal.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 18 October 2019, 14:16:33
Don't Swallow!!!  :o

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2019, 21:17:45
[A hole opens up in the roof of the lair and Achoo falls through, still strapped to the backboard.]

Ow! What? Huh? Oh, the lair. Right.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2019, 22:44:00
Ahh...why...how...? (looks up)

Wait, we in the land of the lost or something? Achoo went down waterfalls?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a038ab18e1119859b69e53e9e422dc59/tenor.gif?itemid=14542625)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2019, 16:31:32
Of course we are in the land of the lost! Underground lair! Duh! Just replace T-Rex's with Wombat and you're good to go!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 25 October 2019, 17:18:13
Wait?

Your COMPARING Wombat to Dopey?!?

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 25 October 2019, 21:34:44
If the shoe fits.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2019, 22:19:36
Wait?

Your COMPARING Wombat to Dopey?!?

TT

Well...…..Wombat isn't all that bright and...……...well...……………….yes. Yes I am.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 26 October 2019, 13:43:21
Well better than Chaka I guess, or a Slesstak.

I mean, come on, your more like Enik the Altrusian than anyone else here!.

 ;D

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 27 October 2019, 10:14:55
Well better than Chaka I guess, or a Slesstak.
so your saying wombat actually, Chaka Khan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaka_Khan)?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2019, 12:09:03
More like Chaka Clown...………. ::)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 01 November 2019, 08:55:41
I figured you'd be in the Clown Posse, not Wombat.  He's long Bugs Bunny/Woodie Woodperker on steroids.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2019, 15:53:05
Wombat isn't allowed anywhere near either Bugs or Woodie. Restraining orders. Details are best left unsaid for legal culpability reasons......
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 03 November 2019, 09:14:53
So that's why he hangs out with you?  I thought legality doesn't stop him.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 November 2019, 19:18:45
Legality, no. Getting shot at a lot, however, at least slows him down.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 05 November 2019, 09:05:21
Legality, no. Getting shot at a lot, however, at least slows him down.
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=56015.0;attach=55425)
I hope it does.....
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2019, 12:57:28
I try to not shoot at Wombat. It only annoys him.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 08 November 2019, 17:34:58
What voodo do you do?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 November 2019, 19:18:06
No voodoo. Nodoo  ^-^
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 November 2019, 07:49:17
Well, while u do NOvoo, i will need get some extra beer money.
(Wrangler pulls out his noteputer and taps on it and e-bays truetanker's collection/arsenal of Collectable SLDF Davy Crockett-M artillery missiles for reasonable amount C-bills)

Ooooh

(Seem opening bid from the Bunny of Blake people for 6mill a pop, but out done by the Wombat Appreciation Society for double)  I think we got winner!

(Then he instructions his team (of mercenaries) to send off the collectables to the Society.)

Why would there be Appreciation Society for Wombat?  ???
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Notsonoble on 13 November 2019, 16:56:35
"If he thinks we like him he'll leave us alone."
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 13 November 2019, 17:01:13
Fat Chance on that happen!  Wombat lured by the glow of Achoo for miles!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 November 2019, 13:55:50
Well, to use your "English" Achoo not glow. Achoo never glow. It never happen. Achoo happy way Achoo is.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 November 2019, 22:56:28
Its Wranglish. Thank-you-very-much.   I get paid endorsements for my speaking events.  :rant:

Wombat is always lured to your ...ahh..hmm...animal magnetism?  ???
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 November 2019, 02:42:30
Achoo not have animal magnetism. Achoo non-magnetic.  :))
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 24 November 2019, 17:32:21
Well you should be be repulsing him then. 

(Reflectors are on full, Kaptain Achoo!  Sorry Wombat getting through!)

Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 November 2019, 03:36:38
I can fix that.
I have a bottle of ferrofluid.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 25 November 2019, 07:44:10
What you going to do a bottle of ferrorfluid?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 November 2019, 11:02:54
We get Achoo to dink it, and then he'll finally have that magnetic personality
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 November 2019, 22:19:07
Nope. Achoo not do that.  8)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 26 November 2019, 07:48:16
(Wrangler watches BoP poke Achoo from behind with a needle of the ferrofluid.)

(After watching Achoo commences the beatings of the bird brain...small objects fly and stick to Achoo...metal ones)

Omg that must be wrong kind of Magnetic!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 26 November 2019, 20:44:03
YeaH, he was supposed to "dink" it!

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 November 2019, 20:52:28
Achoo not "dink". Achoo not happy. Achoo smash!
{Achoo pulls out a huuuuuuuuge hammer.)
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 03 December 2019, 21:58:04
Sounds like someone needs their diaper changed again...

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 04 December 2019, 06:22:27
more like his colostomy  bag
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 04 December 2019, 14:02:05
( Wrangler watching large iron grates, parts of kitchen appliances, outdoor furniture start smack into Achoo!!! )

SMACK!  SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!


Ahhhh i think is becoming a sticky situation....
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 December 2019, 19:33:13
Ohhhh! Wrangler is talking Smack! Achoo amused! Hehehehehehehehe……

Achoo Smash!


SMASH!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 09 December 2019, 09:57:49
(Wrangler pulls himself out of the new Wrangler-shaped wall)
Why you gone and done that?!  I didn't put the ferrojuice into you!  Now you look like walkng junked waffle-maker with assorted parts all over.

(points to Bird of Prey)  That's guy whom done the deed.  Sheesh.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 December 2019, 14:48:34
Maybe I didn't use enough
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2019, 14:07:19
Stupid bird borg talking! Grating voice angers Achoo! Achoo Smash!

SMASH!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 December 2019, 16:05:44
You'll never take me alive
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2019, 17:57:56
Fine by Achoo! Achoo not want you alive!

WHAP SMASH WHAM CRASH THUMP FAAAAAAAAAAART!

Oops. My bad. Achoo apologize.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 15 December 2019, 10:55:17
(Wrangler glaces from seat on the high-bar at the smashed up BoP Mk122 who's legs and arms sticked out of the hole in the floor).

I would wager that's what happens when you mess with an Achoo.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 December 2019, 11:06:54
You're not not not s-s-s-orry.

Self destruct-ruct-ruct seq-q-q-qence activated
10
9
8
7
7
6
5
4
3
3
*BoP explodes*
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2019, 01:09:23
BoP obviously defective product of Clangacorp. Cannot even count down right.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 18 December 2019, 08:08:19
You made a lovely fire pit inside your bar, Achoo.
(Wrangler glances side ways seeing the hole in what may have been mahogany wood floor with ferrcocement floor fire where former BoP avatar was apparently trigger a fire under the bar.)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2019, 15:29:50
THE BOOZE IS BURNING! ABANDON BAR!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 18 December 2019, 23:26:44
(Everyone makes dash outside to the former Mobile HQ with the bar inside.  With sudden rumble of Fusion engine, neolights of the old Tac ops system comes on and lights wooden bar inside with it's collection of booze.)
(https://pixelfaq.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/bar_fluxx.gif?w=400&h=210)
Well, that's better.

(Peeking inside, watches smoke continue to bellow from the Lair)
Hope you have good warranty, i think the Keystone Fireman are on their way, Achoo.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 December 2019, 07:31:52
A BoP Industries Backup BoP BotTM observes the bar patrons entering the backup bar

I'll have you know, Achoo, not only are all of my cyber clones BoP Industries Top QualityTM products.  Our Ear to the GroundTM hears all.
Perhaps you'd like to buy some BoP Industries Fire and Random Acts of God insurance?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 19 December 2019, 09:43:20
Random acts of BoP insurance.  With perhaps extra fees?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 December 2019, 14:57:25
You don't need insurance in case of me, unless you're suggesting I am some sort of random god.
Do note, however, Wombat related damages are NOT covered under any of our policies.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 19 December 2019, 15:11:27
Considering your flaming corpse of your previous body caused the fire that burned the booze into a inferno.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 December 2019, 15:45:48
That's a mere accidental fire.  That 151 is dangerous you know.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 24 December 2019, 12:47:21
Accident??? That thing self destructed the bar into alcohol fueled inferno in the basement.
Many ferret firemen are lossing their disposable lives to put it out.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 December 2019, 13:03:20
How was I supposed to know I'd ignite the bar?
Besides, if it's arson you're suggesting, it was Achoo's fault.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 24 December 2019, 14:22:05
You self destructed.  You detonated explosions in flammable area.  xp
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 24 December 2019, 23:56:44
oh hell!  Wombat flying by again bring Xmas Cheer! (runs into the bunker near by that's NOT burning)

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=56015.0;attach=55887)

[Merry Christmas everyone]
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2019, 20:17:28
Crap. Another lair destroyed. Ow well, onto the next lair! Good thing I have a lot of them.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 December 2019, 23:19:55
How much is the volume discount on bars?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 27 December 2019, 21:30:17
(Meanwhile outside Wombat's Pass, Weasel-Drop-And-Go Enterprises drops off a newly decommissioned bunker fresh Lair & Bar from the Friendly Clankcorp Pouring Company.  They spray pray pain upper parts neo-pink and purple with Neon-Sign the wording
"Achoo's Lair...Fine Dining & Cat Girl Services"
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 01 January 2020, 22:53:45
* From Truetanker's " Jutebox "...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU)

Happy Holidays ya filthy animals.... keep da change!

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 02 January 2020, 09:25:58
Hmm, i forgot he was stuck in the Jukebox. 

(Wrangler puts couple C-Bill coins into it and rewrite its songlist so all the Blake music (Blake Seldon) music isn't played.)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2020, 23:18:42
Hmmmmm, how did this jukebox show up in the lair before I even got here? And why is the darned thing white?
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2020, 09:50:08
Hmmmmm, how did this jukebox show up in the lair before I even got here? And why is the darned thing white?
I had it installed, after truetanker's rampage. I removed his memory core and put it in the jukebox to keep him out trouble.   He can still talk but his voice in agony automatically set to low-volume when he starts up.  I think one his old minions painted it up in white.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 January 2020, 09:59:30
It just don't feel right. I may have to shoot the durned thing.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 11 January 2020, 10:07:56
Well, you can put him pain by playing stuff he don't like and you like.  He has odd tastes from what little of his play list he done.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2020, 02:57:47
But I don't want to inflict the best songs to torment him on myself! Yoko Ono's Greatest Screeches.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 January 2020, 10:50:36
I'll mute that thing before it gets around to trying to play that song.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Sharpnel on 12 January 2020, 11:03:11
Mute? I will blow it up with a Gauss rifle. No human should ever be exposed to the horror that is Yoko Ono's voice.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 12 January 2020, 21:01:03
Just say No to Yoko Ono.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 12 January 2020, 21:31:41
*Wail of the Banshee's starts to play. ..

With accompanying bagpipes!

12 hour version...

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2020, 23:50:30
[Achoo moves onto yet another lair while the last one is obliterated by a rather sustained orbital bombardment]
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 13 January 2020, 10:18:01
[Wrangler already boosting into orbit on his company's DropShip and watches a slightly-used Tharkad-class Battlecruiser slide into orbit and bombard turetanker's juke box and the lair where he is. As the Warship adds yet a another crater to the hole filled dinning district.]

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=56015.0;attach=56052)

I guess the drinks will be on truetanker's clone.

[Goes to read about his job instructions about conducting raid against FedSuns and boost off with expensive booze for a Mr. M. Achoo].
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 January 2020, 05:35:54
It had to be done. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 16 January 2020, 15:14:47
I hate to see what your insurance premiums are like.  You are properly putting a bunch of insurance companies out business at rate you seem to be going.

(In near by plaza, another insurance company goes broke backing up Achoo's business enterprises.)
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=56015.0;attach=56119)
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: truetanker on 16 January 2020, 18:58:36
Only 8.8mil?

Na... I'll pass.

TT
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2020, 00:15:03
Ajax was a subsidiary of Acme. Wombat was drawn by Acme. It's my way of getting even for everything Wombat has destroyed. One subsidiary at a time.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 17 January 2020, 08:06:25
Ahh...thing is...truetanker walk off a orbital bombardment....just saying.
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 January 2020, 18:54:40
Truetanker ......... walk?  ??? He's a tanker! He doesn't walk anywhere!
Title: Re: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!
Post by: Wrangler on 24 January 2020, 21:43:39
No, he rides his pony!  Pony maybe mounted on a mini-mech tread...but he still survived a orbital bombardment!!