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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #240 on: 29 March 2021, 23:55:25 »
[Deep in Achoo's hidey hole sounds of spring cleaning, vacuuming, the occasional string of cursing, intermittent "Mwahahahaha's" and riviting, sawing, hammering, a scream of pain and cursing, more hammering and finally a triumphant "Ta da!" can be heard just before a hole opens up in the floor and launches a rather large can of garbage Long Tom styles towards a parked 'Mech four klicks away. Unfortunately the hole that opened up in the floor was under BoP's chair, launching him rather far away. The hole quickly closes up and further riviting and hammering noises come from the hidey hole along with another "Mwahahahahaha" as Achoo seals up the hole.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #241 on: 05 April 2021, 06:20:32 »
[Wrangler looks to the floor that just has closed up.  Then looks up as the entire roof of the Bar sliding back to close as he faintly hears BirdofPrey yell curses before being silenced into heap of Borg parts on the in the parking lot.  He leans back slightly, to peer through the tinted windows of the Bar to notice where the trashcan ammo round from the Long Tom stuck.]

That's a lot of effort call someone's mech trash by firing on it.

[He than pulls is Comm, calls for mobile cleaner truck clean up mess made by Achoo's efforts trashup his Thunderhawk Assault 'Mech.]


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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #242 on: 05 April 2021, 10:24:50 »
It's the only way to be sure ......................... I mean the garbage trucks don't even show up anymore because of what Wombat did to them .......... the horror! It was terrible .......................
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #243 on: 26 April 2021, 10:30:13 »
[Wrangler peeks out the Bar window as CleanUp Wagon(R) shows up and begins clean up of his Thunderhawk while, training the gun turret on would-be hooligans'. Casually shooting up some wanna-be Blakists.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #244 on: 28 April 2021, 02:43:54 »
Just watch out for the Word Of Bunny Album Venatores. They hunt hunters. Hehehehehehehe
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #245 on: 15 May 2021, 20:03:57 »
Wrangler . . o O (pictures in his mind of Cyborg bunnies hopping around with mechanical jump legs using stolen Clan Micro-Lasers on wobbie victims.)

Ah....thanks for the heads up.  [Wrangler starts looking up on his noteputer good Wabbit Hunters with Anti-Mech guns.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #246 on: 17 May 2021, 01:38:10 »
Let's see .......... it has been a long time since I said these lines ............. If I remember right .....

Long ago in a distant thread, I, Achoo, the shape-shifting Mood of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil!

We will not speak of that right now.

But a foolish samurai Wombat wielding a magic marker stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final anvil struck I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future thread, where my evil is law!

Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Achoo!


I think that was how it went.................
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #247 on: 17 May 2021, 06:06:49 »
Hmmmm.....his cousin aside, there no sign of Wombat.  So he still on his way to the future and hasn't gotten there yet.

Soo......when will the future be now?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #248 on: 17 May 2021, 22:41:49 »
Later
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #249 on: 28 May 2021, 23:55:31 »
From FB :

 ' Is this the Mech life? Is this just fantasy?
   Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
   Open your eyes, look up to the stars and see
   I'm just poor boy, I'm from the periphery

   Because I've C-Bills come, C-Bills go, little high, little low
   Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me

   To me...

   Wombat just killed a man
   Put a gun against Achoo's head, pulled his trigger, now he's asleep
   Wombat, life had just begun
   But now he's gone and thrown it all away

   Wombat, ooh didn't mean to make Achoo cry
   If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
   Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

   Too late, the Jihad has come
   Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
   Goodbye everybody I've got to go
   Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
   Manei Domini, ooh  ( Any where the implants show )
   I don't wanna die
   I sometimes wish I was never born at all

   I see a little silhouette of a Mech... Got a Gauss, got a Gauss..
   He can blow me away now... Thunderbolts shoot lightening,
   Very very frightening me.....

   Oh House Kurita, oh House Kurita,
   Oh House Kurita, House Kurita,
   Oh House Kurita
       Wombat Samurai!

  I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family!
  He's just a poor boy from the periphery!
  Spare in his life from this Blake Society!
  C-Bills come, C-Bills Go. Will you pay me?

  Bertram Habeas! No we will not pay you
  ( Pay him now ) Bertram Habeas! We will not pay you
  ( Pay him now ) Bertram Habeas! We will not pay you
  ( Pay him now ) We will not pay you
  ( Pay him now ) We will not pay you
  ( Never, never, never, never pay you ) Ah
  No, no, no, no, no, no, no

  Oh, Wombat mia, Wombat mia, Achoo a pee ah, fig-a-row

  So you think you can Devlin Stone me and spit in my eye?
  So you think you can destroy Gibson and leave me to die?
  Oh baby, cant do this to me, baby!
  Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta the Inner Sphere

  (Ooh)
  (Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah)
  Nothing really matters, anyone can see
  Nothing really matters
  Nothing really cybers, but me
  Anywhere the implants show

TT
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #250 on: 29 May 2021, 07:21:28 »
(Wrangler bonks the jukebox.)
Damn thing spout random tunes for the truetanker record-mindbreaking company.
(Wrangler fumbles with the controls to play BirdofPrey was ran over by Reindeer Assault OmniMech)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #251 on: 29 May 2021, 16:25:42 »
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #252 on: 30 May 2021, 21:04:27 »

Batchall yeah.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Tonight I'll trial to give it all to you
In the darkness
There's so much I want to do
And tonight I'll trial to lay it at your feet
Cause geneparent, I was made form you

And geneparent, you were made for this
I was made for Trialin' you baby
You were made for Trailin' me
And I can't get enough of nathaculor baby

Can you get enough of me
Tonight I want to see it in your eyes
Feel the magic
There's something that drives me wild
And tonight we're gonna make it all come true
Cause Grand Melee, you were made for me

And batchall I was made for you
I was made for Trailin' you baby
You were made for Trailin' me
And I can't get enough of nathaculor baby

Can you get enough of me
I was made for Trailin' you baby
You were made for Trailin' me
And I can give it all to you baby

Can you give it all to me
Oh, can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough, oh, oh
I can't get enough

I was made for Trialin' you baby
You were made for Trialin' me
And I can't get enough of nathaculor baby
Can you get enough of me
Oh, I was made, you were made
I can't get enough
No, I can't get enough
I was made for Trialin' you baby
You were made for Trialin' me
And I can't get enough of nathaculor baby
Can you get enough of me, Quineg

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #253 on: 30 May 2021, 21:33:45 »
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure
By golly, it's clean clear to Terra, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Merchant pullin' a Dropper full of logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We was headin' for Luthien on I one-oh
'Bout a five jump outta Silkeborg
I says, Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down

'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this jumpin' convoy
Across the galaxy
Convoy

Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the duck (convoy)
And, uh, you wanna back off them hogs?
Uh, 10-4, 'bout two jumps or so, ten, roger
Them hogs is gettin' intense up here

By the time we got into Tarazed
We had eighty-five Droppers in all
But there's a roadblock up on Cyrenacia
And them Bears was wall-to-wall
Yeah, them Smokeys as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a Raven in the air
I says, callin' all jumpers, this here's the duck
We about to go a-huntin' Clan

'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this jumpin' convoy
Across the galaxy
Convoy

Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? (Convoy)
Negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well, we rolled up Interlane 44
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Chatham
Them Bears was a-gettin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Strana Mechty garrison
There's armored cars, and Mechs, and Battle Armor
And Droppers of every size
Yeah, them Chicken Coops was full'a Falcons
And Aeros filled the skies
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' Samurai
And eleven long-haired friends a' Kurita
In a chartreuse microbus ( Nekohono'o )

Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come on there
Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster?
Listen, you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with Clans
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says, Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says let them Jumpers roll, 10-4

'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this jumpin' convoy
Across the galaxy

Convoy
Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your 20? (Convoy)
Omagh?
Well, they oughtta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure
Well, mercy sakes
(Convoy)
Good buddy,
We gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off yer glass
And the Clans off yer ... tail
We'll catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone, bye-bye

TT
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #254 on: 04 June 2021, 20:06:33 »
[Deep, deep, deep in the hidey hole of Achoo screams can be heard, along with the occasional gunshot. More screams. More gunshots. Maniacal laughter. More screams. More gunshots. More maniacal laughter. Automatic weapons fire followed by an explosion. More screams. More gunshots. One of the concealed doors into the hidey hole opens up and a Woozel tries to scramble out, followed by prolonged stream of burning napalm.]

I hate sales woozles. They are nothing but low down, double dealing, back stabbing, larcenous, perverted vermin! Hanging's too good for them! Burning's too good for them! They should be torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #255 on: 04 June 2021, 20:24:25 »
Here I thought they were reformed prisoners making Maple Syrup in their Vermont Prison.  Must been prisoner escape.
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« Reply #256 on: 09 June 2021, 14:28:30 »
There is no such thing as a reformed prisoner from Vermont prisons. Vermont is a "lost world" turned penal colony run by the French Inquisition [kind of like the Spanish Inquisition but with powdered wigs, floppish clothing and an immense ego. Oh, and croissants, locally produced cheeses, overpriced pretentious chocolates, funnel cakes covered with maple syrup, omelets covered in maple syrup, some weird vegetable called a fiddlehead, maple creemee soft serve ice cream [which I admit is pretty good], lots of lamb and deer meat dishes [some covered in maple syrup], greek salad lamb burgers, apple cider donuts covered in maple syrup, snow and cider donuts covered in sugar and maple syrup [yes, that is a thing] and maple pancakes with maple ice cream ala-mode covered in maple syrup with a side of maple flavored venison sausages also covered with maple syrup with a warm glass of maple milk.] No prisoner ever sent that has wanted to escape. Sure, the French Inquisition is obnoxious foppish pricks but the food is awesome.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #257 on: 09 June 2021, 16:50:18 »
Yet you never expect them either.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #258 on: 09 June 2021, 22:44:39 »
You can smell them coming because of their cheap cologne. Also they complain. A lot.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #259 on: 10 June 2021, 05:36:57 »
Yikes. I hate nags.  I will have call one my  boys who has the Piranha with machine guns sweep area of those bitchin buffoons.


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