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Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 104204 times)

BirdofPrey

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I'm more worried about them getting out

The Mighty ACHOO

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That is a valid concern. That is why there is twelve rows of stunguns to keep the mutants down there.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

Wrangler

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How stunning.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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truetanker

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* Throws Wrangler down the hole to see if those Twelve rows are still working... and walks away not caring to see if they did work. *

TT
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Wrangler

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(Number of Explosions accrue below.  As Lair begun to shake.  Like someone had number of C8 explosives.)

(From below, a grappling hook flies out of the hole and latches on to truetanker, with incredible force pulls cyborg down below!  However, with flash of light as people in the Lair's "bar" part began to scatter, Wrangler flies up using old Infantry Jump Pack looking worse for wear from his brief stay below.)

(He turns to face hole and drops some thermite grenades with a single ECM explosive. He turns to crowd as he walks away from the hole with another explosion going off.)

Lucky me Achoo built this place over a SLDF base.   I never go anywhere without some explosives gifts.

(He then goes to bar exit to his DropShip to cleanup.)






"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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