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Title: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 17 January 2016, 04:34:28
Stay away it's mine unless you know Disco.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2016, 15:10:26
Well, I know that disco's there, datco's over here, thatco's over there, and whatco's waaaaaaaay over there.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 17 January 2016, 15:16:17
Disco!  Duck!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: Clangador on 17 January 2016, 16:53:11

My old fiends, we meet again for the last first time again!

*drops a hand grenade down everyone's pants including my own*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 January 2016, 02:13:16
Can you take me to Funky Town? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 January 2016, 02:41:11
Nope. That bus left about a decade ago.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: PurpleDragon on 18 January 2016, 04:27:09
Oh, well, then, I guess I....   I...   need to go return it.  You know,...   since it already left. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 18 January 2016, 22:25:41
*runs to the bathroom*

*uses bathroom*

*pulls pin, drops grenade down toilet and flushes*

*runs*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: Clangador on 19 January 2016, 03:13:01
Did I mention this are nuclear hand grenades? I think we're all screwed...  O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 19 January 2016, 22:59:48
Did I mention this are nuclear hand grenades? I think we're all screwed...  O0

Good thing I did the plumbing and used lead pipes. O0 :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 January 2016, 00:15:03
Good thing I did the plumbing and used lead pipes. O0 :)

Since I'm sure you have that in your house for your drinking water that would explain a lot. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: Clangador on 20 January 2016, 01:59:28
Since I'm sure you have that in your house for your drinking water that would explain a lot.

Lead pipes make for some good drinkin' water!  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 January 2016, 14:24:35
Lead pipes make for some good drinkin' water!  ;D

And genetics
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 21 January 2016, 00:25:04
[joke redacted]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 January 2016, 00:44:41
FNORD!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 21 January 2016, 02:45:14
Hey, don't mention Fnord!  Mopar hates Fnords.  He's an antiChrysler man! :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 January 2016, 15:33:50
Hey Clarke - you just ranked up

Fetch me a Sammich

BTW - I bought another car  :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 22 January 2016, 00:43:26
Hey Clarke - you just ranked up

Fetch me a Sammich

BTW - I bought another car  :)

*looks at rank*

 :o

I've got two lieutenant bars.  Meaning....I'M TWICE AS STUPID!!!!! :o

Oh, right, I'm a Captain now.  Get your own damn sammich.  >:(

Oh, and nice!   O0  Can I key it now?   >:/! O:-)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 January 2016, 16:17:41
*looks at rank*

 :o

I've got two lieutenant bars.  Meaning....I'M TWICE AS STUPID!!!!! :o

Oh, right, I'm a Captain now.  Get your own damn sammich.  >:(

Oh, and nice!   O0  Can I key it now?   >:/! O:-)

No, it's a classic
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: Clangador on 22 January 2016, 21:22:23
I'm pretty sure it's always okay to rank on Mopar.  ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 23 January 2016, 02:40:58
No, it's a classic

In other words, Clang can key it.  That's fine. O0 :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: Clangador on 23 January 2016, 06:29:34
In other words, Clang can key it.  That's fine. O0 :)

*pulls out a giant key*

I got this, I know where he lives.  O0 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 January 2016, 13:04:26
*pulls out a giant key*

I got this, I know where he lives.  O0

Yes but I'm bigger than you.

At least vertically
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 23 January 2016, 13:53:54
*pulls out a giant key*

I got this, I know where he lives.  O0

Excellent! :) O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 January 2016, 23:12:20
Hey quiet in the cheap seats
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: Clangador on 24 January 2016, 20:56:33
Yes but I'm bigger than you.

At least vertically

Yes but you sleep at night. I don't.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 25 January 2016, 00:16:24
Hey quiet in the cheap seats

Hey, these seats ain't cheap. >:( I should know, I stole them from your house. ;) :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2016, 01:34:05
Well then the seats are still cheap because.....well, just because. So there!  :P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna___
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 January 2016, 16:16:39
Hey, these seats ain't cheap. >:( I should know, I stole them from your house. ;) :)

I just bought all new furniture  >:(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 28 January 2016, 19:52:55
Boy, you got some nice quality chairs here. :)

*one of the chairs breaks*

Uh...yeah.... :/ ....You're right, they are cheap seats. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 January 2016, 20:10:05
Told ya! Cheap seats!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 02 February 2016, 02:54:58
I can find some really really fat guy to come over and break all your chairs...  }:)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 02 February 2016, 03:02:16
No need.  They're cheap and shoddy.  Look.

*puts a chair on the floor*

*chair crumbles*

See? :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 02 February 2016, 04:33:57
Well, that's what happens when you try to glue dust particles together. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 February 2016, 13:19:47
I can find some really really fat guy to come over and break all your chairs...  }:)

You mean you know somebody fatter than me? WOW! They gotta be huge as I am most definitely a Gabriel Iglesias "DAMN!"
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 February 2016, 14:43:49
Clangluna has violated the Australian Rock Treaty of 1974 by not informing the MoparMessiah that legendary band AC/DC will be playing the Tacoma Dome tonight.

As a result Moparluna will no longer export jelly donuts, booze, moon parts, WMDs and socks to Clangluna. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 02 February 2016, 15:12:00
No socks?! Oh, the inhumanity. I love the Tacoma Dom as it is an architectural wonder.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 February 2016, 22:28:17
No socks?! Oh, the inhumanity. I love the Tacoma Dom as it is an architectural wonder.

Yes no socks!  Their feet smell any way  :P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 03 February 2016, 01:28:35
Which makes it better for our noses if there is an extra layer of clothing covering them up.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 03 February 2016, 02:27:51
Clangluna has violated the Australian Rock Treaty of 1974 by not informing the MoparMessiah that legendary band AC/DC will be playing the Tacoma Dome tonight.

As a result Moparluna will no longer export jelly donuts, booze, moon parts, WMDs and socks to Clangluna.

In retaliation, Mareksylvania will cease shipments of beer and auto parts to Moparluna. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 February 2016, 11:37:41
In retaliation, Mareksylvania will cease shipments of beer and auto parts to Moparluna. :)

Beer we can live without.

Auto parts is another matter  >:(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 03 February 2016, 12:21:26
Very good! :)

Or as my friends who are Pokémon fans would say:

"Mareksylvania uses embargo.  IT'S SUPAR EFFECTIVE!!!!" O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 February 2016, 13:22:20
Luckily I have Rock Auto and a huge stock pile of parts
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 February 2016, 00:22:56
Unfortunately you also have a lot of non-exported socks and jelly donuts. May your butt become as big as mine!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 04 February 2016, 00:39:03
Luckily I have Rock Auto and a huge stock pile of parts

Oh, I know those guys.  Mareksylvania bought them out last week to dismantle them. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 04 February 2016, 11:40:48
I was not informed that was any treaty obligation to inform the MoparMessiah of bands playing at the local Dome...

I protest this unfair and unholy embargo.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 February 2016, 17:39:39
Unfortunately you also have a lot of non-exported socks and jelly donuts. May your butt become as big as mine!

And risk eclipsing the sun? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 February 2016, 17:40:21
I was not informed that was any treaty obligation to inform the MoparMessiah of bands playing at the local Dome...

I protest this unfair and unholy embargo.

Don't play innocent with us Clangador  >:(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 04 February 2016, 17:55:35
Don't play innocent with us Clangador  >:(

Who said he's playing? ??? Who said he's innocent? ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 February 2016, 01:35:15
Not I.  }:)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 February 2016, 11:36:27
Who said he's playing? ??? Who said he's innocent? ???

Well I could have said "Don't act dumb ....
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 06 February 2016, 04:59:05
Well I could have said "Don't act dumb ....

I encountered a Safeway gas station manager that reminded me of MM. You know, he was kinda slow and drooled on himself a lot.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 February 2016, 14:10:10
I encountered a Safeway gas station manager that reminded me of MM. You know, he was kinda slow and drooled on himself a lot.

Did he also make a ton of money and have a hot babe for a wife? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 06 February 2016, 16:03:56
Did he also make a ton of money and have a hot babe for a wife?

Of course you make a ton of money when you demand to get paid in gravel.  ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 February 2016, 00:53:54
Of course you make a ton of money when you demand to get paid in gravel.  ::)

I'm going to China at the end of the month and when I fly over Tacoma I'm going to make sure I flush
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 February 2016, 14:15:01
As is only appropriate.  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 February 2016, 17:50:07
As is only appropriate.  ;D

Yes it feels dirty if you don't
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 February 2016, 01:06:06
just Google the "Aroma of Tacoma".
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 10 February 2016, 04:11:01
It's still there? I thought they shut down the paper mill that was the cause of the aroma
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 February 2016, 01:42:51
The paper mill may be gone but Clang remains...... :P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 February 2016, 13:28:11
just Google the "Aroma of Tacoma".

Clang has his own song?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 February 2016, 17:22:29
Nope. Just his own aroma......... >:D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 11 February 2016, 20:47:46
Oh the aroma is still around. It was really strong when I drove by the other day.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 February 2016, 20:56:39
Oh the aroma is still around. It was really strong when I drove by the other day.

Roll down your windows  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 February 2016, 14:37:03
Get some FeBreeze!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 16 February 2016, 14:07:58

It's just how Tacoma smells sometimes.  :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2016, 16:10:29
It's just how Tacoma smells sometimes.  :o
I thought you normally blamed it on the dog
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 February 2016, 19:03:06
Blaming the dog for the Tacoma Aroma is like blaming ......... crap. I can't go there. Stupid restrictions on real life politics!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2016, 19:05:51
Let's not think about that.  There could be an exodus to Canada
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 17 February 2016, 00:59:45
#whatnever
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 February 2016, 18:26:27
#whatnever

Quiet!  You will speak when we tell you to.  No get back to dubbing "The Andy Griffith Show"
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 17 February 2016, 21:33:37
Quiet!  You will speak when we tell you to.  No get back to dubbing "The Andy Griffith Show"

I'm pretty sure that's the code phrase for me to speak...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 February 2016, 00:32:39
I'm pretty sure that's the code phrase for me to speak...

No the phrase is "Tattoo may release the pie hole"
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 18 February 2016, 03:21:41
No the phrase is "Tattoo may release the pie hole"

You may speak now, your Clanginess. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 February 2016, 18:09:36
See?  Clarke knows the protocol.   ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 18 February 2016, 20:34:45
See?  Clarke knows the protocol.   ;D

Damn right I know the protocol.  I wrote it. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 February 2016, 21:37:04
Damn right I know the protocol.  I wrote it. :)

That would explain why it's in crayon. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 19 February 2016, 05:47:22
It would also explain why the pictures are a bit blurry.   
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 February 2016, 08:16:15
Wombat did those.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 February 2016, 21:12:16
I've heard legends of the Wombat, but none in action.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 February 2016, 22:23:46
Wombat invaded the Capellan Confederation. Don't know who is winning but there is a news blackout.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 23 February 2016, 02:25:48
That was an invasion?   I thought Wombat just wanted a hug. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 23 February 2016, 21:04:12
There properly lots of keystone cop chase scenes happening in China with Wombat around.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 February 2016, 00:13:26
Properly.   O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 27 February 2016, 01:47:48
*Clang starts studying a book on Hitler's teeth. *
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 February 2016, 11:41:27
Wombat invaded the Capellan Confederation. Don't know who is winning but there is a news blackout.

Just got back from there
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 28 February 2016, 01:13:19
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHY84nLubFfz3S2EnYKQyZdtbwBpc3YBM_Vm9xn416XqGO-IeK)

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2016, 10:51:53
Yes - I'm now brought to you in 3D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 February 2016, 21:35:56
Not any more inter.....wait, that would have been real catty. Accurate, but catty.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 29 February 2016, 23:46:18
Not any more inter.....wait, that would have been real catty. Accurate, but catty.
*From China, the WEATHER DOMINATOR stolen by Chinese, controlled by Wombat is fired at Achoo to make him a wet cat with gail force winds to keep him busy.*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2016, 00:42:13
Wasn't that made by the Clang-A-Corp?

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 01 March 2016, 23:56:46
Damn I missed my window of opportunity to text the hell out of MM while he was in China.  :(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2016, 01:17:28
Damn I missed my window of opportunity to text the hell out of MM while he was in China.  :(

Don't worry the wife more than made up for it.

One time my cell phone bill from China was $2900  :'(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 02 March 2016, 01:19:08
Why did I just hear "And this one time...   In China..."? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2016, 01:21:24
Why did I just hear "And this one time...   In China..."?

Better is from "Dude, Where's My Car?"

AND THEN!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 March 2016, 14:44:55
Don't worry the wife more than made up for it.

One time my cell phone bill from China was $2900  :'(

Ouch!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2016, 15:50:50
Ouch!

That one I got my employer to pay for.

The next one at $1600 I had to eat  :'(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 March 2016, 21:26:31
How did you break it to the wife that she needed to call you just a little bit less..... :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 04 March 2016, 10:13:14
How did you break it to the wife that she needed to call you just a little bit less..... :o

That could be risky...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 March 2016, 10:47:13
THAT'S an understatement if I ever heard one!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 March 2016, 01:11:48
How did you break it to the wife that she needed to call you just a little bit less..... :o

LOL - Good luck with that!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 06 March 2016, 10:17:08
@MoparMessiah
Did you run into the Wombat while your out there?  Do you still have your wallet?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 March 2016, 00:14:44
There would not have been anything in his wallet for Wombat to steal.......his wife's phone calls made sure of that... ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 March 2016, 01:03:26
@MoparMessiah
Did you run into the Wombat while your out there?  Do you still have your wallet?

No.  I thought of dropping Wombat and Facade a line but this last trip was very much last minute
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 March 2016, 00:12:54
If you go back do NOT take a map that is not China approved. And that is NOT a joke.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 March 2016, 01:25:05
Achoo - I've been to China so many times I have lost track.  This past 11 months I have been there 8 times.  I've had enough bad Chinese food for a lifetime. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 March 2016, 12:10:00
Achoo - I've been to China so many times I have lost track.  This past 11 months I have been there 8 times.  I've had enough bad Chinese food for a lifetime.
Are you saying Chinese food in CHINA is crappier than the one in US?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 March 2016, 18:46:46
Are you saying Chinese food in CHINA is crappier than the one in US?

It's totally different.  Fried rice might be close but the other crap we have they don't. 

When you order a dish with chicken or fish you get the whole thing!  Head, feet, bones, everything. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 20 March 2016, 16:48:03
Also don't ask for Dim-Sum... same as Peruvian Cuy.

You wouldn't like to eat your pet.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 March 2016, 16:43:02
Dim-Sum-Meow
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 March 2016, 10:59:02
dim Sum is a wide category of Chinese food, fried dumplings and fried rice rolls, that is served in Chinese tea houses. The type of meats involved in it's preparation include beef, chicken, pork, and prawns. It just depends on the tea house.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 March 2016, 14:08:09
Meow
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 March 2016, 21:39:19
Woof!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 28 March 2016, 21:51:33
Oink!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 March 2016, 12:42:17
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 March 2016, 20:10:41
Clangluna has a breakout of potty humor
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 April 2016, 19:42:34
That was far more than a mere bit of potty humor. That was very nearly a fart assisted takeoff!

Just didn't have enough thrust to weight.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 April 2016, 13:40:01
Too much weight  ;D ??? :( :-\
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2016, 22:47:42
Sadly, true.  :)) :'(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 April 2016, 15:29:04
Approaching an all time high myself  :'(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 06 April 2016, 01:45:00
Isn't that a James Bond song?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 April 2016, 10:57:33
I didn't know that he sung
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 April 2016, 12:44:38
Just as long as you don't try and me to sing everything will be Hunky and Dory. Unless Dory gets lost again............ :P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 April 2016, 13:22:40
I thought it was Chunky and Whorey
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 07 April 2016, 14:22:02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHdqWkV0XoM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHdqWkV0XoM)

Hehehe....

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 April 2016, 18:54:40
Nothing here is Awesome!
Nothing here is Awesome, except for the BattleMech!
Nothing here is Awesome, especially if it was made by ClangaCorp!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 April 2016, 01:19:17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHdqWkV0XoM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHdqWkV0XoM)

Hehehe....

TT

I'm currently trying to piece together my old Lego sets from the 70s - early 70s
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 April 2016, 12:53:38
Piecing together is what you do with Legos....... ::)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 May 2016, 00:52:58
Piecing together is what you do with Legos....... ::)

Well me and my two brothers did not take very good care of our instructions or our Legos - this has been a total PITA
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2016, 23:09:28
http://lego.brickinstructions.com/ (http://lego.brickinstructions.com/)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 May 2016, 05:14:21
http://lego.brickinstructions.com/ (http://lego.brickinstructions.com/)

I've been using that but things that are in the 3 digit part number range (aka back in the day when you and i were kids) are not all there.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2016, 21:37:29
That's alright. I have been accused of not being all there also.  :P
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 May 2016, 00:54:06
That's alright. I have been accused of not being all there also.  :P

I get accused of that from the wife  ;D
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Post by: rebs on 16 May 2016, 16:27:28
It means you're doing it right and someone else is jealous/miffed that your star shine glares in their myopic vision.  :D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2016, 19:18:14
It's alright to not be all there. It means you still have room for growth!!  O0
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 May 2016, 23:19:05
It's alright to not be all there. It means you still have room for growth!!  O0

I'm trying to shrink on this China trip
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2016, 23:35:47
Nope. Not gonna touch that one. Nope.  :-X
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 May 2016, 23:51:55
Hmmm

I'm so glad I don't know what Achoo is thinking
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Post by: rebs on 17 May 2016, 13:07:25
I'm trying to shrink on this China trip

Reminds me of a plot element in Kurt Vonnegut's novel Slapstick.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 May 2016, 23:20:55
Hmmm

I'm so glad I don't know what Achoo is thinking


Not even I want to know what I am thinking. It gets me in trouble.  8)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 May 2016, 11:32:11
Where is the Emperor?
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Post by: truetanker on 18 May 2016, 19:39:10
Most likely Pyrating in a Purple Paisley!

TT
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 May 2016, 20:03:16
He has been MIA since early April.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 May 2016, 13:05:46
Most likely Pyrating in a Purple Paisley!

TT

He's still in morning from the death of the artist formerly known as Prince
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 May 2016, 10:00:12
There is a lot of that going around.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 June 2016, 15:35:58
They only play Prince music every 5 minutes here
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Post by: truetanker on 08 June 2016, 18:23:57
Let's just say #2 is a very good song, not very many people play it on public radio...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gold_Experience (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gold_Experience)

TT
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 June 2016, 22:16:24
Anything is better than the music they play on this Luna. Yoko Ono's Greatest Shrieks is just......not music.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 July 2016, 11:15:47
You might need to go on a diet
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 July 2016, 22:16:23
Diet is Die with a glass of Tea.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 July 2016, 11:53:52
Is that why Diet Pepsi tastes so bad? 
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 July 2016, 20:27:57
Because it is bad. It is a punishment. Drink Diet Dr. Pepper. It's much better.
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Post by: wolfgar on 06 August 2016, 17:58:52
no, punishment is caffeine free diet mt dew, its also a waste of money, i'd rather drink water
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 06 August 2016, 19:40:32
caffeine free diet mt. dew?   Isn't that kinda like alcohol-less beer? 
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 August 2016, 19:45:08
Possibly worse.
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Post by: ClarkeMarek on 06 August 2016, 19:54:47
caffeine free diet mt. dew?   Isn't that kinda like alcohol-less beer?

Pretty much.  Blasphemy!
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Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2016, 19:46:21
I prefer clear Birch Beer myself.  :)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2016, 21:38:35
I prefer Not Your Father's Root Beer even more.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 August 2016, 23:37:34
I prefer Vodka.  Lots of Vodka,  It kills all that ails you
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2016, 23:41:15
it's also a great mouthwash and good at getting rid of foot odor as well!
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Post by: ClarkeMarek on 09 August 2016, 11:54:58
It's also used as brake fluid in the MiG-25. :)

What?  There's a reason fluid trucks attached to Foxbat squadrons turned up missing in the Soviet era. :P
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 August 2016, 12:20:16
*starts dialing Interpol regarding a certain ClarkeMarke*
"Hello? Is there still a Reward on a certain Soviet Brakefluid Truck that went missing...yes? Great, here the address.."

*Weasel Police car shows up, grabs ClarkeMarek and throws him into the beatup Rent-a-CopCar and drives away*

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Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 August 2016, 12:25:54
Lots of things went missing in the Soviet era
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Post by: Sharpnel on 09 August 2016, 12:44:43
Including my patriotism and a brand new 1987 Yugo
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 August 2016, 12:46:22
do you know there was a police department in New York that used the Yugo?
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 August 2016, 13:39:48
I'm sure there desert location where all the Yugos have gone, been buried never see the light of day again. (If they weren't all melted).
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 August 2016, 17:14:57
I spotted a Ford Pinto Porthole Wagon today  :D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 August 2016, 23:38:16
Waaaaay back in the day when I was in the Marine Corp (mid 70's) the police department of Jacksonville, North Carolina used a Volkswagen Beetle as a police car to patrol Court Street. That isn't a joke. They actually did. I saw it myself.
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Post by: ClarkeMarek on 10 August 2016, 00:54:48
*starts dialing Interpol regarding a certain ClarkeMarke*
"Hello? Is there still a Reward on a certain Soviet Brakefluid Truck that went missing...yes? Great, here the address.."

*Weasel Police car shows up, grabs ClarkeMarek and throws him into the beatup Rent-a-CopCar and drives away*

Honestly, ossifer, I've got the title right here. ;) :)

*whips out a stack of $100's.  Gets let out of the cop car.  What?  That's what they did in Soviet times. :) *

(Supposedly, that's how most of the trucks turned up missing.  Either an officer would pull strings, or somebody would buy somebody else off.  Bribery apparently was pretty common back then, if the book about Victor Belenko was true.  First time he got pulled over in America for speeding, he whipped out a $20, and his handler had to pull it out of his hands, talked to the cop, then later, gave him a stern talking to on what happens when you try to slip a portrait of Old Hickory to an American cop. :P )
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 August 2016, 01:18:35
Waaaaay back in the day when I was in the Marine Corp (mid 70's) the police department of Jacksonville, North Carolina used a Volkswagen Beetle as a police car to patrol Court Street. That isn't a joke. They actually did. I saw it myself.

The Police in Orinda, CA used to have a Checker Marathon - that's a NY cab for all you youngsters
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2016, 01:50:10
Still not as bad as a Volkswagen Beetle. Well, maybe this is worse.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 August 2016, 20:29:55
I see Tesla police cars coming
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2016, 23:55:11
But you won't hear them coming.   ;D
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Post by: Wrangler on 14 August 2016, 12:33:44
Prefer this one more, it's more hands on.

(http://images.wikia.com/transformers/images/1/13/Prowlg1.jpg)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 August 2016, 20:47:04
Yeah, but unlike the Transformer the Tesla police car actually does sort of exist.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 August 2016, 00:48:33
Yeah, but unlike the Transformer the Tesla police car actually does sort of exist.

News Flash - Police Officer killed while driving Tesla on auto pilot and eating donuts
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 August 2016, 15:15:05
Correction: News Flash - Police Officer killed while eating donuts in a Tesla being driven by autopilot.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 August 2016, 13:25:37
Are you trying to be a grammar Nazi?  ;D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 August 2016, 07:19:09
Nope. Not in your case. You are grammar and spelling optional.  ::)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 August 2016, 23:14:25
Nope. Not in your case. You are grammar and spelling optional.  ::)

Hey now.  I'm getting better. 
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 August 2016, 07:44:02
Just saying............................ :P
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Post by: Clangador on 29 August 2016, 17:00:28

I'm still HERE!   >:D >:D #P
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 August 2016, 00:18:13
Wow......................................................................................the rent must be due on his luna. The absentee slum lord has returned!
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Post by: ClarkeMarek on 30 August 2016, 09:39:58
I'm still HERE!   >:D >:D #P

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!! :O

....

I mean, thank God you're alive!!!! :)

*turns to Clang replacement*

Come back in a few weeks, tomorrow at the earliest. ;)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 August 2016, 00:11:02
Well, crud. That was a waste of C-bills hiring that assassin. He obviously missed his target.

How are you doing your Clanginess?
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Post by: Wrangler on 31 August 2016, 21:29:37
I guess he's Clanging on...

Nice see you back!
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Post by: truetanker on 01 September 2016, 15:48:19
I poke your eye out with words...

Poke!!  :)

TT
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2016, 20:38:04
I fart in your general direction.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP FFRRPP FFRRPP FFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP  FFFRRRRRRRRRRRPP ppppppppFFFFFFFFFRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPFPRRRRRRRRRRRBRAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh pfffffffffffffffffffffftttttt.
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 09 September 2016, 03:07:43
Well, I guess that's better than a sneeze.    :P
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 September 2016, 09:00:51
Well, I guess that's better than a sneeze.    :P
Better?!? *holding a rag over his mouth with tears coming from his eyes.* When does a International Class Chemical Attack classify as "better"?!??  :o
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 09 September 2016, 14:27:10
Better?!? *holding a rag over his mouth with tears coming from his eyes.* When does a International Class Chemical Attack classify as "better"?!??  :o

Chemical attacks are easier to defend against than biological ones,...     :D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 September 2016, 00:20:20
Better?!? *holding a rag over his mouth with tears coming from his eyes.* When does a International Class Chemical Attack classify as "better"?!??  :o

When you are the one that got to let that bad boy loose upon a poor, unsuspecting world. I think I will name it Dave.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2016, 12:18:52
I'm still HERE!   >:D >:D #P

Oh no you don't. 

Get back in your box right now!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 September 2016, 18:10:07
It's a little late to put that Clang back in the box. We went thataway O0
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2016, 19:00:28
Damn he's a slippery little bastage
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 September 2016, 11:02:20
Well his woman did grease him up........... 8)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 September 2016, 11:40:06
Well his woman did grease him up........... 8)

She didn't want him the stick in the oven
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 September 2016, 14:18:45
She didn't want him the stick in the oven
She doesn't like him well-done i take it?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 September 2016, 18:52:20
She doesn't like him well-done i take it?

Medium should do
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 September 2016, 20:32:09
Would that make him a small medium at large?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 September 2016, 22:41:08
... in a cup
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 September 2016, 14:13:45
Cups are an Achooluna thing. This is Clangluna. They use mugs.


To be honest mugging is pretty common here......
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Post by: Wrangler on 22 September 2016, 08:06:31
Mugging?  Lord now i got pack heat whenever I come in here.
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Post by: Sharpnel on 22 September 2016, 08:09:12
You mean you don't already? *draws Sternsnacht pistol and points at Wrangler* All of you c-bills now belong to me  >:D
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 September 2016, 11:15:12
Mugging?  Lord now i got pack heat whenever I come in here.

You don't want to know where Clang packs Icy Hot  :o
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 22 September 2016, 19:15:49
I'm not sure I'd admit to knowing that.    ???    Conjures up all kinds of wrongful images.     ::)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 September 2016, 20:09:08
I'm not sure I'd admit to knowing that.    ???    Conjures up all kinds of wrongful images.     ::)

Shaq told me
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 September 2016, 19:44:33
Still TMFI.  :-\
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 October 2016, 15:04:03
Still TMFI.  :-\

I only use my knowledge for good  8)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 October 2016, 11:26:35
Good for who?  8)
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 13 October 2016, 00:59:07
I'm sure that all depends on your perspective.  ::)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 October 2016, 21:11:41
Good for who?  8)

For me ... always
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2016, 00:35:39
Quote
It's all good!

What a despicable lie!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2016, 11:50:01
yeah with the good comes the bad
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 October 2016, 23:55:24
And possibly a side order of crazy bread.   8)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 October 2016, 13:17:33
and if you're really lucky your drink will have a crazy straw  :D
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Post by: truetanker on 23 October 2016, 17:55:54
Does it come with an umbrella? I loves me the lil' pink ones...

TT
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2016, 21:47:28
Possibly. I am not sure. I wasn't paying attention. I was eating a Milky Way bar.   8)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 October 2016, 12:37:44
Possibly. I am not sure. I wasn't paying attention. I was eating a Milky Way bar.   8)

Frozen?  I like the frozen ones. 
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 October 2016, 10:54:55
No

Just like nature intended. Raw and thawed!    :P
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 October 2016, 12:29:05
Was it at least a Dark Milky Way? 
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2016, 21:05:37
Nope. Classic Milky Way.  O0
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Post by: Wrangler on 31 October 2016, 22:33:33
You guys realize were lucky not be in that other bar, thing like zombie...
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2016, 23:15:50
Iz were lucky?  ??? Good thing we're nut unlucky!  O0
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 November 2016, 19:31:30
Zombie bar?

Sounds dead. 
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 05 November 2016, 02:16:27
No that would be un-dead.   :D   Terminology is everything. 
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 November 2016, 12:53:23
Zombie not know what big word mean! Zombie just wants brains.



Don't worry. You safe. No brains there.
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 06 November 2016, 01:45:22
Well, duh! 
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 November 2016, 14:11:20
B    R    A    I    N    S
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 November 2016, 13:24:50
I feel totally safe
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2016, 00:21:08
Possibly.................................................. ::)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 November 2016, 12:49:25
I see our nation is totally safe too
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 November 2016, 23:00:21
It's not protected from the Wombat!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 10 November 2016, 09:06:16
I see our nation is totally safe too

I see Regan's Commie Red more now than during the 80's myself.

TT
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 November 2016, 15:44:36
I see Regan's Commie Red more now than during the 80's myself.

TT

Yep - Zombie economics live on
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Post by: Wrangler on 11 November 2016, 15:46:01
Yep - Zombie economics live on
Wait, you mean like Fasanomics?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 November 2016, 15:47:40
Wait, you mean like Fasanomics?

No no no.  That's total illogical nonsense.  The difference is....

crap

I got nothing  :-[
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 November 2016, 14:15:27
A difference that makes no difference is no difference. It's only semantics.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 13 November 2016, 01:48:02
What do schematics have to do with anything?   I don't understand how we got here.   Schematics to what? 

{pulls out paper and crayons.   Looks at paper.  scratches head.  eats crayon(the purple one)}

I just don't get it. 
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 November 2016, 23:12:49
You read almost as bad as Mopar spells.  ^-^  Semantics, not Schematics.   :P
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 15 November 2016, 02:09:27
Schematic; Semantics:  Tomatoe; Tomahto...   ::)
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 November 2016, 19:44:23
A moaning BoP cyborg clone wanders in

RAM RAAAAAAAAAAAM
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 November 2016, 16:33:18
*There is a crunching smashing sound as Achoo rams BirdofPrey with a bulldozer*


TAAHDAAH!   Who says I don't do requests?
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Post by: wolfgar on 25 November 2016, 20:51:48
*Looks at BoP*

That was smashing, could you do it again
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 November 2016, 00:04:22
Sure! I can definitely do that!

*Achoo backs the bulldover up and rolls back and forth over BoP seven times*

TAAHDAAH! I really crushed that request!
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Post by: Wrangler on 26 November 2016, 18:12:07
*watches BoP's bits resemble smaller BoP and Vehicle swarm the Bulldozer.  They collectively grab Achoo and give him the Heave-Ho and toss him off the dozer and assumed control.*


*Wrangler looks up from his beer stool, and observes the scene.*

That's coming together the hardway.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 November 2016, 08:32:41
Assuming direct control.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 December 2016, 00:50:18
I knew this self-destruct option would come in handy..........

K A B O O M ! ! !

*cough* *cough* Oops, may have overdone it a bit......*thud*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 December 2016, 03:12:09
*Sensing an explosion, the BoP bits activate their own self destruct sequence intensifying the conflagration.*

*A new BoP walks in after the smoke clears*
Achoo, you got some 'splainin' to do.
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Post by: Wrangler on 02 December 2016, 08:05:01
Oh, I thought Achoo activated HIS destruct system.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 December 2016, 13:08:02
DAMN!  You guys been eating beans again?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 December 2016, 16:24:43
Nah, but high explosives are a key structural component of most BoP models
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 December 2016, 18:04:32
*watches the cave explosions just outside the bar as he dives into the former-DropShip bar*

Thank gaud for that battle steel this place is made out of.  Oh...looks like Achoo's slightly used car is now looks like a New York City confetti parade went by...
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Post by: truetanker on 04 December 2016, 18:22:50
* Prepares an Orbital Bombardment solution... *

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 December 2016, 23:11:54
*Achoo limps back into the scene, slightly scorched, bruised and battered*

Wow, that explosion was much more....enthusiastic.....guess that applies here, than the sixe of the self-destruct charge. Don't know why BoP wanted to bond with the bulldozer for anyway......bulldozers cant drink beer.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2016, 11:32:41
Where the hell is Emperor Clang?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 December 2016, 12:28:18
Last i saw (or heard of Clang) he went into the bathroom in the lower levels.
I may heard some screams, so i don't know if he got out of there.

*Wrangler dials the 911 to have Ambulance take Achoo to the Hospital*

*Suddenly a Maxim Mk II Hover Transport bursts into the scene promply running over Achoo.
The wide battalion size Infantry Bay opens up and entire team of ferrets in MedTech uniforms snatches the remains of Achoo's car and put on a stretcher and begins to put in Maxim Mk II.*

You Edgits!  Him not the car!  *Wrangler points to Achoo under the skirtless Hover Transport.  The Ferrerts then grab the various parts of Achoo including his wallet and take off in the Transport with zoom*

Gaud, we got get better Health plan for this place. Its always those guys.
Good thing this bar has a vehicle bay those clueless dudes can drive through now.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2016, 13:15:39
The Lower Levels you say
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 07 December 2016, 21:09:45
Wouldn't that be upwards towards the Bridge? IIRC Wombat drop this bird on it's head.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 December 2016, 00:56:58
I think Wombat dropped it on his own widdle head.
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Post by: Wrangler on 08 December 2016, 10:13:44
Welll....the bar is upside down DropShop.   So lower levels is where the bridge is NOW.  But those construction union ferret guys relabeled the place as if upright.

By the way, watch out when Achoo fires the grill, those smoke stacks still go the Fusion powered engine linked in...

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 December 2016, 15:15:32
Can't we just flip the ship over?
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Post by: Wrangler on 09 December 2016, 21:15:50
Can't we just flip the ship over?
It's like buried like 20 stories underground...
The Tiamat was one of the ships chasing the Wombat in his improvised....dropship made out of the old Lair. The current bar sort crashed and made into a "new" Lair and bar lounge.

Before
(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50740.0;attach=38384)
...and After...
(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50740.0;attach=38386)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 10 December 2016, 12:29:09
OH.   


It DOES look like a lawn dart.   O:-)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 December 2016, 15:49:46
Yes but we have toon physics!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 11 December 2016, 19:12:43
Well, I have toons, but I don't know anything about physics. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 12 December 2016, 00:07:17
Their very musical toons.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2016, 01:19:50
But being toons they are mostly, well, out of tune and quite looney.   8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 December 2016, 16:42:43
With Toon Physics we just take a few Helium Balloons and attach them to the drop ship and it will float up and then we let Achoo cut the strings after we rotate it around
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2016, 23:53:16
It's rather stuck, I am afraid.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 December 2016, 00:54:37
So WD-40 then?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 15 December 2016, 06:48:49
no no no no.   That stuff's expensive.   just the old can of oil. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 December 2016, 11:38:28
Bacon grease
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 December 2016, 00:54:06
Ahh, the oil and grease appears to be on fire and it's spreading along the walls....
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 December 2016, 12:04:50
Don't worry about the fire.....the fire suppression system will take care of.........wait.....this is Clangluna.  }:)

If the fire suppression system works at all it is going off somewhere else.   }:)

It may be time to panic.   O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 19 December 2016, 14:57:40
Oh it works.  I know, I reloaded it. 

...

Wait, it's suppose to SUPPRESS fires? :O
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 December 2016, 15:47:11
REMAIN CALM!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 19 December 2016, 17:54:16
Here, lemme see if I can blow that out...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 20 December 2016, 00:58:08
Duck and Cover!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 December 2016, 02:26:25
All,

The Emperor has asked that Clangluna enter a period of morning.

That is all

MM
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 December 2016, 03:48:14
We enter a period of morning every day.  It comes after night, and generally ends around noon.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 20 December 2016, 10:47:31
It ends?    ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 20 December 2016, 10:53:02
Yes, like all things with the exception of twinkies
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 20 December 2016, 11:05:49
But, But, but,....


This is Clangluna..........
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 December 2016, 17:58:26
Mourning - damn typos
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 December 2016, 18:04:03
:p
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 December 2016, 21:42:43
Wow! That is a pretty fire! It's pretty hot, is spreading pretty quickly and is pretty much destroying everything it it's path!   O0


Very likely time to panic.   :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 23 December 2016, 14:09:25
 :-[   Sorry. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 December 2016, 01:15:15
Ahhh are we putting the fire out? You know fire, death comes after that if we don't exit the Clangluna?  We could get insurance reclaims and rebuild the place?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 December 2016, 01:25:04
What makes you think I'm vulnerable to fire?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 December 2016, 10:54:26
Well, the melting metal coming from your body dripping on the floor for one thing.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 24 December 2016, 14:52:51
* Rolls a 12 on 2D6 *

Yep I'll survive as long as I don't move my 200 ton tank from tis here hex.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 24 December 2016, 15:35:13
Wasn't the TN a 13? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 December 2016, 18:56:12
Well, the melting metal coming from your body dripping on the floor for one thing.
That's just my crunchy outer shell, my chewy center is heat resistant.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 December 2016, 16:38:48
Wasn't the TN a 13?

No he has a -1 for packing his shorts with ice
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 25 December 2016, 18:15:05
but it has a trait of no tolerance to cold in there...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 December 2016, 12:24:35
There was a lot of shrinkage
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 26 December 2016, 16:03:08
No he has a -1 for packing his shorts with ice

Where did he get the ice? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 December 2016, 00:41:10
*points to the semi-functional ice maker in the corner of the bar*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 27 December 2016, 03:04:01
OH,  no.   See, that thing doesn't work.   You see, I saw a certain little blue marsupial in here "fixing" it. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 December 2016, 03:35:21
Every once in a while Wombat accidentally fixes things.



They never work the way they were intended, however.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 December 2016, 08:04:30
So that's why it pumps out small miniature Wombats when i need ice for my beer...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 27 December 2016, 16:26:41
I was gonna ask if these were the guys you don't get wet and never feed after midnight.   But then I realized that the blue ones were much worse.   
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 December 2016, 23:52:22
If only they were as bad as the other ones. However, fortunately, the blue ones are not so smart. They work on the ClangaCorp production lines.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 28 December 2016, 01:22:23
Do not be fooled by their seeming lack of intelligence.   I never would have thought to try and siphon gas out of a car with a shop vac.    :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 December 2016, 19:26:15
Every once in a while Wombat accidentally fixes things.



They never work the way they were intended, however.


It helped that he thought it was a heater
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 January 2017, 09:26:18
No. It didn't.  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2017, 17:41:44
Do not be fooled by their seeming lack of intelligence.   I never would have thought to try and siphon gas out of a car with a shop vac.    :o

There is a good chance that would explode
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 03 January 2017, 22:08:30
There is a good chance that would explode

IRL  some 30+ years ago, I was dating the daughter of the woman who tried it.   There was smoke.  There were sparks.  I did not get to see it.  I was on a two week summer camp with my guard unit when she tried it.   But to hear her tell the story....       
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 04 January 2017, 08:11:57
So...it was smoke on the water?

*As he watches the firefighter ferrets fight the great fire of Clangluna with comical results of them slip and sliding all over the place.*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 January 2017, 15:00:17
Why are they using butter?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 January 2017, 23:21:50
It's Clangluna and they are ACME trained firefighting ferrets. Need I say more?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 05 January 2017, 03:22:02
Here, let me try to blow it out again...   
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 January 2017, 12:20:30
Here, let me try to blow it out again...   


you know that's how the emperor burned his back side
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 08 January 2017, 19:10:44
The flames are getting higher....

Oh well, might well get marshmallows.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 January 2017, 10:33:10
Burn baby burn
Disco Inferno
Burn baby burn
Burn that mother down
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 10 January 2017, 00:30:24
Clangluna is supposed to be flame ******.   That's why I'm here.  You know.   In case I sneeze or something.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 January 2017, 00:53:36
I'd pull the fire suppression ring if I didn't think the system was actually full of napalm
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2017, 02:12:09
Clangluna is supposed to be flame ******.   That's why I'm here.  You know.   In case I sneeze or something.

That's Achooluna. Clangluna is mentally ******.  O:-)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 11 January 2017, 01:29:49
No no no.    Achooluna is where people do sneeze.   Here, I just might sneeze. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 January 2017, 09:36:11
And Achooluna is flame ******. Clangluna...............not so much.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 11 January 2017, 10:50:34
So what do they use to make the flame ****** at Achooluna? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 January 2017, 20:41:24
Actual flame ****** materials, unlike Clangluna which uses Clangacorp falsely labeled flame "******" material.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 16 January 2017, 22:04:48
Is that so? Is that why one of the flames just shot off down a hall way on one those skinny carpets?
I think I'm hearing explosions from back there....
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 January 2017, 00:08:53
And Achooluna is flame ******. Clangluna...............not so much.

ooh it's ****** that's for sure
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 January 2017, 19:46:55
Yup.






Very ******.















Mentally.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 January 2017, 22:41:44
He puts the Special in Education
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 05 February 2017, 17:21:08
He puts the Special in Education

I thought that was for the Sauce, or is that a Secret?

Either way, I blame Herb.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 February 2017, 17:06:04
Well, he does make a good scapegoat......
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 20 February 2017, 14:54:25
*looking at the result of the "Great Clangluna Catastrophe", Wrangler notices there no roof, nor walls except for a possible char-remains of a bar*

Hmmm, are you guys going pitch in to fix this place or we moving this party into the Mobile HQ turn it into party bus?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 February 2017, 23:33:13
Well unless it is already on Clangluna that could take a while........   8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 February 2017, 01:22:25
Don't worry.  I have studied shipping container architecture.
*a BoP Industries plane airdrops the fully loaded upper deck of a freighter near the group*

Some assembly may be required.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 February 2017, 12:19:52
Ya think? And you better check your order forms because that is the upper deck of a deep sea freighter.











Although we could modify it into a bar.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 21 February 2017, 15:48:17
Well, we could rework the bar part and call it the "Galley Hatch", while the Achoo's "Throne Room" can be called the Poop Deck.

*silently sneaks off to the Mobile HQ / Temp-Bar On Wheels*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 February 2017, 14:47:50
Meh.    Go be sneaky sneaky. I saw a bunch of woozels wheeling away a bunch of stuff from that vehicle a while ago.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 23 February 2017, 16:31:37
Dang it, they did it again?!?  [soapbox]
Going have to get my Federated Autorifle and go varmiting.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 February 2017, 12:51:44
Meh.    Go be sneaky sneaky. I saw a bunch of woozels wheeling away a bunch of stuff from that vehicle a while ago.

they took the stereo
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 24 February 2017, 22:23:01
Wasn't that the only thing in that vehicle that worked? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 February 2017, 23:42:56
Wasn't that the only thing in that vehicle that worked?
Yes and it had his Donna Summer cassette in it
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 27 February 2017, 11:27:24
I'm not sure I want to know how that got in there.   :(   Nor do I want to know how you know that.    ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2017, 12:43:45
Sometimes it is better just to not know the details and be satisfied with the results.   >:D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 February 2017, 20:43:47
I'm not sure I want to know how that got in there.   :(   Nor do I want to know how you know that.    ::)

Come on.  He's been singing "MacArthur Park" all day
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 February 2017, 20:55:53
*tow truck arrives and takes the Mobile HQ vehicle away....*

Damn, now we got get another one.  OH wait, i know some guys who converted their coolant truck into a Vodka Truck.  Maybe they could lent us one for time being....with Clangluna burned down, exploded, all sort pieces everywhere.

Wasn't there some kind of Emperor or something ran this place? *Wrangler put his hand out to shade his eyes as he surveys the landscape known as Clangluna for someone meeting the description*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 27 February 2017, 23:32:51
* A very dusty and dirty 95 ton assault tank with equally dusty and dirty hitched trailer crawls to a stop... *

" Where's the bar? "

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 00:48:25
We had a Vodka truck?

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 February 2017, 01:46:49
We have a vodka truck? And it hasn't been stolen from us yet? Praise the lord and pass the vodka!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 02:04:11
Do we need to dance like Russians?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 28 February 2017, 02:35:20
We had a Vodka truck?

Yep.  It's the one marked "MiG 25 Brake Fluid." :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 03:45:55
Yep.  It's the one marked "MiG 25 Brake Fluid." :)

Hmmmm

We better test the quality on you
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 28 February 2017, 08:18:47
*Wrangler calls his buddies from Ishtar's Irregulars and they dispatch Vodka Truck with Battle Lance of 'Mechs guarding it.*

*A Coolant Truck arrives that's has a silvered fluid tank on the back.  The crew bounces out and sets up the tempo bar. With the words "Open for Business!"*

With lance of Mechs, i'm sure nothing will happen!

*hands the drinks to Achoo and the others and take drink*.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 08:34:45
its best to test it on Clarke Marik so we don't lose anything of value
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 February 2017, 10:02:27
MMM, nothing like a nice glass of swill
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 10:29:31
MMM, nothing like a nice glass of swill

how many times we gotta tell you to stop drinking your own bath water ? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 28 February 2017, 10:38:11
Hey, this is quality stuff.  Straight out the their portal Refinery.

*Suddenly one of the guard Mechs stomps and unleashes barrage of Medium Pulse Lasers at one of the brushes. Howls of Weasels being BBQ whom were attempting to penetrate the Vodka Truck area. 

*The Pentrator stomps back into it's guarding spot.  It turns it s torso and says over the loud speaker "No Pay, No Drinking Day".
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 10:55:03
We don't pay weasels?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 February 2017, 11:17:35
Of course not.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 28 February 2017, 11:27:07
I think they were trying to steal the booze again.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 28 February 2017, 12:08:19
*drinking vodka from fluid truck*

Somebody called? :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 20:22:29
Yes!  What's the proof rating on that Vodka?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 28 February 2017, 23:26:26
{Stumbles into view}

*hic*  oh I don't know.  It's something something proof.   *hic*

{Stumbles out of view.  There is a low rumble and the ground shakes as obviously something very big has fallen.  Then flames shoot across view}

[from out of view in the direction PD stumbled]:  SORRYYYYYYY!!!  Is everyone ok?!?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 February 2017, 23:30:59
Well, I have proof that it may be vodka. It is definitely alcohol. We also have proof that it doesn't pay to be a weasel. We even have proof that despite numerous efforts ClarkeMarek is still alive and sort of kicking. We do not have any proof that Clang is still among us and that it may be time to declare him missing and start the paperwork to take over ClangaCorp and liquidate it's assets. All in favor say aye!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 01 March 2017, 00:58:23
Yes!  What's the proof rating on that Vodka?

Uh.....80. ;) :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2017, 03:19:48
Aye - I'll have more Vodka
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 01 March 2017, 08:16:16
Aye, Clangluna must continue!

...Waitminute...when you say "liquidate" were taking all his assets trying to make into booze?  I didn't think that was possible...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2017, 10:01:16
We can squeeze Clangador's head.  It's mostly unused fluid. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 March 2017, 00:53:09
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww    :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 March 2017, 03:08:40
An on that note
*BoP pulls a hip flask from one of his many storage compartments and takes a hefty swig*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2017, 04:44:36
Well his head has to be good for something
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 02 March 2017, 07:46:18
So what are we to do with the once mighty and legendary Clangluna? 

*watches as bulldozers manned by slightly beat up ferrets run over the ruins of Clangluna and watches the casual Ferret go missing from a unspeakable evil lurking below the ruins with metal tentacles. *
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2017, 08:26:43
Usually we drive it into the sun
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 March 2017, 00:57:25
Usually we just park them over the planet Endor and blow it up, further destroying the ecology of that forest moon started by the destruction of the Death Star.   8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 March 2017, 08:06:01
I think you run out Death Stars rate we you guys ledge to go through Clangluna(s).
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 03 March 2017, 11:17:50
 ???

What did you just say? 

 ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 March 2017, 14:46:53
???

What did you just say? 

 ???
Sorry, was hitting the drink bit hard.

I meant to say, you'd run out of Death Stars *blowing up* before you run out of Clanglunas.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 05 March 2017, 11:05:45
You see, that's why you don't drink and surf.   ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 05 March 2017, 15:52:14
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RosoKgnA--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18nz0s5v3uet6jpg.jpg)

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 March 2017, 19:20:32
Friends don't let their friends text drunk.   ^-^


It just sort of happens and we all get to laugh at them.   O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 06 March 2017, 01:39:39
Friends don't let their friends text drunk.   ^-^


It just sort of happens and we all get to laugh at them.   O0


Hey, I'm text and I time all the damn drunk. :)

.....

Uh.... :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 March 2017, 12:40:30
Hey, I'm text and I time all the damn drunk. :)

.....

Uh.... :o

That's just the Texas talking
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 March 2017, 14:30:26
That's just the Texas talking
From the heart of Texas?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 07 March 2017, 14:54:13
Texas has no heart. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 March 2017, 16:22:28
But Clangluna..........does.

I'm sure Emperor Clangluna if he's found just needs to be jump start. Perhaps with car on the other end of the wires...
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 March 2017, 20:48:01
From the heart of Texas?

Something that rhymes with heart.

Starts with an F

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Post by: PurpleDragon on 08 March 2017, 09:27:30
Oh, well that's my son. 
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 March 2017, 10:53:29
Oh, well that's my son.

Feart?  You really should have left the naming to your wife
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 09 March 2017, 03:57:38
I did.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 09 March 2017, 14:31:35
That's why you shouldn't kids your drunk when your name. ;)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 09 March 2017, 20:25:27
I sips in the toilet and pucks the cup...

I plays a pretzel!
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1t5QbF4yWDtjdGjA5dObcDXdnYTtX1lo8khZ_SPvvUP5sNS3tHmO767E)

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Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 March 2017, 12:00:02
This place gets stranger every day
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 10 March 2017, 23:01:59
Well, it keeps its lively.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 March 2017, 01:17:36
Stranger
Danger
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 March 2017, 16:05:26
Roger Roger
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 12 March 2017, 18:24:05
Danger Will Robinson; Danger. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 13 March 2017, 01:45:16
Meh.  You wouldn't bit of the butt, "strange," if it meaning you on the know. :P
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 March 2017, 12:52:35
Meh.  You wouldn't bit of the butt, "strange," if it meaning you on the know. :P

Is this Classic Texas Gibberish or is it New Age Texas Gibberish?

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 15 March 2017, 19:36:09
Is this Classic Texas Gibberish or is it New Age Texas Gibberish?

Drunken Cali-infiltrated Texas gibberish, of course. :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 15 March 2017, 22:19:07
Is he ok? *pokes Achoo with a pool cue*  he been laying there for couple days now.

I know a guy like his liquor but really...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 16 March 2017, 14:01:16
*grabs pool cue*

*eats pool cue*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 16 March 2017, 18:46:41
*grabs pool cue*

*eats pool cue*
Is this your cue that your hungry?
You can get fibers in other ways you know.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 March 2017, 19:24:16
(Achoo stands up......well, not really. Without even moving he just tips up with his eyes glowing bright pink. He looks around, smiles evilly and grabs a pool cue, Which begins to glow pinkly. He looks at Wrangler and stops smiling.)

I greet you in the name of Word of Bunny. May his peace be upon you. Would you like to discuss selling your soul to the Great Bunny himself? We have cupcakes and jelly beans!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 March 2017, 20:17:00
No thanks, I gave to the office.

*scrams...................***ZIP****
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 March 2017, 11:05:45
This always happens around Easter
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 18 March 2017, 21:14:55
Well, quit bringing her around, then. :P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 March 2017, 08:19:48
Well, quit bringing her around, then. :P
HER?  :o  Is there something your not telling us, Mr. Marek???? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 23 March 2017, 23:38:12
HER?  :o  Is there something your not telling us, Mr. Marek????

I thought everybody knew about Easter. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 March 2017, 02:44:38
You have mistaken Ester for Easter Mr.Marek. Entirely different. Would you like a complimentary Word Of Bunny Pink Chocolate Easter Bunny? Maybe a pink fluff icing pink bubblegum cupcake?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 25 March 2017, 00:38:09
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 March 2017, 05:21:19
Actually that sounds pretty good
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 26 March 2017, 07:36:48
Unless you like you and your car turned into zombie bunny of the pink kind...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 March 2017, 07:39:43
I would own a Panther Pink Dodge but they are hard to come by and super expensive
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 March 2017, 01:24:55
I do know where you can find a Pink Panther, but you will have to challenge Lala for the possession of her BattleMech.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 March 2017, 06:58:38
Reminds me.  I need to paint up a Pink Panther
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 27 March 2017, 07:34:17
(Achoo stands up......well, not really. Without even moving he just tips up with his eyes glowing bright pink. He looks around, smiles evilly and grabs a pool cue, Which begins to glow pinkly. He looks at Wrangler and stops smiling.)

I greet you in the name of Word of Bunny. May his peace be upon you. Would you like to discuss selling your soul to the Great Bunny himself? We have cupcakes and jelly beans!

What, no caramel-filled chocolates? Well, looks like there's nothing to keep me here. *toddles off, stage right*
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 March 2017, 08:03:25
I like chocolate Easter bunnies
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Post by: Wrangler on 27 March 2017, 08:08:57
*watches Sharpnel toddle off and tumble off stage....rolls down the back alley, down the hill...knocks over a ProtoMech Roch which promply picks him up and American Football style throws him back into the bar, through the front door and onto a large couch*
What the...did Karma pay him back?

*Wrangler continues try to avoid the extra pink eyes of Achoo as he tries convert people into Easter candy.*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 27 March 2017, 17:07:50
Was it this stage he fell off...

(http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/2347160738_80369de88a.jpg)

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Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 March 2017, 00:32:53
My peeps!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 March 2017, 17:29:23
We at the Word Of Bunny also have lots of Peeps! And Cotton Candy and even caramel filled chocolate Easter eggs!

Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 March 2017, 10:41:12
Feels awful Willy Wonka in here
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 31 March 2017, 11:54:56
Well one of his outsourced factories is over the horizon *points* that way. I think the fumes of the place got to Achoo. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 April 2017, 12:23:53
I think he's been sucking on the smoke stacks
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 April 2017, 18:01:55
But the pink cottoncandy stacks smell so good! And the stacks themselves are edible hard candy. Everything there is edible!
Which leads to a lot of regular rebuilding, but still...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 02 April 2017, 19:23:24
*in bid to salvage the day from the Word of Bunny, Ferret police use a transmopher and zaps Mighty Achoo into Mr. Magoo!*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 April 2017, 15:06:29
What are the Dental Bills around here?

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2017, 19:44:00
That is a good question! I must go seek the answer! To the Eggplantmobile!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 04 April 2017, 20:30:32
To the Eggplantmobile!

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ff/8e/a4/ff8ea4d19ddc99252304ec0d9359f70d.jpg)
Ok....

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Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2017, 23:01:54
WOO TO THE HOO!
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Post by: Wrangler on 05 April 2017, 20:53:59
WTH...what a twist!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 April 2017, 23:35:25
Come on baby
Let's do the twist
Come on baby
Let's do the twist
Take me by my little hand
And go like this

Ee-yah twist
Baby, baby twist
Ooh yeah, just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist

My daddy is sleepin'
And mama ain't around
Yeah, daddy just sleepin'
And mama ain't around
We're gonna twisty twisty twisty
Till we tear the house down

Come on and twist
Yeah, baby twist
Oooh yeah, just like this
Come on miss and do the twist
Ee-yah

('Round and 'round and 'round and 'round)
('Round and 'round and 'round and 'round)

Yeah, you should see my little sis
You should see my my litlle Sis
She really knows how to rock
She knows how to twist

Come on and twist
Yeah, baby twist
Oooh yeah, just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist

('Round and 'round and 'round and 'round)
('Round and 'round and 'round and 'round)

Yeah, rock on now
Yeah, twist on down
Twist
('Round and 'round and 'round)
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Post by: Wrangler on 11 April 2017, 13:53:43
Since the Emperor is gone. Is this place on EBay now?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 April 2017, 03:27:40
No it's not on eBay. 

This place falls into the category of used unwashed underwear.  Not legal to sell.  Clang tried. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 April 2017, 10:05:41
Clang is very trying.  O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 12 April 2017, 17:00:37
Well, if you're not cheatin, you're not tryin.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 April 2017, 22:01:09
I have been told that I am very trying as well.....
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 April 2017, 02:25:18
I just texted with the Clang

He's at the Olive Garden

Counting the olives

This is not a joke
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 April 2017, 12:41:07
He works for Olive Garden?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 April 2017, 00:04:39
He works for Olive Garden?

No he has multiple jobs but that ain't one of them. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 14 April 2017, 01:38:57
He can count? :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 April 2017, 02:04:30
He can count? :o

Up to 21  ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 April 2017, 20:49:20
Not while at Olive Garden. They have a strict policy concerning shoes and pants.


Stupid policy..........
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Post by: ClarkeMarek on 16 April 2017, 16:32:10
Up to 21  ::)

Sorry to hear.  When did he lose'em? :(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 April 2017, 14:18:59
Not while at Olive Garden. They have a strict policy concerning shoes and pants.


Stupid policy..........


Clang never reads the fine print
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 April 2017, 23:33:23
Since he has stopped posting here it looks like he has just stopped reading at all.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 April 2017, 13:13:32
I knew I shouldn't have broken his typing finger. 

That's what I get for punching him in the nose.

 ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 21 April 2017, 14:09:36
I knew I shouldn't have broken his typing finger. 

That's what I get for punching him in the nose.

 ::)
All-paid trip to Clanglunaland! With fun and excitement for everyone to enjoy!
Not responsible Capture for possible indentured service once entering the park and forced to wear Emperor Clangluna mascot out fit for 2 weeks.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 21 April 2017, 23:42:41

I'm posting this from a hospital bathroom. No I'm not sick. Well at least physically sick. Mentally is another matter. My associate, who tells me things when I'm not here, says there are those who question my existence. I am indeed very real and here to check on my thread. You have been warned...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 April 2017, 12:01:06
HE DOES EXIST! *thud*
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Post by: Clangador on 22 April 2017, 22:39:57
HE DOES EXIST! *thud*

***Throws bad smelling salts on ACHOO.***   

You okay buddy?!?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 April 2017, 23:39:55
*Wrangler watches bad selling salts sizzle on the out cold, Achoo*
What heck was made out of??
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 23 April 2017, 02:21:04
Are you implying I threw Clang-a-Corp™ brand Bath Salts on him!?!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 23 April 2017, 02:46:00
Here, I'll wake him up! O0

*grabs a container marked "gasoline"

*opens container*

*pours it on Achoo*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 23 April 2017, 03:49:22
Here, I'll wake him up! O0

*grabs a container marked "gasoline"

*opens container*

*pours it on Achoo*

I hope he doesn't breath any of that.  ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 23 April 2017, 17:21:12
Someone is going up in smoke. Pink flames and all.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 April 2017, 21:54:57
*wakes up*

Gah! Who poured vaseline all over me? Ick!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 25 April 2017, 01:05:01
***Clang releases 12 billion vasaline-eating skin mites on Achoo. ***
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 25 April 2017, 01:21:43
I'll help ya, Achoo! O0

*grabs a bottle marked "водка" and pours it on Achoo*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 25 April 2017, 06:48:27
What a messy situation.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 25 April 2017, 11:00:14
Oh Achoo likes getting stuff poured in him? ***the Clang-a-Engineers pour. The liquid contents behind Hoover Damn all over Achoo. ***
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 April 2017, 23:00:02
Clang-A-Engineers?  Oh God now we are in trouble
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 April 2017, 00:47:43
*sigh* [Achoo disappears in a swirl of pinkness to go get cleaned up, disinfected and inoculated, leaving behind an Achoo shaped cardboard cutout and a tape player belting out Yoko Ono's Greatest Screeches.]
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 April 2017, 03:21:30
[MM's ears start to bleed]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 26 April 2017, 13:53:01
*Wrangler watches sneaking out of the shadows a certain blue Wombat with a toothy grin.  Then takes a black marker and adds a Black mustache and a monocle glasses Achoo shaped cardboard cutout and writes very badly "W was here" and disappears with the tape player as he groving to the "music"!*

Leave something out in the open like that
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 April 2017, 01:13:02
[Achoo returns, looks at the cut out, notices the lack of music and smiles. He pulls out a remote control and presses the button.]

[Off in the distance there is a rather large KABOOM! and Wombat is launched up into the air for about 30 seconds of hang time. However Wombat, having never studied the law of gravity, gets distracted and forgets to fall back down.]

Whew. Anyone want a beer?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 April 2017, 05:47:50
Silly Wrangler.  The Wombat can't write. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 April 2017, 13:25:18
Silly Wrangler.  The Wombat can't write.
Thats what a Smartphone and Youtube/Comtube is for.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 April 2017, 01:26:52
Thats what a Smartphone and Youtube/Comtube is for.

I don't think he has figured out voice commands either.  He's a crayons and paper kind of guy
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 28 April 2017, 08:49:02
I don't think he has figured out voice commands either.  He's a crayons and paper kind of guy
I figured the Smartphone was AI and smarter than him.  ;)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 April 2017, 21:29:11
On Clangluna there is no AI

Actually there is no type of Intelligence
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 29 April 2017, 09:46:59
On Clangluna there is no AI

Actually there is no type of Intelligence
No A & I!?! Did somebody ste*l them?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2017, 10:30:16
Actually, Clangluna is chock full of A.I.

Anti-Intelligence.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 30 April 2017, 22:16:25
Actually, Clangluna is chock full of A.I.

Anti-Intelligence.


Hey now we don't even get the Faux New channel here.  ;)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2017, 22:50:04
Well, that is one advantage to having terrible signal reception here!  O0  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 30 April 2017, 23:07:01
Reception?  I thought Wombat was handling reception....oh that's why no one comes in here...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 30 April 2017, 23:07:45
Reception?  I thought Wombat was handling reception....oh that's why no one comes in here...

You showed up...

TT  O:-)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 01 May 2017, 00:13:33
***Clang turns on the Moon News Network™©®. ***
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 01 May 2017, 06:48:35
Since you have returned back to Clangaluna, Clangador.  What precisely do you do?  Some called you an Emperor.  Is Clangluna a land or a corporation?  Please educate us newcomers to this place.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 May 2017, 14:39:08
Clangluna is owned by Clang-A-Corp which is in sole possession of Emperor Clang.  It's where all the Clang-A-Corp goods are manufactured and where they have their cloning vats
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 02 May 2017, 01:06:26
The official history is thus.

Clangluna, The Moon Empire, was founded in 2005 when a creature called The Wombat strapped Clangador to an old Saturn V rocket and launched him to the moon. Fortunately, Clangador (in his pre-emperor days) always carried a mega-capacity storage device and used this to access an army of android construction workers which were sent back in time to build a habitable moon base to land in upon his arrival. He took this opportunity to announce the founding of Clangluna.

Plus what Mopar said.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 01:39:52
Unfortunately the android construction workers were Clang-A-Corp products, which meant they did a terrible job and produced a defective Luna. It has also been repossessed a few times, stolen a few times, flat out hijacked by Wombat at least five times. And Clang has lost the keys a few times and then lost himself for a while in Seattle.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 02 May 2017, 06:20:18
So Wombat did a hostile take over and runs the place.  Check!  *Wrangler looks up see if there no Anvils alledged to fall on certain persons.*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 May 2017, 11:05:38
Unfortunately the android construction workers were Clang-A-Corp products, which meant they did a terrible job and produced a defective Luna. It has also been repossessed a few times, stolen a few times, flat out hijacked by Wombat at least five times. And Clang has lost the keys a few times and then lost himself for a while in Seattle.

I thought it was also driven into the sun and this is the second Clangluna
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 02 May 2017, 19:28:44
Unfortunately the android construction workers were Clang-A-Corp products, which meant they did a terrible job and produced a defective Luna. It has also been repossessed a few times, stolen a few times, flat out hijacked by Wombat at least five times. And Clang has lost the keys a few times and then lost himself for a while in Seattle.

Seattle is more confusing than it looks in Sleepless in Seattle. And Grey's Anatomy. And Dark Angel. And that Elvis movie where he goes to the 1962 World's Fair.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 02 May 2017, 20:17:28
Been there, too many hills and traffic.  :P
I can see you moved to the moon despite of the Wombat issues.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 21:44:42
Clang likes being mooned!  8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 May 2017, 00:03:06
Seattle is more confusing than it looks in Sleepless in Seattle. And Grey's Anatomy. And Dark Angel. And that Elvis movie where he goes to the 1962 World's Fair.

How can unmarked left hand exits off the freeway and street addresses like 1235 SW North 1235 1/2 Street NW Court be confusing?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 May 2017, 06:15:44
Clang likes being mooned!  8)
If he on the moon, doesn't that mean he doing the mooning?  He's moon entire Terra (Earth) from up there.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 May 2017, 12:34:34
Clang is more of Plumber's Crack kind of guy  ;D ;)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 May 2017, 14:56:18
They need to fill that crack with some plastic epoxy.  :P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 04 May 2017, 01:16:50
Clang is more of Plumber's Crack kind of guy  ;D ;)

Hey I have spenders to eliminate that.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 May 2017, 19:32:22
Hey I have spenders to eliminate that.

Sporting the Mork from Ork look?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 May 2017, 01:28:51
Just spackle the crack over and snap the suspenders.    O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 May 2017, 09:34:08
That doesn't sound safe
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 06 May 2017, 14:13:29
Suspenders  #P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 May 2017, 07:15:47
You'd be pretty snappy in suspenders  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 07 May 2017, 13:20:26
I always wear them under a shirt. In the port of Tacoma it was under my safety vest. At the lab it's under my scrub top.
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Post by: truetanker on 07 May 2017, 17:05:01
I wonder... Suspenders in the bathtub?  :-\

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 07 May 2017, 20:19:43
I wonder... Suspenders in the bathtub?  :-\

TT

That's just crazy enough to work
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 May 2017, 20:42:36
I always wear them under a shirt. In the port of Tacoma it was under my safety vest. At the lab it's under my scrub top.

These are clamped to your nipples aren't they?
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Post by: Clangador on 08 May 2017, 00:12:37
These are clamped to your nipples aren't they?

Only the first two.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 May 2017, 01:22:04
OK - glad we are clear on that
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Post by: PurpleDragon on 08 May 2017, 12:54:57
Anybody got bleach?  I need to wash the image out....
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Post by: Wrangler on 08 May 2017, 13:01:59
Bleach is over there next to the Soda fountain.  I think there 3 different choices to choose from.
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Post by: ClarkeMarek on 08 May 2017, 14:53:16
Bleach is over there next to the Soda fountain.  I think there 3 different choices to choose from.

So that's what the enema bags are for. :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 May 2017, 16:46:35
We have bleach, acid and mineral water for your eye washing needs.  It's in case you see Clarke in a Speedo strutting around in 6" pumps with a pink umbrella. 

He likes to wear his Speedo butt floss style.

Just saying. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 May 2017, 22:49:31
Bleach will not even start to get that image out of my head. I need to use a power washer for this. Then one hell of a lot of alcohol, followed by maybe some brainwashing by a former WOB Inquisitor, followed by even more alcohol and the power washer again...............crap. That won't work. All I have to do is read this thread again and all of that will be ruined. CURSE YOU CLANG! CURSE YOU MOPAR FOR BRINGING IT UP!
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Post by: Clangador on 09 May 2017, 00:12:29
Mopar and myself are known for being quite curse worthy.  :D O0 ;D
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 May 2017, 08:13:13
Mopar and myself are known for being quite curse worthy.  :D O0 ;D

I'm going to sleep like a baby on the plane to night embraced in the photo of Achoo curled up in a fetal position while images of Clarke dance around him. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 May 2017, 08:44:03
So you're going to wake up every hour to cry?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 May 2017, 11:17:18
So you're going to wake up every hour to cry?

No to ask for another cocktail  ;D

There free! 

Hahahahhahahhahahaahahahahaha

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Post by: Wrangler on 09 May 2017, 13:59:19
No Driving drunk.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 May 2017, 23:28:10
No to ask for another cocktail  ;D

There free! 

Hahahahhahahhahahaahahahahaha

As opposed to here free?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 09 May 2017, 23:57:18
No Driving drunk.

Technically MM is always drunk it just has minimal effect since the great pickling of 2014.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 10 May 2017, 06:34:29
Technically MM is always drunk it just has minimal effect since the great pickling of 2014.
Should I ask what happened during this pickling?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 May 2017, 00:21:35
All records of the incident have been erased and a lot of NDA's signed to protect the guilty from prosecution and annoy the innocent.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 11 May 2017, 16:14:14
So your just a sore what ya call it?

 8)

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 May 2017, 17:35:02
All records of the incident have been erased and a lot of NDA's signed to protect the guilty from prosecution and annoy the innocent.

Yes we must protect the guilty
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 11 May 2017, 17:47:45
Yes we must protect the guilty

And punish the innocent and cause a few civilian casualties just for good measure.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 May 2017, 12:15:59
And torture.  Extra torture
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 14 May 2017, 16:32:23

***Clang orders a full nuclear strike on North Korea. ***

Nobody will care.
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Post by: Wrangler on 14 May 2017, 16:48:53
*Wrangler watches Clang's nuclear missile strike goes off course due to Clangluna-Industry quality of the electronics.  The Nuclear missiles instead hits Cleveland, Oh. However the missile fail to detonate and crash into the ground upside down becoming tourist attraction.*

Wat the...does that company make ANYTHING that doesn't have questionable problems.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 14 May 2017, 18:45:49
* An intelligent alien crawls out of the said tourist attraction. *

What is this place?

* Some guy yells out * Cleveland!

Cleve-Land? U-huh. That's a perfect weird name for this planet.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHOwH9WM1wAArW2Q0yRkI3I1wA44KKLMxuZzLYX5B44NdQgGFR3iFoExPK (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHOwH9WM1wAArW2Q0yRkI3I1wA44KKLMxuZzLYX5B44NdQgGFR3iFoExPK)

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Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 14 May 2017, 23:19:03

I had a feeling those rat-brain processors were half insane.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 15 May 2017, 06:24:58
Half insane?  It['s all or nuthin.  If their not, their just plain nerfed.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 15 May 2017, 14:35:53

Rat Brain Nerf processors doesn't sound half bad. Hmmm...  :))
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 May 2017, 18:36:15
Rat Brain Nerf processors doesn't sound half bad. Hmmm...  :))

And you can get them at a discount
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 16 May 2017, 08:31:25
After all they were manufactured by Wombat chewing on BoP Industries CPU chips!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2017, 15:56:49
No, that is the semi-intelligent pile of poop that invaded the internet as emoji's.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 May 2017, 17:46:18
No, that is the semi-intelligent pile of poop that invaded the internet as emoji's.

So that is where the poop emoji came from
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 May 2017, 00:05:09
Glad BoP Industries and Clangluna Industries have joined forces to make stuff. The world won't survive...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 00:47:41
Glad BoP Industries and Clangluna Industries have joined forces to make stuff. The world won't survive...

Does the world really deserve to survive?  }:)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 May 2017, 05:25:39
Sure it deserves to.
That is why BoP Industries is definitely not building any doomsday devices.  O:-)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 May 2017, 06:38:38
I guess there plenty of planets in the Inner Sphere.  Thus there spares..but still...customer service will be pulling their hairs out of their heads.

"What do you mean it's normal for my toaster impossibly get drunk, start to stagger and puke my toast out?!?"
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 May 2017, 09:39:36
No customer service problems at BoP industries.
In order to best serve customers, we have hired only the best chefs.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 May 2017, 14:49:13
Does the world really deserve to survive?  }:)

After the cleansing?  Yes
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 May 2017, 16:43:25
It's a rental planet!  We lose the deposit if we get rid of it!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 May 2017, 18:04:13
All the more reason for the cleansing
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 20:48:07
Yea plus I put you people's kidneys up for the rental planet's deposit. We don't want to loose those do we??? (I don't really care, just being polite here.)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 May 2017, 06:01:42
It's a rental planet!  We lose the deposit if we get rid of it!
Have you SEEN the planet?

We're not getting that deposit back.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 18 May 2017, 07:08:31
Well, maybe it we can get a discount for just having been there.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 May 2017, 13:55:55
Yea plus I put you people's kidneys up for the rental planet's deposit. We don't want to loose those do we??? (I don't really care, just being polite here.)

As long as it's not my liver
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 19 May 2017, 16:54:30
As long as it's not my liver

Yup still have your liver? I could have swore that was removed and stolen years ago. This is a game changer...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 May 2017, 22:19:32
Game changer?  You switching to Clanglarun from Clanglatech you been playing?  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 May 2017, 00:39:01
Well, he is still pushing out Clangacrap........ O:-)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 20 May 2017, 10:38:45
The Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb aka The Church of Resplendent Light doesn't have to be at the top of the page on your website.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 May 2017, 23:30:42
That is good, because it isn't.   ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 22 May 2017, 00:30:43
That is good, because it isn't.   ::)

Thank the Bomb for that.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 22 May 2017, 13:32:53
What's a liver? ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 May 2017, 23:24:21
What usually takes the hit when you get stabbed in the back.  O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 23 May 2017, 07:46:16
What's a liver? ???
Some people call its a terrible meal depending on your tastes.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 23 May 2017, 22:55:23
Some people call its a terrible meal depending on your tastes.

So...it's a food, then..... ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 23 May 2017, 23:53:36
So...it's a food, then..... ???

Apparently.  Not a very good one, though. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 24 May 2017, 00:35:08
Apparently.  Not a very good one, though.

There are rumors Mopar's liver contains 5000% poof vodka.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 May 2017, 06:51:35
I thought he was 50% Detroit built...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 May 2017, 07:11:33
There are rumors Mopar's liver contains 5000% poof vodka.
It's amazing he hasn't been arrested for smuggling moonshine.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 May 2017, 14:07:26
The Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb aka The Church of Resplendent Light doesn't have to be at the top of the page on your website.

Well I can arrange to change that.   ^-^
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 May 2017, 14:08:54
There are rumors Mopar's liver contains 5000% poof vodka.

That's my spare liver.  I keep it pickled in pure Vodka so I don't shock it later. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 24 May 2017, 16:46:50
That's my spare liver.  I keep it pickled in pure Vodka so I don't shock it later.

I wonder what proof your actual blood is.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 24 May 2017, 20:49:55
The UN has a plan about that, just ask Korea if they want Google.

Then send in Mr. Mopar himself.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 May 2017, 21:15:37
I wonder what proof your actual blood is.

Documented 0.19
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 25 May 2017, 01:17:46
Documented 0.19

I could have swore we used your beard to shred that this Thursday.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 May 2017, 10:45:05
Are you saying I should shave?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 26 May 2017, 16:46:08
Did someone say shave?!?!  I'm in! :)

*grabs the rusty razor*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 26 May 2017, 17:25:27
Clarke, i know you like being on the bleeding edge of things.  But i don't think they want anything permanent in shave department.
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Post by: Clangador on 26 May 2017, 23:21:40
Clarke, i know you like being on the bleeding edge of things.  But i don't think they want anything permanent in shave department.

There's such a thing as a permanent shave!?!
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 May 2017, 02:13:42
Well they can do it with
lasers
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3427/3227041588_848943b3a9.jpg)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 27 May 2017, 08:19:07
Orbital shaving, brought to you by the Word of Blake!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 27 May 2017, 20:40:38
Clarke, i know you like being on the bleeding edge of things.  But i don't think they want anything permanent in shave department.

Oh nonsense.  Nothing is permanent.  Sides, I'm only going to take a little bit off the top...... ;) :) 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: PurpleDragon on 28 May 2017, 01:31:50
You know, they say that when people die, their hair and finger nails continue to grow.  So, my question is, why do archeologists never find any skulls with beards?  Nor any skeletons with manicures for that matter? 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 28 May 2017, 09:37:32
Answer: Because it's organic.

Answer here: Because silly, Beards don't like skulls!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 28 May 2017, 15:18:34
So there usually a rumble with guys dressed up with skulls and guys with beards?  ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 29 May 2017, 02:19:19
Skullless beardsss are the way to go.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 May 2017, 03:01:53
Hey never ever trust disembodied anything.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 May 2017, 03:28:13
Can you trust it if it is a disembodied nothing?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 May 2017, 06:55:40
If it's disembodied, no.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 May 2017, 16:07:14
I ain't got no body  :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 May 2017, 01:54:22
KILL IT WITH FIRE
wait. . .
crap

See?  This is why you can't trust anyone or anything without a body.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 May 2017, 15:49:49
What about those jars with heads in them?  Can you trust those?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 May 2017, 21:02:40
The only one of them I trust is Mr. Mason
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 May 2017, 22:01:45
I would rather trust a disembodied nothing than a disembodied head in a jar.   #P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 May 2017, 01:55:20
The only one of them I trust is Mr. Mason

If you had said Mr Nixon I might have believed you
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 31 May 2017, 02:20:06
I would rather trust a disembodied nothing than a disembodied head in a jar.   #P
but can you prove YOU aren't just a head in a jar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_in_a_vat)?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 31 May 2017, 08:38:03
I'll just put this here!

https://giphy.com/gifs/donald-trump-fox-news-gop-primary-debate-2015-3oEduLBXrQxgjk9W8g  (https://giphy.com/gifs/donald-trump-fox-news-gop-primary-debate-2015-3oEduLBXrQxgjk9W8g)

You'll have to do the work!

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Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 May 2017, 13:57:19
Not if i don't want to!  >:(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 02 June 2017, 01:03:49
Work is work and hard.  :(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 02 June 2017, 07:51:46
That's they you go on Rum fuel (fun filled) benders at night!  Your pirate you know, Mr. Clangador!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 02 June 2017, 14:49:18
Huh. Well I do take things from people.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 June 2017, 00:20:34
Mostly their sense of dignity. Fortunately I lost my dignity looooooooooooong ago.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 June 2017, 07:46:52
I think Wombat has it in a jar somewhere.  Shaking it once in a while.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 June 2017, 11:01:11
That's they you go on Rum fuel (fun filled) benders at night!  Your pirate you know, Mr. Clangador!

Is that English?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 03 June 2017, 12:02:03
Methinks he had too much rummy in his tummy!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 03 June 2017, 12:19:04
Mostly their sense of dignity. Fortunately I lost my dignity looooooooooooong ago.

What's "dignity?" ???

Methinks he had too much rummy in his tummy!

TT

Are you my mummy? ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 03 June 2017, 12:20:48
I'ma Hooiser daddy!

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Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 03 June 2017, 20:09:48

*Clang can be seen outside mowing the moon dust.*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 04 June 2017, 09:01:26
Mowing moon dust?  That stuff actually GROWS???  :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 June 2017, 10:57:28
Are you sure that isn't grey goo?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 04 June 2017, 16:28:50
Are you sure you wouldn't want to sell it?

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 June 2017, 16:32:33
I'ma Hooiser daddy!

TT

Or is that Who's Your Daddy?

Cause they seem the same to me
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 05 June 2017, 23:48:18

Might I inquire as to the status of your passports!?!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 June 2017, 00:00:00
Much like the status of everything else around here. Overpriced and not worth it in the long run.  }:)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 06 June 2017, 00:02:13
Much like the status of everything else around here. Overpriced and not worth it in the long run.  }:)

Just like life.  :(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 June 2017, 14:02:51
Might I inquire as to the status of your passports!?!

Only have one. 

I memorized the number along time ago along with my China Visa. 

My passport expires 02 Nov. 2020
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 06 June 2017, 14:05:26
I think Achoo's was swapped out when he wasn't looking. 
It was in written (scribbled) in crayon black with stick figure for his picture.

Didn't the Wombat borrow his wallet sometimes?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 June 2017, 14:29:38
I think Achoo's was swapped out when he wasn't looking. 
It was in written (scribbled) in crayon black with stick figure for his picture.

Didn't the Wombat borrow his wallet sometimes?

He lifted his wallet a lot.  So he went pantless.  Most of us here are pantless. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 07 June 2017, 00:58:06
He lifted his wallet a lot.  So he went pantless.  Most of us here are pantless.

*Clang looks down.*

What the hell happened to my pants and why are my leg hairs pink?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 June 2017, 02:19:19
Hey dude! What you do with your own leg hairs is your problem, not mine. I don't ask, and please don't tell!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 07 June 2017, 02:37:21
*Clang looks down.*

What the hell happened to my pants and why are my leg hairs pink?

*chewing on a pair of pants*

*looks at Clang*

:o  EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!  No wonder these things taste so rank! :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 June 2017, 08:11:42
*chewing on a pair of pants*

*looks at Clang*

:o  EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!  No wonder these things taste so rank! :o
You need better prescription glasses.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 07 June 2017, 14:58:29
But....mine hold a shot of rum! :o :(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 June 2017, 17:27:05
But....mine hold a shot of rum! :o :(

It might be the feeding tubes to your mouth that's the problem.

Plus that's not the proper use of garden hose
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 07 June 2017, 17:31:23
It might be the feeding tubes to your mouth that's the problem.

Plus that's not the proper use of garden hose

It's not? :o

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 June 2017, 17:47:17
It's not? :o

Afraid not
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 June 2017, 20:48:49
*sigh*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 June 2017, 20:54:18
*sigh*
Just remember, you triggered this. ;)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 June 2017, 21:05:56
It's not my fault!

OK, it's my fault but I am not to blame!

OK, I am to blame bit I didn't do it!

OK, I did it, but Mopar made me do it!

It's still not my fault!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 08 June 2017, 00:31:49
It's not my fault!

OK, it's my fault but I am not to blame!

OK, I am to blame bit I didn't do it!

OK, I did it, but Mopar made me do it!

It's still not my fault!


Would you like to bring charges against him? This is Clangluna after all. All manner of things are possible here.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 08 June 2017, 06:25:28
Well, Denial is the first sign of guilt.  ;)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 June 2017, 10:36:31
Oh and all of a sudden it's my fault?

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 09 June 2017, 00:41:34
***Twelve-thousand gerbals pop out of the ground and wait for Achoo to post a reply.***
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 June 2017, 07:21:11
Oh and all of a sudden it's my fault?


Who else's fault would it be (besides Clang's)?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 09 June 2017, 07:27:15
Who else's fault would it be (besides Clang's)?
Clang was saved by the Bell.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 10 June 2017, 14:51:02
Clang was saved by the Bell.

 O:-)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 June 2017, 20:18:43
Clang was saved by the Bell.

He's had his bell rung more times than the Vatican during a Pope parade.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 11 June 2017, 21:03:36
He's had his bell rung more times than the Vatican during a Pope parade.
So Clangador is whom the bells have tolled for?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 June 2017, 22:21:40
Not really. He just got blamed for it.  8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 June 2017, 22:11:12
So Clangador is whom the bells have tolled for?

No he's just a ding-a-ling
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 12 June 2017, 22:21:55
So not much noise as flash?

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 June 2017, 22:29:08
Flash Gordon?   ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 12 June 2017, 22:42:53
Flash Gordon?   ???

***Clang walks by dressed as Flesh Gordon.***
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 13 June 2017, 01:54:54
I have gone blind and that had to be the last I see! Ohhh, the agony!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 June 2017, 08:23:01
Gauuud *Wrangler covers his eyes  from the view but, he hears a buzz of large Flying Drone arriving after a high pitch dash across from some hangars.  It fires a fluid gun at Clang and dousing him with firefighting foam to cover his "Flesh Gordan" appearance to protect the residence of Clangluna!*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 June 2017, 08:45:11
***Clang walks by dressed as Flesh Gordon.***

"Emperor.  Once again, you have gone pantless.  Just FYI."
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 13 June 2017, 18:51:11
*Takes a photograph and send it to the enemies of state*

What? I'll just get a declaration of War for using a WMD.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 June 2017, 19:23:46
Crimes against humanity, truetanker...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 13 June 2017, 19:34:30
That's just me playing Blakist and all...

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 June 2017, 19:55:11
Clang committed the crime.

We just had the misfortune of being the humanity it was committed against    #P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 June 2017, 00:51:30
It's not the first time you guys saw Clang pantless. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 14 June 2017, 07:10:38
Yes, from what i read of that "incident" that there was a floating censor bar blocking the view to spare the innocent from harm.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 June 2017, 08:25:54
yes but it's a really small bar.

Really small

Just a few pixels.  Tops. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 June 2017, 09:11:12
Well if it's anything like that jockstrap incident, we don't want to get boxed in.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 June 2017, 01:08:31
Or the Clang in the thong incident - don't want to remember that  [blank]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 June 2017, 02:10:57
I had tried to block that from my feeble little mind. Thanks, Mopar.   #P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 15 June 2017, 07:41:02
I had tried to block that from my feeble little mind. Thanks, Mopar.   #P
How can you block it, the moon like shining out everytime Clang walks by. 

Thankfully, I've learned to use Smart-Google-Glasses that darken and play 3-Stooges short-films when he's comes by he has them on.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 15 June 2017, 17:49:30
Hey now!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 June 2017, 00:51:52
Google Glasses now serve a purpose
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 17 June 2017, 04:44:13
Google Glasses now serve a purpose

As long as they lived up to their hype...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 June 2017, 06:13:47
It's all about hype
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 June 2017, 06:56:46
Well, Battletech been using something like it for years in Elemental Battlearmor's hud.  How else do you think they activate stuff? They stare at icons on the hud. Though i don't remember it ordering out if the pilot get hungry...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 18 June 2017, 21:04:27
Well, Battletech been using something like it for years in Elemental Battlearmor's hud.  How else do you think they activate stuff? They stare at icons on the hud. Though i don't remember it ordering out if the pilot get hungry...

That's what the Uber Eats app is for.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 June 2017, 19:03:00
Just be careful about what you eat when wearing power armor. Having the squirts or the farts from hell while the lid is down........ ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 21 June 2017, 19:09:03
OK, which one of you tripped over the power cord and knock out the lights???  [soapbox]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 21 June 2017, 19:32:40
This is Clangluna.... the Emperor forgot to pay the bills!

Since Wombat stole his pants.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 June 2017, 23:39:01
Clangluna after dark! Really dark! Really, really dark............did Clang park Clangluna between galaxies? Because the stars continue to insist on not being anywhere in sight......... :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 June 2017, 07:19:00
Wait, Clangluna is Intergalactic Planetary (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilnnMzK_m8w)??
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 June 2017, 18:58:02
It's a moon.

Possible circling Uranus like a Klingon.

I'm sure there is a joke in there some where
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 June 2017, 00:44:20
Well, it is better than being searched like a Spaniard...... :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 23 June 2017, 01:34:25
The power is out in the whole local galaxy cluster. God must have ignored that disconnect notice.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 June 2017, 03:33:52
The power is out in the whole local galaxy cluster. God must have ignored that disconnect notice.

You are being punished
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Clangador on 25 June 2017, 08:02:59
You are being punished

I'm sure they've forgot about that one thing.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 25 June 2017, 08:59:04
I'm sure they've forgot about that one thing.
I don't know, i Know the Elephants haven't.
(https://myelephantmuse.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/elephants-never-forget.jpg)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 June 2017, 02:06:50
I'm sure they've forgot about that one thing.

But have you forgotten about the other things.......
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 June 2017, 05:58:52
So many things Clang - so many things
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 12 July 2017, 18:53:11
The moon seems darker now...... :(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 12 July 2017, 20:52:52
The moon seems darker now...... :(
That's no moon!  It's someone rear quarters blocking the light!  *runs*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 July 2017, 21:33:59
But it is a moon! It is a full, pink, hairy moon!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 July 2017, 01:53:38
That's no moon!  It's someone rear quarters blocking the light!  *runs*
Damnit Clang
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 July 2017, 01:59:51
Ahhhh, the Clangacorp corporate motto!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 July 2017, 02:10:57
In that case, BoP Industries shall prepare to appropriate this Luna.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 July 2017, 15:16:18
Just heard that the mighty Clangador is no more. It saddens me beyond any measure.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 13 July 2017, 15:51:53
Clangluna shall live on in spirit.  He'd want it

FNORD!!!!!!

that way! :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 July 2017, 15:57:02
But each Luna needs somebody that the visotors can complain to, and about, as being "in charge".

Since you were his jester I nominate you, ClarkeMarek, as "responsible" for Clangluna.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 13 July 2017, 16:10:35
Very well. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 July 2017, 20:22:43
That also means that you get to give orders that we can ignore, your Clarkiness.   >:D


But the place will not be the same without Clang.   :'(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 July 2017, 21:04:56
I endorse Mr. ClarkeMarke as new target of our humor *cough* as Emperor.

OOC:  Rest in Peace, Chang. :( :-[
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 13 July 2017, 21:49:27
That also means that you get to give orders that we can ignore, your Clarkiness.   >:D


But the place will not be the same without Clang.   :'(

Good.  Then my first order will be to get MoparMessiah and myself a sammich! :)
I endorse Mr. ClarkeMarke as new target of our hunor *cough* as Emperor.

OOC:  Rest in Peace, Chang. :( :-[

Good!  Now go fetch me a beer! :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 July 2017, 22:00:32
Hmm that's hot how it works.. You see since your one running the place, you have to do all the work.

*Clang-o-Bots arrive and dress ClarkeMarek as a French Maid to server said beer*.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 13 July 2017, 22:21:39
OOC:  Rest in Peace, Chang. :( :-[

Wait? What happened?  :-\

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 July 2017, 22:28:49
Wait? What happened?  :-\

TT

This.. (http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=58017.0)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 13 July 2017, 22:41:57
Hmm that's hot how it works.. You see since your one running the place, you have to do all the work.

*Clang-o-Bots arrive and dress ClarkeMarek as a French Maid to server said beer*.

Oh yes!  Efficient as always. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2017, 01:17:05
Not sure that you look so goof in fishnet stockings and high heels...............    ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 14 July 2017, 01:58:38
*Steps outside and walks to the flagpole out front and lowers the flag to half-mast* You will be missed, Emperor *Salutes flag as 21 Long Toms fire their salute*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 14 July 2017, 01:59:25
Not sure that you look so goof in fishnet stockings and high heels...............    ???
I'm not much of a Rocky Horror guy, but hey, I feel sexy in this. :D  I'll fetch my own beer in this.

*heads to fridge*

*opens door*

*feeds the Dalek*

*Dalek hands me lukewarm beer*

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2017, 16:47:28
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING AFTER ALL OF THOSE LONG TOMS STARTED SHOOTING?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 15 July 2017, 02:05:29
Oh yes, that's the 42 gun salute.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 15 July 2017, 07:04:33
*Watches Long Tom fire...then realize their firing Beer Kegs as ammo.*

Well, were going dry up fairly quickly.  How often does our liquor get sent to Luna from Terra?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 15 July 2017, 08:19:20
Those were the empties. I filled them the leavings from the cesspits. They should be landing on Woozles any second now.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 July 2017, 21:20:57
WHAT?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 15 July 2017, 21:57:29
*Wrangler holds up a large signs stating. 

<<"WE ARE OUT OF BEER!  ARTILLERY FIRED BEER FROM THE CANONS.  BLAME CLARKE">>
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 July 2017, 22:41:24

This.. (http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=58017.0)
Well shit
====
I don't think I like ClarkeLuna.
The beer is warm and the cannons are too loud.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 16 July 2017, 23:48:43
Well shit
====
I don't think I like ClarkeLuna.
The beer is warm and the cannons are too loud.

What?  What did you say?  The cannons are warm? Beer too loud?  HEY, TURN OFF THE ARTILLERY!!!!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 July 2017, 23:50:26
*BoP gets on his radio to call the BoP Industries PMC Group*
Commence counter-battery fire.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 July 2017, 01:08:47
*Wrangler holds up a large signs stating. 

<<"WE ARE OUT OF BEER!  ARTILLERY FIRED BEER FROM THE CANONS.  BLAME CLARKE">>

WHY IN THE HELL ARE WE FIRING BEER SHELLS FROM THE LONG TOMS IF WE ARE OUT OF BEER? THAT'S BEER ABUSE!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 17 July 2017, 13:44:37
It's all we had in the armory.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 July 2017, 14:26:48
*Meanwhile else where......beer kegs land in residential district near Luna City....or Clangluna City.*

(Resident Male) <<What the hell!!! There more landing on us!! The houses are getting holes in them!!>>
(Resident Male 2) <<Why you bitch'in?  Were getting more free beer man!!!>>
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 July 2017, 01:55:32
What the hell? Things are worse with ClarkeMarik in charge! We ran out of beer!


Now we got to go raid the AFFS thread.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 18 July 2017, 02:54:59
The AFFS thread is more of a Scotch thread, preferably Knockando
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 July 2017, 15:23:08
Don't care. They have alcohol. We don't.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 July 2017, 19:23:00
At first, I thought I was going to have to burn this place down, but now I see I'm going to have to save the Molotov cocktails so I have something to drink.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 18 July 2017, 22:56:17
Let's saddle up and drop fast company of medium mechs on them so we can get in and out with the booze!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 19 July 2017, 00:26:42
At first, I thought I was going to have to burn this place down, but now I see I'm going to have to save the Molotov cocktails so I have something to drink.

Wow, that's an unexpected side effect! :O :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 July 2017, 06:57:41
Wow, that's an unexpected side effect! :O :)
Molotov will give you heart burn.  Still it's liquor... [drool]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 July 2017, 07:58:41
Molotov is fill with vodka comrade.  Make you stronk; keep you warm.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 July 2017, 09:49:33
Molotov is fill with vodka comrade.  Make you stronk; keep you warm.
Not if the fool left it on fire!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 July 2017, 01:38:22
He still right. Make you stronk, keep you warm because you on fire.   }:)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 20 July 2017, 02:27:24
I prefer to drink vodka pure and cold.  Just like the people in Moscow. :)

Hmmmm....Moscow!!!!! (https://youtu.be/NvS351QKFV4)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 July 2017, 03:21:59
Vodka only on fire if bottle break.  Till then only towel.
Hot towel 5 star hotel luxury.

Is high quality drink then no?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 20 July 2017, 03:29:47
Just give me some Stoli, comrade. :) [drool]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 20 July 2017, 06:43:05
We still raiding?  The shelves is bare of booze...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 July 2017, 04:06:01
[Off in the distance a Buccaneer dropship with AFFS markings lands and taxis up. The main gangway on the back of the dropship opens up and a single loadermech walks out carrying a pallet. As it gets closer it becomes apparent the pallet is loaded with crates of Vodka and is being piloted by Achoo. As he gets closer it becomes apparent that Achoo is singing happily.]

be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things
[klunk as the crate is placed gently on the ground] I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin' my head all full of stuffin'

My heart all full of pain.

[The loadermech returns to the dropship and reemerges carrying another palet, which as it gets closer is apparently rum. Achoo is still happily singing]

If I only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could stink a stunk I never stunk before.
And then I'd fart,
[klunk as the crate is placed gently on the ground]and stink some some more.
I would not be just a nuffin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.


[The loadermech returns to the dropship and reemerges carrying another palet, which as it gets closer is apparently Coke. Achoo is still happily singing]

I yump up on my horsie and my butt it is a pain
I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne

[Achoo tosses the crate of Coke aside] I don't know why anyone would ruin perfectly good rum cutting it with that crap! Where was I...oh, I remember!
My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs


[Achoo does this same sort of thing two dozen more times, dropping off booze he stole from the AFFS dummies while they were not paying attention. He then sells the dropship to some short blue Wombat wearing a trenchcoat and a hat, uses the loadermech to kick the Wombat into the open loading ramp on the dropship, which closes as the dropship begins to taxi away. Achoo walks the loadermech back, climbs down and opens a bottle of vodka.]

Get yer mugs scallywags 'n join me in a toast t' our departed matey, former operator o' this gods forsaken Luna 'n genrally a nefarious freebooter, th' mighty Clangador! May he rest in peace 'n his enemies rest in pieces! Cheers!


Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 22 July 2017, 10:06:37
Clangs avatar is gone forever, wonder what the mods would do now with his account? Do they close it or keep it for prosperity?

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 July 2017, 08:00:06
*Wombat secretly arrives on the scene. He sniff and look about and notices truetanker, the walking tank-person.  Remember Clangador needs a memorial, quickly dismantles truetanker’s tank parts while he sleeping off a night of drinking and uses it with some spare BoP parts to make a Clangador statue with a beer in the status’s hand held up high with Achoo’s wallet attached to the statue behind aka in it’s back pocket .*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 July 2017, 17:50:26
Wait a minute.
Using fine BoP Industries products to make a Clang memorial doesn't seem right.  I'm sure Clang-a-Corp has a crate-o-junk somewhere.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 July 2017, 17:57:12
Wait a minute.
Using fine BoP Industries products to make a Clang memorial doesn't seem right.  I'm sure Clang-a-Corp has a crate-o-junk somewhere.
There collector addition stuff now.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 July 2017, 23:15:49
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mopar spelling! They're over there, and will be delivered the wherever their buyer wants them sent.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 July 2017, 02:28:13
As the Pope of Cangluna and the Marshal of the Clangluna Armed Forces I herby assume Control of Clangluna.  This was the wishes of the Emperor. 

As such we will have free beer and olives.  Clang liked olives. 

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 July 2017, 06:28:01
Clang like Olive?  You realize Popeye would smacked him into next week if he tried lay hands on her right?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 29 July 2017, 00:19:19
As the Pope of Cangluna and the Marshal of the Clangluna Armed Forces I herby assume Control of Clangluna.  This was the wishes of the Emperor. 

As such we will have free beer and olives.  Clang liked olives.

YOU DARE TAKE CLANGLUNA FROM ME AFTER I WAS APP...

Wait, free beer and olives?  :O   [drool]  You can have it!  No, really, I was running this place into the ground anyways. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 29 July 2017, 15:16:57
Clarke. we finally got more beer thanks to singlehandedly Achoo raided the Davies's stockpiles.
Don't be doing something silly with it!!

Achoo....how did you do a raid with a single civilian dropship?  Did you get into shenanigans over therE?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 July 2017, 04:46:25
Clang like Olive?  You realize Popeye would smacked him into next week if he tried lay hands on her right?

I said olives not Oive   [blank]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 30 July 2017, 07:14:15
I said olives not Oive   [blank]
Sorry, it was your synthesized 1980s Chrysler LeBaron electronic-voice you got.  It made it sound different!  ;)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 30 July 2017, 08:08:06
I thought it was a random Techno-rap being played! Like someone making a record would do...

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 July 2017, 08:15:53
Sorry, it was your synthesized 1980s Chrysler LeBaron electronic-voice you got.  It made it sound different!  ;)

In honor of Clang it would have said

Do You Want To Play A Game?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2017, 14:13:38
Why am picturing nuclear weapons being launched all of sudden...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 08 August 2017, 22:17:16
Too much North Korea in the news...

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 09 August 2017, 14:34:14
Too much North Korea in the news...

TT
What heck happen to Achoo?  Did you guys stuff him in the trunk of that Yugo?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 10 August 2017, 03:17:48
*closes the trunk of a 1970 Chevelle*


No, of course not.  Why would you ask? :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 10 August 2017, 06:30:07
Well, Fearless leader ( i used this in the looses terms), Achoo was bring the booze.  Unloaded it from the dropship, but sudden we can't find it and now HE no where to be found.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 10 August 2017, 20:28:43
Well, Fearless leader ( i used this in the looses terms), Achoo was bring the booze.  Unloaded it from the dropship, but sudden we can't find it and now HE no where to be found.

Actually, I got ousted by Mopar.  But hey, it's fine.  Anyways, I haven't seen him.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 10 August 2017, 22:26:48
But the BOOZE.    Booze (Missing) + Achoo (Missing) = Achoo Stole the BOOZE
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 12 August 2017, 03:26:37
*rolls in a few kegs*

You mean this booze? :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 August 2017, 00:43:27
Did someone say booze?
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Post by: Wrangler on 16 August 2017, 06:22:05
Clarke manage to get some booze from Achoo who stole it from the Feddies Thread.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 August 2017, 08:01:13
Be very careful.

Clarke thinks the water he washes his socks in is booze. 

He likes it straight.  No ice. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 16 August 2017, 23:24:19
Wait...it's not booze?!?!?!?!?! :O

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8e/08/cc/8e08cc95b959460badcba94837a34fc8.jpg)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 August 2017, 05:28:02
I think I've just been meme'd
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 August 2017, 08:12:15
I think it's because your the fall guy, Clarke.  ;)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 17 August 2017, 15:20:17
I think I've just been meme'd

I got a lot more where that came from. :)
I think it's because your the fall guy, Clarke.  ;)

I'm  not a stuntman. :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 August 2017, 04:46:33
I got a lot more where that came from. :)

I suspect that you do.   O:-)

However I have infinite resources at my disposal

And a Library Card
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 August 2017, 06:10:33
However I have infinite resources at my disposal
You do realize that activating cheats disables achievements right?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 18 August 2017, 13:12:36
I suspect that you do.   O:-)

However I have infinite resources at my disposal

And a Library Card

*checks library card*

This card's expired.  Sides, I have something better than a library card.  One that lets me move around at will. :)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/51/12/a7/5112a718fab6549226b034a93610e50c.png)
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 August 2017, 20:35:29
*checks library card*

This card's expired.  Sides, I have something better than a library card.  One that lets me move around at will. :)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/51/12/a7/5112a718fab6549226b034a93610e50c.png)
MoparMessiah your right.  He does think water he washes his socks in is booze. 
He doesn't even realize this card a blank!!

He must been born drunk in nature state!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 August 2017, 01:12:01
You do realize that activating cheats disables achievements right?

MM never cheats - he's too good to cheat  8)

Sunday is BT day  O:-)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 19 August 2017, 02:08:54
MoparMessiah your right.  He does think water he washes his socks in is booze. 
He doesn't even realize this card a blank!!

He must been born drunk in nature state!

Huh?  *looks at psychic paper*

 Oh come on, do you not have an imagination? >:(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 August 2017, 21:51:23
Huh?  *looks at psychic paper*

 Oh come on, do you not have an imagination? >:(
It says your the King of France!  Everyone knows there no king of France.  [blank]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 August 2017, 00:06:03
Achoo very quietly sneaks in the back trying to look innicent for no reason whatsoever and sits down to drink a beer................
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 20 August 2017, 01:22:23
It says your the King of France!  Everyone knows there no king of France.  [blank]

Not now, of course. ;) :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 August 2017, 01:43:15
Well, there was the matter of the coup, and the blackmail pictures, and Clark being caught listening to Justin Bieber music.....   [blank]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 August 2017, 04:41:34
He's a witch
he must BURN
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 August 2017, 07:23:49
I'd imagine he will flee now if he knows he will burn.  So will be on the lamb.  Not sure how far he will get on one.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 August 2017, 23:17:11
It says your the King of France!  Everyone knows there no king of France.  [blank]

More of a King Ding Dong
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 22 August 2017, 23:55:46
More of a King Ding Dong

Hey!!!! :O :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 23 August 2017, 15:18:58
More of a King Ding Dong

Don't you mean Drunky Kong?

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 August 2017, 00:10:21
Hey! That's my job!   >:( 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 August 2017, 08:58:25
Don't you mean Drunky Kong?

TT

Never knew Clarke to be much of a drinker but if he's now the King of France that might change
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 August 2017, 11:38:08
Hey! That's my job!   >:( 
You SnooZe! You LoZe!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 August 2017, 13:50:53
More like "I work" and "It sucks".
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 24 August 2017, 15:30:00
Never knew Clarke to be much of a drinker but if he's now the King of France that might change

You kidding?  A Russian guy called me a repulsive drunk and told me to sober up. :O
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 August 2017, 17:35:52
You kidding?  A Russian guy called me a repulsive drunk and told me to sober up. :O

Damn!  We need to party son!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 26 August 2017, 01:46:32
Truthfully, I've been cutting back a bit.  To the point where I actually prefer non alcoholic beers.  At this point, it's been so long since I had hard liquor, I'm sure a shot of vodka might land me on my butt.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 26 August 2017, 10:49:18
*hands Clarke a Shirley Temple on the rocks.*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 26 August 2017, 14:37:13
*hands Clarke a Shirley Temple on the rocks.*
*downs the Shirley Temple*

*passes out drunk*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 August 2017, 17:39:33
wat?
Is Clarke secretly a Futurama robot?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 August 2017, 18:06:16
I've been cutting back too  :(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 26 August 2017, 20:35:14
wat?
Is Clarke secretly a Futurama robot?

Considering the fact that Futurama 'bots run off of alcohol...

..Uh, I mean, nice try, Professor. ;)

....

Uh, I mean....

*lays down like he's passed out drunk from one Shirley Temple*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 27 August 2017, 09:30:48
*weasle paramedics crash thru the wall with a large tanker semi filled with Zima.*

No sure what this is? Late 80s non-alcoholic drink.

*proceeds to transfluid Clarke with a reverse gastic suction procedure.*

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 August 2017, 16:28:40
*Everyone watches as the weasels mess up the transfer and suction part somehow sucks in Clarke into the alcoholic filled tank on the truck.*

Well, at least he went out with a splash.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 27 August 2017, 20:39:01
*3 hours later*

*knocking heard from inside tanker, like it's empty*

Hey, you guys, funny joke!  Lemme outta here!!!  I'm scared of the dark!!!!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 29 August 2017, 16:37:31
* Mopar puts some coins into the jutebox... *

" You can keep on knockin', but you can't get in " starts to play...

Wrangler turns up the volume as Achoo can't hear it while sitting on his Throne!

TT ;)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 August 2017, 00:10:30
Ohhhhhh! The whining is a nice touch!  O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 31 August 2017, 00:28:45
*crawls out of tanker after finding an opening*

Whew, good thing I found that door.  Ignore the smell, guys.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 31 August 2017, 06:30:11
*Watches the odor police arrive and the badly Keystone cops dressed weasels grabs Clarke and ships off to Nue Sing-Sing where he can answer crimes against humanity for the smells he wields as a deadly weapon.*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2017, 00:55:18
meh. I've smelled worse.  :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 September 2017, 21:02:57
I don't know

Have you smelt a Chinese Men's Room before?  If no you haven't, you smelt anything
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 10 September 2017, 23:02:34
Is that before or after the Pu Pu platter?

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 10 September 2017, 23:25:17
That's why we have Karnov propeller pushing that kind air out of the restroom.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 11 September 2017, 00:23:28
I don't know

Have you smelt a Chinese Men's Room before?  If no you haven't, you smelt anything

Lemme guess, if you have, you won't smell anything again. :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 September 2017, 01:56:24
Lemme guess, if you have, you won't smell anything again. :D

You beg for a Firestarter to flame your nostrils
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 12 September 2017, 13:17:23
You beg for a Firestarter to flame your nostrils

Got it.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 12 September 2017, 14:18:59
*Wrangler watches the insane act of a 35 ton Firestarter, flame up ClarkeMarek's nostrils*
*In horror he watches as Clarke is turned into a tiki torch....then some how regenerates like a Timelord.*

Wat the...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 12 September 2017, 16:44:23
* Watches same scene but sees a different act *

" Flameproof nose hairs? Must be stuffed with Owens Corning Fibreglass Insulation and stuff. "

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 September 2017, 21:04:43
Nose hairs are no joking matter
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 September 2017, 02:31:53
Then why are we joking about it?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2017, 05:06:26
We are joking about odor, not nose hairs. 

BTW - can you give me back those pliers you borrowed to pull yours out?
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Post by: Wrangler on 15 September 2017, 07:13:45
pliers? I thought i saw them on a bar stool, but the two heads look like they were deformed and bent.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 September 2017, 00:54:45
Was he trying for more leverage?  His nose hairs resemble a Twizzler - obviously licorice
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 06 October 2017, 11:39:51
Did someone lock Clarke in Achoo's bottomless Liquor Locker?  He been very quiet for bit.....it's like he planning something...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 06 October 2017, 21:30:17
*walks out of basement, drunk*

Huh?  Call did somebody me? [drool]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 October 2017, 13:47:19
Planning?  Clarke doesn't plan, he barely functions
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 October 2017, 13:49:04
He must or he won't gotten out of that liquor locker with the ocean of rum.

@Moparmessiah  Your quiet type, you must be up to something.  ;)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 October 2017, 13:56:28
He must or he won't gotten out of that liquor locker with the ocean of rum.

@Moparmessiah  Your quiet type, you must be up to something.  ;)

I've been super busy.  Been building terrain boards and getting ready for a BT game on the 15th that will be an island hoping game. 

Here is some of the stuff I have been doing
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 October 2017, 15:43:42
Wow, that seriously good work! The palm trees are everywhere!!!
Combined arm force should be fun.

Is that how we got Clangluna?  By force of arms?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 October 2017, 23:54:20
Wow, that seriously good work! The palm trees are everywhere!!!
Combined arm force should be fun.

Is that how we got Clangluna?  By force of arms?

Well it wouldn't be the islands if it weren't for palm trees
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 12 October 2017, 15:11:25
As long as you don't have a Fafnir dressed up as a coconut bra-ed, bikini-claded pin up girl! Then it's all good!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 13 October 2017, 02:19:48
Thanks for that imagery. Now I will not be able to sleep, goshdarnit.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 October 2017, 07:48:24
Perhaps more pronounced!

(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50740.0;attach=42040)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 16 October 2017, 07:52:23
Gaud, i didn't think that picture would break the website...yeesh.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 16 October 2017, 21:44:11
That wasn't the picture, it was me.  I slipped on something and fell down. :(

*looks at foot*

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!  It's somebody's underwear!!!!!! :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 16 October 2017, 22:14:20
That's likely Achoo's when he was still a monster-humanish guy vs current Pikachu form.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 17 October 2017, 21:27:10
*peels off underwear*

Now I'm going to have to sterilize that foot! :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2017, 23:26:49
I have a flamethrower. That will sterilize it, real good!
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 October 2017, 23:40:28
*Wrangler watches as Achoo sterilizes Clarke with the flame thrower and turns him into dust since he was 100% booze.*

*A stiff breeze blows ClarkeMarek's dust remains away*

Now he's gotten carried away....   
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 18 October 2017, 02:17:32
Guess that means that I'm now free as the wind. :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 October 2017, 08:52:03
Guess that means that I'm now free as the wind. :D

Like a fart
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2017, 19:05:23
Like a fart
I guess his comedy gags are now a gas...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 October 2017, 00:24:55
Swamp gas, maybe Who knows?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2017, 00:38:50
I know they make you want to gag
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2017, 15:52:07
Pretty much. Oh, Clarke! Found a new avatar for you!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2017, 05:51:34
PERFECT - it just needs a little Texas shield on it
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 22 October 2017, 14:13:35
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/41/8d/5b418d04cb32f8e4704fa1a7bcc13de8--vintage-cartoons-crusaders.jpg)

Should still be on the air,  :(

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 October 2017, 15:22:05
What is Crusader Rabbit?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 24 October 2017, 15:34:09
Watch....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3hHQvkUhJo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3hHQvkUhJo)

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2017, 15:52:46
Is that like a Achoo Akuma Assault Mech?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 October 2017, 17:50:27
Watch....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3hHQvkUhJo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3hHQvkUhJo)

TT

I'll have to watch when I get back home.  In the office today
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 02 November 2017, 13:44:47
The day that Clangluna stood still....so quiet...

*Wrangler watches a Luna tumble weed roll by*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 November 2017, 18:28:08
Not much traffic
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2017, 00:13:09
Well, the Highway to Hell has a lane reduction due to construction right now...........
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 08 November 2017, 07:57:25
*Wrangler squints*  Looks like Wombat using bulldozer doing some of the work....oops there goes someone's air car.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 November 2017, 12:45:05
Well, the Highway to Hell has a lane reduction due to construction right now...........

I hope that means expansion   >:D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 November 2017, 08:31:52
I see even the Devil's Department of Transportation doesn't understand induced demand (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Induced_demand).

Or do they? >:D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 November 2017, 13:07:48
I see even the Devil's Department of Transportation doesn't understand induced demand (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Induced_demand).

Or do they? >:D

Interesting.  At work we just talked about this.  We have a company called Wave and they discussed this very thing.

You should download the wave ap now.  And go watch a couple hours of Youtube.  Then order same games off Google Play.  And go buy a Nest thermostat. 

Do it now. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 November 2017, 23:25:27
I guess they figure you are going to hell anyway so they just decided to create the traffic jam from hell and traffic delays from hell just to get you used to hell before you actually get there.  8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2017, 13:13:45
I've been in more traffic jams then all of you  [drool]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 November 2017, 13:44:44
So you seem to be always in a Jam?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2017, 14:27:13
So you seem to be always in a Jam?

Better than being in a Pickle
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 November 2017, 21:01:01
Better than being in a Pickle
Yeah. That would been a pickle of a situation...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2017, 21:19:21
and we all know how much i hate pickles
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 15 November 2017, 11:18:01
Well, you can resolve your jam situation by getting one those self-driving/flying(?) air cars?  15 minutes or less or you run out of charge!

(http://designculture.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cover_drones.png)

(http://concentuswealth.com/wp-content/uploads/ehaungdrone.jpg)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 November 2017, 12:35:44
Since my commute is 128 miles in one direction I don't think that's going to work. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 15 November 2017, 14:36:53
Since my commute is 128 miles in one direction I don't think that's going to work. 
Why? That means a new car every couple of years. The good news is that you can write of the mileage on your taxes.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 November 2017, 18:31:25
I don't have to goto the office every day.  Most days I can work from home. 

Other times I travel for work, usually to China. 

I think I'm putting about 20k miles on my car a year. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 November 2017, 00:50:31
128 mile commute. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........yup. Gotta be California.  :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 16 November 2017, 07:53:31
Won't it be longer, since were on the Moon?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 November 2017, 12:36:26
128 mile commute. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........yup. Gotta be California.  :D

Yeah it sucks until I get that paycheck  O0
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 20 November 2017, 14:41:17
Yeah it sucks until I get that paycheck  O0
Won't that be sucked up by your Mopar hobby and it's hungry hungry engines? :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 November 2017, 17:48:34
Won't that be sucked up by your Mopar hobby and it's hungry hungry engines? :)

It fuels the Mopar hobby and the BT hobby.  In February I need to decide if I want to buy a 440+6 'cuda or maybe buy a Hellcat - choices
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 November 2017, 01:04:50
Wish I could have the money needed for choices like that..............
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 November 2017, 12:34:11
Wish I could have the money needed for choices like that..............

You'd have to move. 

Hell they might make me move some day.  Not looking forward to that. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 November 2017, 14:17:09
Their making you leave, Clangluna??? Where to?? Kowloon? Achooluna?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 22 November 2017, 17:40:42
It fuels the Mopar hobby and the BT hobby.  In February I need to decide if I want to buy a 440+6 'cuda or maybe buy a Hellcat - choices
How much work needs to be done on the 'Cuda? If it's already been restored, you maybe paying a bit more for it then a you would for new Hellcat. Either way I wouldn't use either as a daily driver. Both are weekend or track cars, IMO.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 November 2017, 13:24:01
Their making you leave, Clangluna??? Where to?? Kowloon? Achooluna?

Mountain View - if they want me in the Bay Area more often the 128 mile one way commute could get old fast. 

But I will always be part of Clangluna. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 November 2017, 13:27:08
How much work needs to be done on the 'Cuda? If it's already been restored, you maybe paying a bit more for it then a you would for new Hellcat. Either way I wouldn't use either as a daily driver. Both are weekend or track cars, IMO.

It's a complete car that needs a complete restoration as in everything.  The car cost is $35,000, the restoration will cost $30,000 with me doing most of the work.  So I would be in it at Hellcat money.  However my brother just sold the same car for $100,000 so I would be making money.  The Hellcat will depreciate. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 26 November 2017, 20:01:27
Sounds like a Gas Monkey or Counting Cars TV series.

Didn't they already have a Pimp my Mopar show on?

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 November 2017, 08:26:54
Sounds like a Gas Monkey or Counting Cars TV series.

Didn't they already have a Pimp my Mopar show on?

TT
So your proposing a show where bunch of mechanically challenged Ferrets grabs MoparMessiah and remodels him?  ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 27 November 2017, 08:29:44
Yep, using BoP Industries pyrotechnic parts!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 November 2017, 13:08:42
I in no way need to be remodeled

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 November 2017, 17:43:01
Oh, come on don't be shy. I'm sure spruce up will do ya good.  }:)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 November 2017, 17:56:05
Nothing exercise and starvation can't fix
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 November 2017, 21:01:30
Nothing exercise and starvation can't fix

Wait, i thought you were mechanical. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 November 2017, 15:06:21
Wait, i thought you were mechanical.

Mechanical Engineer.  Does that count?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 28 November 2017, 22:43:00
So how many pencils a day do you go through on average?

Cups of Coffee or Tea?

Donuts?

 :D
TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 November 2017, 14:03:37
So how many pencils a day do you go through on average?

Cups of Coffee or Tea?

Donuts?

 :D
TT

I don't like pencils

I don't drink coffee

I really only drink tea while in China - one cup at breakfast

I am not fond of donuts
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 01 December 2017, 21:01:35
I don't like pencils

I don't drink coffee

I really only drink tea while in China - one cup at breakfast

I am not fond of donuts
Or Teacher's dirty looks?

Speaking of dirty looks.  A Achoo hasn't been giving us any.  Did he fall asleep on his throne again?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 December 2017, 14:33:52
This time of year he might need to work extra hours and requires more naps
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 07 December 2017, 18:10:34
*sticks magmount antenna into thread*

*sticks head into thread*

*sticks head into toilet*

Uh, is it me, or did we get flooded? :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2017, 18:51:54
I think you had a hull breech
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 08 December 2017, 02:04:09
Oh dear. I've been haven't out, drinking I?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 08 December 2017, 08:19:54
First of all your drinking regular lemonade....second of all there those parking tickets of double parking with FrankinMech of yours.  :))
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 December 2017, 13:01:40
When Clarke drinks he starts to talk like Yoda
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 09 December 2017, 01:28:34
First of all your drinking regular lemonade....second of all there those parking tickets of double parking with FrankinMech of yours.  :))

Well, I'm not well for liquoring known very my holding.


When Clarke drinks he starts to talk like Yoda

You down several after see beers me should I.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 09 December 2017, 11:51:26
He sounds more of the Starfire from the Teen Titans Go!, than Yoda.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 09 December 2017, 12:55:52
He sounds more of the Starfire from the Teen Titans Go!, than Yoda.

TT
You trying to break the internet with ClarkeMarek wearing skimmpy girl's superhero costume???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 09 December 2017, 13:26:59
*looks down*

bops!  rorb.

*slinks off*

*changes clothes*

*walks back wearing slacks, shirt, suspenders, bowtie, and a long scarf*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 09 December 2017, 16:23:35
My work is done....

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 December 2017, 22:31:33
My eyes will never be the same
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 10 December 2017, 23:33:16
I thought they were modular eyes? So their never the same.  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 December 2017, 01:42:09
Well the do vary in shades of blue
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 11 December 2017, 08:14:09
I guess no one knows what it's like
To be theBattletech man, to be the mopar car crazy man
Behind blue eyes

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 December 2017, 14:50:03
LOL

I need to listen to more Who

5:15 is my favorite

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 December 2017, 09:03:28
<<From the dark corners of the Clangluna meeting (bar) hall, the wombat slithers in shadows.  With toothy grin, he has an agenda on his mind.  To deliver Santa Wombat's xmas presents to the would-be victims (*cough*) good citizens of Clangluna.>>

*Sliding new shiny Tank for truetanker (with a ticking clock noise faintly heard inside.) into the parking alot with help for some union Ferrets between their union coffee breaks*

*Regifting a Mopar shaped car in another parking space for MoparMessiah, though it seems to same car that was already there.*

*Wrangler's Thunderhawk past years that was wrecked and fixed, is rendered into spare parts again as gift of "spares".*

*Wombat slips large brewery shaped box for ClarkeMarek, thou it seems to be sizzling for some reason.*

*For Achoo, who seems to have fallen asleep in his chair, Wombat takes great pains to decorate him like a Xmas tree with lights..that causally zap him every so often as they flash.*

*With some help his his Xmas Ferret helpers, Wombat delivers new shiny Clangluna electronics to BirdofPrey!*

<<Seeing he done good and writes the large bill to one and all, especially BirdofPrey, since he see blew up some Ferret's towtruck sometime in the past.  Wombat borrows BirdofPrey's DropShip and launches out of site!>>
 

 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 December 2017, 12:24:07
Happy to report that I was a able to send a care package to the Clang-a-Wife in the name of the Emperor. 

Long Live the Emperor. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 22 December 2017, 21:05:00
Happy to report that I was a able to send a care package to the Clang-a-Wife in the name of the Emperor. 

Long Live the Emperor.
 

Excellent! :)

*looks over*

*sees Wombat left present*

Oh goodie! :)

*opens box*

*consumes contents*

*froth appears around mouth*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 December 2017, 23:07:01
Clarke...why did you eat a Brewery?....  :o

*Wrangler watches Clarke fall over for bit....then turns to his newly dissembled Thunderhawk and begins annual calling of the multiple Astechs...*
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 December 2017, 23:56:13
*BoP crosses parts and supplies off his Christmas list, but notes that Dropship fuel is still on there.*

Hmm, we might want to move the bar a few feet to the left.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 23 December 2017, 15:06:34
Whee!!

Shiny new Tank, with a strange but ominous ticking sound in it! Eh, who cares.. SHINY NEW TANK!!!

 [drool]
TT

(PS) Gives Clarke an Atomic wedgie because he's still wearing that silly bowtie and scarf combo...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 23 December 2017, 16:20:27
*Everyone watches truetanker start small fire on Clarke's noggin. Then happily runs to his giftwrapped tank in the parking lot.  When he opens the wrapping paper the tank turns out to be a T-12 Tiger tank that was rigged to explode with woopie pipe launchers  covering truetanker and knocking him on his butt.*

<<Wrangler hears the noises, looks outside see's truetanker on the ground...>>  What hell happened....
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 23 December 2017, 17:25:52
Stupid RWR design....

Shoddy worksmanship ,Mopar'll fix it for some caps!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 23 December 2017, 22:07:08
Clarke...why did you eat a Brewery?....  :o

*Wrangler watches Clarke fall over for bit....then turns to his newly dissembled Thunderhawk and begins annual calling of the multiple Astechs...*

You kidding?  I'm hungry enough to eat a horse. :D

*Everyone watches truetanker start small fire on Clarke's noggin. *

Well, I always wanted to cosplay a cartoon character.  Never thought it would be Rif the Trobbit. :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 December 2017, 17:25:54
Stupid RWR design....

Shoddy worksmanship ,Mopar'll fix it for some caps!

TT

I can fix anything
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 28 December 2017, 09:26:25
I can fix anything
Using C4 does not count.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 28 December 2017, 16:31:10
Actually, C8 is the norm. He'll most likely use Pentaglycerine and charge double the cost for it. Since Pentaglycerine is 5x explosive and more expensive per gram vs. C8 kilo block. ( $150 per 200 gram - $50 per Kilo )

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 December 2017, 17:00:36
No I do actually fix things with tools and so forth. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 29 December 2017, 08:36:30
I thought explosives were considered tools in certain trades...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 29 December 2017, 14:55:41
I thought explosives were considered tools in certain trades...

"Son, if dynamite was dangerous, you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me?" :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 29 December 2017, 15:11:54
"Son, if dynamite was dangerous, you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me?" :)

....

<<Demonstrating his point, Cl;arkMarek begins to rub dynamite together like Boy Scout does to start a fire...resulting as entire crew running into the Clangluna [Rebuilt] Bar as Marek explodes in result of his efforts>>

That guy....he always a show off.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 December 2017, 15:37:06
He has an explosive personality
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 29 December 2017, 17:24:00
Well, I always wanted to go everywhere....:D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 29 December 2017, 22:16:54
Now i got wash Clarke out my hair...eww
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 December 2017, 07:10:57
"Now pay attention, because I'm only going to do this once."
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 30 December 2017, 13:22:47
Sorry... WHAT?!? Couldn't hear over that last part, too loud! Can you repeat that again? WHAT?!? Can't hear you, WHAT?!? Wait... lemme spell that for you...

* scribble scribble scratch scratch *

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 30 December 2017, 15:51:54
Now i got wash Clarke out my hair...eww

If you manage to do so successfully, don't tell anyone how you did it.  Some people are still trying to accomplish that. ;) :D :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 30 December 2017, 23:29:30
*ALMOST ON CUE*

<<From behind the Clangluna bar, sudden the Wombat makes triumph return by jumping on top the bar table banishing a large firetruck hose, saying "Someone said wash!?!?*  Then blasts Wrangler across the bar floor with high pressure hose nearly knocking him out of his clothes.  Then he turns on truetanker and gives him long blast clearing out his ears and sends him sliding across the floor in the other direction.   During the blasting, BirdofPrey get's cause in the hosing of water rusting him solid while instructing everyone.  Finally, he fires his hose at ashes of ClarkeMarek causes him reconstucte into a person and then sends him flying across the room filled with strangely suds into stair cases leading to Achoo's lair.  He hops down being heard saying "Instant ClarkeMarek, just add water!">>
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 January 2018, 14:02:26
Well that's a lot better than the time the Wombat used NairTM on the Clarke - that wasn't pretty
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 01 January 2018, 17:27:02
Dare I ask what is NairTM ?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 January 2018, 14:10:29
Dare I ask what is NairTM ?

NairTM is a hair removal product. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 02 January 2018, 15:46:41
www.nair.com.au (http://www.nair.com.au)

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 02 January 2018, 17:12:55
Well, I'm glad for small favors then of missing that blessing of a event.

Hmm, i keep hearing crashing. Does Achoo's lair connected Clangluna go down deep? Marek hasn't come up since sliding down the stairs.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 January 2018, 17:41:50
Well we keep the alligators down there
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 02 January 2018, 17:45:21
Thought that was the Weasel Graveyard...

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 January 2018, 17:47:24
Thought that was the Weasel Graveyard...

TT

No that's in the garden
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 January 2018, 01:51:16
If it's not friggen sharks with friggen lazer beams on their heads, I don't care.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2018, 12:31:50
If it's not friggen sharks with friggen lazer beams on their heads, I don't care.
\\


They were upgraded to PPCs
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 January 2018, 13:35:05
How shocking
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 03 January 2018, 14:16:21
*walks up with an empty bucket*

Just got done feeding the gators. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2018, 14:42:15
Where's your left hand?

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 January 2018, 15:49:03
He's such hands on person.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2018, 15:56:31
That gets him trouble at work

Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 January 2018, 16:05:29
Well, at least he didn't kick the bucket.

*Everyone watches near-indestructible ClarkeMarek take the bucket challenge and drop it and kick it.  Suddenly bum rush of Gators rush up stairs with Florida Gator Football jerseys on (of players they ate) and tag him down the stairs.*

Hmmm...i guess that will be taking a while..he regenerates like a Time Lord on prom night.

 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 03 January 2018, 16:54:24
Where's your left hand?

I gave it up to be ambidextrous.  :)
Well, at least he didn't kick the bucket.

*Everyone watches near-indestructible ClarkeMarek take the bucket challenge and drop it and kick it.  Suddenly bum rush of Gators rush up stairs with Florida Gator Football jerseys on (of players they ate) and tag him down the stairs.*

Hmmm...i guess that will be taking a while..he regenerates like a Time Lord on prom night.

 

That's gonna leave a mark.  #P
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 January 2018, 17:26:32
I gave it up to be ambidextrous.  :)
That's gonna leave a mark.  #P
Don't you mean Marek?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2018, 18:56:04
Or maybe Marky Mark
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 January 2018, 21:15:14
<<As Wrangler attempt to come up with a witty remark, the floor under his his bar stool withdraws causing him to fall into the gator infested underground...which apparently ISNT Achoo's lair...>>

((Ahh.......what what the...gators!!! With Lasers!!!  Eat light future-boots! <<ZAP>> <<ZAP>> <<ZAP>>!!))
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2018, 22:29:57
This is Clangluna
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 04 January 2018, 01:23:53
Don't you mean Marek?

If they ate me, there won't be anything left. :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 04 January 2018, 08:27:34
If they ate me, there won't be anything left. :o
I think your off the Marek, Mark.
<<ZAP!>> <<ZAP!>> (Oh NO YOU DONT!) <<ZAP!!>> <<ZAP!>>
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 January 2018, 13:47:41
Shocking
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 04 January 2018, 17:48:12
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/ed/f3/95edf3364746ce4e1c9b1b81c5516a40--alligators-crocodiles.jpg)

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 04 January 2018, 17:56:15
OMG It's a Wobby Gator!

<<ZAP!!>><<ZAP!!>>(Oh you over size luggage! Take a c8 up your tailpipe!) <<ZAP!!>>(((EXPLOSION!!)))

*Wrangler slowly comes up the stairs....looking rather worn and tuckered out.*

We may have infestation down there.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 January 2018, 19:15:31
Here on Clangluna we Fest in Infestation
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 January 2018, 00:03:50
Is Infestation anything like a PlayStation?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 08 January 2018, 11:00:00
No, i think it had something to do with the Lair you keep on Clangluna and the toilet the Wombat broke on you.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 January 2018, 00:47:28
No, that was Devastation.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 January 2018, 13:26:18
Achoo is alive?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2018, 14:08:24
There is some debate and disagreement on that......... 8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 January 2018, 16:40:06
Well, as long as their not using a cardiac machine on you while your talking. I'm sure your alive.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 January 2018, 20:18:57
How do we know he's not a dummy?

Maybe the Wombat has his arm shoved up his ........



...... wait this is going to get way to graphic and some of our younger readers might get a little queazy
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 25 January 2018, 21:26:45
I'm sure Achoo's alive.  ClarkeMarek is using puppeteer wires moving Achoo around isn't anything.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2018, 14:15:49
I am not a dummy! ClarkeMarek....................may well be a dummy. 8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 27 January 2018, 21:16:13
Not today.  Today, I am the Answer....to Life, the Universe, and Everything. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 28 January 2018, 01:31:11
So...your 42?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 January 2018, 13:19:26
You're an ampersand? Sweeeeeeet! I remember 42. It was so.................two decades ago.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 28 January 2018, 19:27:30
So...your 42?

Yes.
You're an ampersand? Sweeeeeeet! I remember 42. It was so.................two decades ago.

Punctuation is cool.  It's the difference between, "Let's eat, grandma," and, "Let's eat grandma." :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 February 2018, 01:22:27
So...your 42?

I have a basketball jersey with this number, because I was the answer  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 01 February 2018, 22:53:54
Answer to the universe is revealed!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 01 February 2018, 23:11:06
(http://www.tfltruck.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/BU013_297EV.jpg)

MM's Lil' GoKart!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 01 February 2018, 23:14:56
Wait. Did you steal one of Mopar's toys? He's not going be happy about that....
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 01 February 2018, 23:17:43
Naw... here's a pic of mine!

(http://www.moviepropcollectors.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Tank.jpg)

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 06 February 2018, 07:54:20
You must be tankful for having that.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 February 2018, 13:36:03
I don't like when the tires stick out from the wheel wells
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 February 2018, 12:49:52
Then you weren't a big wheels fan then.  [blank]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 February 2018, 14:20:09
Then you weren't a big wheels fan then.  [blank]

No I'm not but mot for the reason you might think.

My baby brother was almost killed when he was riding a Big Wheel around a pool when another kid crashed his Big Wheel into him sending him into the pool.  My brother did not know how to swim.  He managed to some how get out of the pool but water swallowing a lot of water.

He developed Double Pneumonia and spent the next year in the hospital. 

So no.  I'm not a fan. 

It's also the reason I hate Spaghetti.     
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 14 February 2018, 00:43:30
:(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 15 February 2018, 13:37:47
:(
Don't be blue.  Do Clangluna proud, and have this Barrel Rum and keep that frown upside down.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 February 2018, 16:11:58
Rum is good
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 17 February 2018, 22:31:31
I'm on sinus meds right now.  Rather, I took one a couple days ago, and it, coupled with the sinus drainage and who knows what else, got me super down.  I'm feeling better, but that's the first time any sinus pills did that to me.  No way am I touching anything with alcohol in it until:  1)  Drainage goes away, 2) and takes the side effects with it.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 18 February 2018, 02:22:07
OMG, ClarkeMarke going die! 
*Wrangler grabs his Smart Phone calls in the Weasel DocWagon on Bronze Plan*

<<Crashing thru a random wall, DocWagon arrives with large swarm of Weasel Paramedics rushing over ClarkeMarek and tie him tightly to a wheeled bed.  Begin stuffing his nostrils with Clangluna brand sinus pumps with weird sucking noise, which someone could swear it was coming from Clarke's pocket.>>

<<One Weasels stands up between the bar patrons and says "Nothing See here, move along".  Then rushes back to help the weasels to move Clarke's wheel bed into the DocWagon and rush out of the other intact wall, which apparently lowers itself like the place was designed handle such events...as everyone turns their drinks and begin to doubt Clarke's fate in such professionals...one can hear sound of a wheeled bed slip out of the wagon and down the hill as the wagon is traveling, causing it to disappear in the mean streets of Clungluna City.>>

Hmm, well at least Clarke won't be on the wagon when it blows up.  Usually that's what happens with those Weasels.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 February 2018, 12:38:33
I'm on sinus meds right now.  Rather, I took one a couple days ago, and it, coupled with the sinus drainage and who knows what else, got me super down.  I'm feeling better, but that's the first time any sinus pills did that to me.  No way am I touching anything with alcohol in it until:  1)  Drainage goes away, 2) and takes the side effects with it.

We just need to drill two small holes and install these drain tubes. 

*MM breaks out a drill with a 3/8" drill bit"

Now hold still. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 March 2018, 23:22:19
We also need a suction pump! An industrial strength one!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 March 2018, 13:52:33
We also need a suction pump! An industrial strength one!

Come on!  We have this thread.  Nothing sucks harder than that. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 13 March 2018, 20:16:39
Come on!  We have this thread.  Nothing sucks harder than that.

Except Harmony Gold when they sniff for control of said franchise!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 March 2018, 00:55:49
Except Harmony Gold when they sniff for control of said franchise!

TT

They don't don't suck.  they lick balls
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 14 March 2018, 12:39:01
This line though has lead us down to the chute.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 14 March 2018, 19:11:53
Mopar...

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRV6QBu_FsNcN92UwIs5bgQnvtKa9ySJ72RVVfaLYDhuu_Jf6QYSQ)
HAPPY PI DAY!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 March 2018, 20:31:22
Mopar...

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRV6QBu_FsNcN92UwIs5bgQnvtKa9ySJ72RVVfaLYDhuu_Jf6QYSQ)
HAPPY PI DAY!

TT

Nice!

Thanks
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 15 April 2018, 20:43:15
Happy belated Month-later birthday.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 April 2018, 14:38:40
This thread needs more Pie
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 April 2018, 23:33:23
A nice big Raspberry Pie!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 21 April 2018, 13:26:50
A nice big Raspberry Pie!
Wait...you gave someone the raspberry?  I thought no one gave the raspberry, unless they were from Lonestar.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 April 2018, 19:42:12
I prefer Cheese Cake any way
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 April 2018, 16:40:12
Wait...you gave someone the raspberry?  I thought no one gave the raspberry, unless they were from Lonestar.

But.......................I happen to LIKE giving people the raspberry!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 24 April 2018, 17:02:17
A nice big Raspberry Pie!

All I got's a Beaglebone and an Arduino, and I have yet to mess around with the Arduino, and I've forgotten how to work on the Beaglebone. :(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 April 2018, 18:14:58
What the hell is Clarke talking about?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 24 April 2018, 18:29:02
What the hell is Clarke talking about?

He's talking about this:
https://makezine.com/2014/02/25/how-to-choose-the-right-platform-raspberry-pi-or-beaglebone-black/ (https://makezine.com/2014/02/25/how-to-choose-the-right-platform-raspberry-pi-or-beaglebone-black/)

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 April 2018, 18:48:58
He's talking about this:
https://makezine.com/2014/02/25/how-to-choose-the-right-platform-raspberry-pi-or-beaglebone-black/ (https://makezine.com/2014/02/25/how-to-choose-the-right-platform-raspberry-pi-or-beaglebone-black/)

TT

Cool - thanks
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 April 2018, 19:11:52
What the hell is Clarke talking about?
nerd stuff
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 April 2018, 21:00:38
What the hell is Clarke talking about?
He had one too many is what he's talkin about.  :-X ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 26 April 2018, 00:13:21
nerd stuff

Well, yeah, cause...I'M A NERD!!!!!!11111eleventyteenone :D :D :D  Why do you think I'm here? :)
He had one too many is what he's talkin about.  :-X ;D

Funny thing, I'm on vacation this week.  Went to gamble in Shreveport, and had one too many. So, yes, that's spot on accurate. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 26 April 2018, 09:21:09
Your on vacation?? That means you've out in the wild, MarekClarke gone wild! 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 26 April 2018, 13:29:50
Your on vacation?? That means you've out in the wild, MarekClarke gone wild!

Pretty much. :)  Though currently I'm in a slump due to an argument last night. :( Don't worry, I'm not going to bring it here(doesn't involve anybody here anyways, but not going to get warned for it, it's trivial and all.)  I'll be good by Friday. :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 April 2018, 13:58:41
I still like raspberries.    Especially giving them!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 27 April 2018, 22:17:18
I still like raspberries.    Especially giving them!

Yay raspberries! <3 :)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 28 April 2018, 10:17:31
At least he's giving away free raspberries ..
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2018, 01:38:36
With complimentary Bronx cheers even!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 June 2018, 07:24:49
Bronx? Like the Dodgers were in the 1950s before they ran away to semi-sunny LA?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 June 2018, 22:51:57
Minus the Dodgers, which the Bronx has learned to give hearty Bronx cheers to!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 03 July 2018, 08:02:01
Then add Mets and Yankees in a subways series and you see people be confused which team they should be cheering.  They win either way!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 August 2018, 17:49:43
Thankfully we have the Giants  8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 11 August 2018, 18:53:01
They might be Giants
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 August 2018, 23:40:25
They might be Giants

They might but those are some other guys  ;D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 March 2019, 01:18:00
I miss Clangador.   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 01 March 2019, 01:32:03
I'm sure he would be pleased to see this still carry on.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 01 March 2019, 14:21:20
I miss Clangador.   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

We all do.

I'm sure he would be pleased to see this still carry on.

He would.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 01 March 2019, 16:53:28
When ever my family and I get to go to Olive Garden, we say a prayer to Clarke. Wishing him a safe "Sky Journey " as my kids say...

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 March 2019, 00:09:38
Well, I went on a long hike through Clangluna. It took a while. Nobody has told the support staff that Clang isn't around. It seems they are used to him not either paying attention or just ignored him. They are still making Clangacorp "products". And they are still getting paid...…….
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 06 March 2019, 10:21:54
In other news, the Mighty Achoo dollar has resin up to 2.5% over the last quarter, slowly gaining a fiscal wedge over the Wombat cent, still under par of the Clangador buck.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 06 March 2019, 10:49:10
I thought the Clangacorp paid people to distract Clang where actual work is but themselves ignore Clang.

So its Business as usual trying to compete Bird of Prey's "shady" business and Acme?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 March 2019, 00:45:58
Shady!? 
I'll have you know BoP Industries is legitimate and trustworthy.
I let someone else do the money laundering for me.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 March 2019, 08:07:29
(Wrangler looks the images of washing machines with paper money flowing through BoP Inc's laundromats division fills his Tablet)
Not only is it shady, they don't even know it even works!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 07 March 2019, 15:49:10
That's just a front... the real money in the back where they make a fresh batch everyday like a Bakery.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 March 2019, 23:44:30
*sigh* Clangacorp launders money to get rid of physical evidence of where they got it, not to hide the money trail. That's a whole different division, ClangaPal.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 08 March 2019, 08:28:26
*sigh* Clangacorp launders money to get rid of physical evidence of where they got it, not to hide the money trail. That's a whole different division, ClangaPal.
So extortion division called PayClanga?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 March 2019, 00:14:08
Pretty much. ClangaCorp is into a lot of things that nobody bothered to tell Clangador about.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 21 March 2019, 06:39:02
Less he knew the better, they don't want get fired!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 March 2019, 12:38:55
Clang never fired anyone. Now "fired" them as a projectile...……………..
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 30 March 2019, 13:05:34
I'd imagine you would have too.  I wonder who was the projectiles?? hmmm  ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 March 2019, 16:54:06
I don't fire people at things. I fire things at people. People squirm too much when you try to chamber them.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 30 March 2019, 23:58:25
I'm sure using large enough cannon would work after knocking them out.  >:D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 March 2019, 14:37:16
Still doesn't work. Everybody has a different caliber. You have to look around for people that are the same diameter. If they are too small the gas just vents around them, if they are too big they don't fit. And their ballistics just suck. They flop around and you just cannot tell where they are actually going to hit.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 06 April 2019, 16:52:23
(Wombat considers the challenge...then knocks out truetanker and places him into a cannon and fires it!)

[Wombat watches as truetanker soars through the air with the greatest of ease into Achoo's Imported Beer collection]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 June 2019, 18:50:49
Imported beer collection?
You mean Achoo has terrible beer from around the world!?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 30 June 2019, 21:59:30
And off world. Remember this is Clanguna.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 July 2019, 11:25:54
Do we have to remember?   :D
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 04 July 2019, 12:38:00
MY GAUD! Mighty ACHOO is alive!!!  (runs and hides behinds cover)

(Wrangler yells) "Oh Course you have to remember! How else you going blame someone for the trouble caused? Pin on someone else!"
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 July 2019, 12:43:49
Not my problem. This is Clangluna. We blame everything on Clang here.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 July 2019, 16:32:45
I hear the Clangacorp finger pointing division is well funded.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 11 July 2019, 23:06:07
Must be rather large and mechanical finger.

Oh it's size of Atlas Hand...(wait i think i saw somebody's Atlas missing one those hand actuators.)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2019, 15:44:49
Well, that is one way to give somebody a bug hand...…... ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 August 2019, 12:41:48
Yesterday I had a massive bug inside my drapes.  They are two layers sown together so how it got in there I don't know.  It was well over two inches in length. 
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2019, 17:59:12
Did you smash it or give it a hand?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 August 2019, 19:13:56
(Wrangler watches as beer of foreign and off-world brewers falls over truetanker and rusts him?)
Well, truetanker certainly got smashed...into that stuff i mean...though there much be alcohol in that stuff to get him smashed.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2019, 15:10:24
Well, TT won't drink tea, unless it comes from Long Island. Octane issues. And possibly internal corrosion issues...…………. ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 12 August 2019, 15:19:34
I do so drink tea, proper, with the pinkie held high...unlike you barbarians!

* Sipping on Darjeeling currently.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 13 August 2019, 07:26:55
(Wrangler looks at truetanker as he drinks his tea noticing tea projecting from his sides.)
Its appears you have rotted out and become bird fountain.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 August 2019, 10:16:15
Well, apparently he is currently well ventilated and in dire need of a Scene Change, WB style.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 17 August 2019, 15:02:01
* Calls in via C3i Implant

Hey! I need to release that blue terror again. No not Stich, the other one.

Inbound you say? Gotcha... targeting now. *

Prep for Inbound folks, Orbital drop in three, two...

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 August 2019, 15:14:39
(sitting on his bar stool, he watches outside as truetanker tries coordinate the landing of the "other blue one".  Unfortunately watches the blue one being a large blue painted dropshuttle landing on him, it's thrust throwing him across the parking lot in on his head making a lovely crater.)

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50740.0;attach=54187)

truetanker?  When you make your piloting roll to wake up...you may want find out who at Clangcorp dropped that thing on you. I'd get my money back.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 August 2019, 23:26:42
Hmmmmmmm, maybe I should...….no, this is Clangluna. That is not my problem. The dropship was not piloted by my monkeys. It's all good!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 August 2019, 07:10:01
(Snatches one of the crews credentials and reads it)
Hmm, they're on sub-contract for BirdofPrey's transportation outfit.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 19 August 2019, 15:25:36
* Emerges from cloaking from a modified Purifier  *

Right on Que...

You fell for the idea of a missed targeting option Wrangler!

' I purposely fired on the position to show you a True Believer of Bake, me, Spector Omicron Pi!

Now if you'll excuse me frail, I have more important things to do... ' in his God voiced modulator.

* Truetanker stomps off camera and scene to help " spread " the Word of Blake *

TT
( Hey, I'm a borg in a battle armor suit... you try walking softly off scene! )
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 August 2019, 15:31:02
Ahhh...your undersized Black Knight BattleMech riding a My Pony Hell's Horse with some tea in your hand.
You be more Clan than Wobbie.   

Why did you have Purifier with bunny ears on it?? Was that left over from Achoo's Easter madness?? ???
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 August 2019, 15:47:27
The WoB thing is probably also left over from Achoo's Easter madness
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 19 August 2019, 15:48:17
You leave Wigwam out of this!

And those " Bunny ears " as you call them... ha!

Extra sensors my friend, prepare to learn the truth!

* Cloaks again... funny you can't hear the noise of his stomping anymore either... *

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 August 2019, 19:08:20
Hey don't forget your complementary BoP Industries Remote Controlled EMP Grenade (remote not included)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 August 2019, 20:01:53
( Wrangler watches that EMP Gernade bounce off the floor and onto the back of the invisible truetanker. )
[ *EXPLOSION!*]
(truetanker fizzle back visually then tip over landing with a thud on the floor.)

Well. Now how we can get him back to. "normal"?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 19 August 2019, 20:29:31
* God voiced modulator

Hahaha frail! There is more than one suit or even Level II here...

Blake's love is almighty! Accession is only for those that have proven oneself.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 19 August 2019, 21:17:22
(Wrangler notices a old style Tape recorder)  *click*
Hmm, i guess he trying be sneaky.

Man that tea really messed him up.

(borrows couple more EMP Magnet Grenades and watches them smack into remaining "5" suits and explosions.)

<<suddenly the Ferret ambulance arrives...after running over all six men, who may or may not include truetanker (yes it did). Ferrets get out, pick up the soldiers out their tin can suits and doss them head over toe into the ambulance and zoom off!!>>


Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2019, 17:35:31
I hate the Flakey Blakeys. I think that even Blake would hate them.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 August 2019, 11:00:59
Flakey Blakeys, sounds like terrible cereal.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 22 August 2019, 14:54:55
It's the Cereal Breakfast of Champions!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 August 2019, 15:11:40
Only if you're a cereal killer.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 22 August 2019, 16:11:12
It's the Cereal Breakfast of Champions!
Wait, your telling me they stock this terrible cereal inside Champion heavy mechs? Eesh, glad i don't pilot those.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 August 2019, 18:56:12
they get soggy real fast
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 27 August 2019, 23:57:13
Follow your nose!  It always knows the flavor of death wherever it goes!

Terror in the supermarket, shoppers run in horror!
Shredded boxes in the aisle, corpses on the floor!
Those who ran, the joy is mine, now they're gonna pay!
Sugar coated slaughter is the order of the day!
Toucan, Son of Sam!  Toucan, Son of Sam!  Toucan, Son of Sam!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 28 August 2019, 15:58:03
(watches a ferret on small Hoverboard wearing a messager outfit hand ClarkeMarek an endorsement check from Flakey Blakely Inc for his latest musical jingle.  Then Ferret speeds off and crashes down hallway since it's INDOORS.)

Waitminute, people going corporate getting buy out Flakey inc??  :o
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 August 2019, 17:41:55
Messager outfit?

Do I want to know what that is?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 30 August 2019, 08:18:37
You know, the uniform someone wears when they work for hand messenger outfit?

(https://clould.ohcosplay.com/images/Express/SMT1232_3.jpg)

Sort like this.  Though...i could have sworn Ferret wore pants...i don't look at that sort thing!!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 September 2019, 22:03:43
Silly Wrangler, Ferrets don't wear pants!





They wear kilts!   >:D :thumbsup: 8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 September 2019, 07:03:30
Donald, where's your trousers?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 05 September 2019, 07:55:19
(Wrangler takes truetanker's box of Flakey Blakelies away from him to stop him going kookoo again.  Replaces them with ClangoCrunch cereal.)

There, he should be right (or not) as rain or rust.

(Drinks his beer, hoping bartender recovers from snacking on the year old pretzels that were left o the bar.)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2019, 16:10:57
There is a new type of Flakey Blakeys! It has sprinkles!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 07 September 2019, 19:34:53
And glow in the dark Mushroom shaped fruity Marshmellows!

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2019, 23:57:24
Oh yes! Those are the best! The box even has warning labels!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 10 September 2019, 15:52:08
Are you saying you are boxed in?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 September 2019, 23:25:23
Nope. Nobody outboxes me!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 25 September 2019, 13:43:38
(Few hours later after a sudden nap via a Large Hammer to back of the head....Achoo appears to be on a DropPort being loaded on to a DropShip...)

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50740.0;attach=54836)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 September 2019, 21:15:20
It's probably safer this way. I need a vacation...….
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Sharpnel on 27 September 2019, 08:26:12
It's probably safer this way. I need a vacation...….
I hear SuperMax has a special room available for someone just like you. allegedly, it is Wombat-proof, but there are no guarantees.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 September 2019, 14:40:24
Wombat broke it. And the Supermax, And the spirit of all of the guards. And all of their cars. Oh, and the spaceport, their transportation system, all five of their powerplants, their space defense system and their HPG.


It took him half an hour.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 September 2019, 17:58:17
That long?
He's losing his touch.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 September 2019, 20:37:32
Well, from what I heard there was a butterfly that distracted him, then he got kind of lost and accidentally destroyed the HPG with a Chili Inferno IIC powered vorpal fart, then he spent about 10 minutes careening around the spaceport...……..
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 29 September 2019, 15:41:05
I heard Wombat supermaxed out Achoo's credit card to do it.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 September 2019, 22:47:40
Wasn't my card. I stole it from BoP. Wombat stole it from me.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 01 October 2019, 15:57:56
But the receipts all state : Care of Achoo the All Mighty, in perfect print.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2019, 08:24:51
I can see it now, a silhouette of Achoo's past likeliness plastering on the wall for Most Wanted for credit flaw on the walls of the Post Office, however unable to determine what he actually looks like due to his various changes.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 02 October 2019, 14:38:36
Well it kinda looks like a very large pink blob vaguely humanoid shape.

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 October 2019, 18:51:40
……...it kinda looks like a playdo sculpture photographed using a very out of focus camera...…..sort of like something from Wallace and Gromit......
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2019, 20:51:06
Achoo, your now wanted arent worried you will get hauled away to the pokey?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 03 October 2019, 17:04:31
****** all of you ****** nerds. I hate you all.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 October 2019, 20:50:10
Hey! I kinda sorta almost vaguely resemble that hateful ******** remark!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 04 October 2019, 09:15:53
(Outraged off scene, WoB send their Robot SantaClaws into the bar and shoots up everyone and sends truetanker & Achoo to the corner.)

(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/nEABfA2uehVRK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2019, 17:58:30
Meh. Could have been worse. I have dealt with customers that make Robot Santa look really lame.....
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 07 October 2019, 10:57:07
You must wear Battle Armor in that store.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 07 October 2019, 15:20:41
Naw... he'll just do this instead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o3lGhu9-dQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o3lGhu9-dQ)

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 October 2019, 18:45:21
I worked at Wal*Mart. Wal*Mart customers have a very well deserved reputation. 'Nuff said.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 08 October 2019, 06:28:08
But this is CLANGLUNA, if you can survive HERE, you can survive anywhere!
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2019, 23:05:24
You're thinking about Wombat's pouch...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 12 October 2019, 07:54:05
You know something about that place? Wombat Bath and Beyond the Pouch?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 October 2019, 11:38:12
No, the extradimensional purgatory where Wombat places things, and people, he has "borrowed" and promptly forgets about because even a goldfish has a longer attention span than Wombat...…...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 14 October 2019, 13:08:54
Sounds like blackhole for socks, but that's the drier i thought.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2019, 21:43:39
There may be some driers in there...…..along with maybe a tac nuke...….one can never know for sure.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2019, 16:14:20
Is that's what flames from Wombat's behind is really? Not the spicy food, but left over nukes?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2019, 21:09:21
Uhm, no. Not usually. Just a badly drawn toon with some gastric...…….issues.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 27 October 2019, 08:03:32
How is it the little guy flown over and across land scape of Clangluna and heading back here like Scud ballistic missile???

(Wrangler slowly slides sideways away from Achoo...since it appears Wombat is seemly aiming for spot Achoo is standing on...)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2019, 12:17:42
[Achoo tosses a bowl of Chili Inferno IIC on Wrangler and teleports away in a swirly pink cloud of exit, stage right...…]
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 01 November 2019, 08:52:19
Ahhh!!!!!  It's Spicy!!!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KyfQ7zG0MTw/TiwpTo5JCoI/AAAAAAAAADM/R6d2ZAdz1Ms/s1600/spicy-food-joke-copyright1.gif)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 November 2019, 04:18:30
Only a little bit
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2019, 15:49:58
If you want really hot eat some Grakz. (And if you don't know what that is, or the reference, read Grrl Power #712 to see the aftereffects.....)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 05 November 2019, 07:47:43
If you want really hot eat some Grakz. (And if you don't know what that is, or the reference, read Grrl Power #712 to see the aftereffects.....)
That girl has stomach of iron and tongue like Dave Lister from from Red Dwarf. No one competes with that.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2019, 12:59:30
But even she was terrified by the aftereffects...... 8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 08 November 2019, 17:33:56
Aren't like expert that, Mr. I-Live-In-the-ThroneRoom?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 November 2019, 19:19:25
Don't knock it until you try it.   8)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 11 November 2019, 20:03:45
I believe i can say Everyone has.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 November 2019, 14:08:47
Does your throne have a widescreen TV? Cable? A refrigerator full of beer? A back massager? Heated seat? A butt washing feature that proves that all of those gay men are not wrong? Room service?


Neither do I.  :'(
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 15 November 2019, 22:50:29
I'm sure you have one, just got go deep enough in the Clangluna basement.  Clank properly had one made for you  ::) . o O O (as trap...)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 November 2019, 02:44:19
I don't go anywhere the basements here.....I have watched horror films. Nope. Not going.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 November 2019, 17:56:56
(Achoo in turns walks back to his current Throne in Clangluna-bar/lounge when he suddenly disappears through the floor as Wombat was fiddling with lever on wall.)
Quote from: The Mighty Achoo
What the.............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Oh my gaud, fell though floor again!

Well hopefully he will land on that other throne supposedly down there...

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50740.0;attach=55579)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 November 2019, 22:23:13
*sigh* Not again...…………...
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 05 December 2019, 12:28:54
(Wrangler yells down to quickly descending  Achoo)

"Hey, aim for something soft down there!"
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 December 2019, 19:25:02
*sigh* Well, at least falling in this apparently bottomless pit is allowing me to catch up on my naps.....
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: truetanker on 09 December 2019, 15:49:06
*sigh* Well, at least falling in this apparently bottomless pit is allowing me to catch up on my naps.....*

Said Achoo to no one else, after all he is falling...

As the bottom nears...

He lands with a large PLOP! and bounces back the way he came, but up...

TT
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 09 December 2019, 16:51:09
(Suddenly through the floor Achoo flings upwards though the skylight window that Wombat had earlier came though.  The patrons of the Clangluna Lounge can hear Achoo land in large flop in a snow bank just out.)

Well, at least he has a spring to his step...or whatever he landed on.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2019, 14:03:39
Ow...……………………...just...……………………..ow. The spring isn't in my step...……………...it's stuck in my arse………………………..ow. xp
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 17 December 2019, 17:54:34
So you move like Tigger?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2019, 01:01:38
I hope not. Although it would explain his tendency to "Wohohoho!".
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 18 December 2019, 11:17:38
I thought you were just Cuckoo.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2019, 15:16:04
Don't know about cuckoo...…...but definitely an odd bird.  :thumbsup:

The closest I come to normal is when I pass through the town of Normal, Illinois. Of course I haven't been anywhere near Normal in a while either.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 20 December 2019, 10:05:08
Well you have a spring in your step...or your butt.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2019, 20:22:12
(After 4 days away for the surgical removal of a spring and some recovery time Achoo returns.)


Ahhhhhhhhhh, much better now.
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 20 January 2020, 22:46:31
Glad they did nice patchup job on your...uhh..hmm hind quarters?
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 January 2020, 18:48:22
I would much rather have a spring in my step than a spring up my ass anyday!  ::)
Title: Re: This is Clangluna..........
Post by: Wrangler on 24 January 2020, 21:51:11
Well, at least sit on your throne without any urge to spring off it.