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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #150 on: 11 March 2022, 21:55:11 »
[There is another rather loud explosion within the Union class dropship, which breaks up and crashes into the ground in the distance]

Federats better not try steeling the booze of a Taurian. For them I will commit the sacrilege of alcohol abuse. And hide big bombs in the alcohol crates. He he he he he.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #151 on: 12 March 2022, 06:33:18 »
<<Achoo, we said they DID steal the booze.>>
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #152 on: 12 March 2022, 18:34:00 »
<<And I did blow them up for stealing my booze.>>
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #153 on: 12 March 2022, 19:42:57 »
<<Wait, you blew them all up?  You blew up your booze too!>>

(Scanner see booze bottles littering surroundings as survivors of the Avalon Hussars take off.)

<<Well, at least I can get paid with  the salvage>>

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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #154 on: 12 March 2022, 22:38:04 »
sighs and calls in the clean up crew

Boss, we'll have the cabinet restocked shortly, once we've finished picking up the bottles anyway.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #155 on: 13 March 2022, 12:41:52 »
<<Yes I blew it up. I expected then to try to get my stash, so I booby trapped it. The booby Federats stole it and I penalized them.>>
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #156 on: 13 March 2022, 14:40:00 »
(Wrangler waltzs into the bar after half day helping hauling 'Mechs and other left overs from the FedSuns' raid. Behind him some men and woman are carrying boxes of FedSuns labelled booze.)

Well, that's helps they had booze in one their downed ships. 

What's funnier is what Achoona militia doing with the POWs they bagged as they wait to get cash for their release.

(Points to the FedSuns troopers with shock collars working in the bar's scullery washing dishes.)
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #157 on: 21 March 2022, 15:11:19 »
*sigh* We don't need slave labor. Even if they are Federats. Don't want to be labeled as a war criminal. I will have to pay them minimum wage with meals. *sigh*
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #158 on: 22 March 2022, 08:52:41 »
war criminals is when they comment crimes against humanity.  These bozos are working off their time after blowing up stuff. 

Then again....you did blow up the booze, so there criminal charges in there somewhere.  However, you own the planet so you get make the rules.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #159 on: 22 March 2022, 21:35:45 »
it was also his booze, so he gets to blow it up if he wants to
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #160 on: 24 March 2022, 14:39:47 »
I am just trying to run a bar in memory of all of the people who have passed through here. Sadly some are gone. May they be remembered in your heart. Some have had their journeys take them elsewhere. Remember them fondly and wish them well. That is just the way of things.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #161 on: 24 March 2022, 15:12:35 »
No worries, Achoo. Your Bar No#1 on the drunken list.  There needs be more shenanigans to keep things lively.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #162 on: 26 April 2022, 22:38:01 »
There is a crash of debris falling from the sky accompanied by a scream. A strange sabertoothed squirrel holding a meat tenderizer crawls out the hole created by the debris, looks around, lets out an "EEP" and runs under cover.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #163 on: 27 April 2022, 06:36:31 »
What hell?  Prehistoric Squirrel was hitch hitch hiking on one of the Davion dropship?  I guess Achoo will have to hide his beer nuts.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #164 on: 21 August 2022, 21:23:21 »
I have not had beer nuts since the Davions arrived. They claimed the nuts were long lost relatives and liberated them from this old Taurian. But that is all right. They crashed and became roasted nuts [both the beer nuts and the Davions].
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #165 on: 22 August 2022, 06:32:47 »
Hmm, why not order some on BoP online?   I'm sure they can cut deal as they send one their "dropships" down with cloaking device to avoid any ilClan entanglements with tax collecting authorities or something.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #166 on: 28 August 2022, 19:01:10 »
Nope. The last time I ordered beer nuts from BoP I cot nuts, bolts and washers made from beer cans.
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #167 on: 28 August 2022, 20:31:53 »
and they were useless for putting things together
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #168 on: 29 August 2022, 09:49:09 »
At least you can get your iron when you eat those. (If you dare that is.)
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #169 on: 30 August 2022, 18:16:57 »
I can assure you all of my stem bolts perform the function of self-sealing quite well

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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #170 on: 31 August 2022, 18:54:33 »
But their not beer nuts, your ordering system orders what IT wants US to have verses what we WANTED.
{Wrangler pointing to the glowy notepad flashing error}
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #171 on: 21 September 2022, 22:13:00 »
[There seems to be a lump underneath the carpet that, until this particular monologue is read, was completely unnoticed. The lump under the carpet appears to be snoring with the occasional mutter about "mistakenly" eating some nitroglycerin in a sealed thermos.]
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #172 on: 22 September 2022, 09:40:15 »
[Wrangler hears muttering of substance that potential explode...swiftly moves to more sheltered part of the bar as do other patrons]
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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #173 on: 22 September 2022, 19:35:42 »
Wolfboy pulls out his Gallagher "Smash-o-matic" Mallet and looks at the rest of the patrons.

"I'm gonna smooth out this lump in the carpet."
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

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Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
« Reply #174 on: 23 September 2022, 08:55:39 »
Oh no, the Bar may explode!

[He among few others moves to the next door armored function room.]
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