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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #150 on: 12 May 2020, 15:11:00 »
As the Roughriders launch their tin mortars at the target, one of them spies a red dot slowly moving towards them...

3... 2.. 1. Orbital bombardment from the Leviathan overhead as Sub-class weaponry descent from high above...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpdMvgQlgi0
GRAPHIC SCENE

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #151 on: 12 May 2020, 22:01:14 »
{Sitting on his bar stool Wrangler is suddenly toss off as flash as everyone briefly blinded by flash of light from out side.  Wrangler press button on the bar and the old security monitor pops on showing carnage of bombarding of a near by bar own by  Achoo.}

Hey, are you ok? What? They did what. Well at least they missed. What?? Oh the bombard splattered their own guys.
« Last Edit: 09 October 2020, 22:12:20 by Wrangler »
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #152 on: 25 June 2020, 18:28:46 »
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #153 on: 25 June 2020, 19:52:07 »
OMG ! ! Wombat shrunk!

Last year Wombat was Kaiju size terrorizing Shanghai.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #154 on: 25 June 2020, 22:23:12 »
OMG ! ! Wombat shrunk!

Last year Wombat was Kaiju size terrorizing Shanghai.

That was only after he put three "All you can eat" places out of business and was looking for some Rolaids.....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #155 on: 26 June 2020, 01:00:32 »
Does Wombat HAVE a maximum capacity for either food or "food"?
I was thinking an all you can eat place would be a trap, because Wombat would never manage to eat all that he could.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #156 on: 26 June 2020, 07:44:49 »
Does Wombat HAVE a maximum capacity for either food or "food"?
I was thinking an all you can eat place would be a trap, because Wombat would never manage to eat all that he could.
Oh course Wombat does!  Those Hot Chilic IIC flames coming out of the dark side of Wombat is that stuff being burnt off like burn-off from natural gas (so to speak.) rig.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #157 on: 27 June 2020, 06:51:45 »
Oh course Wombat does!  Those Hot Chilic IIC flames coming out of the dark side of Wombat is that stuff being burnt off like burn-off from natural gas (so to speak.) rig.
That's Inferno Chili IIC that Wombat eats. The Hot Chili IIC is for the baby Wombats
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #158 on: 18 September 2020, 12:33:36 »
Wombat for world leader!

Yeah!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #159 on: 18 September 2020, 21:05:32 »
(Wombat gets a phone call. Some how on Achoo [former] smart phone.)
{Hello???? What? Sure. What pay? REALLY? They actually pay like money to run it???}
{Huh? Orders? Awwwwwww how we make more Ilan style inferno IIC factories? Oh we dont do that...i will get back to you..that job sounds boring}.

(Wombat glances to the right, at the Achoo in ice block he accidentally placed him in from last time he tried get back at him for wallet borrow situation.)
« Last Edit: 21 September 2020, 13:23:03 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #160 on: 02 November 2020, 16:17:01 »
Those that think I am frozen in a block of ice are quite sadly mistaken.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #161 on: 02 November 2020, 17:57:16 »
Oh?  someone's started carving it?

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #162 on: 02 November 2020, 17:57:33 »
My gaud! He free! (hides the profits he hasn't been collected in months since his "Frozen episode")
Hows things?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #163 on: 19 November 2020, 08:59:02 »
No. I am not "free". I am actually rather expensive. Would you like to get tasered? I am in the mood to taser someone.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #164 on: 19 November 2020, 09:13:19 »
(Swiftly moves Truetanker in the path of the Mighty Achoo's tazer happy fingers!  However, both of them get zapped completely!  Wrangler appears be fried while, truetankers is on the ground with sparks flying from his body joints.) 

(Wrangler looks dazed looking down at his coffee he was holding, noticed it was reheated.)

Oh well, at least the coffee warm again.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIC2
« Reply #165 on: 20 November 2020, 22:02:00 »
([ Error ] Internal dampeners offline, DATsum corruption CPU1 offline, CPU2 moderate linkage detected, mainframe malfunction SiTrEp required. Core corruption anomaly detected.

BootStaRT : Skynet-R0M Blake's  Breathe protocols enable, ALPMGA @&$<=73 <#<3738#%/64739#*#&<_÷>÷]@(÷<¿)

[ Code excepted ] Authorware detected,  pass code required.

Blake's Pi is ready for brunch, serve well done. )]

Wow, electrifying,  no?

Seems my processors appear intact,  a little stimulation for the old chronometer, eh sport?

Be a good bean and fetch yourself a doozie or two?

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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