Self: Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.
I'm not allowed to call a Hell's Horses vs Ghost Bear fight "Dallas vs Minnesota."
I'm not allowed to run a Hell's Horses character named Star Commander Oddball.
Reality and Battletech go hand in hand like a drug induced hallucination and engineering a fusion reactor ;-)
May not call the Clan Grand Council the Furries and Plushies Convention.