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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1200 on: 16 October 2012, 21:01:11 »
What? Your liver after years of hard drinking?

Wow...O.o

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1201 on: 16 October 2012, 23:30:25 »
That takes a miracle.


Miracles are expensive and very unreliable.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1202 on: 17 October 2012, 09:01:46 »
[Achoo looks out the window and notices three inept ACME™ paramedic weasels waving back at him.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1203 on: 17 October 2012, 09:55:16 »
[Shoves Wombat out the window and wanders away whistling.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1204 on: 17 October 2012, 10:51:27 »
Quote from: truetanker on 16 October 2012, 21:01:11
What? Your liver after years of hard drinking?

Wow...O.o

TT

You can grow more liver  ^-^
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1205 on: 17 October 2012, 11:21:39 »
[The window, in true comedic fashion, flips in a complete circle three times and launches Wombat backwards, right down Achoo's throat.]

*gulp*

[Wombat looks around in the dark, pawing around for a moment before finding a light switch conveniently placed in Achoo's belly.]

*flick*

[The light doesn't come on. Wombat shrugs and pulls three candles out of his pouch and proceeds to light them. Unfortuntely for Wombat, and more more so for Achoo, the "candles" appear to be rather large sticks of dynamite. Wombat tries blowing them out.]

"Pfoooof!"
"Pfoooof!"
"Pfoooof!"

                 **KA-BOOM!!**
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1206 on: 17 October 2012, 11:25:05 »
*Achoo expands to 232 times his normal size.  Then retracts with his eyes bulging out.  He burps a large cloud of smoke.*

[Achoo] That's one spicy meatball [/Achoo]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1207 on: 17 October 2012, 16:16:18 »
DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH MOPARF!


I feel sick. Really sick.



And I got to go to the bathroom. Really bad!
 


[Achoo runs to the bathroom, loud nasty bathroom sounds and rolling clouds of intermittently blue, gree, and toxic yellow emerge, followed by several explosions and punctuated by a horrific scream. Achoo emerges from the bathroom with wide eyes and walking very, very stiff legged.]

That was the worst.........blue?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1208 on: 17 October 2012, 18:10:59 »
You still got a.... Paw? Is that a paw still stuck on your behind?

Ewwww....

Nasty!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1209 on: 17 October 2012, 19:53:40 »
Just a second....uggggh!

[Sprints for the restroom again. More noxious fumes emerge, explode, more screams of agony. Achoo emerges looking...................worse for the wear.]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Do NOT go in there for a while!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1210 on: 17 October 2012, 22:52:46 »
~calmly and quietly sets up the hazmat barriers around the washrooms....again.....~
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1211 on: 17 October 2012, 23:48:54 »
*wanders back in*
Hey guys, did you know the national guard is posting quarantine signs?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1212 on: 18 October 2012, 07:20:58 »
[Wombat slips on a swimcap and a pair of goggles in anticipation of his rectum-induced powerdive/swirlie.]

*SPLASH!!*

[Wombat enters the toliet with perfect form and poise, striking the water with a dive that would make most Olympic judges weep. In fact, two of the three Olympic judges sitting next to the toliet to weep and hold up a 9.8 and 9.9 scoring cards respectively...except the pouting androgynous East German judge; who stubbornly holds up a 7.7 card.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1213 on: 18 October 2012, 09:44:08 »
The East German judge is just mad he doesn't exist.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1214 on: 18 October 2012, 10:02:06 »
What a revolting development! The East German judge was lenient!
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1215 on: 18 October 2012, 11:04:46 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2012, 10:02:06
What a revolting development! The East German judge was lenient!

Wombat stole all his lower value cards -- not to mention his pants and wallet.....

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1216 on: 18 October 2012, 11:11:07 »
"I felt they might get in the way...of his, um...judgement."
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1217 on: 18 October 2012, 13:57:21 »
*places the word "pinky" in Achoo's mouth*
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1218 on: 18 October 2012, 18:58:46 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 18 October 2012, 13:57:21
*places the word "pinky" in Achoo's mouth*

Does that mean Wombat is "The Brain"?  ???

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1219 on: 18 October 2012, 19:00:02 »
What are we doing tonight?
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1220 on: 18 October 2012, 20:24:28 »

Got milk?

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1221 on: 18 October 2012, 21:04:14 »
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1222 on: 18 October 2012, 21:23:43 »
Damn Blake pig latin!

Nuke 'em Duke Herb!

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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1223 on: 18 October 2012, 21:37:24 »
I am finding that text much harder to decipher than if you had spoken it.
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1224 on: 18 October 2012, 21:52:08 »
 :)
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1225 on: 19 October 2012, 06:11:11 »
**washes Achoo's mouth out with soap, water, and Roseanne Barr's toothbrush**
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1226 on: 19 October 2012, 08:02:16 »
And that is it for me. Blech! Pitooi!

[Pulls out a comically large baseball bat and begins pummeling Wombat]

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAMWHACK WHACK WHACKITY WHACK WHACKKAWHACK! THUMP THUMPITY WHACKITY WHACK KAWHACK WHACKKERSPLAT! KABLAM KABLAM STOMP POKE STAB STAB STABBITY STAB STAB
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1227 on: 19 October 2012, 08:06:00 »
**Wombat randomly explodes**
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Re: Samurai Wombat IIIC
« Reply #1228 on: 19 October 2012, 09:18:30 »
*the explosion is far larger than anyone expected, obliterating the entire 50-page thread*
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