[ahem, mic check, testing one to three, mic check, somebody go check on Mike....Is this on?]
Long ago, in a recently locked thread (may it rest in peace), I,
Achoo, Mood-Shifting Master of Darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil!
We will not speak of that now.
But a foolish samurai Wombat, wielding a magic marker,
stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final anvil was dropped,
I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the real world.
(Where she is married and has three children if you count her husband. Somewhat confusing, that last part, I will admit. But I digress.)
Now my evil is law!
(Not as if any of you actually pay any attention to that, you ingrates!)
But the fool seeks to return to CBT and undo the future that is Achoo....
No, not Spammie, the other fool, Samurai Wombat, wherever he has gotten off to...probably lost. Maybe he has stuck his head into his own pouch and got sucked inside...I don't know.